四合院：开局让聋老太搬家滚蛋卿子云墨仙-著

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baokuanxiaoshuo《siheyuan：kaijuranglonglaotaibanjiagundan》，zhujiaoshilipinganyizhonghai，shuyuchuanyuezhongshengleixingdexiaoshuo。qingziyunmoxianyiqichusedewenbihejingcaidejuqingfazhan，jiangduzhedairuyigezhenshiyouluojideshijie。zheibenshuyinrenrusheng，renwuxingxiangliti，feichangermuyixin。zhideyidu！【guwushu-chujiquanfapian：guwushushiwoguojiqiannianlishizhongjileixialaidewushumibao，jibaijiazhisuozhang，……

精彩章节

“继续抽奖！”

lipinganfenpeiwanshuxingdianhou，zaicipobujidaidejinxingercichoujiang。

yibaidian【qingxuzhi】jinjiezhexiaoshibujian。

【ding！gongxinihuode「guwushu-chujiquanfapian」！】

【guwushu-chujiquanfapian：guwushushiwoguojiqiannianlishizhongjileixialaidewushumibao，jibaijiazhisuozhang，weilijuda！chuquanfapianzhiwai，haiyouzhangfapian，tuifapian，daofapian，qiangfapiandengdeng！dengjifenwei：chuji，zhongji，gaojihezongshijisizhong！】

lipingankanwanguanyu【guwushu】dejieshaohou，buyoudediandiantou。

bukuishixitongchupinbishijingpinnei！

xiangbudao，jinjinshiyige【guwushu】，jiuyouzheimeduodezhonglei。

yucitongshi，lipinganganjuedaozijidenaohaizhongchuxianlegezhongguanyuquanfadejiyi，tayezidongdelingwuxuehuile。

yinianduoyiqian，ganggenzheluotaodangjingweiyuandeshihou，luotaocengjingjilipinganzhaoleyigeshifulianxigongfu。

zheiyinianyilai，lipinganzaimeiyoujiezhuxitongdeliliangxia，chengweihegedejingweiyuan，yeshiyinweixuexilezheixiegongfu。

xianzailipinganjianghuodede【guwushu】hezijicengjinglianxiguodegongfuxiangbi，fajuezhei【guwushu】dedangcigaodekebuzhiyidian，xiangjiaoeryan，tacengjingxuedeneixiegongfujiugenzainaozhewaneryiyang。

轰……

lipinganpingqiningshen，turanxiangqianshenchuleyiquan。

erbianjingranyinyinyouleyisiqibaodeshengyin，tongshiyimiwaiguazaiqiangshangdebizi，jingranturandiaoluolexialai。

这是拳劲！

suiranhenweiruo，danquequeshishishiquanjing！

xiangbudao，jinjinyige【chujiquanfapian】jiunengyouciweili，ruguoshidaogaojipian，huibuhuirangzijibianchengyiquanchaorennei！

lipingandakaixitongmianban，limianyefashenglebianhua。

【宿主：李平安】

【精神：9】

【力量：10】

【速度：9】

【体质：8】

【nengli：「guwushu-chujiquanfapian」】

【xitongkongjian：2lifang】

【情绪值：80点】

……

“ge，nizaiganmana？nibuhuizaipianwoheniangba？”xiaoyuebuzhiheshitingdaoledongjing，laidaolechufangmenkou。

“wopiannimenshenmele？”lipinganmolemoxiaoyuedenaodaiwendao。

“dangranshipianwomen，nihuizuofandeshiqinga！buran，nidoujinlaizheimeyidahuierle，zenmehaizaizheilifadainei！”xiaoyuebailelipinganyiyan。

“wopianmeiyoupianni，nidengyihuierbujiuzhidaolema！xingle，kuaichuqu，biezaizheiliaishouaijiaode！”lipinganmeihaoqideshuodao。

jiangxiaoyuehongchuquhou，lipingankanlekanmianqiandeshicai。

“jintianjiuxiandunyizhiji，ranhouzaizuoyigemapodoufuba！”

zuoweitamenjiadetuanyuanfan，biyaodeyishihaishiyaoyoude。

lipinganhenshuliandejiangjichulileyixia，jiezhefangruxiangye，guipidengdunzhuliao，youfangrumogudenggezhongshicai，kaishidunzhu。

henkuai，neizuirenderouxiangbiancongchufanglimianchuanlechulai。

xiayike，xiaoyuedexiaonaodaibianshenlejinlai，yibianxiuwen，yibianxiangshoudebishangleyanjing。

“wa！haoxianga！ge，nidundeji，zhendehaoxianga！woxianzaidouyijingrenbuzhushangquyaoyidakoule！”

pinganniangyehaoqidezouleguolai，daliangleyixiachufang，manyidediandiantou，“pingana，nizhendemeiyoupianniang，nizuofandeshouyibiniangdouhao！nibushizaibuduilishidangjingweiyuanma？zheizuofandeshouyishishenmeshihouxuede？”

lipinganyibianqiedoufu，yibianjieshi，“wozheiyeshigenzhetuanlidechuzixuede，tahaikuajiangwohenyouzuofandetianfennei！”

“xingle，genibieshuohuale，woganjuezijideduzidouyaoebianle！”xiaoyueliuzhekoushui**dao。

lipinganwunaideyaoyaotou，“haohao，wojiakuaisudu！nixianshoushiyixia，zhunbeichifan！”

xiaoyueheniangyiqiqushoushizhuozi，lipinganzekaishi**mapodoufu。

jiangguozhongjiaruyouhou，hongyanyandedoubanjiangfangruguozhong，zaigaowenchaozhixia，doubanjiangdexiangweibeiwanquandejifachulai，guozhongyebiandehuohongyipian，zaijiashang**nendedoufu……

“haoxiang，haoxiang！woganjuejinjinwenzhezheixiangwei，wodounengchiyidawanfan！”xiaoyueyoutanlandexiuwenzhexiangweizoulejinlai。

zailipinganzuofandetongshi，neiyourendexiangwei，touguochuanghumimanlezhenggehouyuan。

刘家。

“haoxiang，zhendeshihaoxianga，zheishisheijiazaidunjinei？”liujialaosanliuguangfudakaimen，tanlandexiuwenzhongkongqizhongchuanlailezhenzhenrouxiang。

“hainengshishei！lipinganjiabei！wozaoshangwokedoukanjianle，tadabaoxiaobaodelinhuilaibushaodongxi，youshiji，youshiroude！”laoerliuguangtianyongshoucalecazuijiaodekoushui。

“zheiyizhonghaitamenqianjiaobeizhuazou，talipinganhoujiaojiuzaijialidachidahede，zheiyidingshiguyide！”erdamacuileyikou，mianqiandexiancaigedashunjianbuxiangle。

liuhaizhongwenyan，lianlikejiulalexialai，“xu……nixiaodiansheng！xianzailipingankebuhaore！”

“die，niang，woxiangchirou！nimennengbunengqujieyidian？”liuguangfuhenghengjiji。

“zou！niangjiniqujie！zicongtadielilaoshizouhou，zanjiayebushaobangtamenjia，yegairangtamenhuibaole！”erdamashunshouchaoqilejializuidadewan。

“zhanzhu！”liuhaizhonglengzhelianjiaozhuleerdamaheliuguangtianxiongdiliang，“yaoshinimenjuedebishazhuhaikangzou，neinimenjiuqu！wojuebulanzhe！”

“zhei……”erdamatamensangemaiqidejiao，tingzailebankongzhong。

“die，woshizaichandebuxingle，nengbunengrangwochidiannidechaojidan？”liuguangfujianchirouwuwang，youkanxiangleliuhaizhongmianqiandepanzi。

“gun！nigexiaotuzaizi，zuizenmeneimechannei？xiaoxinwonapidaichouni！”liuhaizhongzuoshiyaojiepidai。

dunjidexiangwei，piaopiaosansanhenkuailaidaoleqianyuanyanjia。

嗅……嗅……

yanjiekuangshenzhangdebizi，liuzhekoushuikudao，“niang，woyaochirou！”

sandamawenzhexiangwei，tunyanleyidakoukoushui，“yidingshilipinganjiazaidunjinei！nirangnidiequjinijiedianqu！”

yanjiefangyaoyaotou，“ciliu……diemeiyouzaimenkou！tashuochunhuaniangjiadejishenglelianggejidan，taqujiebanwanchaojidanhuilai！”

“chaojidan，yaozaipeishangdunji，neiyidinghenhaochi！”sandamazhijiejiangshouliheihuhudewotoudiujinlewanli，shenshounaguolaizijiadehaiwan，“nimendengzhe，niangjinimenjiequ！”

“taihaolou！jintiannengchidunjilou！”yanjiefangxiongdilianggeyibengsanchigao。

sandamaduanzhehaiwan，yiluzouguozhongyuan，laidaohouyuan。

咚咚咚……

qiaoxianglelipinganjiademen。

“pinganniang，nimenzaijiadunjideba？wozaiqianyuandouwendaole！hehe，woguolaiyemeishenme，jiushixiangjiebanzhijichi！”