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tangboyitingchushile,zhishichenshengdao:“wojiulai,jiuhuchejiusuanchudongle,gujiyezhaobudaodifang,nidengwo。”
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tangbokanzhewoshenbiandesheshihehunmibuxingdeqinmipo,tanlekouqi,anpaidailaideren:“lianggerenbashoushangdetaishangche,shengxialianggejiangsheshichulile,shundaiwangfujinsadianliuhuang,buyaorangshezaiguolaile。”
“longlingchuanjianyifu,yegenwoyikuaiquyiyuanba。”tangbohaoxiangbandiandoubuchijinghuichuzheizhongshi。
wolaideshihougenbenmeidaiyifu,zheihuihunshenshitou,yemeishijianhuan,cheleqinmipoyijianzhaoyichuanshang,jiugentangbochuqule。
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“nixianzaizhidaowoweishenmeburangnidaicunlileba?”tangbokaizheche,cheguangshanguo。
liuxialaidelianggebenjiazhaolechutou,yichutoujiucongcaocongligoulehaojitiaoshechulai。
jiusuansile,sheshiruanruandedalazhe,zaicheguangdengzhaoshuoxia,shemoufazheyouyoudelvguang,yijiushenren。
woguojinyifu,zheihuishentilideneizhongreliuyouyabuzhule。
shoujinwozhebinglengdemenbashou,jiangreyiyaxiaqu:“neitiaosheshuo,wohuigentayiqishuizaisheguanli。suoyihaishiyaozhaosheguanma?”
tangbosihuchenmole,chezizaixiangcundelushangfeikuaijichi。
guoyexujiu,tangbodianlegenyan,zhishixileyikouqi,neiyanjiuqudiaoleyiban。
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“weishenmeshiwo?”womengdeniutoukanzhetangbo,lengxiaodao:“biaojiejiubushilongjiadenverlema?”
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“neisheguanjiujingshishenme?”wojiantaneiyang,jiuqibudayichulai。
“wobuzhidao,longling。”tangboyishoudazhefangxiang,yishouchoulegenyan,jieyandianyan,huoguangshanshuozhong,chenshengdao:“congwojishiqi,sheguanjiuyoule,longjiameishibanianwanglimiantianyigelongjianv。”
“kewojianguole,qianfendeneiguancailichuleneitiaoshe,genbenjiumeiyoushigu。”tangbojiangyan**diuchuqu,shoubeitangdaole,quehaoxiangmeiganjuedaotong。
zhishiniutoukanlewoyiyan:“neisuanshiheneitiaosheyikuaimaijinqudelongjianvyebujianle,shiguwucun。”
“woyebuzhidaosheguanshishenme,zhizhidaojiusuanwomenbuwanglimianmailongjianv,neitiaoshezijiyehuizhaoshanglai。jiuxiangduiniyiyang!”tangbohanzheyan。
kuxiaodao:“niyekandaole,wogenbenmeixiangguan,keneitiaoshequeyizhizaizhuini。ruguonizhenyaozhaoneijuqianfenwachulai,youbeileipiledeguancaidehua,mingtianwodainiqu。”
womeixiangdaotangbohuisongkou,yesonglekouqi:“neimeshengwoneinianqianfen,shidasuanbasheimaijinqu?”
ruguozhenshizheiyangdehua,bushijiugaiyouyigelongjianvzaisheguanlima?
为什么我没听说?
tangbohulekouyan,dazhefangxiangpan:“womenzheiyibeimeiyoulongjianv。longling,congyikaishizhidaonishigenvhaizi,jiuyidadasuanjiangnisongjinqule。”
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woquezhiganjuehunshenfahan,suoyiwozhendetaobudiao?
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hedewomangjiangguayaoshuipingdetiejiazichaoleqilai,duizhewaimiandahan:“hushi!hushi!”
“tarangnijitaerzizuoxifu,tabupei,gaisi!”chenshunxifuzhangzui,queshisisideshetuxinsheng。
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tamengdejiangzhenguanbalechulai,duizhezijibozijiuchalejinqu,yousudujikuaidebalechulai。
sihuyongliguomeng,zhenggenzhendou**lejinqu,ta**deshihou,bozishangdepidouchezhebianlexing,xueshunjianpenyongerqu。
“buyao!hushi!hushi!”wowozhetiejiazi,youleqianchezhijianyebuganguoqu。
zhijianchenshunxifubozishangdexuehuahuadechaowaiyong,tayijiuchaowosisidedao:“longling,wodengnia,wozaisheguanlidengnia。zheishiniyichushengjiuzhudingde,nitaobudiaode。”
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wohedefangshengjianjiao:“hushi!”
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woxindifaleng,keshentiquefazheguiyidere。
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jiusuanlongjiabumai,neitiaosheyehuibizhewozijishuijinneijuguancailide。
fuzheshouwanshangdeheisheyuzhuo,congjishiqidaoxianzai,woconglaimeiyouzheimexiangshuizheguo。
xiangzaimenglijiandaomoxiu,wentazheidaodishizenmehuishi。
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wozhiganzhengzheyan,henbudezijizhijiezhuangyun,shuiguoqu。
keruguoshuile,zailaileshezenmeban?
wojinjinbaozhezijidexigai,zuozaichuangbian,wozheshouji,yiciyouyicidejiwobadadianhua,kewulunzenmedadoumeiyoutong。
buguoshiliangtian,haoxiangwojiuzhishengzijiyigerenle!
kanzheshoujibuduodedianliang,wojiangshoujishouqi,wozheshouwanshangdeheisheyuzhuo,dishengdao:“moxiu,nigaosuwozenmebanba?”
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