zheibensanguo：wochuanyuechengyuanshao？xiaoshuozhideyikan，xihuanzuozheshenxunyuyouyingliedadadebifeng，banannvzhuyuanshaosunshangxiangwusuobunengdejingcaijuelunzhanxianzaiduzheyanqian。zhuyaojiangdeshi“minggongwuxukeqi，yingchuan、runanrenjiediling，youcaizhishiruguojiangzhiji，ruguojia，xunyu，xunyou，xunchen，xizhicai，zhaoyan……
gongyuan189nian，yanyanxiarixia，yuanxiaoshaotangzaiyaoyishang，zuobianyigeshinvbokaiputaopi，jiangbingzhendeputaoweidaozuili，youbianyigeshinvnazheshanziqingqingyaohuang。
dajiahao，woshiyuanxiaoshao。wanwanmeixiangdao，zaijitianqianwohaishiyige21shijidedahaoqingnian(feizhai)，xianzaiquechenglesishisangongyuanshideyuanbenchu。
keshiwoqueyidiandougaoxingbuqilai，yinweisunshangxiang、zhenji、daxiaoqiaodengdengxianzaihaishigewawa，jujueyoutaishenmeicongnitazuoqi！
“gouzuozhe！chulaiaida！”
“babazaici！shashia，wodehaodaer？”
“shashi？nishuoshashi？chuanyuehaojitianle，dongzhuodoujinjingle，gangcaidongzhuosonglaixiaoxirangchaochenmingtianquwenmingyuanzhongcanjiayanhui！
nidayingwodechaojiniubenxitongni？haiyouwobushigaichuanyuechengyuanshaoerzima？woxianzaizenmechengleyuanshao，daqiao，xiaoqiao，zhenmi，sunshangxiangwohaizenmeshou？”
“zheige……aiya，gangcaiwolianxishikongguanliju，benyinggaifenpeidaonidechaojiniubenxitongbeilvla。tadenvyouchaojishuimiaoxitonggentadehaoxiongdichaojihuoyanxitonghaoshangle。”
“tabeilvle？tabeilvle！yebunengbawodekuaileshouzouba？！”
“e^？nidemeigenniyiqichuanyuelaima？”
“woqunideba，woshuodaqiao、xiaoqiao、zhenji、sunshangxiangdengdengdemeiren，haishigewawa！erwochengtamendieneibeidele！”
“sheishuowawabuxingdea？”gouzuozhedunangdao。（zheigezhenbuxingao，damiedamie）
“wokao，xinga，nitaixingle！”
“tajiejiujiaochou，jintianshangbanhaimeixingjiu，jinongcuole，nijiuhunchuanyuanshaole。”
“neiyedeyouxitonga？haiyouwodedaqiao，xiaoqiao，sunshangxiang，zhenmidengyizhongmeinvzenmeban？”
“zheige，yinweitahejiuwushi，beichufale，chaojiniubenxitongjiangjile，chengchaojituyaoxitongle。dengganwannizheiyidancaihuihuifu！”
“tugouxitong，abu，neigetiangouxitonga，abushi，neigetuyaoxitonga，chulaijianjiansuzhu。”
[(ｰ̀εｰ́)woganjueniguyidedanshiwomeizhengju！]
[ding，chaojituyaoxitongweininfuwu！]
“ni，nijiushibeishuaideneigexitong？”
[……|ू•ૅω•́)ᵎᵎᵎtamade，37dudezuilizenmehuishuochurucibinglengdehuaa！]
“e，woganjuechaojihuoyanxitongkenenggengheshinidenvyoua，e，qiannvyou……”
[(ﾉಥyiಥ)tamadenixitongmeile，woshuode，yesuyeliubuzhu！]
“aiya，buyaoshengqinihaihuiyudaogenghaode！”
[wolianzheizhonghuosedouliubuzhu，shangnaquzhaogenghaode！]
“……”
[再见！]
“aiya，waitmeyixia！”
gouzuozheqingqingkesouleyixia，ranhoujiyuanxiaoshaoyigenidongdedeyanshen。
zhijianyuanxiaoshaoyilianjiujie，zuihouqingtanyisheng，xinzhongxiangzhe，weilezhongmeinv，woren！ranhouyongwenzidaxiaodeshengyinjiaoleshengbaba。
“ai，wodehaodaer！”
“keke，neigetiangouxitonga，abuhaoyisi，tuyaoxitonga，neigeniyaoshibuganzheiyidan，nishiyaobeikaichude，nizhidaofa？daoshihounibujinnvpengyougenrenpaole，gongzuoyemeidele！”
yankanzhe，gouzuozhechanglebailian，yuanxiaoshaoyeganjinchangqilehonglian。
“tuyaoxiong，shixiaodimenglangle，danshidazhangfuzhichougongmingbuli，hehuanwuqi！shitameiyoufuqigenzheni，zheishitadesunshi，erbushinideguocuoa。”
zheishituyaoxitonghuatouyizhuan，huangrandawubanduizheyuanxiaoshaoshuodao：“xiaoshaoxiongyanzhiyouli！niwodangxieshouzaizheisanguoluanshichuangchuyipiantiandi！”
zheishigouzuozheyutuyaoxitongxiangshiyixiao，ranhoufangshengdaxiao。
“nimeide，nilianghehuopianwojiaobabashiba！”
“aaa，wozhenfule，nimenzheilianglaoliu！”
“neigouxitongnibeishuaiyeshijiade？”
[ezheigedaobushijiade，buguowomenshiyidilian，shangledaxuejiufenkaile，yidilianhenkuzuihousuanshihepingfenshouba，danshibijingshiwodebaiyueguanga！suoyijiuhezuige，houlaideshinizhidaode。]
“haolehaole，nishuoshuoniyoushayongba，nibuhuishigechiganfandeba！”
[e，xiangwohaishichaojiniubenxitongshi，neishiliangchenmengjiangsuibianpeifa，xiangrangshuxiarenrenzhongxingenggengyeshiqingeryiju！huoyao，liejiu，zhutieshu，gaochanzhongzineiyeshiyingyoujinyou！nixiangyaowulipimeixiangyu，zhimouzhizhuizhangliangyewubuke！haiyou……]
“tingtingting，dazhu！nigaosuwoxianzainenggansha？”
[zheige，ai，zhikexiwoxianzaibeijiangjile，woxianzaizhihuiyitiangansandun，yidungansanwanfan！ehaizhidaoxiayuwangjiapao！]
“(ﾉಥyiಥ)gun！！！woyaoniheyong！！！”
[biebiebiebiejiea！wohainengjinidanggeduniangrangnichachaziliao，danshishiwuma，nishixiangyebiexiang。]
“ng，zheigeyexingba。zongbimeiyouhaoa。shiba。”
[……]
“neinidayingwodemeinvzenmeban？”
“zheixiaoshi，woshishei？gouzuozhea！xiayizhangwojinixiegefanbanglaibaijianni，jinixianyikeshenyaochilenengzhangershinianshouming，erqiebaidubuqin，jibingburao，bingqierangnijinqiangbudao，ririzhengfa！
zhiyaoniyouyikouqi，napaniguoqujiyanwangyeliangzuibazi，tayenengjinizhuaihuilai！zenyang？”(yanwangyebuyaoshengqi，xiaodijininketourencuo，wuwu)
“baba，nijiushiwodeqinbabaa！”
“哎，乖！”
“e^？biedecunjinchia！”
“两颗！”
“aiyou，niganma～baba，nengzaijiwojiayikebu？”
“neibuxing，zuiduoliangke，zaiduowopashuzhipengzhang！”
“ni**，laoziduohuoershinianzenmejiushuzhipengzhangle！”
“neinijiuzaisanguochuangdangba，babawohui21shijile！”
“e^e^e^，neiwanyiwoyudaoweixian，zazhaonijiwoxiehuilaia？”
“temede，nishizhuma？nidouchengyuanshaole，haiyouxitong，nihaiyudaoweixian？zazheng，zazheng？yudaoweixiannijiujiyega！”
yuanxiaoshaomomochouleyiyantuyaoxitong，ranhouyiyanbufa，dingzhegouzuozhe。
“ng……wosilaixiangqu，haishijiniyicizhaohuanwodejihui，zhiyaoniduizhetiankongdahansanshengbaba，babazihuichuxian，jiuniyuweinan！”
“你特喵的！”
heng，sanguo，woyuanxiaoshaolaile！
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