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女人就是啰嗦!
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“你……”
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傻不傻啊?
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就凭他是赵春秋?
zheishitasujiechengbaodeguoyuan!
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没良心的王八蛋!
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靠,这是什么意思?
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ai,nvrenzuoshiqingjiushituonidaishui!
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中医执业资格证?
这怎么可能!
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zheigaizenmehaitaderenqinga?
……
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“哇……”
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“咕……”
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难道是角度问题?
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砰!
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“不好!”
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无人机坠机了!
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danshitasihaomeiyouzaiyi!
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