liuhaizhongshazhushiyiweiputongdenianqingren，zaikafeilidenongchadexiaoshuo《siheyuan：erdayeshengpingzuihaozhurenweile》zhong，tayiwaifaxianzijiyongyoulechaonengli。congcizhihou，tatashangleyiduanchongmanmaoxianhetiaozhandelvcheng，yuxieeshilidouzheng，baohushijiedeanquan。zheibudoushishenghuoxiaoshuojiangdailingduzhejinruyigechongmanjingxihezhenhandegushishijie，zijishiwujigong，liuhaizhongshiliujigonglianggeyinyinhaishiyouxiejingzhengde，zenmezheiweijintianlaizhaozijile。buguozijiyebuxuta，zijisuishuoshiwujigong，danshiziji……。
“yizhonghainizheihuashuodekejiudacuotecuole，laohuadoushuoshibiesanridangguamuxiangkan。”
“zanmenzheishixinshehui，dajiadouzainulijinbu，nikebunengshouzhejiusixiangyichengbubian，zheikebushizaizanmensiheyuan，nixianggaofengjiandajiazhangneiyitaokebucheng。”
“niranglonglaotaitaidangquanyuandelaozuzong，zaiwoyanlinijiushihaixianggaofengjianfupi，longlaotaidangcixinizaibeihouxietianziyilingzhuhou。”
“nizheizhongsixiangkeshihenweixiande，woshizaijiuni，nifeidanbulingqing，zenmehaizaichanglidajiwodexuexijijixingni？”
“wokannidaodeshangyouxiaci，niyihou......”
liuhaizhongshuohuashengyinyuelaiyueda，maozitongyangkoudeyeyuelaiyueda。
yizhonghailenghandouxialaile，ganjinwuzhuliuhaizhongdezuiburangtazaishuoxiaqule。
yaoshibabaoweikederenzhaolai，takejiuzhendechibuledouzhezoule。
“laoliuwobujiushishuoleliangjuma？”
“nikanniyouji，dabulewojinidaoqianhaibuchengma？”
“zaishuopaokaishishibutan，nijiuyidianwentidoumeiyouma？”
liuhaizhongduiyizhonghaineiyitaodaodebangjiadehuazaojiutingnile，youxieshengqidehoudao：“paokaishishibutan，neiwotannilaomua！”
“nigeyoudangyoulideweijunzi，jiushineixieanmenzidoubiniqiang。”
“genwozheizhuangshenmedaweibalang。”
yizhonghaitingwanzhijuedeyanjingyizhenfaheitouyoudianfayun，congchushengdaoxianzaitadoumeishouguozheiweiqu。
“nijianzhibukeliyu，rumubiye。”
liuhaizhongtingwanbunufanxiao：“yo~yo~，haijiwozhuaishangwenyanwenle。”
“zheishiqiaobushangzanwujijiejishizenmezhe？”
yizhonghaiyegubudetimiandao：“niyebiejiwokoumaozi，zheidoushiwowanshengxiade。”
“niyaoshigeyemenganbuganhewodadu。”
yizhonghaishuowanyanjingyizhuanjishangxinlaidao：“duninengbunengdangshanglingdao。”
“niyaoshinengdangshanglingdao，siheyuandeyidayeyerangnidang，woweinimashoushizhan。”
“lingwaiwozaipeiniyiqiankuaiqian。”
liuhaizhongyitingbuyoudexiaodao：“neiyaoshishuleni？”
“yihousiheyuandedashixiaoqingnijiudetingwode，lingwaiwoyebuyaonipeiwoyiqiankuaiqian，zhiyaonidangzhequanyuandelaoshaoyemenjiwopeilidaoqianjiucheng。”
“呵呵！”
“laoyinihaitingdafanga，zhidaowojialimeiqian，zheishizhaojiekouxiangyaozhiyuanwoyixiaa！”
“laoliuniyebiechengkoushezhili，shigeyemenjintiannijiujigetongkuaihua。”
“yemenwokendingshiyemen，zankendingbuxiangmourenhuoledabanbeiziliangehaizidoumeiyouhaidesuanjibierenyanglao。”
“zhidaodeshiyemen，buzhidaodehaiyiweiniyanvbannanzhuangni？”
lunzuiduliuhaizhongqianshikeshizuanwangzhe，yimiaowupen，yizhonghaidaoxinghaichadeyuanni。
liuhaizhongqideyizhonghaizhiqiarenzhong，xiaozheshuodao：“yebieshuozanqifuni，yigeyuezhineiwoyaoshidangbushangchejianzhurendousuanwoshu。”
liuhaizhongshuowanyebuguanzaifengzhonglingluandeyizhonghai，liuxiayigebeiyingzouxiangleduangongchejian。
yizhonghai：“bu，zheibushizhende。”
bgm：xuehuapiaopiao，beifengxiaoxiao......
laidaoduangongchejian，lanjianguoganjinxiaozheyingshanglaidao：“shifuzayang？”
“zanmenneishudeshishibushichengle？”
liuhaizhongmanlianshenmideshuodao：“xinliyoushujiuxingle，didiao。”
“dangxinqunzhongliyouhuairen，daochuxuanyangxiaoxinzanmendaozuiyazifeizoule。”
lanjianguotingwanyouxiehoupa，xiaoxinyiyikanzhezhouweiyoumeiyourentoutingzijiheshifushuohua。
liuhaizhongkanzhelanjianguodeyangzibuyouxiaodao：“wenzhongdianpingshixianggelaoganbuside，zenmexianzaiwenbuzhule。”
lanjianguotingwanbuhaoyisideshuodao：“shifuneiyiyangma？”
“ruguozheishichenglezanmendounengjinbu，shaofendouhaojinian。”
“shifunishuorangwozenmewen？”
liuhaizhong：“xingle，anxingongzuoquba！”
“youhaoshishifuhainengwanglenibucheng。”
liuhaizhongshuowanbaibaishoujiuzouxianglewangyuanchaogongzuodedifang，congdoulitaochuyihedaqianmen，diguoquyigen：“laowangguolaiyoushiheniliaoliao，youkongba！”
wangyuanchaotaitouyikanshiliuhaizhong，pingshizijisuiranhetaditoubujiantaitoujiande，danyezhishidiantouzhijiao，meiyoushenmetaishendejiaoji。
zijishiwujigong，liuhaizhongshiliujigonglianggeyinyinhaishiyouxiejingzhengde，zenmezheiweijintianlaizhaozijile。
buguozijiyebuxuta，zijisuishuoshiwujigong，danshizijisangeerzi，gegezhengqi。
laodawangjianshezaibuduidangbinggangzhuanyedaoyagangchangsijiban。
laoerwangjianjunzaiyagangchangbaoweike，laosanwangjianguozhongzhuanshenggangbiyezijijiuzhaoguanxijiluozaileyagangchang，qunianyeganggangzhuanzheng。
zhiyoulaosiwangyuhuarangtayouxiefachou，xiangdaozheiliwangyuanchaoyeyinyinyouxiehouhuitaijiaoguantale。
duwanchuzhongmeikaoshanggaozhongjiuyizhizaijialishayebugan，zhishengxiayangbiaole，jianbunengtishoubunengkang。
zhishisuizhesuishuyuelaiyueda，daolexiangkandenianling。
meipokanlezijijiaguinvzhangxiangzhiyaotou：“nijiaguinvzhangdeyoudianxianggushihoudewuyanniangniang，zhaoduixiangzheishiyoudiannan，dejiaqian！”
wangyuanchaogangkaishiyitingmeiposhuozijijiaguniangzhangdexiangniangniang，haiyiweizheishizaikuazijijiaguinini。
houlaiyidatingcaizhidaomeipozheishibianxiangshuozijijiaguniangzhangdechouni。
weiciwangyuhuahainanguolehaozhangyiduanshijian，jiulianzuixihuanchidedabaimantoudafeiroudoubuzaichile。
weicizijiyiqijiufangchuhuaqu，zhiyaoqutajiaguniangbudanbuyaocaili，haijianpaigongzuo。
buzhengmantouzhengkouqi，wangyuanchaobenyiweizheizhongyouhoudetiaojianfangchuqulaishangmentiqindehaibudetapozijijiamenjian。
meixiangdaodenglelianggeyuecailaileyigeshangmentiqinde，tuorenyidatingcaizhidaoshigeliumanghunzi，haishigeerhun。
wangyuanchaonashoudelezheige，zhijiedaishanglianggeerzibashangmentiqindexiaozihenhenshoushileyidun。
zheijianshichuanchuquzhihou，jiuzaimeiyourenlaitamenjiatiqinle，weicilaowangzheixierizishanglelaohuole。
tingdaoliuhaizhongxiangyaozhaozijitan，daodiyaokankanzheilaoxiaozihululimaideshenmeyao。
dangtingdaoliuhaizhongxiangyaohezijijieqinjiadeshihou，wangyuanchaodediyifanyingjiushi：“niyadeshibushizaidouwo。”
“laowangwoshirenzhende，wojialaoerliuguangfujinnianershiyedaosuishule，zhenghaonijiaguniangyezhengzhaorenxiangkan。”
“zheibujiushichuanshuozhongdeyuanfenma？”
kanzheliuhaizhongbuxiangkaiwanxiaodeyangzi，wangyuanchaoyouyuleyixiashuodao：“huashizheimegehua，kewojiaguniangzhangdedequeyouxie......”
kanzhewangyuanchaoyouxieweinandebiaoqing，liuhaizhongdaduantashuodao：“laohuadoushuoquqiquxian，hebizaiyineixiexijie。”
“zaishuozanmendoushiyigechejiangongzuodegongyouzhigenzhidi，guanxigengjinyibuzheiyesuanshiyizhuangmeitanbushima？”
wangyuanchao：“lishizheimegeli，zhiyaohaizimennengcheng，woyuanxianshuoguodehuajueduisuanshu。”
“buyaocaili，woshoulihaiyouyigegongzuomingeyejinierzi。”
liuhaizhong：“younizheijuhuajiuxing，nijiayuhuashenmeshihouyoushijianzanmenanpaitamenlianggejianjian。”
wangyuanchaoyouxieyihuodewendao：“shaqingkuang，zenmeganjuenibiwohaiji。”
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