shizhimeiweiwomendailaileyibukourenxinxiandedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo《shifu！tueryixiuchengzhenfuhao》，zhujiaopangtianchongdaiqianxuedegushilingrennanyiwanghuai。zaizheigechongmanxuanyihemaoxiandeshijiezhong，tamenjinglilezhongzhongkaoyan，zhanxianlejianrenhezhihui。jintian，beiyigeganggangbaodaodewumingxiaozijigangshang，huoqiyixiajiushanglaile，huiquanbiandaxiangpangtianchong。zaitadesiweili，yigelaobingjiaoxunyixiaxinbingdanzi，shishuzai……。
zheigekuiwudebaoanjiaochenpi，shicongmoubuduituiyidezhenchapaizhang，jibianshixianzai，baoanduiliderenyiranxihuanhanta“paizhang”。
chenpaizhangzhenchabingchushen，ziranyouliangxiazi，daqijialai，xunchangdesanlianggerendoubushitadeduishou。zaidaikanggongsi，chuletezhongbingchushendebaoanduizhangzhiwai，lungongfu，tahaimeiyoufuguoshei。
jintian，beiyigeganggangbaodaodewumingxiaozijigangshang，huoqiyixiajiushanglaile，huiquanbiandaxiangpangtianchong。
zaitadesiweili，yigelaobingjiaoxunyixiaxinbingdanzi，shishuzaizhengchangbuguodeshile，meishadabulede，zaibuduishijiujingchangzheiyanggan。
raner，jintiantaqueshiyijiaotizailetiebanshang，tanalizhidao，yanqianzheige“xinbingdanzi”shiyigejueshigaoshou。
chenpaizhangchuquanrufeng，yixunleibujiyanerzhishizaxiangpangtianchongdejiantou，dongzuoganjinglisuo，shidalichen。
pangtianchongxiezheyanjingchoulechoubeijinudepaizhang，qingmieyixiao，neihuxiaoerlaidequantou，zaitayanliwuyixiangmandongzuoyiban，goubuchengrenheweixie。
jiuzaiquantoulizijibudaosancunyuandeshihou，taguoduandetaiqitui，houfaxianzhi，yijiaochuaizaichenpaizhangdexiaofushang。
“砰！”
yishengjuxiang，chenpaizhangyourupaodanyibanshechu，zhongzhongdeshuaizaiduimiandeqiangbishang，bingxunsuhualuo。
haozaizheimianqiangbishizhuantouqichengde，ruoshihuanzuoshigaobandegeqiang，zheiyijiaoxiaqu，chenpaizhangyizhunchuantouqiangbi，tangzaigebidefangjianlile。
jiuzhei，haishipangtianchongyongliqiadaohaochu，lidaosuida，quebushangren，fouze，chenpaizhangzheihuieryijinggutoujinduan，tanzuoyiduilannile。
画风突变。
wulidejirendoumeixiangdaoxinlaidezheiweinianqingrenrucishengmeng，yijiaobianchuaifeilepingriniuqihonghongdechenpaizhang，haishineibandeqingsongsuiyi。
yishijian，zhongrendairuomuji。
“咳咳！”
chenpaizhangshijingkesouliangsheng，miansedanankanzhiji，shouzhizhepangtianchongbaonurulei：“nitemegantouxilaozi！wogennipinle……”
shuohuajian，tayiguliucongdishangpaqilai，feiqiyijiaotongyangchuaixiangpangtianchong。
“自不量力！”
pangtianchonglengxiaoyisheng，zuojiaoyige“hengsaoqianjun”，“sou！”deyixia，jiangtatifeichumenwai，xiangyizhiduanxiandefengzheng，zhongzhongshuailuozaizoulangzhishang。
“啊！”
chenpaizhangcanjiaoyisheng，lianpangdouniuqule，xianran，zheiyijiaolidaogengdayidian。
“哥几个！”
chenpaizhangchouzhewulijigemudengkoudaidebaoan，tongkudehandao，“yiqishang！nongsizheixiaozi……”
doushiyige“zhanhao”dexiongdi，pingriliguanxiyebucuo，jianchenpaizhangbeida，zongbunengwudongyuzhong，yousangerenlikeweishanglai，shenshouzhuaxiangpangtianchongdegebo。
tamendebenyiyebushiyaoweigongpangtianchong，xinxiang：zhuazhuzheixiaozi，lagepianjiazongkeyiba？
raner，pangtianchonggenbenbudengtamendeshouchupengdaoziji，shuangjiaojielianfeiqi：
“砰砰砰砰！”
sidaorenyingxianhoubeitifei，shuaizaimenwaidezoulangshang，ciyaliezui，tongkubukan。
youqishizuihoufeichuqudeneiyiwei，yibianrouzhe**haiyibianjiaoqu：“xiongdia！gezuoneikemeidong，zajiwoyetichulaileni？aiyouyou……”
“抱歉哈……”
pangtianchongliezuiyixiao，“tishunjiaole，hehe！”
“你……”
jirenzhengjiaokubudie，zoulangwai，yigepifuyouheidebaoanjianburufei，congcongerlai。
zhengshibaoanduizhang：dingguoxin。
jiuzaiganggang，dingduizhangzaijiankongshishichagegejiankonghuamian，turankandaochenpaizhangfeichuwuwai，zhengchayijian，“sousousousou！”youyoujirensijiaochaotiandeshuaizaizoulangli。
“buhao！chushile……”
dingduizhanglikeyishidaoyouwenti，yushi，bianxiangfengyiyangchongchujiankongshi，zhibenchushixianchang。
“怎么回事？”
“队长……”
pangbaoanerenxiangaozhuang，“xinlaizheixiaozitataibadaole，dawomen……”
“什么？”
dingguoxinyanzhuzidouyaodengchulaile，xiangtanzhaodengsidesaoguojiren，muguangjiutingliuzaiwulidepangtianchongshenshang，shangxiadaliangzhe，shenqingyansu。
“nishishei？weishenmedaren……”
“shitamenxiandongshoude！”
pangtianchongzhizhejirenjieshidao，“wobuguoshiziweifanjieryi，qingduizhangmingcha！”
tashuozheyoushenchuyoushou，weiweiyixiao，“wojiaopangtianchong，qianlaibaoweikebaodao，lai！duizhang，renshiyixia……”
kanzheshenguolaidebaixishouzhang，dingguoxinyaoleyaoya，yibawozhu，mengranyongliniexia……
tazheizhishouzaitezhongbuduixunlianshi，keshiteyilianguode，bushuonengdanzhangkaishiba，qimaniesuigehetaoshade，naishiqingeryiju。
何况一只肉掌？
zijideshouxiabeida，zuoweitamendeduizhang，dingguoxinyejuedemianzishangguabuzhu，juedingzhaohuiyidianchangzi，zhenzhuzheigexinlaidexiaojiahuo。
“e，pangtian……chong！”
suizhe“chong”chukou，dingguoxinshijingyinie，nazhidaoshouquexiangniezheyituanmianhuayiban，rouruowugu。
“这……”
dingduizhangbuyouxintouanjing，gangyaosongshou，wozhudeshouturanbianying，yourutieqianyiban，fanjiazhuletadeshouzhang。
“咯吱吱……”
sihutingdaolegugeduanliedeshengyin，yiguzuanxindetengtongganrudianliuyibanchuanbianquanshen。
“嘶……”
dingguoxindaoxiyikouliangqi，bennengdezuoshoudichu，kouzhupangtianchongshoubei，yonglimengranhuidai，zhengshishaolinqinnashoudeyizhao：jinsichanwan。
qingjizhixia，dingguoxinjihushishichulechinaidejing，ke，wulunruheyongli，rengsipifuhanshu，pangtianchongzhanzaineili，sihaoweidong，wenrupanshi。
suhuashuo：xingjiashenshenshou，bianzhiyoumeiyou？
yishunjian，dingguoxinjiumingbaile，yanqianzheinianqingrendegongfuyiruhuajing，shenbukece，zijiyuanfeiduishou。
han，shunzhebinjiaotanglexialai。
丁国莘尴尬至极。
“呵呵！”
pangtianchongdiandaoweizhi，huranxiequshoushangdelidao，liezuiyixiao，“duizhang！nitaikeqile……woyihoujiushinidebingle，haiqingduoduoguanzhao！”
“哼！”
dingguoxinqinghengyisheng，youkandishangtangzhedejiwei，shensefuza，cike，tajihenzijijibururen，tongshi，youhenzheijigeyouyanbushitaishandeshouxia，haoduanduande，ganmazhaorezheimeyigelihairenwu？
这不是自找苦吃嘛！
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