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fengqingyundanzhizhong,queshiqitunshanhedeqishi。
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“我没听错吧!”
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cr-tkangshengsu,henguime?
duiyuyibanreneryanshide,danshiduiyulinxiao......
抱歉!
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mingmingshenmedouzuobudao,weishenmehaiyaorucifengmangbilu?
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“tiana!zheijuranshihuayunchangjiaoshou?”
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“huayunchangjiaoshoushisheia?”
“shanpaolebushi,huayunchangjiaoshoushihuaxiazhimingdequankezhuanjia,jihuzaitadeshouxiajiumeiyouzhibuhaodebing。”
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junshouhuaxiazuigaodeshiquanzhe,nenggouzaizheizhongrenshenbiandangjiankangguwendenengshiyibanren?
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“hualao,ninzaijiangchenghaiyoupengyou?”wangjinshuilianshengwendao。
“没有。”
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“手术!”
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“buxuyao,wokantajiuhenheshi!”
huayunchangyizhibuyuanchudeluxiaowanshuodao。
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