《shifuniganmawokeshinitudia》shiyibudoushishenghuoxiaoshuo,youqiangzihenmangdazao。gushizhongdeyanbufanliuruyanshenshishenmi,yuqitajiaosezhijianjiugecuozong,yinfaleyixilielingrenpingxidechongtuyutiaozhan。zheibenxiaoshuoqingjiequzhe,jinzhangciji,daijiduzhewujindejingxiyulequ。ranhoutabailebaishou,shiyilianggedahankeyilikai。jiezhechaoyanbufanshuo:“shangche!”yanbufanzuozailebaoshijiedefujiashishang,shuo:……。
“吹牛逼呢?”
yanbufanbuxiedeshuoleyiju,jiezhebamuguangnuodaolewangshiliangdeshenshang,dao:“laowanga,jirannilaopozheiyangshuohua,neinikejiubieguaiwole!”
lijiaozaiyipanghechidao:“nibawoerzishangchengzheiyang,jintianbixubamingliuxia。”
“xiangyaoxiaoyedeming,nihaimeineigenengnai。”yanbufanbuxiedekanzhelijiaoshuodao。
zheishihou,yigezhouxiaolinhenbushuangdeshuodao:“jiwei,wobuguannimenzhijianyoushenmeenyuan,danzheilishijingshu,nimenyaodayaosha,jiuqingchuqu,biezaizheilichaochaonaonaode!”
zheishihou,bingshenxunshidemen,yigeqishiduosuidelaozhedakailemen。
shunjian,wuneideqiwenxiajiangdaolebingdian,zheilaozhesuiranqishiduosui,danquezhongqishizu,erqiequanshenyesanfazheyiguqiangzhedeqixi。
yanbufandemuguang,yebujinluozailetadeshenshang,cirenzhishaotiangangjingjie。
ertabushibieren,zhengshilijiaoniangjiadewushi,liutian。
lijiaokandaolaozhezhizheyanbufanhandao:“liubo,jiushizheixiaozibaxiaokainongchengneiyang,niyidingyaojixiaokaibaochoua!”
xiangdaozhetangzaibingchuangshangdewangkai,liutiandeshensebiandeshifenxinteng。
diantoushuodao:“wocongxiaokanzhexiaokaizhangda,tarutongwoqinsunziyiyang,sheibatanongchengzheiyang,wojiuyaosheisiwuzangshenzhidi。”
shuohuajian,tademuguangluozaileyanbufandeshenshang,yanshenzhongtouluzhewubidefennu。
“he!”yanbufanqingmieyixiao,shuo:“nibushiwodeduishou,zuihaojixiaoyegunyuanyidian,miandewobanizheiyibalaogutouchaile。”
“你敢看不起我?”
liutiandunshiqidaobuxing,tacongxiaoxiwu,zhijinxiulianwushiduonian。
yijingburutiangangjing,zaijingdoubushuosheijianletadouyaobigongbijingde,danzhishaoyehuijitasanfenbomian。
rujinzijilaidaojiangshanshi,quebeiyigemaotouxiaozikanbuqile,zheijianzhijiushiduitadexiuru。
“woweishenmeyaokandeqiyigelaji?”yanbufandezuijiaogouqiyimoxixuedehudu。
wanquanmeibaliutianfangzaiyanli。
zheihuagengshirangliutianhuomaosanzhang。
zhizheyanbufandebizihandao:“guisunzi,nijianzhijiushizaijizijiwafen,youzhonggenlaozichulai,kanwobunongsinide。”
huayinluoxia,tabianzhuanshenzouchuleshenxunshi。
wangshiliangzheishihoulianmanglazhuleyanbufandegebo,shuo:“engong,ninbiequ,woqubataganzou。”
“nibieguanzheishierle。”yanbufanzhijieshuaikailewangshiliangdeshou,zouchuleshenxunshi,muguangluozaileliutiandeshenshang。
cikedeliutianzhizheyanbufandebiziweixiedaoshuo:“guisunzi,shixiangdianjiuguixiachanhui,wohainengliuniyitiaoquanshi,fouzelaozibanisuishiwanduan。”
“jiupingni?yepeirangwoguixiachanhui?”yanbufanqingmiedeshuodao。
lijiaozaiyipangkaikoudao:“liubo,nigentashuoneixiefeihuaganma,shang,jiwoshaleta,bangxiaokaibaochou!”
liutiannushizheyanbufan,dao:“xiaozi,wojintianyaobanisuishiwanduan!”
hualuo,tamaikaibuzichaozheyanbufanchongleguoqu,jianqiyizhenliangfeng。
yizhishouhuazuohuzhua,zhiquyanbufandebojing,ertadelingyizhishouchengxianhezuizhuang,zhiquyanbufandelaodi,xiangyaojiangtaqianzhu。
yanbufankandaohoubuxiedeshuo:“huheshuangxing,hualihuashao!”
jiezheyijiwangbaquan,chaozheliutiandelianshangjiulunleshangqu。
咣!!
shunjian,quantoudazazailianjiashangdeshengyinxiangqi。
liutiandangchangbeizadedaozailedishang。
tajingkongdekanzheyanbufan,zhandouzheshengyinshuo:“zen,zenmekeneng,laofulianwuwushiyuzai,zenmekenengbeizheiwangbaquanjidao?”
“laji!”yanbufanqingmiedemadao。
jiezhezoudaoleliutiandemianqian,shuo:“guixia,chanhui,fouze,si!”
cike,tashenshangsanfachuyiguqiangdadeqixi。
ganshouzheqixidailaideyapo。
咕嘟!
liutiandunshitunlekoutumo,jingyadao:“zen,zenmekeneng,rucinianqing,jingjiejingranzaixingchenjibie。”
“he,xingchen!”yanbufanbuxiedeshuo:“zainiderenzhizhong,xingchenjiushizuiniubidele?”
liutiandeyanjingdengdelaoda,chongmanlenanyizhixin。
这年轻人什么意思?
nandaotadejingjiezaixingchenzhishang??
yanbufanmeixinsigentafeihua,lengshengshuodao:“kanniyibanianjiwobuxiangshani,ganjinguixiajixiaoyechanhui,buranwonongsini。”
噗通~
liutianshuangxiyiwan,zhijieguizailedishang,tanengqingchudeganjuedao,yanbufanshuonongsiziji,jueduibushizaikaiwanxiaode。
lianliandaoqian,shuo:“dashi,bie,bieshawo,wocuole!”
yanbufanxianqidekanletayiyan,dao:“yihoujianlexiaoyejiworaoluzou!”
cike,wangshiliangcongshenxunshilizoulechulai。
kandaoliutianguizaiyanbufandemianqianhou,songlekouqi。
lianmangzouleguoqu,shuo:“engong,ninxianzaiqixiaolema?woerzizhidaocuole,qiuqiuni,jiujiuta!wobuxiangjuehua!”
“jiunierzi?biezuomengle,tayaoshuiwoweihunqi,tamayaozhaorenshawo,buxiangjuehujiuzhaorenzaizaoyige!”yanbufanyaotoushuodao。
wangshiliangdangchangjiuhuangle,lianmangshuodao:“engong,nibiegenzheishaniangmenyibanjianshi,tagefudaorenjia,shenmedoubudong,woxianzairangtajinidaoqian。”
jiezhechaolijiaohandao:“lijiao,nitamedehaizaineilengzheganshenme?haibukuaidiangunguolaijiwoengongrencuo?”
“laowang,ni,nifengle?”lijiaodeliansedunshiyinchenwubishuo:“tayanlezanerzi,dasileerzidebaobiao,xianzaiyoubizheliuboxiagui,nitamedehairangwogentadaoqian?”
jiezheyouchaoliubohandao:“liubo,nikuaizhaorenlai,nongsita。”
yanbufandemuguangluozaileliutiandeshenshang。
kanzheyanbufandeyanshen,liutianchadiankule。
zheilijiaobushimingzhekengzijima,zijidejingjiegenyanbufanxiangchadekeshishiwanbaqianli。
zaitarenshiderendangzhong,meiyouyigeshiyanbufandeduishou。
talianmangchaozhelijiaoshuo:“xiaojie,bienaole,zheiweidashibujiandan,jiusuanshibawangjiagenlijiaquandoudajinqule,yemeirennengshengdeguota。”
tinglezheihua,yanbufancaidianlediantou,shuo:“haixing,laodongximandongshide,meijiwotianmafan。”
“dashi,wokendingbuganjinintianmafande。”liutianbeigongquxideshuodao。
zheishihou,lijiaochedishayanle。
zaitaderenzhili,liutiankeshizuilihaideren,tagenbenxiangbudao,liutianjingrannengrucibeigongquxideduidaita,haishuochuzheimewonangdehua。
“lijiao,xiaokaishangchengneiyang,dangjinshishang,zhiyouengongnengjiutaa。”wangshiliangzheishihouchaolijiaokaikoushuodao。
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