suminglixiong《shenhao:congmiaoshakulinankaishi》shiyoudashenzuozhetaoyanjixiongrouxiedeyibenbaokuanxiaoshuo,shenhao:congmiaoshakulinankaishixiaoshuojingcaijiexuansumingmolemohunshenshangxiadekoudai,songleyikouqi,zhishixinzhongyinyinyouxieshiluo。“dinglingling!”cishishoujixiangqi。sumingdexin……
zheidunfan,sumingchidehenyukuai。
sanrentuibeihuanzhan,yibeijiuhenkuaixiadu。
bukuishisanshidaidelaimao!
bukuishimiaoshajiagegaodasishiyuandedingjihaojiu。
bushangtou,danshijiujinghenda!
三人都有点喝多了。
jiuzufanbao,sumingmeiyoujiuliu,henkuaigaocilikai。
linwanrureqingdejiangsumingsongchujiamen。
huidaochufangyikan,yuanbenzhuangzhongdemajunzhengnazhejiubei,yidiandian**。
meiyouhaoqidehanleyisheng:“mashu!”
majunyuanbenyouxiemihudedanao,shunjianqingxingguolai。
完蛋了!
失态了!
丢死人了!
“zheijiujiuzheimehaohema?”linwanruzhishijuedezheijiuhenxiang,quemeixiangdaogenlezijizheimejiudemashujuranzheimeshitai。
“buhaohe!budui!haohe!”
majunyouxieyuwuluncile。
linwanrushuodao:“mashu,nizhenxihuan,jiuqumaiyipinga,niyebuqueqian。”
majunlianmangshuodao:“wodeda**,zheijiunashineimerongyijiumaidaode。”
linwanruyihuodao:“mashu,nishuosumingdaodishenmelaitou,qizhineimehao,suishounadeliwubushimushudahongpaojiushizheisanshidaidelaimao?”
majuncishiyediguqilai:“**,zenmekanzheiweisumingsuxianshengdelaitoudoubuhuixiao,yinggaijiushidongbeineibiankaiguoshidedajiazuchuanren。”
linwanruruoyousuosidedianlediantou。
majunjianlinwanruzhengzaisikao,lianmangzhunbeipaolu。
今天丢人丢大发了。
zhengyaoxialou,tingdaoshengyindelinwanrujuqileshouji:“mashu,biexiangpaoe,niganggangdedongzuowodoupaixialaile。”
majunyigeliangqiang,chadiancongloutishanggunlexiaqu。
zhanzhishenti,kuaisudepaolexiaqu。
zhiyouyigeshengyinchuandaolelinwanrudeerduoli:“**,fangguowoba!”
linwanrukanzhelangbeidemajun,zuilifachuyouruyinlingbandexiaosheng。
......
huidaojiadesuming,daotoujiushui。
dengsumingzhengkaishuangyan,yijingshidiertianqingchen。
qishendaoleyibeishui,sumingyiyinerjin。
kanzhekongdangdebieshu,sumingbodalewuyededianhua。
henkuai,wuyejinglinazheyitaiipadlaidaolesumingdemianqian。
“suxiansheng,zheijiushisuoyouzaiwuyedengjiguodeguanjia,zuidi24sui,zuigao40sui,xuelizuidiwei211benke。”
“anzhaonintiqianshuohaodexinzi,zheilisuoyourennindoukeyixuanze。”
sumingjieguoipad,yibiantingzhewuyejinglidejieshao,yibianhuadongzhepingmu。
jianlizhongyounanyounv,zhishisumingwanquanmeiyouxingquzhaoyigenanrenhezijizhuzaiyiqi。
jiangsuoyounanxingjianlihuakai。
“fengqian,nianling:28,hbren,meilijianchangqingtengshuoshibiye,2niangongzuojingyan,ziwopingjia:reqing、kailang,shanyugoutong,kequanyingwenjiaoliu。”
haojiahuo,zheizhongxuelijuranmeiyouzuobailing,fanerzhunbeizuoguanjia?
zhishizheiweimingzihenhaotingdefengqian,waimaotaiputongle,bufuhesumingdeshenmei,pass。
下一位。
cishiwuyejinglijiansuminghaobuyouyudehuaguo,lianmangjieshaodao:“suxiansheng,ninkandaodexinzizhishiguanjiatichudeyuqi,shikeyimiantande,zaijichushangjiangdiyidianshihenzhengchangde。”
sumingdianlediantoumeiyoushuohua,fankanzhexiayiweiguanjia-lijing。
“lijing,24sui,lnren,wudaokoujishuxueyuanbiye,benkexueli,shengao170cm,tizhong49kg,shanzhangdongbeicai。gongzuojingyan:yigeyue,ziwopingjia:aiganjing,jiangweisheng,shanzhangyingyu,jingtong**,xinggehuopo,shanyugoutong”
pingmushangfangtiezhetadesuyanzhao,lantianbaiyunqingcaodizhong,tashenchuanbaisetxuzhanzaijingtouqian,yitouzhangfasuifengpiaodang,yishuangtaohuamouweimi,yizhangqiaolianxiaoyingyingdedinggezaizhaopianzhong。
haopiaoliangdexiaoguanjia,erqiehaishidongbeiren,ziconglailehangcheng,sumingyijinghenjiumeichiguodidaodedongbeicaile。
sumingzhizhe“gongzuojingyan:yigeyue”wendao:“zheiyigeyuedegongzuojingyanshizenmehuishi?”
wuyejinglijiangmuguangkanxiangpingmu,likelerandao:“tashangyifengongzuozhizuoleyigeyuejiubeicituile。”
sumingchiyileyixiawendao:“tashiyoushenmewentima?”
wuyejinglixiaolexiao:“meiyouwenti,ziliaoshangjieshaodequandoushizhende。”
“yi?”sumingdaweihaoqi,zheimepiaoliangdeguanjiayinggaihenshouhuanyinga。
wuyejinglikanzhesumingshuodao:“jiushiyinweilijingtaipiaoliangle,caizhizuoleyigeyuejiubeicituile。”
苏明:“?”
wuyejingli:“gaoduanxiaoqu,yibandoushiqizihelaogongyiqilaixuanguanjia!”
sumingleran,meiyounageshaguahuijizijidelaogongliujihui。
zhishitabuyiyang,takeshidanshen:“jiutale。”
wuyejinglirouyankejiandegaoxingqilai,zheizhonggaoduanxiaoqudeguanjia,jieshaofeishihengaode。
“haode,suxiansheng,taxianzaijiuzhuzaiwuyeneibian,womashangdadianhuarangtaguolai。”
桃花源,物业宿舍。
lijingwuyudepazaichuangshang,wuheidezhangfaluozaigaosongdexiongkoushang。
xianxideshouzhiqiaojizheshoujipingmu:“biaojie,zaiyouyigeyuemeirenxuanwo,wojiuyaoesila,daku!”
biaojiehenkuaihuileweixin:“shangciwojieshaoniquqiantangchengneibian,tajiabushimanhaodema,nizenmejiushibugan?”
lijingwuyudejuezhezui:“biaojie,tazhuiwo,haogangade。”
biaojie:“neibushizhenghao,zhijiecongguanjiabianzhuren。”
lijing:“haoshenmeya,tayoulaopode,erqietahaineimechou,wocaibuyaoni!”
biaojie:“ai!neiwozheibianzaibangniliuyixiaba。”
lijing:“haode,mafanbiaojiele,chenggongle,woqingnichifan!”
cishidianhuaxiangqi,zhengshiwuyejingli。
“laiyihao,suxianshengxiangyaomianshini。”
说完就挂断了电话。
lijingshenxiyikouqi,huanshangyijianheiseolzhuang,zhanzaijingziqian,woquan:“jiayou!lijing!”
zuoshangwuyedejingguanche,henkuailaidaoleyihaoyuan。
cishiwuyejinglizhengzaimenkoudenghou,kandaolijinglaile,lianmangfenfudao:“suxianshengnianlingbuda,zhangdeyehenshuai,xinggekanqilaiyebucuo,jiayouba!”
lijingdoumihule,zheiwuyejinglizenmexianghongniangside。
wuyejinglijianglijingdaidaosumingmianqian,jieshaodao:“suxiansheng,zheiweijiushilijing。”
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