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小说简介

jingxuandeyipianduanpianyanqingwenzhang《sheiganshuowofenggoutudiyijubuhao》，zaiwangshangderedufeichanggao，xiaoshuolidezhuyaorenwuyoushenwuyanxiaojing，wucuobanfeichangzhideqidai，zuozhewanlewanle，wenzhangxiangqing：“jinlai。”xiaojinghuifudiaoerlangdangbushangjindemoyang，chengzhetoucetangzaichuangshang。guyunzhengduanzhetuopanzoudaoxiaojinggenqian，“dashixiong，wo……zuolediandongxijini。”……

精彩章节

shenwuyanzaizijiwoshipangjialeliangjianwoshi，guyunzhenghenyouzizhizhimingdexuanlezuibianshangdeyijian，bazhongjianneijianwoshiliujilexiaojing。

xiaojingdaoshiwusuowei，xinranjieshouleguyunzhengdetiexin。

congchuanyueguolai，daocikefanxingmantian，anzhaoshenwuyandezuoxishijian，cike……gaichiwanfanle。

“gululu，gululu……”

guyunzhengwen：“shenmeshengyin？dashixiongniele？”

xiaojingquedaizhekanrenaodeshenqing，xiaokanzheshenwuyan，guyunzhengyishidaoleshenme，bukezhixindekanxiangzijiashizun。

shenwuyangangademomobizi，danyixiangdaogengshesigenggangadedoujinglile，duzieeryi，renzhichangqing。

“weishiele，nimenxiangchishenme？”

顾云峥：“……？”

shenwuyanbaochibudongshengse，qiaoxitong：【woshuocuoshenmelema？】

wuyiwukaoshuo：【xiuxianzhirendoupigu，buchidongxi。genghekuangnihaishidedaoxianzun。】

沈无言：【……】

修仙=不能吃东西。

shenwuyanshijueduibuokde，bijingtashigechihuoa……

shenwuyanzhidaoyuanyouhou，kuaisuzhaobudao：“zanmensuiranxiuxian，danouerchangchangrenshimeishiyeweichangbuke，zheicaibuwangzairenshizouyizao。”

“xiangchishenme，weishizuo。”shenwuyanpobujidaidewanqixiupao，luchufusebaixi，jirouxiantiaoyunchengdeshoubei。

zenmenengrangshizunzuofanni，neikeshidabujinga，guyunzhenglimashuodao：“shizun，wolai，wolai，shizunxiangchangshenmerenjiedeshiwu，dizidouhuizuo。”

shenwuyantiaomei，xinshuo：“kaiwanxiao，zenmekenengrangnilaizuo。zheidahaodejihui，woderangxiaojingchangyichangwogaochaodeshouyi。”

xiaojingchixiaoyisheng，“wobuchi。”

shenwuyanquemeiyoubeidajidao，xinshuo：“meishi，dengwozuochulai，nijiuhuichile。”

doushuoqiongrendehaizizaodangjia，shenwuyandeyangfumujiashenghuobijiaojieju，suoyitacongxiaojiuhuizuofan，erqiezuodefangenbenbushuwuxingjidachu。

shenwuyanchaguyunzhengqushanjiaonashicaishanglai，chenzhekongdang，tadasuanshoushileyijianxiangmoxiangyangdechufangchulai。

erlaibajianzebeitazhishiquleyuanzilipichai。

“咔嚓，咔嚓……”

yuanzilixiangqiyizhenpichaideshengyin，xiaojingkaozaiyipangkanzhe，laibajiandemingzisuirancaolvleyidian，danbuguanzenmeshuoneiyeshixianjianpaixingbangdeqianwu，cikequezaizheilipichai？

xiaojingtiaomei：“niranglaibajianpichai？”

shenwuyanmangrandeayisheng，“zenmele？”

shuowanshenwuyanxiangqileshenme，chayidao：“laibajianbukenengzheimefeiwulianchaidoupibukaiba？”

shenwuyanlianmangpaodaowuwaiqukan，laibajianshixianjian，shiyoujianlingde，jianlingxianranshitingdaoleshenwuyandehua。

jianshenwuyanchulai，laibajianxushiweilezhengmingzijibushifeiwu，yuefamailidepileqilai，zhayanjianchaihuoduichenglexiaoshan。

erhoulaibajianfeidaoshenwuyanshenbianraozhetafeilejiquan，zaiqinnideaizheshenwuyantietie，xiangshizaiqiubiaoyang，youxiangshisajiao。

shenwuyanchuimoukanzhelaibajian，yanliyimanlexiaoyi，shenshouqingqingdemomotayinsedejianshen，kuadao：“zhenbang。”

zaixiaojingdejiyili，shenwuyansihuconglaimeizheibanzhenchengdefazineixindexiaoguo，neixiaoganjingmingliang，meiyoulejiyililengmochaofengyinyangguaiqideweidao。

zheirangshenwuyanzhenggerenkanqilaishunyanduole。

yeshicike，mantianfanxingxia，jiaojiedeyueguangsaluoshenwuyanzhoushen，xiaojingcaidiyicifaxian，shenwuyanzhangdeqishitinghaokan。

baiyubandepifushangpishangyicengbobodeyueguang，rangtaxiandegengjiawenrun，momeifeiyang，qiheidemouzizaiyesezhongshandongzheweiguang，limianshengmanleyingyingxiaoyi，kanshangquhaobuwenrou。

biliangtingxiu，hongchunyangqiyigeyuyuedehudu，luchuyipaizhenzhubanjiebaidebeichi，weifengqingfuerguo，yangqiletarupubandefasi。

neifasifuzaixiaojingdelianshang，daizhesisiyouxiang，yangyangmamade，tapianlexiatouduokai，xinzhongbukeqidechixiao：“yigenanrengaozheimexiang。”

guyunzhenghenkuaihuilaile，dailebushaoshicai。

shenwuyanrangtabashicaifangxia，jiukaishimanghuoleqilai，guyunzhengnanadezhanzaiyipangwen：“shizun，zhendebuyongwolaizuoma？”

shenwuyanyijingkaishichulishicaile，shuo：“nibangwokonghuojiuxing。”

guyunzhengsonglekouqi，rangtaxiangdashixiongneiyangshuangshoubaoxiongzaiyipangkanzhe，shenmedoubuzuojiuzhidengzhechi，neitajintianwanshangdoubiexiangshuijue。

bijingtabushidashixiong，meiyoudashixiongdezibenhediqi，tasuirandanxiaopashi，danqueyouyigejidadeyoudian，neijiushiyouzizhizhiming。

shenwuyanyaozuodeshihuoguo。

jingxindongpodeyitianguoqu，youshichehuoyoushichuanyueyoushigaokongwushengbengji，jingshenruzuoguoshancheyibanhugaohudi，beishoucuican，zheijiudaozhitaedelihai，chaoxiangchidongxi。

ercikeyeweiyouhuoguocaikeanfutazheikeshoukushounandexin。

dagutou、paoshanji、yuyiqifangjinguoli，aozhugaotang。

jiezheshenwuyankaishinongpeicai，xuepi，qiepian，baipan，dongzuoshulianliluo，shenqingzhuanzhuerrenzhen。

meidangtabaihaoyidaocai，meishaoyanjiaobianquanshimingmeidexiaoyi，neiyuyuedeshenqingyongshencaifeiyanglaixingronghaobuweiguo。

erhoutahuixiaosadedagexiangzhi，shuoyisheng“wanmei。”

zheiyangshenghuohuadeshenwuyanshenshangtouzheyiguxiyinrendexianhuohehuopo，rangrenrenbuzhuxiangyaokaojin，hetayiqi，haosizhantashenbianbiannengbeitashenshangdexianhuoganran……

xiaojingyishidaozijizaixiangshenmedeshihou，meitouzhenggeningzaileyiqi，henshinankan。

tazenmehuizheimexiang，neikeshishenwuyan，jiusuanshenwuyanzhendebeirenduoshele，keneiqiaozihaishishenwuyande。

zhiyaoshishenwuyande，yiqiedougaibeitayanecaidui。

xiaojingheizhelianzhuanshenlikailechufangmenkou，gupidezuozailezoulangdelanganshangangtoukanzheyuese。

huoguohenkuainonghao，hongtanglimianpiaomanlelajiaohehuajiao，weidaoxianxiangmala。baitangtangsenaibai，limiandianzhuizhelvsedecongduan，hongsedegouqi，kanqilaijiugewaiyouhuo。

guyunzhengkanzhehongbaifenmingdeyuanyangguowen：“shizun，zheishishenmemeishi？”tazenmeconglaimeijianguo。

xiaojingsuiranbuxiechishenwuyanzuodedongxi，danxinliqueyehaoqi，yuanyuandeshuqierduotingshenwuyanjieshao。

shenwuyanjiaqiyipianmalaniurou，neiniurouqiedeboruchanyi，pianpianjunyun，zhengzhengqiqidemazaipanzi，zaidianzhuiliangpianboheyezi，honglvdapei，bietiduohaokan。

tabaniuroufangjinhongtanglimian，shuodao：“zheijiaohuoguo，nibashicaifangrufeitanglimian，tangyihuier，laoqilai，zhanshangzhanliaojiukeyichile。hongdezheishilaguo，baidezheishibulade，keyitangshucai。”

niuroutangyihuierbianhaole。

tabaniuroufangruliaowan，liaowanlitajialeyeqincai，yexiaocong，yexiangcai，dasuan，huashengsuidengdeng，erhoubazheixiejiaobanzaiyiqidezuoliaopuzainiuroushangzainaixinguoqilai，zhangzuifangjinqu。

yaoyikou，hunzazhezuoliaodexiangwei，neijuemeideweidaorangtarenbuzhufachuyishengkuitan，“haohaochie~”

chilingwuzhangdadeniurouzhijiushihao，haiyouneixieyeqincaiyexiangcai，changnianzhangzailingqichongpeidelingyunzong，neiweidaoyeshijuejuezi。

shenwuyanpiantoukanxiangxiaojinghandao：“xiaojingzhendebuchima？zhendehenhaochi，shizunbupianren。”

xiaojinghaizaijieyizijijingranhuibeishenwuyanmihuozheijianshi，xinyoujiedi，piantoushuo：“buchi。”xianggenaobieniudeqingchunqishaonian。

shenwuyanedebuxing，yemeiliqihongneixiaozuzong，buchijiubuchiba，fanzhengtashiyaochide。

shenwuyanzhongxinjiaqiledierpianniuroufangjinguoli，tanghaohoufangjinleguyunzhengdewanli，“nichangchangkan。”

guyunzhengshouchongrujing，meixiangdaozijiyouyitianhainengchidaoshizunqinshoujiadecai，tagandongdechadianluolei。

dangtabaneipianguomanlezhanliaodeniuroufangjinzuilihou，zhendekule，“zhendehaohaochia，dashixiong，nikuailaichi，haochidao……luolei。”

ruoshitaguoqu，neipianroujiugaishitade，xiaojingzaiyipangyinyangguaiqi，“chuxi。”

erhoutadongzuoxiaosadetiaoxialangan，zhuanshenzoujinlezijidefangjian，‘peng’yishengguanshanglemen，tashijueduibuhuichishenwuyannongdedongxide。

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小剧场：

cikedexiaojingbuxiedechaofeng：“yigenanrengaozheimexiang。”

zhihoudexiaojingbaozheshenwuyanmengxi：“laopozhenxiang。”

cikedexiaojingjiandingdefanghenhua：“heng，woshijueduibuhuichishenwuyanzuodedongxi。”

zhihoudexiaojingpapadalian：“laopozuodedongxizhenhaochi。”