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zheibenxiaoshuoshuohaodexuegoujiao，nirangwopochan？linmozhaoyongfengzhenggegushijiuxiangdianyingyiyang，yigegehuamiangoujianlezhenggezuopin。gushihenmeihao，kanleyiyouweijin！xiaoshuojingcaijiexuanhenhao，yinzhiqingxi，zhongdiantuchu，luojiwanzheng。tashuliandijiangguanjianbufenjianjichulai，baocunweiyigexinwenjian。……

精彩章节

gongsinianhuishang，lingdaozuixunxunjuzhejiubei：“sheixuegoujiao，wojiyiqian！”quanchangjijingzhong，

wodandingjiehua：“sishengwang，siqiankuai。”lingdaohahadaxiao，tongshifenfenguzhang。meirenzhidao，

wokoudailikaizheluyinbi。diertian，wobaluyinhezhuanzhangjiluyiqifadaozongcaiyouxiang。disantian，

xinlingdaoshangren，gongsiqungonggao：“yanjinrenhexingshizhichangbaling。”disitian，

woshoudaoqianlingdaoweixin：“nixiaozigouhen。”diwutian，hrzhaowotanhua，

dilaijinshengtongzhihe...fengkoufei。erzhenzhengdegushi，

caiganggangkaishi——---haitianshengyandajiuloude“cuicanmingzhu”tingli，kongqinianchoudejihunengdixiayoulai。

shuijingdiaodengzaxiaminghuanghuangdeguang，zhaozheyizhuozhuobeipanlangjie，

yezhaozhemeiyizhangbeijiujinghekongdiaoreqixundeyouguangmanmiandelian。jinniandegongsinianhui，paichangyijiu，

zhishizheiqifen，daolexiabanchang，yiranbianlewei。zhuzhuoshang，xiaoshoubudedingtoulaoda，zhaoyongfengzhaozong，

yijingshichedi“shangletou”。tasonglesonglejinbozidelingdai，chenshanzuishangmianliangkekouzibengkaile，

luchuyijiecuhongdebojing。yizhishouhuiwuzhebanbeichenghuangdemaotai，jiuyezailimianweixiandihuangdang，

lingyizhishouzhongzhongpaizaipangbianyiweifuzongdejianbangshang，sangmendadegaiguolebeijingyinleliruanmianmiande《haoyunlai》。

“he！doujiwohe！jinergegaoxing！shei、sheibuhe，jiushi…jiushibujiwolaozhaomianzi！”xuanxiaoshenglangli，

jiazazhekeyidefengchenghegengkeyidexiaosheng，dangengduodejiaoluo，shiduanzandechenmohexunsujiaohuandeyanshen。

yourenmaitouchicai，yourenzhuanzhushuashouji，shitujiangzijicongzheipianfukuadexuanwozhongbolichuqu。

linmozuozaikaomenkoudeneizhuo，weizhibusuanqiyan，ganghaonengjiangquanchangbaitaijinshouyandi。

tazhijianjiazhegenxizhangdexiangyan，quemeidianran，zhishiwuyishidiniandongzhe。mianqiandejiubeihaishimande，

chashuiqueyijingxulehaojihui。takanzhezhaoyongfengneizhuodedongjing，yanshenpingjing，xiangyikoushenjing，

yingzhebiaomianderenao，neiliquebolanbujing。huran，zhaoyongfengmengdizhanleqilai，shentihuangleyixia，

pangbianlikeyourenshenshouxufu，beitayibatuikai。tahuanshiquanchang，

neishuangbeijiujingshaodetonghongdeyanjingsaoguoyizhangzhangmiankong，daizheyizhongjugaolinxiade、jinhuxixuedeshenshi。

yinlebuzhibeisheishiqudidiaodile。zhengge“cuicanmingzhu”ting，shashijiananjinglebushao，

zhishengxiakongdiaoqingweidesongfengsheng，heyixieyayidekesousheng。zhaoyongfenghenmanyizheizhong“zhangkonggan”，

taliezuiyixiao，luchubeiyanjiuxunhuangdeyachi，yangleyangshoulidejiubei：“guang、guanghejiumeiyisi！

wo…wojidajiazhuzhuxing！”tadunledun，xiangshouleyixiazheiduanzande、jujiaoyutayishendejijing，

ranhouyiziyidundi，qingxidihandao：“shei！xianzai！xueyishenggoujiao！wo…wojiujiyiqiankuai！xianjin！

dangchangjieqing！”“……”siji。zhenzhengdesijijianglinle。ruguoshuogangcaizhishianjing，neimexianzai，

kongqifangfoshunjianbeichougan，ningguchenglejianyingde、lingrenzhixideguti。

meigerendounengqingxiditingdaozijixinzangzaixiongqianglileigudeshengyin。lianshang**lade，bushixiuchi，

jiushiyizhongjudade、wuchubaifangdehuangmiugan。yourenxiayishididixiatou，sisidingzhezhuobushangdehuawen，

fangfonengkanchuduohualai；yourenzuijiaochouchuzhexiangxiao，youjuedejidubutuo，yingshengshengbielehuiqu，

biaoqingniuqu；jigenianqingdenvtongshi，lianpibo，yijingzhangdetonghong，shouzhijinjinjiaozheyijiao。ganga，shide，

nongdehuabukaideganga。danzaizheigangazhixia，gengshenchu，shiyizhongbeimaofandefennu，

heyisibuyichajuede、mingwei“chensi”deanliu——yiqiankuai，yishengjiao？zhima？

zhaoyongfengkanzhezhongrengeyideshense，youqishineixienianqingxiashulianshangdezhengzha，xiaoyigengshenle，

neishiyizhongmaozhuolaoshubandexinong。jiuzaizheishi，yigeshengyinxiangqile，bugao，queyichangqingxi、wending，

shenzhidaizhedianqiadaohaochudereqing，shunjiancipolelingrennankandechenmo。“zhaozong！”linmozhanleqilai，

lianshangguazhewenheerwuhaidexiaorong，tashenzhihaishunshouzhenglileyixiazijisihaoweiluandechenshanlingkou，

“ninzheitiyitaihaole！yuyishenkea！”quanchangdemuguang，“shua”diyixia，quanjujiaodaotashenshang。youjinge，

youbujie，youhuaiyi，haiyoujifenkanshazisidelianmin——zheishihouchutou，bushishangganzhedangxiaochouma？

zhaoyongfengyelengleyixia，miqizuiyankanxianglinmo，

yishimeibazheigepingshichenmoguayan、yejiyezhishizhongyoudenianqingrenheyanqianzheigecongrongfayandejiahuolianxiqilai。

linmobuhuangbumang，yingzhesuoyourendemuguang，shengyinbagaoleyidian，

daizheyizhongwanhuizhuchirencaiyoudeangyangduncuo：“wodaibiaotongshimen，zhulingdaoninjiating——wang！

”takeyizai“wang”zishangjiazhong，lazhangleyindiao。“shiye——wang！”dierge“wang”zi，gengjiaxiangliang。

“yihouderizi——wangshangjiawang！”“wangshangjiawang”sigezi，tajihushihanzheshuochulaide，

daizheshizudeganranliheyisiqiadaohaochudehuaji。hanwan，taxiaomimidikanxiangyouxiefamengdezhaoyongfeng，

shenchushouzhang，wuzhizhangkai：“lingdao，ninkan，yigongsisheng‘wang’！qingcuixiangliang，yuyijixiang！chengninjiyan，

siqiankuai！ninshiweixinhaishizhifubao？xianjinwomenpashimeidifangzhuanga！”“……”duanzandeningzhi。ranhou，

“puchi——”buzhishisheixianrenbuzhuxiaochulesheng。zheixiaoshengxiangshiyigekaiguan，shunjianyinbaolequanchang。

“hahahaha！”“miaoa！taimiaole！”“linmonikeyia！”leimingbandezhangshenghongranzhaxiang，

jiazazhehongxiao、jiaohao、paizhuozideshengyin。gangcaineilingrenzhixidegangahequru，

beizheijizhuanwandeyoumoheqiaomiaohuajiechongdeqilingbaluo。suoyourendousongleyikouqi，

fangfolinmobuzhishishuolesisheng“wang”，ershibatamencongmouzhongqianzaide、jitixingdexiurubianyuanlalehuilai。

zhangshengshijitadejizhi，gengshijizheijiehouyushengbandeqingsong。zhaoyongfengzaiyilengzhihou，yefanyingleguolai，

tabeizheituruqilaide“jiedu”hequanchanghuanledeqifenguoxiezhe，zhizhelinmo，xiaodeqianyanghouhe，

yanleidoukuaichulaile：“hao！haonigelinmo！younide！huilaishi！wang！wangdehao！hahahahaha！

”tayibianxiao，yibianzhendetaochuleshouji，dongzuokuazhangdihualazhe：“saoni！siqianshiba？jini！made，

nixiaozishigerencai！”linmoweixiaozheliangchuzijideshoukuanma，bansuizhe“di”deyishengqingxiang，

heshoujichuanlaideqingxitishiyin——“weixindaozhang，siqianyuan”，xianchangdezhangshenghexiaoshengdadaoleyouyige**。

tongshimenweiguolai，paidazhelinmodejianbang，shuozhe“niubi”、“fanyingzhenkuai”zhileidehua。

linmoyiyixiaozhehuiying，taiduqianhe，fangfozhishizuoleyijianweibuzudaodexiaoshi。zaiwurenzhuyidejiaoluo，

tachuizaishencedelingyizhishou，zhijianzaixizhuangkukoudailiqingqingchupengleyixiamougebingliangde、xizhangdejinshuwuti。

chuganchuanlai，taxindineisilengjingdesuanji，luodaoleshichu。juhuizhongyuzaiyizhongkansiyuanmanderenaozhongsanchang。

yefengdaizhehanyi，chuisanlejiuqihexuanxiao。linmowanjuletongshipinchedeyaoqing，

duziyirenzouzaihuichuzuwudelushang。chengshidenihongzaitalianshangmingmiebuding。huidaoneijianbudadewuzi，

guanshangmen，gejuelewaijiedeyiqie。tameiyoukaideng，jingzhizoudaoshuzhuoqian，dakaidiannao。youlandeguangpingliangqi，

yingzhetahaowubiaoqingdelian。tacongkoudailitaochuneizhiheisede、biupanshaodayidiandeluyinbi，

shuliandiyongshujuxianlianjiediannao。shubiaodianji，wenjianjiadakai，limianzhiyouyigeyinpinwenjian，

biaozhuzhejintianderiqihe“nianhui”ziyang。tadaishangzhuanyedejiantingerji，dianjibofang。caozadebeijingyin，

jiubeipengzhuang，zhaoyongfengneizuixunxunde、xiaozhangdeshengyinqingxidichuanchu：“……shei！xianzai！xueyishenggoujiao！

wojiujiyiqiankuai！xianjin！dangchangjieqing！”ranhoushineiduansijidekongbai，nengtingdaoxiweidehuxisheng。jiezhe，

shitazijineiqingxi、wending，shenzhidaizhexiaoyideshengyinxiangqi：“zhaozong！ninzheitiyitaihaole！yuyishenkea！

”“zhulingdaoninjiating——wang！”“shiye——wang！”“yihouderizi——wangshangjiawang！”“lingdao，

ninkan，yigongsisheng‘wang’！qingcuixiangliang，yuyijixiang！chengninjiyan，siqiankuai！ninshiweixinhaishizhifubao？

”houmianshiquanchangdebaoxiao、zhangsheng，zhaoyongfengdedaxiaohezhuanzhangshideshoujitishiyin……meiyigexijie，

doujiludeqingqingchuchu。linmofanfutinglejibian，

tebieshizhaoyongfengtichuyaoqiuheziji“xuegoujiao”yijizhuanzhangtishiyinneijiduan，zuijiaogouqiyisibinglengdehudu。

henhao，yinzhiqingxi，zhongdiantuchu，luojiwanzheng。tashuliandijiangguanjianbufenjianjichulai，baocunweiyigexinwenjian。

ranhou，tadiaochushoujiyinxingapp，jiequlejinwanneibisiqianyuanshourudezhuanzhangjilujietu，

duifangzhanghuming“zhaoyongfeng”sangezi，qingxikejian。zuowanzheiyiqie，takaozaiyibeishang，bishangyan，

qingqingrouzhemeixin。diannaopangbian，fangzheyigeyouxieniantoudexiangkuang，limianshitahejigedaxuetongxuedeheying，

xiaodemeixinmeifei，beijingshimougepinkunshanquxiaoxuedejianloucaochang。heyingpangbian，

shiyizhangdayinchulaide、yijingbeirouzhouyoufupingdeyoujianjietu，

neirongshimougetacengmanhuaireqingtourudegongyixiangmu，

yin“bufuhegongsixianjieduanzhanlve”erbeizongbufoujuedetongzhi，qianfarenneiyilan，

heranshi“zhaoyongfeng”。tazhengkaiyan，

muguangluozaipingmushangneigexinjiandeyinpinwenjianhezhuanzhangjietutubiaoshang。diertian，zhouyi。gongsiyiqieruchang，

fangfozuowandenaojucongweifasheng。zhishichashuijian、zoulangli，

ouernengtingdaoyourenyadishengyinxiaozhetaolunzuowanlinmode“jizhi”hezhaozongde“haoshuang”。linmozhaochangshangban，

chuliyoujian，canjiachenhui，mianduijigetongshijimeinongyandediaokan，yezhishibaoyiwunaidekuxiao，

banyanzheyigejiaoxingdeledianxiaobianyi、shenzhikenenghaiyoudianhouhuideputongzhiyuan。xiawusandian，

yitianzhongbangongshizuianjing、zuirongyifankundeshihou。linmoquerenzuoyouwuren，yongzijidegongzuodiannao，

dengluleneigezhiyoutazhidaode、jiamidesirenyouxiang。shoujianrendizhilan，

tahuanmanerzhunquedishurulejituanzongcaibangongshiduiwaigongkaide、zhuanmenyongyujieshouzhongyaoyoujiandeneigedizhi。

主题栏，

taqiaoxiajigezi：“guanyuhaichengfengongsixiaoshoubuzongjinglizhaoyongfengbudangxingweideshimingfanyingjizhengju”。

youjianzhengwen，tameiyouguoduoxuanran，

zhishiyongzuikeguan、jingliandeyuyanchenshulezuowannianhuideshijian、didian、shijianjingguo，

bingqiangdiaogaixingweishexianzhichangbaling、wururenge，duigongsiwenhuazaochengelieyingxiang。

tajiangjianjihaodeyinpinwenjianhezhuanzhangjietuzuoweifujiantianjia。shubiaozhizhen，

zaineigelansede“fasong”anniushangtingliulezuzushimiao。chuangwai，yangguangzhenghao，louxiacheshuimalong，

yipianfanhuashengjing。tashenxiyikouqi，yanshenzhouranruilirudao。zhijianluoxia。“youjianfasongchenggong。

”tishikuangdanchu。jihuzaiyoujianfasongchenggongdeshunjian，linmolikeqingchuleliulanqilishijiluhehuancun，

bingyunxingleyigejiandandejiaobenchengxu，moqulebendicaozuohenji。taguandiaoyouxiangwangye，

zhuomianhuifuchengputongdexitongjiemian，yifendakaizhede、wuguanjinyaodeshichangfenxibaogaozhanjuzhepingmu。

xinzangzaixiongqianglichenwenditiaodongzhe，meiyouxiangxiangzhongdejulie，zhiyouyizhongbinglengde、jinhujixiedepingwen。

taduanqiyijingliangdiaodebanbeikafei，minleyikou，kusedeweidaozaishejianmanyankai，fanerrangsiweigengjiaqingxi。

tazhidao，anxiafasongjian，zhishituidaolediyikuaiduominuogupai。jiexialai，huishizenyangdefengbao？disantian，

qingchen。linmoxiangwangchangyiyang，zaibadianwushifentarubangongqu。qifenmingxianbudui。pingshizheigedian，

bangongshilihaichongchizhezaocandeweidao、huxiangdazhaohudexuannaohecongmangkaijidepipasheng。danjintian，kongqiningzhi，

yizhongwushengdejinbengganmimanzaimeigejiaoluo。tongshimenyaomezhengjinweizuodidingzhediannaopingmu，

shouzhiquebuzaijianpanshangyidong；yaomesansanliangliangcouzaiyiqi，shengyinyadejidi，yanshenshanshuo，

jiaohuanzhezhiyoubicicaidongdexinxi。meiyourenlaigenlinmodiaokanqiantianwanshang“wangwang”deshile。jiudianzheng，

gongsineibutongxunruanjiandeqiyegonggaoqun，danchuleyitiaoxinxiaoxi，laizirenliziyuanbuzongbu，

biaotijiacubiaohong——《guanyuzhongshenzhichangjilv、yanjinrenhexingshizhichangbalingjibudangxingweidetongzhi》。

tongzhicuociyanli，yinyongleyuangongshoucehexiangguanfalvfagui，

qiangdiaogongsizhiliyuyingzaozunzhong、pingdeng、jiankangdegongzuohuanjing，

duirenhexingshidebaling、wuru、saoraoxingweichilingrongrentaidu，binggongbulexindenimingjubaoqudaohejiandujizhi。

meiyoudianming，meiyoujutishijian。dansuoyourendexinli，dougenmingjingside。zheigonggaozaobufawanbufa，

pianpianzaizheigeshihoufa，jieheqiantianwanshangfashengdeshiqing，qizhixiangxingbuyaneryu。qieqiesiyushenggengxiangle，

muguangyouyiwuyidisaoxiangxiaoshouzongjianbangongshineishanjinbidemen。linmozuozaizijidegongweishang，

mianwubiaoqingdiliulanzheneifengonggao，zhuzizhuju，kandezixi。ranhou，tazuixiaohuachuangkou，diankaiweiduyoujian，

kaishiyitian“zhengchang”degongzuo。xiawu，xiaoxilingtongde“xiaolaba”tongshi，

conghrneibiandatandaolequeqieqingbao：zhaoyongfeng，beizongbujijianbumendaizoule，

jushuoshizaishangwudegaocengjinjihuiyishangzhijiebeiqingchuqude，dangshitaliansehuibai，liandiannaodoumeilaidejiguan。

yucitongshi，gongsineibuxitongqiaorangengxinlexiaoshoubuguanlicengdejiagoutu，zongjingliyilan，

yijingtihuanchengleyigecongjituanzongbukongjiangguolaidexinmingzi。disitian。

linmodeshoujizaiwuxiushifenzhendongleyixia。shiyigemoshengdebendihaomafalaideduanxin，

neirongzhiyoujianduandewugezi：“nixiaozigouhen。”meiyoushuming。linmokanzheneixingzi，yanshenmeiyourenhebodong。

tashenzhimeiyouhuifu，yemeiyoulaheizheigehaoma，zhishisuishoujiangduanxinshanchu，ranhoujiangshoujifanghuikoudai。

tazhidaozheishishei。fennu，bugan，queyouwukenaihe。zheigengxiangshiyizhongshibaizhedewunengkuangfei，

chulezhengmingduifangyijingshanqiongshuijin，zaiwurenheyiyi。diwutian。shangwushidian，hrbumendejingli，

neiweiyiyanjinhebugouyanxiaozhechengdewangjingli，qinzilaidaolelinmodegongweipang。“linmo，

qinglaiyixiaxiaohuiyishi，youdianshiqingxianggennitantan。”wangjinglideshengyinyirujiwangdepingwen，

danyanshenliduolexiebiededongxi。zaizhouweitongshifuzamuguangdezhushixia，linmozhanqishen，zhenglileyixiachenshan，

pingjingdigenzhewangjinglizouxiangneijianyongyuzhongyaotanhuadeboligejianxiaohuiyishi。huiyishili，chulewangjingli，

haiyouyiweishijituanzongbupaizhuguolaide、fenguanrenshidefuzongcaizhangzong。zhenzhangbuxiao。menbeiqingqingguanshang，

geyinxiaoguohenhao，waimiandexuanxiaoshunjianbeipingbi。zhangzonglvxiankaikou，

yuqiwenhequedaizheburongzhiyidequanwei：“linmo，qingzuo。zhaonilai，zhuyaoshiliangjianshi。

”wangjinglijiangliangfenwenjiantuidaolinmomianqian。diyifen，shijinshengtongzhi。

linmobeipogejinshengweixiaoshoubugaojijingli，dulifuzeyigexintuozhandezhongdianquyushichang，shengxiaoqijiri。

dierfen，shiyifenteshude“buchongxieyi”heyifenjinexiangdangkeguandejiangjinfafangshuoming。

mingyishi“nianduteshugongxianjiangjixiangmubaomijintie”，dantiaokuanxizeli，

yinhuiditidaole“weihugongsixingxiang”、“bimianbubiyaoyulun”dengziyan。jineshuzi，

houmiangenzhehaojigeling，yuanchaoneiwande“siqiankuai”，shenzhichaoguotaguoquyiniandegongzizonghe。

“gongsifeichangganxienizaiguanjianshike，nenggoujianchiyuanze，bingyiyizhong……qiaomiaodefangshi，

weihulegongsidehexinjiazhiguanhezhichangzunyan。”zhangzonghuanhuanshuodao，muguangruilidishenshizhelinmo，

“duiyuzhaoyong**degerenbudangxingwei，gongsiyijingyansuchuli。xiwangninenglijie，youxieshi，neibujiejue，

binaodefeifeiyangyangduisuoyourendouhao。nidenenglihebiaoxian，gongsiyizhikanzaiyanli，zheicijinsheng，

shiduininenglidekending。zhiyuzheifenjiangjin，shiduini……ng，‘guquandaju’deyizhongbuchanghejili。

”wangjinglibuchongdao：“xuyaonizaizheifenbuchongxieyishangqianziqueren。zhuyaoshimingqueyixiabaomiyiwu，

guanyuqianjitianwanshangfashengdeshiqing，yijizheicirenshibiandonghechulijieguodejutixijie，

xiwangninengzunshouzhiyedaode，buduirenhewaiburenyuantiji。”linmonaqineizhidiguolaidegangbi，bijianbingliang。

tazhuyefanyuezhexieyi，sudubukuaibuman，lianshangshishidiliuluchuqiadaohaochudejingya、ganji，

yijiyisimianduigaocenglingdaodejujin。“xiexiezhangzong，xiexiewangjingli。wo……womingbaigongsideliangkuyongxin。

”tataiqitou，yanshenchengken，“wozhishizuolerenheyigeyoujibenzhiyecaoshoudeyuangongdouhuizuodeshi。