jingxuandeyipianchuanyuezhongshengwenzhang《shenguimoce》，zaiwangshangderedufeichanggao，xiaoshuolidezhuyaorenwuyouyeyuanlaodan，wucuobanfeichangzhideqidai，zuozhedawendajiang，wenzhangxiangqing：tamendouxiangkannaochucishiderendaodiyouduoniubi。gengxiangkanlonghushankoushuochuerdengzhizui，jiusinanshu！daodidasuanruheduidaitamen。xiangjianzhengshentongfashushi……
“wocao！yizhangpaisuihuagangyanshizhuo？yijiaotasuipudeshizhuan，zheishirennengzuodaodeshi？”
“shenmeren？neishidaozhang！shixianzhang！”
“daozhang：renshiyoujixiande，suoyiwobudangren，woyaoqudangshenxian！”
“huashuohongpaodaozhangdouruciniupi，zipaohehuangpaodaozhangyouhuiruhe？tianshibuhuizhenlaigeyiwozhizhenqi，hetiandizhizaoba？”
“che！hongpaodaozhangpaoshenmea？weihehaidaizhesuidiaodeshikuaiyiqipao？jiwokankandaodishibushiliezhicailiaoa！”
“neishizhuoshaoshuoyedejibaijin，zenmezaitamenshoushanggenmeizhongliangyiyang？yaobuyaozheimelipu？”
qiaozhebaminghongpaodaozhang，taoyesideliqu，zhongduoqunzhongcaihuiguoshenlai，jimangweizhuzipaodaozhanghehuangpaodaozhang。
“daozhang，wocengtingwenlonghushanhuangpaocaishidaofazuiweigaoshenzhiren，qingwenninshifounengxiangwomenzhanshidengjiaolieshizhuan，zhangsuihuagangyan？”
“qingwenzipaodaozhang，hongpaodaozhangdounengzhangsuihuagangyan，huangpaodaozhangnengdadaohedengchengdu？laotianshiyouyouhedengfengcai？shifouzhennengyindongtianlei？”
“qingwenzhiqianturanchanshengdetianqibianhua，shifouweitianshizhennueryinqi？tianshirujinzhengzaihefang？shifouzhengzhunbeizuofachengzhitoudaozhe？”
zipaodaozhangmouguangyouyoudidingzhejizhe。
他非常想来一句。
niyadenengbunengbiecaineimezhun？！
kebiaomianshangzipaodaozhangyijiumianwubiaoqing。
“nikebieluanshuo，yaoxiangxinkexue。”
jizhetiaomei：“daozhang，ninjiubiezaiyinzang，gangcaihongpaodaozhangnujizhixiadesuozuosuowei，womenkekandeqingqingchuchu。”
zipaodaozhangmianwubiaoqing：“dangwogangcaidehuashierpangfeng？doushuoliezhicailiao，wodenghuierhaiyaozhaoshangmiantan，biezhengtianyishenyigui，yaoxiangxinkexue。”
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“tamakoukoushengshengshuoxiangxinkexue，jieguohongpaodaozhangfanshousuihuagangyanshiba？haixiangjixuhuyoushuoliezhicailiao？”
“zipaodaozhang：fanshousuihuagangyansuanshenme？zaiwoyanlibujiushipaisuiyikuailiezhicailiaoma？”
“tianshi：wolonghushanshifaxiu，tishuhenlaji，yejiumianmianqiangqiangnengyibazhangdasuihuagangyaneryi。”
“zipaodaozhang：tushousuihuagangyaneryan，youbiyaodajingxiaoguaima？genmeijianguoshimiandetubaoziyiyang。”
zhubodezhibojianzhakaiguo。
jizhemendadanlanzhushengxiadedaozhang。
“daozhang，yaobuzheiyang，ninrangbaminghongpaodaozhangbasuikuaibanhuilai，womenjianchayixia，jiuzhidaoshibushiliezhicailiao。”
zipaodaozhangjingtizhushizheshuohuadezhubo，rutongnvernu，mianduixiangyaoqiangzounverdehuangmaoxiaozi。
“nixiangganshenme？buhuishixiangqifuwomenlaotouzituijiaobubian，xiangqiangzouzhengwujiangzhixiaohuiba？”
“wokegaosuni，neixiewanyiershaoshuoyedejiazhishijigeyi，haiyoudangantanwolonghushanqianderen，doudezhongpan！”
zhongrenzaiduwuyu，yishibuzhigaishuoshenme。
shenmejiaoqifunimentuijiaobubian？
gangcailianggehongpaodaozhangtaizhejibaishangqianjindeshizhuo。
paodeneijiaoyigejianburufei，rangrenwangchenmoji。
“daozhang，nimendouyijingluxian，haiyoushenmehaozangde？jiugenwomenrushishuo，daoshikendingyoudabaderenlaibaishi。”
紫袍道长表情严肃。
“wokegaosunimen，wotuijiaobubian，shenziguyebuxing，nimenyaoshijixulanzhe，bawojishuaidaohou，meigebaibashiwanqibulai。”
zaichangsuoyouren，baokuowangyouquandoushayan。
堂堂紫袍道长。
longhushandiweijinciyutianshideren。
juranyangyanyaodaodieren。
……
海外直播间。
zhiyedeyiyangyangdeshuazheshouzhongbanmizhangdexiguadao。
“xiongdimen，kanjianmeiyou，bainianjinli，haishilonghushande，wangshanghenduorendoushuotamennengjirendaiquhaoyun。”
“wojintianjiubatamenzaidiao，kankannengjitamendailaihaoyundebainianjinli，nengbunengjizishendailaihaoyun。”
zhiyerangtongbanjiangjingtoulajin。
bofangsantiaojinlizaishuixiangzhongyoudong。
“xiongdimenshuo，rangwoxiankannatiao。”zhiyeziyiweihenkudepingkonghuiwujixiashouzhongxiguadao，muguangjizhongzaidanmushang。
“nigeshaxwanyierzaizheixiaozhanggepi，niqukankandaozhangyizhangpaisuihuagangyandeshipin，denghuierdaozhangjiuguolai，jinizuokailushoushu。”
“nigechishizhangdadedongxidengzhe，denghuierlonghushanrangnizhidao，shenmejiaotianshifuniding，tushousuitianling。”
zhiyezuijiaogouqiyimoqingmiedehudu：“fenmingshitamenzhidaohubuzhuwo，gaichengyongdaojulaipiannimenzheiqunshazi。”
“kuangqiejiusuantamennengtushousuihuagangyanyouheru？wonaqiangdebaobiaohuijiaotazuoren，rangtazhidaobaleitedeweili。”
“hahahaha！”zhiyesiyikuangxiao。
“che！laozidedaoni？zaiyinghuaguozenmenongdaoqiang？laoziyaoguoqusongtaqujianrulaifozu！”
“tamawoguojiushitairenci，shiyanhewuqidechangsuozenmeyaoxuanshamo？yinghuaguoneimedakuaishiyanchangbuhaoma？”
“made，laozigaoxueyadoukuaifanle，zhenxiangjiangnigesunzijiqiandaowangua！”
“zhenshibiantaiwanyier，yuemata，tayueshuang。”
zhiyesihaobuzaiyidexiaozhe。
“huashuowoneihailiuleliangjianfaqidanglichengbei，qinaidehuaguohaishishiwuqianlideyouhui，dashiwanzhe，mailejiunengdangshazi，nahuiqutaohaolonghushan。”
“e，meiqianmai？yuanlaishiyiqunqiongguia？”
“qinaidehuaguowangyou，womeixinqingheyiqunqiongguimenlangfeishijian，gangcaishuoshahuangjinjinlidezuiduo？xianzaiwojiunatakaidao！”
“wodaoyaokankannengjirendailaihaoyundebainianjinli，nengbunengcongwoshoulihuoxialai。”
“haiyoulonghushandecaobaonengnawozenyang？”
“kankantamenyoumeiyoudanzilaiyinghuaguozhaowo。”
“haiyousuoweidetianshi，nengbunengyongleifapiwo。”
zhiyetizhexiguadaoxiangzhetoumingshuixiangzouqu。
zhibojiandejingtou，suizhetadeyidongergaibian。
众网友陷入沉默。
nandaobainianjinlizhendeyaobeishale？
suiranfeichangqingchu，yaoguaidoushijiade。
danrujintamenquejiqikewang，santiaojinlishizhendeyaoguai，yongyoushentongfashu，nengyikoutuomonongsiyanqianderen。
bushibeizhiyeyidaoshadiao。
rangyiqunyinghuaguorenjiazaishaokaojiashang。
成为他们的美食。
然后继续嘲讽他们。
henduowaiguowangyouzexingfenqilai。
“jiducaishiweiyi，shenmegoupidaojiao。”
“kuaikanletamen！zhubodenghuierchiyudeshihou，jidejiwomenfenxiangyixiachihougan。”
“zhuboshalebainianjinlihounengbunengfenkuai？woyexiangchangchanglonghushanbainianjinlideweidao。”
“duia，woyexiang，zhubokuaishangche！”
“neimeduozhuboyechibuwan，chibuwanlangfei，zhubokuaikuaishangche！”
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