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wanzhengbanxiandaiyanqingxiaoshuo《shanhunhou，qianyibazongchenglewodetiangou》，ciwencongfabuyilaibiandedaolezhongduoduzhemendexiai，kejianzuopinzhiliangyouzhi，zhujiaoshilusiyanbaiye，yeshizuozhemichongchibaobaosuoxiede，gushigenggai：bailian、zhapei、siduitoutongtongbeidalian。congxieyihunyindaozhenxinjiaofu，taweiwofengkuangsaoqingyiqiezhangai，quanchenggaodiaogaobai。zheishiyichangqiangqianghuliao、congtianzhadaochongfeng……

精彩章节

woshijiangnianchu，biaomianshigexiudiannaopaokafeideputongchengxuyuanshizeshianwangheikequandashen【baiye】。

shanhunjiajizshidiyilengmianzongcailusiyan，woyuanbenyiweizheizhishiyichangjiaoyi，jieguo，「laopo，

jiwoyicijihui，woyaozuoniyibeizidezhuanshutiangou」majiayicengcengdiao，fanpaiyicicizai，

bailian、zhapei、siduitoutongtongbeidalian。congxieyihunyindaozhenxinjiaofu，taweiwofengkuangsaoqingyiqiezhangai，

quanchenggaodiaogaobai。zheishiyichangqiangqianghuliao、congtianzhadaochongfengdexianhunhouai，wobuzhuangsha，

tabuzhuangleng——manjidalaovsfengpibazong，qiangqianglianshou，chongdaofeiqi！diyizhang:tazhixianglihun，

taqueguizheqiuaizshi，shengxiasanshiliudu，relangguozhexuanxiaopumianerlai。「jiangnianchu，nihaiyoumeiyouliangxin？

qianwoliangbaiwandasuanlai？」duimianshafashang，guimishenniannuqichongtian。worouleroutaiyangxue，

bashouzhongdesurongkafeijiaodehuahuaxiang，「youbushiwoqiande，nishuawoshenfenzhucedepingtaigaop2p，

kuilenishuowoqianniqian？」「nishuoshenmedouxing！」shennianyaoya，「wobangnizhaohaoleduixiang，nijiajita，

zheizhaiyibigouxiao。」wokanletayiyan，「rangwojiayigemoshengren？nifengle。」「bushimoshengren，

shilusiyan。」kongqianjingleyimiao。wochixiao，「lushineigenvrenjueyuanti，xiele，

wobuxihuanheshejiaozhangaihuanzhetongju。」「tabuxuyaonixihuan，zhiyaoniqianzijiehun，liugeyuehouzidonglihun。

」wochenmolesanmiao「niquedingtahuidaying？」「yijingtanhaole，tayequeyigelaopodangtaohua。」santianhou，

minzhengju。wozhanzaiqianzitaiqian，lianshangxiemanle「cichubushihe**」。「jiang**。」

tadeshengyindilengqinglie。wokanleyiyanneizhangwannianbingshanlian。lusiyan，zshizuinianqingdezibenjue，

chuanwenshouduanhenla，qingganjueyuanti，zhixinjinqianyuheyue。「qianziba。」tashengyinguadan，

「liugeyuehouniziyou。」wogouchunyixiao：「bicibici，luxiansheng。」hongbenyina，

wodiyifanyingjiushi：zhongyubaituoleqianzhai！「genjuxieyi，hunyinqijianwomenxuyaotongju。」lusiyantixingdao。

wozhoumei，「haoba，neizanlianghubuganshe。」wohuiqujiandanshoushilexingli，zhujinletajia。wanshang，

woxiwanzaochulai，tashiluludetoufa，「yushiyongwanjidetuoganjing。」wolengxiao，

「neinixiacibiebayupaoguaketing。」「nikanle？」「tadangzhulewodelu。」sheidoumeiliaodao，

yiciheikeruqinshijianchenglezheichangjiaoyihunyindezhuanzhedian。shenyewozaidiannaofeikuaidazi，

meiyouzhuyibeihoudenanrenqiaorankaojin。「nishibaiye？」lusiyanshengyindiya，touzhezhenjing。neishiwodedaihao，

shizhenggewangluoanquanquanwenfengsangdandebaiye。lusiyanzaiciqueren：「nishi，baiye？」

wotiaomeiyixiao：「nizaishuoshenme？」tazhanzaiyangtai，yanshenmili，fangfodiyicirenshiwo。diertian，

taweiwozuolezaocan，wenwo：「nixihuanchitiandema？」tashuo：「woxihuanziyou。」tameishuohua。

dierzhang:gaolingzhihua，lunweitiangouzaoshang，woyizhengyankandaolusiyanxizhuangbitingdezuozaichuangbian。「xingle？」

lusiyanchuimou，dijiwoyibeiwenniunai，「nizuowandishao。wozhalezhayan，shengyinsiya：「nizaizheizuoyisu？

」「panichushi。」「dishaoeryi，meishenmeshi，nibuyongyiyebushuidekanzhewo，

nihechuanwendejinyugaolengdeluzongbutaiyiyanga，」woyuqihaidaidianxianqi。lusiyandixiaoyisheng，

shengyinshayadeyoudianxinggan：「sheishuowojinyu，wojiehunle。」wogangheleyikoudeniunaichadianbeiqiangpenle。

zheinanrenfengleba？qiyuehunyin，zenmeshuodegenzhendeshide？「jiangnianchu。」taturanyuqiyizhuan，

renzhendikanzhewo，「wobuxiangzaibanidangzuoxieyijiehunduixiangle。」wo：「……nishibushixiangsixieyi？」

takaojinwo，qixiluozaiwoerjian，「woxianghenizuozhenfuqi。」「……」wozheixiayaogaoshaole。zhongwu，

haimeiyouwanquantuishao，woquchufangzhaoshui。jieguokandaomouweibazong，weizheweiqunzaichufanglimangliu。「niganshenme？

」wozhanmenkou，jingyadewen。lusiyanshenqingdanding：「baotang。」「nilianreshuidoubuhuishao。」「baiduxuede。

」「……nifengle？」tafangxiashaozi，yuqirenzhendexiangzaikaidongshihui：「niganmaole，woxiangzhaoguni。」

wodaizaiyuandi，shouzuwucuo，buzhidaoruhehuiying。「changyixia。」tashengleyiwan，duandaowomianqian。

wogangzhunbeijujue，duishangtaneishuanglengdanyouxiaoxinyiyideyanjing，xiangshidengdaijiazhanghuiyinghekuajiangdehaizi。

woheleyikou。「……haixing。」tazuijiaoshangyang，xiangshidedaobiaoyangdehaizi。「nixiaoshenme？」

「nikuawohaixing，xiaciwozaijinizuo。」「nizhendefengle，zheihaishiluzongma。」dangwan。

wowozaishafashuaju，huranshoujishoudaoyitiaoxinxitishi。【baiye，nintijiaodezhongqishenfenshenqingyitongguoshenhe，

fenqueren，qingwenshifouyaohuifuyuanzhanghao？】wodianlege「huifu」。「nizaikanshenmeni？」wobeiheleyitiao，

shoujichadianshuaidishang。lusiyanzhanzaiwoshenhou，buzhidaoshenmeshihouguolaide。「nitoukanwoxinxi？」

「buxiaoxinkandaode。」tazoudaowoshenbianzuoxia，zhuiwen「baiye……zhendeshini？」wochenmoleyixia。

「shia。」wochengrenle。「niweishenmebuzaoshuo？」「niyemeiwen。」lusiyanyishiyusai。tazuoxialai，

dingzhewokanlebantian，「nizhidaoma？zheibeizinishiweiyiyigerangwobuzijuexiangguanzhuderen。」woyizheng。

「zuikaishi，shichongbaibaiyedejishuhesashuangdexingge，meixiangdao，woquderen，jingranshibaiye。」

wopuchiyixiao：「ranhouni？」lusiyanchenmosanmiao，huranyibabaozhuwo。「wopanilikaiwo，

nishineiyangdeyouxiu。」「wanshangmengdaonizoule，wohuihexing。」woxiaoshengdigu，「nixianzaiyoudianxiangtiangou。」

「ng。」tarenrenzhenzhendidiantou，「wokeyishiniyibeizidetiangou。」womeishuohua。danxintiaosheng，

yijingbeipanlewo。disanzhang：bailianshejufanbeidalian，majiazhachuanquanwangzshimouwuxingjijiudian。

yanhuitingdenghuotongming，mingyuanquanguiqijuyitang。「jiang**，ninlaile。」zhuchirenxiaozhe，

yuqiliquedaizhejifenkanhaoxideyiwei。woyishenheiselubeizhangqun，zoujinxianchang。wobuxihuanzheizhongchanghe，

danjiabuzhulusiyan，「peiwochuxi，zougeliucheng。」wobingbuzhidao，

jinyeshimourenanpaideyichang「lieshayouxi」。【guibinxi】linwanqingduanzhehongjiu，

xiaorongwenrou：「tingshuojiang**yiqianshiwomenluzongdezhuli？」

pangbiandenvjuanwenyanlikejiehua：「xianzailianhundoujiele，zhuanzhengsudutingkuaide。」

「wopengyouhaoxiangrenshijiang**gaozhongdeshiyou，shuotayiqianjiusahuangchengxingni。」

「tingshuotaxuelizaojia、shenfenbuqing……yebuzhidaoluzongzenmehuiquzheizhongshangbuletaimiandenvren。」

yilunshengbuda，danzuyirangzaichangderendounengqingchudetingdao。wozhishitiaomeiyixiao，meishuohua。

wobashoujijielesuo，qiaoqiaodianjinle「anjie」。zheixieren，jinwanpashiyaoshesile。houtaidapingturanyihei。

「di」deyisheng，yixingxingmudehongsewenzichuxianzaidapingshang：【yonghubaiyedenglu：chazhengshenfenzaojiazhe，

likegongshi。】zhongrenhuaran。jimiaohou，yanhuitingdapingkaishibofangyiduanduanshipin、jietu、yinxingliushui，

linwanqingsannianqianmaishuijunzaojiaxueli、touyongguimijianlimianshiruzhilushi，

linwanqingdaxueqijianjiubapeijiuzhaolinwanqingguyongwangbaotuishou，duocizaizangjiangnianchu。

zhenjing、xixu、yilunshengciqibifu。linwanqinglianseshabai，「guan、guandiao！kuaiguandiao。」taxiangchongshangqu，

quebeibaoanlanzhu。「sheizuode！shini！yidingshini，jiangnianchu！」「niyoushenmezhengju？」wohezhexiangbin。

linwanqingjianjiao，「shinizhaolebaiye，heilexitong，nizheiyangshiweifa！」womanmanzhuanguotou。「meicuo，

shiwozuode，woshibaiye，danweifadeshini。」zhongrendaoxiyikouqi！yourendihu，「‘baiye’？

neigeguojiaanquanwangluojiuyuanjihuazhongdejishushenhua？」「tashibaiye，bukeneng，

baiyezenmekenengshiyigenvren，haishirucipingfandenvren。」「luzongquleyigenvheike！fengleba……」

jiuzaicishi，houtaichuxianyixingjinsedazi：【baiye：guojiajianquanguwen，heikedengjiss，

teyaojishuguwen，rongyubianhaoa-01】xiafang，shiyizhangwodezhengjianzhao。neiyike，quanchangsiji。

youjizhezhanqishenwendao，「luzong，ninshifouzhiqingjiang**dezhenshishenfen？」zhongrenkanxianglusiyan。

taqishenzoudaowomianqian，yizhishouzirandilanzhuwodejian。「tashisheibuzhongyao。」tadesangyindichenwenzhong。

「zhongyaodeshi，tashiwolusiyandelaopo。」「congjinwanghou，sheiganwumietayifen，wobuhuishanbaganxiu。」

wokanzheyanqianzheigecengjinglengruobingshuangdenanren，cikeyuqiquewenroudebuxianghua。「lao、laopo……」

taturanxiaoshengcoudaowoerbian，「gangcaibiaoxianhaixingbu？」wobiebuzhuxiao，henhenchuailetayijiao。「gou。」

tahen**diwanchun，「zheitiaogoudezhurenzhiyouni。」jiudianwai，yiliangdingjihaochechechuangbanluo，

yiweiruyadenanrenmiyankanzheneichangnaojushouwei。zhulidisheng，「xiexiansheng，xuyaochumianchulijiang**deshima？

」nanrenyaotou，shengyinweileng：，「bubi。」「baiyehuilai，jiugaijingyanquanchang。」「lusiyan，

bupeiyongyouta。」xietingchuan，anwangcengyubaiyebingjianzuozhandenanren，jishuquanchuanshuozhongde「chenxi」。

tahuilaile。disizhang：qianrenshangxian，tiangoufakuangzshilingchen，luzhaishufang。lusiyanzuozaishuzhuoqian，

shoulinazheyiluoa4zhi，yixingxingzixikanzhe，shenqingyuelaiyuechen。wotuimenjinlai，

kanzhetaxiangshenchajuanzongyiyang，meitouyitiao，「nizheishi……chawohukoua？」「bichahukouhairenzhen。」

lusiyantaitou，muguangyoushen，「nidangchuzenmemeigaosuwo，‘chenxi’shiniqiannanyou？」

「nihaichalexietingchuan？」woyoudianshengqi。lusiyanyoudianweiqu，bazhirengdaozhuozishang，「bucha，

nandaodengzhetalaigenwoqianglaopo？」「nichicu？」wochixiao。lusiyanmanmanzhanqishen，

xiuzhangdeshouzhijiekaichenshanlingkou，manmankaojinwo，「woxianzaihenbudebanisuojinbaoxianju，mimazhiyouwozhidao。

」「……」woyeleyixia，「nifengdeyoudianyanzhongle。」「wodejieyaozhiyouni。」wogangxiangduihuiqu，

nanrenyijingditouyaozhulewodechun。badaoyoukezhi。xiangshizaixuanshi**，youxiangzaiqiqiuyuanliang。diertian。

wogangchumen，jiuzhuangshangleneigeshuxideshenying。xietingchuan，yijiuwenwenerya，shenchuanqianhuixizhuang，

xiaorongruchunfengbanganjing。「chuchu，haojiubujian。」wotingxiajiaobu，naohailihuaguowushuhuamian。dangnian，

wocongshiyanshilizhi，shenfenpuguang，beidayadetiwuwanfu，shitatitadangxiasuoyoufengyu。neigewanshang，

tashuo：「nibushigongju，bushiheike，bushizhanji，nishini，shiwozuizhenxideren。」raner，zaijianmian，

moshengdexiangluren。wozhuanshenyaozou。「bieduowole。」xietingchuanxiaozhezhuishanglai，「wocongguowaihuilai，

bushiweilejiuqingfuran。woshilaigaosuni，nide‘anjiezhuhao’beirenguazaiheiwangle。」wodunshiyoudianshanghuo。

「haiyourengandongwozhanghao？」xietingchuandiantou：「erqieshilushitouzideyijiaxiashugongsi。」

taweiya：「niqueding？」「woqinchade。」tadunledun，yuqiyichen：「suoyi，wolaishixiangwenniyiju，

nizhendelejietama？」dangwan，lusiyanhuijia。wozuozaishafashang，hunshensanfazhehanqi，yiyanbufa。

taganjuedaoqifenbudui，tuolewaitao，zoudaowoshenbian，shitanxingdewenwo，「bukaixin？」wolenglengdewenta，

「nichawozhanghaoganshenme？」lusiyanyileng，「shenmezhanghao？」「nixiamianneijiakejigongsi，

bawozhuhaoguazaiheiwang，haiwochadianbeianwangfenghao，nijieshiyixiaba？」tachenxialian，「wobuzhidaozheishi，

womashangqucha。」wozhanqilaimianduizheta，qilenglengdeshuo，「nishizongcai，bushimenwei，

nibuqingchunishouxiaganleshenme？」kongqishunjianlengning。lusiyanshangqianyibu：「nixinwoyici。」

wotuileyibu。「wogaizenmexiangxinni。」lusiyanhuangle，congweirucihaipa。

tabuzhidaogairuhejieshicainengrangwoxiangxinta。yeli，wochaxundiannaoshangderuqinjilu，zhijianbingliang。

zheibushiwushang，shijingzhungongji。duifangbujinzhidaowodezhanghaolujing，shenzhihailiuxiale，「chenxiguilai」

sigezi。taxiaole。henhao。「xietingchuan，nijingranyinwo？」turan，naodailishanguolusiyanhuangzhangdeshenqing，

wocuoguaitale。shufanglichuanlailusiyandiercizadongxideshengyin。「rangitbuquantilianyepaichahoutaijilu，

woyaokanshisheidonglebaiyedezhanghao！」zhulixiaolixiaoxinyiyidao，

「luzong……anjiezhanghaojilubushiputongrennengchadaode，ninyaobuyaowenwen……jiang**？」「tabuxiangjianwo。

」lusiyanchuizheyan，shengyinyinya，「tabuxinwole。」「keshi——」「tabuxinwoyemeiguanxi。」

taturanxiaole，xiaodexianggefengzi，「wohuirangquanshijiedouzhidao，ganpengwolaopoyixia，tianwanglaozidoudesi。」

neiyiye，wodianjinanjie，faletiaogonggao，【baiyezhanghaozantingyunying，jiangjinxingkuajingsuyuanqingli，

daihao：zhongfan】lingyiduan，xietingchuankanzhegonggao，yanshenzhouleng。「chuchu，nizhongjiuhaishibianle。」

「danwobuhuifangshou。」diwuzhang·quanwangzhuisha，bazongyuyedaoqianzshi，lingchensandian。anwang，

zhendui「baiye」zhanghaodeeyizhuishahefanzhuishazhengshibaofa。quanqiufanweinei，wushiduogenimingheikezhanghaolianhe，

fengsuowosuoyouzhujiduankou，shituduoqukongzhiquan。ranerbudaoshifenzhong，quantixitongbeifanxiangsuosi。

wofaleyijuhua：【baiyeguilai，qungoutuisan。】zheiyiye，zhenggeanjie，chenmorusi。tianliangzhiqian，

「chenxi」zhanghaobeiyongjiufengjin，liyoushi：「eyicuangaishuju，juzhongzhuishatongjizhanghao，shiweibeipan。」

dangtianxiawu，xietingchuanxiaoshi。wozuozaigongzuoshili，yanshenqingleng，meiyanhanshuang。wotuodiaolerichangzhuang，

huanshanglechunheifengyi，toufagaoshu。zhulixiaoliangchongjinlai：「jiangjie，resounikanlema？

quanwangzaishuoniheijinfjituanxitong，beitongjile！」「sheimaideresou？」wolenglengdiwen。

「……haoxiangshilushitouzidezigongsi。」cishi，lushizongbu。lusiyanchongjinhuiyishi，shuaichutongjiwenjian。

「zheigegongsi，sheishouquantadongbaiyezhanghaode，sheijitamendemingling！」jishuzongjianetoumaohan，「luzong，

zuotianwomenjiedaoyoujian，shuoshininqinpide……」「woqinpi？」tamouguangyileng。tayijiaochuaifanyizi，

yanlifanyongzhehuohai。「zheitiaoresoushisheifangde？」「baiye，xianzaichenglequanwangyanlide‘heiketongjifan’！」

quanchangyaquewusheng。xiayimiao，taxiangfafengyiyangtaochushouji，bochujiangnianchudehaoma。「du，」wurenjieting。

taliansecanbai，zaibo，yijiuwurenjieting。shifenzhonghou，tashuadaoleyitiaoweiboresou：【baiyexianshen，

qinshoufengshachenxizhanghao，quanwangzuidaheikeneizhanluomu】【baiye，bujieshourenherencaokong】lusiyandeshou，

zhanleyixia。「tabuhuiyuanliangwole。」bangwan。wozoujinkafeiguan。duimianzuozhelinwanqing，

lianshangguazheyifu「woshishouhaizhe」debiaoqing。「jiang**，shidaorujin，nihaixiangbazhanlusiyan，

nibushishuonibuaita？」「wobuhuibazhanrenheren，ruguotaxiangzoudehua，suishikeyi。」

linwanqinglianseyijiang：「nishenmeyisi？」「nibushiyizhixiangzuozhenggongdeweizhima？taxianzaidanshenle，

nikeyiquzhaotale。」「……」「buguo」wocoujintadishengshuo：，「niyaoshiganzaiyongwomingyichaoredu，

maitongjitie，wojiubaniliunianqianpeijiushipinguadaowangshang。」linwanqinghedeliansecanbai，

「ni……nimeiyouzhengju！」woxiaoxiao，「nikeyishishikan。」shenye。lusiyanzaigongyumenwaidengzhewo。

wokanletayiyan，jinwufansuo。「kaimen，jiangnianchu，wokeyijieshi。」「jiwoyigejieshidejihui，

nirangwozuoshenmedoukeyi。」「nirangwoguixiadaoqiandoukeyi。」peng！menkaile。tazhendeshuangxiyiwan，

guiwomianqian。wokanzheta，「nihaizaiyanxi？」tataitouwangzhewo，yanjingfanhong，「wofengle，

nikeyirenhexingshichengfawo，danshibunenglikaiwo？」「wozuomengdouzaixiangni，shineizhong……xingleyetongdemeng。

」「zheicishiwodecuo，nidawomawodoukeyi，zaijiwoyicijihuikeyima。」turanwaimianleishenggungun，

xiaqiledayu。wokanzheguizaiyulidenanren，cengjingbukeyishi、congbuditoudelusiyan。

cikequefangxiawuzhuanghezunyan，weiwofafeng。yiguweiquhesuanchuyongshanghoulong。「niyiweizheiyangwojiuhuixinruan？」