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第14章来了，来了
songyuweidaidaidezuozaiyuandi，tadeyanshenchongmanlefennu，wunai。
danshigengduode，queshibufushudejueqiang！
songyuweimengdetaiqitoulai，shuangmouzhong，chongmanlejueqiangdejianding！
“bu，wopingshenmejitadaoqian？”
“wosongyuweimeiyouzuocuoshenme，buxuyaojitadaoqian！”
songyuweishenshenhuxiyikouqi，shuangmouhannu。
“meiyouhunqing，wojiuzijizhuchi！”
“meiyoujiudian，wojiuzaidajieshangjubanhunli！”
“meiyouchedui，wojiuzijizouzhequchenjia！”
songyuweiyishenxinniangzhuang，huoranzhanqi，hanzheyanlei，qishenjiuzou！
jintian，tajiusuanshizouquchenjia，younengruhe？
tajintian，jiusuanshizaidajieshangjubanhunli，younengzenyang？
zhiyaonengjiajichenfan，qitade，tasongyuweibuzaihu！
songyuweishenhou，neixieguimimenbuzhudetanxizhe。
“ai，yuweia，nigensurongdou，ninengdoudeguotame？”
“jiushi，surongjiadekeshihaizhouheheyoumingdelaopaijiazuzhengjia，erniyaojiadenanren，buguozhishigeqiongren，genbenmeiyoukebixing。ninashenmegenrenjiadouni？”
“shia，tazheizhudingyaochikuide。kanlaizanmennvrenjiaren，haishiyaojiajiyouqianrena！”
qianmian，jueqiangdesongyuwei，tizhequnjiao，hanleiqianxing。
tajintian，zhendeyaozouquchenjia！
napa，lupangweiguanzhemenzhizhidiandian，napa，tahuilunweiquanhaizhoudexiaobing，tabuzaihu！
raner，songyuweiganggangzoudaojietou，jiubeirenjilanzhule。
“zhanzhu！zheitiaojieyijingbeizhengjiabaoxia，zuoweihunliluxian。wuguanrendeng，ganjingunkai！”
zhengjiadeanbaorenyuanguolai，jiuyaowulidezulansongyuwei。
erjiuzaizheishi，neixieanbaorenyuanshenhou，huranxiangqiyigejiaodidideshengyin。
“hehe，zheibushiwodehaoguimisongyuweima？nizheishiqunaliya？”
diaomancierdeshengyinchuanlai，surongzhengzhanzaijietou，jifengdemuguangkanzhesongyuwei。
zheilijiushisujiamenkou。ersujiadaozhengjiadezhengtiaojie，douyijingbeizhengjiabaoxialaile。
surong，yijingpobujidaipaodaojiamenkou，dengzhezhengtaolaiyingquzijile。
suoyitahaizhenmeixiangdao，kandaosongyuweihuizouguolai。
dangran，cishideta，keshizhendehenkaixin。
“aiyou，qiaowozheijixing，doujiwangle，jintian，keshiyuweinidaxiderizia。woshuonizenmebuzaijiadengzhenideweihunfulaijienia。”
“duile，nizainajiajiudianjubanhunlia，zuoweihaojiemei，wokeshiyaoqugongheyishengde！”surongyiliandeyinyangguaiqi，sujiarenzerenbuzhufachuyizhenfangsidechaoxiaosheng。
songyuweishuangmupenhuodekanzhesurong：“surong，nizuodetaiguofenle！”
ersurongzelengxiaoyisheng，shuodao：“guofen？wokebujuede！”
surongjugaolinxiakanzhesongyuwei，zuijiaogouqiyimojifeng，shuodao：“songyuwei，nishibushijuedewozaibaofuni？meicuo，wojiushizaibaofuni！”
surongdeyanshenzhong，chongmanlexiongxiongdejiduzhihuo。
“zicongrenshinineitianqi，wojiukannibushunyan！”
surongzoudaosongyuweimianqian，meiyanzhijian，daizheyisihendudejidu。
“songyuwei，doushinvren，pingshenmenibiwopiaoliang，nibiwoyouxiu？biwogengyounanrenyuan？”
“suoyi，congrenshinideneitianqi，wojiuhenshangleni。wofashi，yidingyaohundebiniqiang，ranhou，banihenhencaizaijiaoxia！”
“erzheiyitian，zhongyudaole。haha，shuoqilai，zheihaishisongyuweinizijizuode！”
surongchaofengdelengxiaodao：“sheirangnixuanzeyigeqiongrenni，nikanwodenanpengyou，hedengyouxiu，hedenghaoqi！jinridechangmian，hedengrongguang！”
“zheixierongyao，doushuyuwo！erni，chongqiliangjiushiyigexiaobingeryi！”
songyuweidizhetou，tameiyoufanbo。
yinweizheixierongyao，tadequemeiyou。
danshi，zheishitazijidexuanze，suiranzhudingqiongku，danshitabuhouhui！
“嗡！”
erjiuzaizheishi，haizhoutiankongzhong，huranchuanlaiyishengyixiang！
neishengyinchuwenhaiyuan，danbuguozhayan，biandaoleyanqian。
bingqieneiwengwengshengshunjianlianchengyipian，shengzhenhuanyu！
zhenggehaizhouderendourenbuzhutaitouqukan，yushi，tamenhenkuaikandaole。
“kuaikan，feiji！haoduofeiji！”
dequeshihaoduofeiji，zixixiangdong，haizhoushangkong，mimimamadefeilailewushuzhanji！
neixiezhanjipaizhezhengqideduixing，putiangaidi，conghaizhoushangkong，huanhuanfeiguo。
zhanjihaohaodangdang，wushuxianyandehuaduo，congmeijiazhanjishang，suifengerluo！
shunjian，mantianhuayu，jiangzhenggehaizhouchengdetiankong，dianzhuidewubixuanlan！
zheidengzhuangguanjingxiang，jiangsuoyourendemuguang，quandouxiyinleguoqu！
“快看，鲜花！”
“好美的玫瑰花！”
“wodetian，zheimeduozhanji，zheimeduohuaduo。haodadeshoubia！”
shenbiansuoyourendemuguangdoukanxiangsugang，yanshenzhong，shishenshendexianmu。
“sugang，nizhenshizhaolegehaonvxua，ninzheiweinvxu，bujinshiyouqian，zheiquanshiyeshitaotiana！”
sugangyijingledehebulongzui，renbuzhuyangmiandaxiao。
“haha，woshenglegehaonver，gengzhaolegehaonvxua！”
suronggengshideyideangqitou，zhizheneimantianhuaduo，kuangaodeduisongyuweishuodao：“songyuwei，nikandaoleba。zheijiushiwodehunli，zheijiushiwodeming！”
“wosurong，jiushibiniqiang，woshigaogaozaishangdenvwang，erni，zhinengpazaiwojiaoxia，renwosuiyicaita！”
surongzheigenvren，yizhiyilaiduisongyuweikeshijidudaolejidian，jinri，zongsuanshiyangmeituqile！
“砰！”
yishengjuxiang，zaicidapotiankongzhongdejijing。haizhouchengzhongxinguangchangyijiwaiweineiershibachuxiaoguangchang，jihutongshi，chediaolewaiweizhedang，limian，heranchuxianyizunzunhongsejupao！
jupaoshenpihongyi，xianhuahuanrao，jinxianhuagui！
“kuaikan，shijupao！haoduojupao！”
“wodetian，juranyourennadapaozuoyanhuo！haodadeqipai！”
“砰！”
“砰砰！”
“砰砰砰！”
jupaoaozhilantian，hongranmingxiang。wushulihuazaitiankongzhongzhanfang，zhenggelantian，lijibeixuanranchenglelihuadehaiyang。
“来了，来了！”
buzhidaosheihanleyisheng，zhongrenmuguang，lijiqishuashuaxiangneibiankanqu。
ludeneibian，judadehongmingsheng，fangfozhaleibanxiangqi。jiuliandimian，doubeizhendewengwengzuoxiang！
henkuai，yiliangliangpangrandawu，heranchuxianzaizhongrenmianqian！
sanshiliuliangzhongxingtanke，sanshiliuliangzhongxingzhanche，xieguozheweiwubufandeqishi，youyuanjijin！
这还不止！
zhongxingtankehezhanchezhihou，shangbaipichunbaisedezhanma，fangfoyipianyidongdeyunduo，haohaodangdang，lingrenzhenhan！
baisezhanmazhihou，shishangbaipihongsezhanma，liupiweiyipai，zhengqihuayi。
hongsezhanmazhihou，youshishangbaipiheisezhanma，weifenglinlin，ruheisehongliugungunerzhi，bukeyishi！
meiyipizhanmazhishang，douduanzuozheyiren，shouwogangqiang，weiwubaqi！
zheiyimu，jianzhilingrenmudengkoudai！
yaozhidao，zheixiekedoushichunzhengdezhanma，meiyipidoujianzhishangbaiwan！
tongshidiaodongzheimeduodezhanmayingqin，wodetian，zheideduodadequanshi！
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