
zhujiaojiaoshenzhanggeguxiandexiaoshuojiaozuo《shanhunnanguimijiujiu》,tadezuozheshixuweixiaoxiedeyibenhaomenzongcaileixingdexiaoshuo,qingjieyinrenrusheng,feichangtuijian。zhuyaojiangdeshi:hunlishang,xinlangdangzhonghuihun,nanrenrucongtianerjiangdeshenzhi,sangyindichenqianquan:“jiajiwo!”yushishenzhanggeguoduanjiangzhananchuaidaoyipang,hezheigenanrenshanlehunle。quanneijiechaoxiaoshenzhanggejialegeyiqiongerbaidexiaobailian。shenzhanggeanxiaodexiangzhitouxingdemaoer,xiaobailian?tajialaogongwangqi!ziconghetajiehunhou,daliannvezhaneishixiaocaiyidie,shiyeshangshishunfengshunshui!zhidaoyouyitian。nanrenyuqishenchenduitashuo,“laopo,woshengzhile。”shenzhanggejidong,“zou!wojinipeiliangbaoma!”“kenengdepeilaosilaisihuobinli。”“zheimegui?nishengdaoshenmeweizhi?”“zongzhengcaituanzongcai。”shenzhangge:“@#&%¥……!”wocao!?shuohaodexiaobailianrensheni?...
wenyan,shenzhanggejingtidihoutuiyibu。
“干嘛?”
zongzhengyueshudiqishen,zhuazhutadeshouwanyibalaleguolai,qiangshidijiangtafangdaozaichuangshang,jugaolinxiawangzheta。
“nini、nikebieluanlai。”shenzhanggehuxiyiping,xintiaofeikuai,jinzhangdiwangzheshangfangdenanren。
“shenzhangge,youxiehuawozhishuoyici,nitinghaole。”zheishizongzhengyuediyicihantadequanming,tayuqiwubiyansuerrenzhen。
shenzhanggetaishoushizhetuileyixiata,quemeinengbatatuikai。
zhuanshuyutadeduteqixi,qiangshijiangtazhongzhongbaoweizhu,mingmingyongdeshitongyikuanmuyulu,ketashenshangsanfademuyuluxiangqiquegewaihaowen,xiangqibuyoufenshuodiqinzhanletadebiqiang,ganraozhetadanaodeyunzhuan。
zhijixideshijian,shenzhanggedesixubiandeyouxiehundun,wangzheyanqianzheizhangjingzhijuemeiderenshengongfendelianpang,youqishineishuangchongmanqinlvexingdeshenkaseyanmou,xiangyigerangrenzhiyaoduishangbianwufataolidexuanwo。
tadongledongchun:“ni……xiangshuoshenme?”
“wozhidaonixinlishikedouxianghewolihun,buguo……”zongzhengyuetingdunlejimiao,sihuzaixindigaibianleshenmejueding,shoulianleqianglieyapogandeqichang。
jiezhetahuanhuandao:“suishuoyikaishiwogennijuxinghunli,shanhunlingzheng,shiweilezuoxijiguxiankan。kewobushibantuerfeideren,jiranchuyanzheichangxile,jiuxiyaozuoquantao,xiwangniyeshiruci,jizhulema?ng?”
shenzhanggetingzhe,batazheifanhualijiewei:zheihunbushijueduibunengli,ershitamuqianhaibudasuanli,dengtanilezheichangxi,jiuhuizhudongtuichang(lihun)le。
chenmobanshang:tawenleju:“nigaibuhuishi……gayba?”
jiehunzhengshangxianshitayijingershijiusui,zheizhongdingjiyouzhidenanren,ruobushigay,zenmekenengmeiyouduixiang!
dingshitajiazhangbeisixiangfengjian,tayoubuganmaoxiangongkaichuju,zhenghaojiandaotazheigedaomeidanhuosulinglezheng,xianzaisizhuazhebufangle。
“……”zongzhengyuedelianpangyihei,hunshensanfachunengdongsirendebinghanqixi。
jiantabushuohua,liansetieqingzhe,shenzhanggeziyiweicaizhongle。
tajixushuo:“suanle,woxianzaiyebuhenjia,bujizhezhaodierchun;ernijiarengujicuinijiehuncuidetingjinde,nibaitianbangwojiewei,wojiudangshibaodani,zanshipeihezuonidetongqi,dengniyouyongqixiangjiarengongkaichujule,womenzailihun。”
“haiyou,xianshuohao,nikebiexiangpianwoshenghaizi,yidanwofaxianhuaiyun,limadadiao!”tingleyixia,shenzhanggexuezhetadeyuqi:“jizhulema?ng?”
“tongqi”jishigaydeqizi。
shenzhanggezaiwangshangjianguohenduopianhungaydelizi,suoweidepianhungay,jiushigayzhuangchengzhengchangnanrenhenvrenjiehun,dengdaonvrenshengxiahaizi,gayjiukaishilengbaoli,buzaiheqizitongfang,gengguofendebiqizijingshenchuhu,qianghaizi,huozhegaygongrandainanpengyouhuijiacijiqizi。
“wobushigay!”zongzhengyueyaozhehoucaoya,conghoulonglijichubinglengdehua。
沈长歌不说话了。
xianranjuedejiusuantabushigay,kenengshiqitafangmiandewenti;burantadouershijiule,zheimeyouxiuquemeiyouduixiang,rujincaolvshanhunyouzhiyibukenli。
肯定有问题!
这么一想……
该不会是有隐疾吧。
zongzhengyuewangzhetashenseguaiyidexiaolian。
taliansemodibingchenlexialai:“shenzhangge!”
“shenme?”shenzhanggexiayishitaiqitou,nongzhangjiemaopuzhayixia,chunbanjiubeinanrenhenhenwenzhu:“wu……?”
chenzhetajinglengdekongxi,nanrenqingyiqinruletadelingdi。
shenzhanggecongmeiyoubeirenzheibanwenguo。
tagenguxiantanlianaishi,dingduorangguxianwenyixiatadelianjiahuozheetou,guxiancengxiangguowentadechun,ketaxinliyouxiepaichi,meirangguxiandecheng。neishitahaixiangguo,huoxudengjielehun,jiubuhuikangjule……
jintian,zheigenanrenwenletaliangci,ketaxinlibingbufanganhuozhebushufu。
shenzhi——xinshoucundeshenzhanggehenkuaibeizheigenanrenwendeqihunbasu,naozisijiwufasikao。
dangran,mougenanrenyeshixinshou,buguozaizheifangmiantasihutianfuyibing,wushizitong。
……
——第二天。
shenzhanggexinglai,xiguanxingkanleyiyanshijian。
十二点四十五分。
tajingdemengcongchuangshangtiaoqi,shentidesuantongrangtarenbuzhutonghengchusheng。
henkuaixiangqizuowandeshi,shenzhanggeyaoyamaleju:“qin、shou!”
“ng?”nanrendichenweiyandesangyinxiangqi。
shenzhanggeheleyidatiao,zheicaikandaonanrenshenshangzhiweiletiaoyujin,jiuzhanzaichuangbianliangsanbuwai,tasihugangxiwanzaocongyushichulai,shenshangdeshuiguangyinyinkejian。
“!!!你……”
taganmangshouhuimuguang,ditoukanleyanziji,haihao,shenshangchuanzheyijianshuipao。
xiangdaozuowantaduizijizuodeshi,shenzhanggeyouyaoyaqiechimaleju:“yi、guan、qin、shou!”
zongzhengyuezouguolai,shuangshouchengzhechuangkaobei,qiangshidijiangtakunyushuangbeijian:“wobuguoshiyongshijixingdong,zhengmingwobushigay。”
shenzhanggejinzhangpingxi,houbeijintiezhechuangkaobei,qituhezheigenanrenjinlianglakaijuli。
“gayyekeyishishuangxinglian。”
“nishiduiwozuowandebiaoxianbumanyi?”
“dui!landewanquannabuchushou。”
shenzhanggeshuowanzheihua,jiufeisuwanxiashenzixiangcongtayexialiuzou。
keximougenanrendedongzuobitahaiyaokuai,dazhangqingyikouzhutadeshoubei,jizhuailehuilai。shenzhanggeyigemeiwenzhu,shuaidaozaishenhoudechuangshang,jiyaodewuheirupuzhangfayouxielingluandipiluozaichuangshang,jiaoyanmiren。
zongzhengyuedanxiguizaichuangshang,zhijiejishenzhanggelailegechuangdong。
huanchengbiedenanrenbeishuo,kendinghenshangnanxingzunyan,kezongzhengyueyidianerdoubunao。
zhijuezongzhengyuezhangkouyaoshuoshenmebuhaodehua,shenzhanggehonglelianshituwuzhutadezui。
zongzhengyuedeshentilvewanghoukao,bikaitaxiangwuzhezijizuibadexiaoshou,ranershenzhanggeyegenzhewanqishangbanshen,xiangbatadezuibawudegengjin。
taqinghandeyanmouweimiqi,dazhangezhushenzhanggeshuangshoudeshouwan,lingyizhishouwozhetadeyao,daizhetazaichuangshanggunleliangquanhou,shentiyazhizheta,balianmaizaitadebozijian。
ruci,jiexialaitayaoshuodehua,tayewufazuzhile……
妻子迷上流浪猫,我提离婚后她悔疯了
作者:小桐桐
栏目:都市
落红坠不迟留
作者:好昀年年
栏目:都市
顾总,夫人想跟你离婚很久了
作者:木千
栏目:都市
我和你就是偶遇,你别强娶啊
zuozhe:withegg
栏目:都市
沈念秋陆学义
作者:沈念秋陆学义
栏目:都市
生吃女友后,我疯了
作者:明月为弑
栏目:都市