zaisanguo：kaijutongzixiangwotoukaozhong，suzecaocaoshiyiweichongmanmeilihejiandingderenwu。suzecaocaokefuleshenghuozhongdecuozheyukunnan，tongguonuliyujianchizuizhongshixianlezijidemengxiang。guyingxieyangtongguoxinidemiaoxiehejincoudeqingjie，jiangsuzecaocaodechengzhanggushizhanxiandelinlijinzhi。yitaduizijidelejie。ruozhenpengshangrucijushi，jieshidingranhuixuanzejixingjun，yiguzuoqi，duoxiaxinye！zhiyuhouguo……“zheizhugekongmingdangzhen……bijiangjiduzhedailaiwujindegandongheqishi。
“什么！？”
xiahoudunbuganzhixindekanxiangsuze，meitoujincuchengleyituan。
jiyizhidaoliubeihuiqishouxinye，tatiqiandairenqianqudujiefaneryouwentile？
mofeiyaoyanzhengzhengdekanduifanganrantuoshen？
“suxiansheng，cihuagaicongheshuoqi？”
suzeyemingbaibujixiahoudunyigehelidejieshi，duifangpashitingbujinqu，buchongdao：“jiranniwodounengxiangdaoliubeihuiqishouxinye，duifangyouzenkenenghaowuzhunbei？”
“zhugekongmingkebingfeilangdexumingzhibei。”
suzebingmeiyouzidadaoyiweizhanlecibianyi，jiukeyiquanranbujiangzhugeliangdangyihuishi。
nengweiliewumiaoshizhe，zhugeliangdebenshiyejuebushichangrenkeyixiaoqude。
napatayouzhelingxianduifangshangqianniandeyanjie，benshenyouzhishangchaoqun，keyijiudexiaoxinjinshen。
xiahoudunshenqingyiji，mangdao：“neiweibizanmenjiuzhinengzuoshiduifangliqu？”
“自然不是。”
suzedanranyixiao，bingmeiyoumaiguanzidedasuan，“dangchuliubeinengzaijingzhouzhanwenjiaogen，qizhongduoshiliujingshengdeyuangu。”
“erjingzhouwenwutongyideyuanyingengduozaiyujixiwangliubeinengweipingzhang，diyucaogongnanxia。”
“rujinchengxiangxiehaodangzhishierlai，youyouciqianbowangyizhan，jingzhouzhongrenzishibukenengzaizaizheigejieguyanshangheliubeigoulian。”
“jiruci，liubeiruoqishouxinye，yanxiadequchubianzhiyou……”
“江夏！”
heliucongbutong，liuqisulaiheliubeijiaohao，erqiejiangxiayoupilinjiangdong。
jiranjingzhoulunxianyichengdingju，suzeganduandingliubeixiayibudezhanlvefangxiangdingranshiqianwangjiangxia，jiemengjiangdongzhiren。
“ruoyaoqianwangjiangxiadehua……”
xiahoudunbeisuzedehuadaidonglesixu，“neibianzhinengyanzhangshuifangxiangzouyicheng，guodangyang，zuihouyuliangshuijiaohuichu，gaizoumianshuishuidao，zhiwangxiakou！”
shenweiyijunzhushuai，jingzhoudedazhidixingwuyidoulaolaoyinzailexiahoudundenaozili。
cishitingsuzetiqi，xiahoudunnaohaidangzhongjihushixiayishidejiufuxianchulezheiyitiaoluxian。
“xiahoujiangjunbukuishichengxiangdedeliganjiang。”
zheizhongbiaomianhuasuzerujindaoshixinshounianlai，tileyizuihoujixudao：“jiranbuzhiliubeizaixinyehuishiruhebuju，jiangjunburubianfudichouxin。”
“釜底抽薪？”
“xianshengdeyisikeshiyaotiqiandiaojirenmayubanlujieshaliubei？”
xiahoudunyinyinyoulexiangfa，kequeshizhongzhiyougedazhilunkuo，ranerkaikouguohouyoushiziguzideyaoleyaotou。
yitaduisuzedelejie，duifangdebujuduanranbuhuizheimejiandancaishi。
“jiangjunsuoxiangweibibushizhugekongmingsuoxiang，maoranxingbingkongfanzaosuanji。”
suzedunleyidun，youyoudao：“zhangbanposhigehaodifang，xianglaishihezuoliubeidemaiguzhidile。”
“haiqingjiangjuntiqiancharenqianwangdangyangzhangban，duanqusuoyouqiaoliang。”
“wojunjiwuzhanchuan，weifangzhiliuqipairenjieying，haixudexianxingyishadaizujiemianshuishangyoushuishi。”
“ruoshifaxianyoulouchuandoujianqianlaijieying，dangjuekaidiba，hongshuiguanzhi，jieshichuanzhinanxing，liubeidingweichengxiangnangzhongzhiwu！”
zaozaibowangzhizhanshi，suzebiankaishigousiqiruheduanjueliubeihoulu。
shenmejunzibaochoushinianbuwan，zaisuzekanlaidoushigoupi。
zhiyaoyoujihui，neitajuebuhuijiliubeisihaofanpandekeneng！
tingsuzezheibanweiweidaolai，xiahoudunzaoyishimudengkoudai，banshangguohougengshirenbuzhuanzitunyanleyikoutuomo。
zheideshiyouduodadechou，cainengshexiazheibanhenjuezhice？
jianzhishibujiliubeiliubandianhuolu！
buxing，qianwanbunengdezuisuxiansheng，burantapayihouzigejiusuansileguhuiyedoudebeiyangle……
ding，xiahoudunduisuzhudehaogandujiangdi2dian，muqian61dian！
suzehunshenyijiang，beixitongturandetishishengdalegecubujifang。
tazheiyoushiweiyuchoumou，youshichumouhuacede，jieguoxiahoudundehaogandujuranbuzengfanjian？
你特娘的还是个人？
suzexinlizhoumachusheng，buguodengtapiejianxiahoudunlveyouxiejidandeyanshenguohou，dunshiyinyuecaidaoleyuanyin。
haojiahuo，zheigaibuhuishijuedetafanshuifandetaikuaitaichedileba？
1.nigexiaobiduzi……tianshengjianpizi……@#$%!@!@$……
2.shenchendekanxiangxiahoudun，duishisanmiaohouzhuanshen，“weijingtarenku，moquantarenshan。”（ps：youqingjiaoxuejiakujiqiao：qingxudiaodongfa、jiaosedairufa、jieyongdaojufa……）
3.shangqianwozhuxiahoudundeshuangshou，shenqingningshidao：“bao，zaiaiwoyicihaobuhao？”
mobuzuoshengdekanwanzheisangexuanxiang。
suzeshengchuleyiguqiangliexiangjiangxitongjiebangdexiangfa。
xitongyijingshencengciyusuzhubangding，chusuzhusiwangwaiwufajiebang。
zheigoubxitong，nageduzheaiyaozijiganjinnaqu，bietemezaizheiexinta！
xinzhongtucaogebuting，buguosuzehaishihenxianshidekaishixuanzeqilai。
diyigexuanxiangjihubuyongkaolv，wanquanjiushizaizuosi，zhiyudierdisangexuanxiangzeshihuoshengshengdeshesi。
kejiusuanshishesi，neiyedekannagegengyanzhong。
suzekebuxiangqiannianzhihou，hourentiqitazhishijiangtayulongyangjunbinglie……
zuozulexinlijianshe，suzeyanshenfuzadekanxiangxiahoudun。
三秒过后。
zhengdangxiahoudunbeisuzekandejuhuayijinzhishi，suzehuanhuanbeiguoshenqu。
“jiangjunkeshijuedezaixiashengxingboliang？”
“weijingtarenku，moquantarenshan。”
“wobenyiweiliubeinaitianxiamingzhu，weizhiganyuanjugongjincuisierhouyi，zhiqiuhuwodahancangsheng。”
dunleyidun，suzedeyudiaomoranyoudichenlejifen。
huanghujian，xiahoudunshenzhitingdaoleweiweidegengyansheng，xinlizhijuedudehuang。
tagangcaidaodishizaihusiluanxiangxieshenme。
尼玛他可真该死啊！
pianzhangdangzhongjijingwusheng，buzhiheshisuzedeshengyinyoumoranxiangqi。
“夏侯将军……”
“nikezhidangriliuxuandeshouzhongjianjuliwobojingbuguoyicunzhishi，woyoushixinyouhegan？”
“罢了，罢了。”
“zaixiayouxiefale，jiangjunhaiqingzibianba。”
suzeshenshouroulerouzijidengdeyouxiefasuandeshuangyan，fajuehaishimeiyoushirundejixiang，wunaiyaoleyaotou。
zhiyugangcaitasuoshuodehua，dabufendouchuziyuyishujiagong。
bijingtamingxianfenxichulaixitongjidexuanzeshirangtamaican。
zunxunzhezheidaqianti，xijiebufentawanquankeyizixingtianchong。
yucitongshi，xiahoudunkanzhesuzedebeiying，houtoudongledong，quezhongjiushuobuchuyigezilai。
youqishijianzhesuzeshenshoucashiyanleizhishi，gengshichedihongleyankuang。
rucijingshidacai，zhiweikuangfutianxiasheji，zuihouquebeizuixinrenderencongbeihoushenshentongleyidao！
ketagangcaiyouganleshenme？
huoshengshengdejiangduifangxuelinlindeshangbajijielekailai！
“haiqingxianshengbaozhongshenti，mojiang……xianxinggaotui。”
yancikuifadexiahoudunzuizhonghaishilikaile。
ranerjiuzaixiahoudunxiankaizhangliandeneiyike。
ding，xiahoudunduisuzhudehaogandutisheng28dian，muqian89dian，qingsuzhuzaijiezaili！
xiahoudunhaogandutupo70dian，jiangli……
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