liqingchenlizixuanshixiaoshuo《shuohaoduanjueguanxi，nimenhouhuisuanshenme？》zhongshejidaodelinghunrenwu，jinqizaiwangluoshangfeichanghuobao，zuozhe“aojiaoxiaobeibei”zhengzaijinluomigugengxinhouxuzhong，gaishuwei：zhenggeyanhuitingliyoushiyizhenhongxiao。kanzhenvbannulideyangzi，liqingchenxiaolexiao，duizhehuatongshuodao：“nvshi，womenjianzhengleniduiaiqingdenuli，chenzongyekandaole……
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“liqingchen，nizhendexiangyaolikailijia，nikezhidaolikailijianihuishiqushenme？”
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lizhangqingshenxiyikouqi，quchuqianzibi，zaia4zhishangqianshanglezijidemingzi，“xiwangnibuyaohouhui！”
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“liqingchen，nizhanzhu！”
libanmengzhanzaijiqinglanshenpanghandao：“yaozoukeyi！bazheiliangnianlijiazainishenshanghuadeqianhaihuilai！”
liqingchenwenyantingzhulejiaobu，tazhuanguotoulaikanxianglibanmeng，“lidalvshi，nidaoshishuoshuo，lijiazheiliangnianjiwohualeduoshaoqian？”
“zhei........”
libanmengyishishuobuchuhualai，tayebuzhidaolijiajiliqingchenhualeduoshaoqian，qimazijishimeiyoujitamaiguodongxi。
“linghuaqian.......haiyoujinimaiyifu，mailiwusuohuadeqian！jiranzheimeyouguqi，jiubazheixieqianhaile！”
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lizhangqinglengleyixia，kaikoushuodao：“wopingshigongzuomang，zheixiedoushinimazaiguan！qinglan。”
jiqinglanganggangsuxingguolai，tingdaoliqingchendewenhua，zixixianglexiang，liangnianqiantadequehulvelezheigeqinerzi，meiyoujitamaiguorenhedongxiheliwu。
“zhei......woyemeimaiguo，keshilinghuaqiantayoua，takeyizijimai！”
“jiguanjia，lijiahaizidelinghuaqianshiduoshao？liqingchendelinghuaqianshiduoshao？”
jiguanjiameixiangdaohaiyouzijideshier，tameiyouzhunbei，zhinengshihuashishuo，“jialixiaojie，shaoyemeiyuelinghuaqianshiwuwan，qingchenshaoye......meiyoulingyongqian。”
“shenme？”jiqinglanningmeiwendao：“weishenmemeiyou？”
jiguanjiagangadeshuodao：“dangchuwowennindeshihou，ninshuobunengyangchengqingchenshaoyedashoudajiaodexiguan，dengtashiyinglelijiashenghuozaijilingyongqian。”
jiqinglanhuranxiangqizhiqianshiyouzheimehuishi，taxianglexiangmadao，“wobushuonimenbuhuitixingwoma？”
“呵呵！”
liqingchentingxiaole，“bieyanle，doudaozheigedibule，shuozheixiehaiyoushenmeyong？haiyoumeiyoumeisuanqingchudezhang，wozouchuzheigedamennimenkejiumeiyoujihuiyaole！”
libanmengyaoleyaoya，shuodao：“yudemeinianxuefei50wan，lijiajinijiaole3nianxuefei，niyaobuyaohaihuilai！”
libanmengshuowan，binkezhongyourendourenbuzhule。
“nimenbarenjiacongyizhongzhuanchulai，renjiakuidedoubuzhi150wan，niyaobuyaohairenjia！”
“yaobuwojini200wan，nijiwoyigeyizhongshangxuedeminge，zenmeyang？”
jijuhuahanchulai，lijiarenlikehuitoutuliandejinlesheng。
liqingchenlengxiaoyisheng，zhuanshenxianglijiabieshuwaizouqu。
zhengzaizheishi，yiweishenchuanxizhuangdezhongnianrenzoudaoliqingchenmianqian，dijiliqingchenyizhangmingpian，shuodao：
“liqingchen，woshitianjilvshishiwusuodehehuoren，anzhaominfa，fumuyoufuyangzinvdeyiwu，zaiweichengnianzhiqian，niyouquanlixianglijiasuoqufuyangfei。”
“lijiayouyiwuzhifuninzaiwailiulishisuo16niandefuyangfei，anzhaolijiazinvlingyongqiandebiaozhun，ninkeyizhuzhanglijiajininzhifu2880wan！”
“ruguoninxiangqisulijiajiabao，nvedai，lingrudeng，yedouzaizhengchangfalvyunxufanweinei。”
“womenlvsuokeyidailinindezheixiangminshisuqiu，ninkaolvyixia！”
liqingchenjieguomingpiankanlekan，fangzaishubaoli，“xiexie，buguowozanshibuxuyaolijiadefuyangfei！wonengyanghuoziji，buxuyaolijiadeshishe！”
“还有！”
liqingchenzhuantoukanxianglizhangqinghelizixuan，xiaodao：“woshiqude，wohuiqinshounahuilai！”
zhongnianlvshiduiliqingchendianlediantou，youzhongzantandao：“youguqi！ruguohelijiayoushenmejiufendehua，keyidamingpianshangdedianhua，womenlvsuohuiquanlibangni。”
liqingchenduiyanqiandezhongnianrendiantoubiaoshiganxie，“duile，gulvshi，zheigeduanjueguanxidexieyizaifalvshangshifouyouxiao？”
“dangran，ruguoxuyaowolvlvsuokeyibangnichugefalvgongzhengwenjian。”
gulvshixiaozheyingdao，jiezhetazhuanxianglibanmeng，“libanmenglvshi，guanyuninjinshengzongbuhehuorendeshiqingwomenxuyaozaikaolvyixia，zheiguanxidaozhenggelvsuodeweilaiheshengwang。”
libanmengbeizhongnianlvshiyijuhuajingdaile，tianjilvshishiwusuodehehuorenshitayizhifendoudemubiao，weicitayijingfuchulejiniandenuli。
jinnianshitazuiyouxiwangdeyinian，shenzhitingxiaodaoxiaoxizongbujigehehuorentaolunyijingtongguoletahehuorendezige。
keshibeiliqingchenzheimeyinao！suoyoudenuliquandoupaotangle！
“gulvshi，zheizhishiwodejiashi！gengongzuomeiyoushenmeguanxi，yebuhuiyingxiangdaotianjideshengwang。”
gulvshikanzhelibanmengxiaolexiao，shuodao：“suiranzheishinindejiashi，keshiwomenhaishixiwangtianjidehehuorenpinxingchunliang。”
“weishenme！jiuweileneigeliqingchen！nimenjiuyaomodiaowozheijiniansuoyoudenulima？”
libanmengtuirandezuozaidishang，yanleibuzhudeliulechulai，“zheibugongping！zheibugongping！”
gulvshishenxiyikouqi，shuodao：“yigeduizijiqinshengdididouzheimecanrenderen，shiwufatihuidaorenjianwendude，zheiyangxiaqunibuhuichengweiyigehaolvshi。”
shuowan，gulvshigenzheliqingchenyiqilikailelijiabieshu。
libanmengliansecanbai，tahaixiangwanhui，keshigulvshizhijitaliuxialeyigebeiying。
“renjianwendu......renjianwendu”
gulvshidezheijuhuashizhongzailibanmengnaohaizhonghuidang。
qitabinkejiandaolijiazheigeyangzi，yemeiyouzailiuxiaqudexinqing，zheigeshengriyanshichedibanbuxiaqule。
tamenluxuhelizhangqinggaoci，likailelijia。
buxiaopianke，lijiazhishengxializhangqingfufu，libanmeng，lijingxueheshouxinglizixuan。
wugerenzuozaiketingdeshafashang，qifenyouxiechenmen。
tamenmeixiangdaoyigeliqingchenjintianyigaiwangriweiweinuonuo，nilaishunshoudexingge。
jingranjitamenlaileyishouduanjueguanxi！dangchangxianlezhuozi！
jiqinglanyankuangtonghong，wozhezuozaipangbianyangzilizixuandeshou，qingqingshuodao：“zixuana，erzi，liqingchengenbenbuhuiqiangzounideai！womenduotengninishizhidaode！nifangxin，niyongyuanshimadeerzi。”
lizhangqingtanlekouqi，“wopingrilimangyugongsideshiqing，meiyoujindaoyigefuqinyinggaidezeren！liqingchenhuoxushouledianweiqu，keshitashentilishizhongliudeshilijiadexue！zuochuzheizhongshilaibukeyuanliang！”
“talikailijia，naoshier，jiushiweileyaogennimenyiyangdedaiyu！dengtahuilaijitajiuhao。nimenyegaijiantaoyixia，zanmenlijiahaiquetaneidianqian？weishenmelianlinghuaqiandoubujita？jintiantashuochuzheihualai，wodoujuedediulian。”
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lizhangqinglianseyinchen，“womeitianhuijiashijianjiuneimeduo，yezhinengxinrennimengenwoshuode！fandaoshini，zhengtianzaijia，yebuzhidaodongdongnaozi！！buguoyemeiguanxi，liqingchenjiushiyishichongdong，dengtazaiwaimianhuobuxiaqule，zijijiuhuilaile！”
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lijingxueqidao：“tahaihuilaiganshenme？siwaimiancaihao，wodoutanhaodedianyingjiaosezuihouyinweitabeijujuele！haiyouerjiedehehuorendeshier，yeshibeitajiaohuangde！shibushierjie？”
libanmengcishizuozaishafashang，shuangshouwuzhelian，danaozhonggulvshideneijurenjianwendu，heliqingchenzailijiadezaoyubuduanzhongyan，buduanzhonghe。
zuihoutataiqitoulai，yanshenmimangdeshuodao：“woyebuzhidao，nimenrangwojingyijing。”
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