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danshi，shenchudeteshuhuanjingzuyilingcaoziyangwufazhenjing，shaoweiyoudianfengchuicaodongtajiuxiangshoujingdetuziban。buguo，yougeshiqingxianranfeichangji，jiushijixiaojingshizhen，jidaotawanglehaipa。kuangqie，cunzhangtamenyijingkuaizhaoshanglai，hanmashengyuelaiyuejin，yuelaiyueda，zheiyiqiedouzaicuicuta。
bixuzhengfenduomiaozaibeicunzhangzhaodaoqianbaxiaojingjiuxingguolaia，fouzetahexiaojingdouyaobeiju。
caoziyangshenxiyikouqi，jinliangrangzijipingjing，ranhoukaishigongzuo，shenshouxunsuqutuoxiaojingdeshangyi，gangtuodiaojiuyoudianyansha，yinweixiaojingbingmeiyouchuanzhaozhao，cunzhangfurenjitadabantaiqumaideshihou，jiujitachuanletaotapingchangzuiaichuandeyifu。
caoziyanghaoburongyicaiqiangpozijizhendingxialai，suijinachuzhenjiubao，quchuzhangzhangdeyinzhenyongdahuojishaore，renzhunxiaojingxinkoudexuedaojiuchalejigen。jiezhe，baxiaojingdekuzituixialeshijigongfen，zaixiafushileyizhen。
zuihoushinaodaidexuedao，lianggenzuizhangdeyinzhencongxiaojingdeerbianchalejinqu，manmanzhuandongzhe。
henjinzhang，conglaimeiyouguodejinzhang。qishicaoziyangxinlimeidi，buzhidaonengbunengjiuxingxiaojing？zheibanfazhishikexingeryi，tacaixiaojingzheizhuangkuangshichuanbuguoqiyinfadexiuke，jiashangoutushijianzhang，fududa，renxuruo，maixiweiruo，yibanchajuebuchulai，suoyicaiyiweitasile……
zhangzhangdeyinzhenzhuandongleyouyifenzhong，xiaojingzhongyuyoufanying，yanpidongledong，danfangfowulizhengkaideyangzi，tahenxuruo。
caoziyangxinliziranhenjidong，chenggongle，jiuhuixiaojingyidengyujiuhuizijia。
dangran，caoziyanghaibunengqingzhu，fanergengxiaoxinyiyi，shenchuyoudianfadoudeshou，anbujiubanbazhendoubalechulai，ranhouyongzuchuandeduteshoufajixiaojingtuina**。
chixutuileliangfenzhong，xiaojingdezhuangkuanghaozhuanqilai，nengzhengkaiyanjing，kanlecaoziyangjiyan，zuipidongledongshuo：“ziyanggege？zheishishenmedifang？wohaokouke、haoe……”
caoziyangshuo：“wozhidao，womenmashanghuijia，huijiajiujinihede，jinichide……”
xiaojingnglesheng，bishangyanjing，caoziyangjitachuanhuiyifucaiyouzaicizhengkai，tazhidaozenmehuishi，danwuliguji，zhishiwushendikanzhecaoziyang。
caoziyangbaxiaojingbeiqilai，yibianwangshangpa，yibianhan：“cunzhang，wozaishanding，kuailai……”
cunzhangjiuzaifujin，tingjiancaoziyangdejiaosheng，yifenzhongbudaojiuchuxianzaishenkengshangmian。
neihuiercaoziyanggangbaxiaojingbeishangqu，leidetouyunyanhua，fangxiaxiaojingjiuangtangzaicaodishangchuanqi，meixiangdaocaichuanjikoucunzhangyijiaojiumengdicaixiangtadeduzi，jihumeibatacaiyunguoqu，xianggaosucunzhangxiaojingmeishi，shuochuhuaqianyijingbeicunzhangzhenggejuqirengjinleshenkengli……
hongyisheng，caoziyangganjuezijidegutouyaosanjiale，tabishangyanjing，dongdoubuxiangdongyidong。zhidaoganjuedaodixiayouyichangxiangdong，shashashadeshengyinxiangzhe，fangfoyaodaotayiban，caizhengzhazheyaowangshangpa……
raner，yijingwanle，dixiahongranerta，tamengdidiaoxiaqu，yousanmishen，buguoluozaidixiaruanruande，nengganjueneishigedixiashi，henda，youhuisheng，kongqicigudehanleng。taxiangwangqianpa，likaidongkou，laibujile，shashashadenituyijinggaizaishenshang，tasuijihunsileguoqu……
caoziyanghunleguoqujishimiao，suoyourendoudaole，cunzhangfufu，sangetangdiyijilianggejingcha。tamenkanzheshenkengfaleng，baokuocunzhangzainei，ganggangnaohuo，jiuzhidaozoucaoziyang，yagenmeiliuyizhouzaohuanjing，zheihuierlengjingxialaikanqingchu，bumianganjuebeijigufaliang。
cunzhangfurenyongfadoudeshengyinshuo：“zhei……zenmehuishi……？”
cunzhangshuo：“wobuzhidao，zheidifanghenguiyi。”
“bushidaomuzeigandeba？gebicundechenjiadamuqianzhenzijiubeidaoguo，tingshuohenduojinyincaibaoni……”cunzhangdeerdiyongshoudiantongzhaozheheiheideshenkengshuo：“ziyangni？xiamianneigeshita……？”
cunzhangshuo：“wobatarengxiaqule……”
集体无语！
“子扬哥哥……”
“啊……”
“biehan、biehan，neishixiaojing。”cunzhangfurenfaxianjiaoziyanggegedejingranshizijiguinvdeshengyin，likepaoguoqudunxiabaozhezijideguinvdakuqilai，“yuanlainimeishi，maduibuqinia……”
cunzhangshuobuchuhua，sangetangdiyijilianggejingchadouyiyang。zheirenbudoumailema？hainenghuoguolai？shaoweixiangxiangtamenjiuganjuehanlengwubi，juedeguiyi，houhuibunongqingchujiubarenmaidiao。youqilianggejingcha，caoziyangtichuguoyaoqiu，shuorangtanongqingchuzenmehuishi，tamenmeidaying，zuizhongcaoziyangfankangkongzhiletamencaipaodiao。
zhengzhengguoleyouyifenzhong，cunzhangdesandishuo：“ge，womenshibushicuoguaiziyangle？”
cunzhangmadao：“feihua，haiyongshuo，niganjinxiaqubatajiuqilai。”
“凭啥是我？”
“shibushiyaowochuaini？”
“zheimeshen，xiaqulenengshanglaibu？”
“laoer、laosi，niliangfuzehuiqunashengzi、tizizhilei，fanzhengnayouyongdedongxi，laoponidaixiaojingyiqihuiqu，zaiduozhaoxierenlaibangmang。”shuozhe，cunzhanghuranmaleyijuzanghua，caijixushuo，“nituhenxin，gujishigangwade，xiamianzhibudingshigemushi……”
manlianhuzidejingchashuo：“caocunzhang，nikebieluanlai，zheiguojiayouguiding……”
cunzhangmadao：“guinilaomugeding，laozidedifanglaozishuolesuan，nishaofeihua……”
manlianhuzidejingchabuzaishuohua！
cunzhangdelianggetangdixunsuxiashannadongxi，zhaobangshou，lingyigetangdiquzhaolegentengzihuilaibangzhezijiyaojian，zuibayaozheshoudiantong，shuangshouzhuazhetengzi，youcunzhanghelianggejingchazaishangmianmanmanbatafangxiaqu。fangdaoyidingchengdu，cunzhangshuo：“laosan，nixiaoxindian，biecaidaoziyang……”
“我知道。”
caoziyangshimeiyouzhijuede，zhidaoyouzhijiaocaidaotadenaodai，tacaiayishengxingleguolai。erjiuzaineiyike，lingyigeadeshengyinyitongshixiangqilai，ranhouyigeshentizazaitadeshenshang，neishicunzhangdetangdi，tabeicaoziyanghedaole，ayishenghuadaole……
shangmiandecunzhangmadao：“nixiale，rangnixiaoxindian……”
cunzhangdetangdihenwuyu，dantalejiezijitanggedepiqi，dongbudongjiumaren，tahaipa，suoyibugandaiman，likepaqilai，fuqicaoziyang。
“xiamianshenmezhuangkuang？”shangmiandecunzhangyouwen，“ziyangmeishiba？ziyang。”
caoziyangfeijingdijichuyijuhua：“meishi，xiexiejiuhao。”caoziyangqueshimeishi，tazijizhidao，jiushihunshendoutong，neishishuaide，danmeishangdaogutou、neizangzhilei，“xiaojingni？”
“xiaojingmeishi，songhuiqule，nibieji，nagongjulaijiunengbaninongshanglai……”
caoziyangdadashuleyikouqi，zheicaishitaxiangyaodejieguo，xiaojingmeishi，neisheidoubuhuiyoushi！
xieleshifenzhongzuoyou，caoziyangganjuezijihaoduole，changshizhezhanqilai，yaoyoudiantong，danhainengjianchi。
“ziyang，nibiedong，niyaoganmani？”cunzhangdetangdishuo。
caoziyangshuo：“womeishi，huodonghuodong……”
“nichougenyan。”cunzhangdetangdimolegenyanchadaocaoziyangdezuibali，bangmangdianranhoushuo，“xiaojingzenmehuishi？renmeiqilezenmehainengjiuhuilai？nimenjiadezhenjiuzhenneimeshen？nengjiaowobu？”
caoziyangxilekouyanshuo：“jiao**，xiaojingbenlaimeisi，jihubeinimenhaisile……”
“suoyi，nigengyaojiaowoa！”
caoziyangzhidaotadexiaoxinyan，zheishijuexue，tabudingshangcaiguai，dannengjiaotama？
“ziyang，nijijuhuaa！”
“死一边去。”
caoziyangmengmengchouleyikouyan，congcunzhangtangdishoulinaguoshoudiantong，zhaozhezhenggekongjian，faxiantingdade，youyibaigepingfangzuoyou，buguosimiandoushiguangtutude，shishiqiang，dalishi。tazouleliangbudasuanhaohaokankanneixiedalishi，cunzhangdetangdishuo：“ziyang，nibieluanzou，zheizhongdifangtingshuo……”
“wojiukankan，nilaibulai？”
“我不。”
caoziyangzaixinlibishita，neimedanxiao！
dangran，caoziyangyebudadan，jiushihaoqixinqushi。tanazheshoudiantongyibubuzoudehenxiaoxin，sizhouguangleyiquan，bingmeiyouzhaodaoshenmeanmenzhilei，doubuzhidaozheidifangshiganmade？buguo，fanhuishiwuyizhongcaidaoyikuaihuidongdeshitou，fanfushitanlejici，ranhouhenyonglicaixiaqu……
suiji，honghonghongjishengxiangdong，youbiandeyimianshiqiangchuxianyigemen，limianshigejishipingfangdekongjian，yiyangshishiqiang，zhongjianbaizheyikoubaisedeshiguan。
caoziyangdaochouleyikouliangqi，yinweishiguanxiamiansizhousanluozheyiduiduifahuangdehaigu。
“ziyangnibiejinqu。”cunzhangdetangdihan。
shangmiandecunzhangyehan：“ganmale？ganggangshenmezaixiang？”
cunzhangdetangdishuo：“yougeshimenkaile，limianbuzhidaoyoushenmedongxi……”
cunzhangdama：“doubieluandong，nimenyouwenhuameiyoua？zheixiegumudouyoujiguan，shenmedujian、duqi、dushe，ganjinhuidongkoulai，ziyang，nirangwokanjianni……”
caoziyangelesheng，likewanghuizou，tazhenbuganjinqu，taikongbule……
huidongkouzhanleshijifenzhong，cunzhangdelingwailianggetangdizhaodaogongjuhebangshoulaile，yibazhuyizibangzheshengzi，cunzhangxianzhanzaishangmianxialaile，dantaburangshangmianderenzaixialai，zijilazhecaoziyangwanglimianzou，kandaoyididoushihaigushi，tayeyoudiantoupifama，danmouzhongjingshennengliangzhichizheta。
zhongyu，caoziyanghecunzhangzoulejinqu，zhanzaishiguanbangbian。
shiguanhenjingzhi、henpiaoliang，buguocunzhangyigerendabukai，tarangcaoziyangbangmang，caoziyangyouyuzheshuodao：“cunzhang，zhei……xingwei……butaihaoba？”
cunzhangshuo：“youshenmebuhao？niganggangbuzhunbeiyigerenjinlai？shaofeihua，zhibudingguancailimianyoubaobei，zheierjiuwomenliang，nachulaifenle，shenbuzhiguibujue……”
caoziyangganjueyuanwang，taganggangqishimeixiangjinlai。
shiguandakai，suijikanjianyigehezi，yijiyibinghenpiaoliangdebishou，bingmeiyouhaigu，qiguaidehen。cunzhangliangyanfaliang，likeshenshouzhuaneigehezi，dakai，limianshibenlaoshu，meiyoushuming，tanaqilaifanlejifanjiufangxiale，zhuanernabishou，yibakai，dunshimeikaiyanxiaodao：“haha，facaile……”
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