mitaozhishiduojianaigaixiede《shiguanquxiaohoulihun，heyueqizikucanle》zheibenshudoufeichangdebang，shibijiaowanmeideyibenshu，luzhouqinqianqianjirenyinxiangshenke,《shiguanquxiaohoulihun，heyueqizikucanle》jianjie：youduitayiwangqingshendechengjiayou，taweishenmeyaoquxiangluzhou。kanzheqinqianqiandongyao，chengjiayoudechunjiaoanandigouqiyidaohudu。……
tadecaozuohaomi，dalezijiyigecuoshoubuji，dunshibuzhidaogaizenmejiele。
dangchengjiayoulikaihou，luzhoujiuhuidaolebangongshi。
tahenhaoqi，huabushitasongde，weishenmehuiyourenyitademingyisongjiqian
秦浅浅呢？
taganjuezijichengweiledajiazhumudejiaodian，henduorenzaixiaoshengdeqieyu。
ranerluzhougenbenjiumeidangyihuishier，rangbierenqushuobei，fanzhengtayebuhuishaoyikuairou。
haoyouxiaojianhenguanxindewenluzhou:“nimeishiba？niheqinqianqianlihunlezheimezhongyaodeshiqing，nizenmemeigenwoshuo。”
luzhouchechuleyimoxiao:“benlaixiangzhaojihuihenishuo，meixiangdaotongguozheizhongfangshirangnizhidaole。”
xiaojiananweiluzhou:“meishier，xiayigegenghao，nitiaojianzheimebucuo，haonvhaipaizheduini，xiangjiajini。”
luzhoudaoshiduiganqingdeshibuzheji，taxianzaizhongxinzaishiyeshang，xiangyaohaohaochuangchuyifanshiye。
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jiuzai，zheishiyouyixietongshicouguolaile，qizhongjiuyourenweiluzhoudabaobuping。
“luzhounilihunle？kankaidianba，bijingzheizhongqianjinda**nansihou，haiburuzhaogexiaojiaoqifushinixiyizuofanni。”
“jiushi，benlaineixieqianjinda**hewomenjiushibutongdeshijie，renjiadoujiangjiumendanghudui，bubanpeizaowanhuichuxianwenti。”
“nizhenkelian，beidailvmaozile，zheixieda**zhenbushidongxi，jiuaiwannonglaoshirendeganqing，yaobuwobawogebilinjudenverjieshaojini，binidageshisui，liyidailiangwa。”
tamenshiguanxinluzhoude，xinyanbuhuai，zhishitamenkandileluzhou，shuohuabuzhongting，danshibiaodadejueduishitamendezhenshixiangfa。
xiaojianhenbukaixin：“tamenxiachanheshenmeni，luzhouxiangzhaoduixiangshenmeduixiangzhaobuzhe，taxianzaigaoshiyebuxingma。”
mashangjiuyourenhuidui：“yuexinliuqian，youshenmepantou，zhengqububeicaiyuanjiuhenbucuole。”
“jiushi，buzhidaodehaiyiweitarixinguowanni，xianzaixiangyaozhuanqian，zhinengchuangye，dagongshibukenengdagongde！”
“zhuanqiandexingdangdouzaixingfalimian，xiaozhoutingwoyijuquan，biejiujieshilianle，chenzaozaizhaogeguorizideduixiang，renadewangqiankan。”
luzhouchengkendishuodao：“wodequemeiyourixinguowan。”
yourenzhengxianganweiluzhou，rangtajiaotashidi，jieguoluzhoushuo：“worixinjishiwanbale。”
cihuayichu，zhouweiderendoutoulailechayideyanshen。
gengshiyourenjuedeluzhoushishenshou**le，caihuizheimeshuo。
“xianzaihaishibaitianni，buyaozuomengle。”
“ai，shilianle，guoranrangrenjingshenshichang，yaobuyaohuiquhaohaoxiuxi？nidegongzuowobangnizuosuanle，wokannitaikelianle。”
“xiaozhou，tingjieyijuquan，shilianbukepa，huanxiangzuikepa。”
budengluzhouhuihua，xiaojianmashangjiuzhejidishuo：“nimenshuoshenmeni！luzhoukeshidazuojia，tadexiaoshuoyijingbeichendaofanpai，yaobanshangdayinmule！”
takeshiluzhoudezhongshishumi，suoyiluzhoufeisheng，tayiqingerchu。
xiaojianjiaoaodehuashunjianyinqilezhongrendeguanzhu。
“gaibuhuishineiben《nilin》？zheishidouchuandefeifeiyangyangle，bushaomingxingjipotou，douxiangyaoyougekechuanjiaose！xianzaixuanjiaotebiejilie！”
“woshiyinyinyueyueyoutingshuoluzhouxiexiaoshuo，keshiwomeixiangdaoluzhouhuizheimelihaia！”
“nanguaixiaojianshuoluzhouyaogaoshiye，yuanlaibushihuyanluanyu，yaoshidianyingshangyingle，luzhoubudeyipaoerhongle。”
“shaa，meitingshuoxiaozhoushuotarixinjishiwanma！tazaohongle，yinggaishihongshangjiahong！”
“luzhou，wonengmaomeidiwenwen，nideyingshibanquanfeimaileduoshao？”
luzhoulaoshidishuodao：“wuqianwan，buguohaiyaohewangzhan55fencheng，kouqujiaoshuishenmede，yinggaihaishengxialiangqianwanzuoyou。”
xiaojian：“……nizhengaisi。”
xianzaisheibushuoyijusuanle，yaozhidaozheigeqian，kenengtamenfendoubanbeizidouzhuanbudao。
“guoran，ganqingshiyi，shiyedeyi，shuodezhenmeicuo。”
“woyouzheiqian，wonahaihuishoushenmeqianjinda**deqi！youbushiruanfannan，yaoshenmenvdemeiyou！”
“xiaozhou，niquedatuiguajianma，danchunhaopianlianainaoxiayuhuizijiwangjiapaohuidawangzhehuichijinengganfannengshangcesuodeneizhong！”
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luzhouwentongshi：“zenmele，bubanilinjujianverjiajieshaojiwole？”
tongshishanshandiyixiao：“womeiyedaolegaizhaoduixiangdeshihou，jinshuiloutaixiandeyue，wodemeimeiyedebeizhugongyigongle，budui，shilangcainvmaoburuyidui！”
luzhoushiwolongfengchu，qiantuwuliang，suiranshierhun，keshitazhangdeshuai，haihuizhuanqian。
taziranshixiangyaopanshangguanxi，zheiyangdehuayenengrangquanjiafajiazhifu。
gongsidetongshimen，jindehaishiyuande，doujujizailuzhouzheibiandahaoguanxi。
shubuwandelingshihexiawucha，zijidegongzuobeiqiangzhezuo，tadeweixinbeiliaobao，luzhoudiyicijianzhengdaotongshimendereqing，tayixiazijiuchengweilegongsidexiangbobole。
xiaojianchizheluzhouzhuoshangdelingshi，gankaiyisheng：“xianzaisheihaihuixiannishiliyinan，jushuolaozongdoutingwennishidazuojia，yaobatadenversaijini，niyixiazijiuchengwomengongsidedahongrenle！”
luzhouyeshikuxiaobude：“woyemeixiangdaojuqingfazhanhewoxiangdewanquanbuyiyang。”
jintian，tasuanshinitiangaimingle。
congyigexiaotouming，chengweiquangongsibajiedexiangbobo。
tahaibaizhuanlesanbaiwan，taderichangjingkaishijiujie，xianmaipaochenihaishixianmaihaozhai。
fangzaiguoqu，doushiluzhouxiangdoubuganxiangde。
xiaojiankanzheluzhoudiannaodeloupanyemian，wen：“xianghaolema，xianmaichehaishixianmaifang？”
luzhou：“bujiujiele，quandoumai。”
xiaojian：“nizhengaisi。”
zheisuanbusuanshiyinxingdexuanfu？kee，shijieshangdeyouqianrenzheimeduo，duowoyigebuduo，shaowoyigebushao！
yeselongzhaoerxia，xingxingzaitianshangyezhishisanfazhebijiaoandandeguangcai。
yiliangpaochetingzaileqinjiademenkou。
chengjiayoudabandehenshishuaiqichaoliu，pengzheyidashudexianhua，kaozailepaochebianshang。
dengleyihui，tazongsuanshijianzheyidaoenadeshenyingchuxianle。
“laile，jintianwodainiquchihaochide，suanshijinipeilidaoqianle，haiyou，wojinimaileyishuxianhua。”
chengjiayouxiaozhe，bahuashudijileqinqianqian。
quefaxianqinqianqianbingbushitaitideqijingshen，jiusuanshishoudaohuayeshi，xingqufafa。
“zenmele，buxihuanma？”chengjiayouhaoqidiwen。
“嗯，我不喜欢。”
“keshi，wojideniyiqianzuixihuanshouhuale。”
“niyeshuole，neishiyiqian。”
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