jingpinxiaoshuo《shanhunmengqitianruxinfei》shilixiaoshuizuixinxiedeyibenhaomenzongcaileixiaoshuo，zheibenxiaoshuodezhujiaoshiguqingqinglizeyan，qingjieyinrenrusheng，feichangtuijian。zhuyaojiangdeshi：haichengtoutiaozhale：diyishaoyelizeyanbeiyigenvrenbihunle！haishiyigedachounv！yiyezhijian，wanqianshaonvdexinsuichenglezha。xinhunye。lizeyanjinggaoguqingqing：“buzhunkaojinwo！buzhunjinwofang！buzhunaishangwo！”guqingqingbuxie：“jintianniduiwoaidabuli，mingtianworangnigaopanbuqi！”hunhoumoutian。lizeyan：“laopo，qiutongfangshui。”guqingqing：“shinagegounanrenbuzhunwojintafangjiande？”lizeyan：“wang，wangwang……”...
lizeyanjingjingdikanzheta，feibodichungouqijiqiao：“nizhenyiweinineidianyishunenghuyoudelehuangjiaoshou？tashiyixuejietaidou，shenbiandenengrenbuzhifanji……”
“那又如何？”
guqingqingfangxiamianwan，calecazui，jiaoaodiyangqixiaba：“neitahaibushimeiyouzhihaotalaomuqin。”
tayishuangshuimouzhuozhuo，xiaolianshangyangyizhezixindeguang。
lizeyanshenshitajimiao，anxiahujiaoqi：“guolai，nihetong。”
henkuai，songweituimenerru。
tingwanyaohetongneironghou，talianshangdebiaoqingyijingbunengyongzhenjinglaixingrong。
chenzheguqingqingduanwanxialou，tayanzhetuomo，xiaoxinyiyiditixingdao：“sanshao，ninyaobuzaikaolvyixia？bijinglidongdebing，neimeduozhuanjiadoushushouwuce，sanshaonainaishuobudingzhenyouliangbashuazini？”
“tabuhuimeicidouyouzheimehaodeyunqi。”
lizeyandandandishuowan，lvxianzaihetongshangluoxiazijidemingzi。
……
万花谷疗养院。
zuoluozaiqingshanlvshuizhongdegaojiliaoyangyuan，peibeizuiyoumeidehuanjinghezuihaodeyiliaohulisheshi。
huangkehantuizhemuqinzaiqingyoudezitenghuajiaxiatingzhu，xixindiyongshoujuancaqutazuijiaoyichudekoushui，manmuwenrou：“ma，nikanjintiandetianqiduohao，fenglidoushihuaxiang。”
laotaitaiyikaozailunyizhong，boziwaixiedidalazaijianshang，zuilihanhundiwuwuliangsheng，yichuanjingliangdikoushuiyoushunzhetawaixiedezuijiaoliulechulai。
huangkehanbuyanqifandicaqu，lianshangguazhenaixindixiao：“hao，yihouerziduopeinichulaikankan。”
zhulizhaohuacongcongerlai：“jiaoshou，waimianyouweiguniangzichengshijinyinzishenyi，xiangjiannin。”
“jinyinzi？”huangkehantaimou：“jiushineigewangshangchuandeshenhuqishen，yuyuepaiduizhishaobannianyishang，haiyaokanxinqingdeneiwei？”
赵华点点头。
“bujian。zheizhonggumingdiaoyuzhibei，chaozuodenenglibizhibingjiurenlihai。”
tazheixierizijianguodeyisheng，meiyouyibaiyeyoubashi，meicidoushichengxingerlaibaixingergui。
zhaohuayouyulexia：“tashuolaofurenshixueyuzuzhi，neijiaokundun，bingbushidanchundezhongfengxueshuan。tashuotabingbunengbaozhengwanquanjianglaofurenzhiyu，danshizhishaonengrangfurenkaikoushuohua，houmianzaigenjuqingkuangdiaozhengzhiliaofangan。”
huangkehanyizheng，zheidaoshibizhiqianneixiekuakuaqitanderenshizai，erqiebingliyefenxidebucuo。
“hao，neijiurangtalaikankan。”
qianbisedeshaqunyilijidi，gailiangbandehanfushayiyanlongwuzhao，wufayongfazangaogaowanqi，yizhangyuebaisedemianshazhezhuzhengzhanglian，zhiluchuguangjiedeetouheyishuangqingchedeshuimou。
zheixianqipiaopiaodeyangzi，genbenbuxianglaikanbingdeyisheng，daoxiangshinagezoucuopianchangdexiaoxiannv。
huangkehanzhoumei：“nizhenshichuanshuozhongdejinyinzi？”
guqingqingmeiyanweiwan，wenhedidianlediantou：“zhengshi。”
qingcuidesangyin，tingzheshifennianqing，huangkehanmeitoucudegengjin：“tingshuonishiyouqiandouqingbudaodeshengshou，weishenmehuizhudongzhaoshangwo？”
guqingqingyingzhetashenshidemuguang，yuqitanran：“yinweiwoxiwangninenggenlishihezuo。”
“bukeneng。”huangkehuaxiangyebuxiangjiujujuedao：“woshuoguo，wozheibeizijuebuhuigenbudongyiderenhezuo，zaiyouqiandoubuxing，zheishiwodeyuanze。”
dongyiderenshangqiehuibeijinqianmengbiwangjichuxin，hekuangneixieyuanbenyanlijiuzhiyouliyideshangren。
guqingqingyanzhongfeikuaishanguoyimohuaguang：“neiruguoshiwoni？”
huangkehanshangxiadaliangtajiyan：“neijiuyaokannishibushizhenyouzheigebenshi。zheixienian，woyongjinshenbiansuoyouderenmaiziyuan，yezhinengrangwomuqindebingqingweichiyuanzhuang，bujixuehua。ruguonizhendenengrangwomuqinkaikoushuohua，neihezuodeshiqing，keyikaolv。”
“xing。”guqingqinghuanshisizhou：“neijiumafannisongtahuibingfang，wokeyimashangtitashizhen。”
huangkehanchaozhezhaohuashilegeyanse，tuizhemuqinjiuwangbingfangzou。
dengtamenhuidaohuangmudebingfang，bingfangliyijingzhanzhewuliugeren。
tongyidebaidagua，yansudebiaoqing，quandoushifuzelaotaitaizhiliaodezhuanjia。
kandaoguqingqingdechuanzhedaban，zhongrenlianshangbuyueertongluchuqingmiedebiaoqing，danaiyuzhaohuadeshixiandingzhu，tamenyemeiyoushuohua，zhibangzhejianglaotaitainuoshangbingchuang。
guqingqingmeiguantamen，dadafangfangdinachuyinzhenkaishiweilaotaitaishizhen。
tadiyizhenluozailaotaitaidetoudingshang。
zheizhongzuzhongdezhengzhuangyibanshiyouyunaogengyinqi，suoyidiyizhenshutongnaoxueguanzhengchang。
keguqingqingdedierzhenluozailelaotaitaidejiaozhishang，disanzhenshixigai，genzheyoushishoubei……
zhuanyan，tajiuzailaotaitaideshenshangzhaleshiduogenyinzhen，bianbulaotaitaiquanshendegegexuewei，kanqilaizaluanwuzhang、haowuguanlian。
jiweizhuanjiamianmianxiangqu，qizhongyirenbuyuedikaikoudao：“xiaoguniang，nidaodidongbudongyishu？nishiyaobalaotaitaizhachengciweima？”
“shia！bingchengzheiyangyijinggouxinkule，suirantaquanshentanhuanmeiyouzhijue，niyebunengzheimezhemorenba？”
“jiushi，nidaihuierpaipaipiguzouren，womenhaiyaojixuzhiliaoni！nizheibushijiuren，shihairen！”
zhongrenfuhe，yueshuoyuebukeqi。
huangkehanyanzhongdeguangandanxiaqu，shenshoulanzhuguqingqingjiangyaoluoxiadezhen：“jinyinzishenyi，wokanwomendehezuohaishisuanleba。”
guqingqingmeiyoushuohua，tiaomeidankantayiyan，baixideshouwanyizhuan，qingsongbikaihuangkehan，zhunquewuwudijiangyinzhenciruhuangmushouwanshangdexuewei。
huangkehanlianshanglikefuqiyunnu：“nizheishitingbudongrenhuama？”
tahuayinluoxia，muguangquezaisaoguomuqinshouzhideshunjianzhengzhu。
“dongle？tadeshouzhidongle！”
weiguandezhuanjiaquandoulengle，shenzhangbozixunzhehuangkehandemuguangkanqu。
zhongmukuikuizhixia，huangmutanhuanduonian，yongyuanhaoxiangmiantiaoyiyangchuizaishencedeshoubei，neigankuxiaoshoudeshouzhiqingweiditaileliangxia。
suiranzhishiyigehenxiaodefudu，danyijingzugourangzaichangsuoyourenzhenjing。
jigezhuanjiajiaohuanzheyanshen，zhijuedelianshanghuolaladeteng。
tamenzhilezheimejiudouhaowujinzhan，kezheicaiduanduanjifenzhong，jiuchuxianlezhidefeiyue。
huangkehanyanlidoushixinxideguang，lianshanglikefuqixiaoyi：“jinshenyi，ninqingjixu，qing！”
……
厉氏，总裁办。
songweiqiaokaimenjinlai，nanyanjidongdixianglizeyanhuibao：“sanshao，huangjiaoshouneibianlaixiaoxile，shuotongyijianmiantanhezuole！”
lizeyanfangxiashoulidewenjian，junmeiweicu：“zenmeturanjiutongyile？”
“huangjiaoshoushuoshishaonainaidepengyoujiuletamuqin，tadayingleshaonainaihelishihezuo！”
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