四合院：开局先让聋老太太挪挪窝破键盘-著

小说简介

xiaoshuo《siheyuan：kaijuxianranglonglaotaitainuonuowo》，jingdianlaixi！xuchenguangheyuzhushishulidezhuyaorenwu，yeshizuozhepojianpanjingxinsuochupinde，yueduwuguanggaobanbengengjiajingcai，jianjieruxia：xuchenguangyaotoukuxiao，xitongaxitong，nikeshibawohaicanle，gujixianzaiwozaibierenyanlijiushigeerlengziba。……

精彩章节

weilefangbianxuchenguang，zhoujianxinteyizhunbeileyixieluobubaicaitudouzhileidefangzaijiaoluoli，hairangrenjixuchenguangsongleyibaikuaifengwomeiheyigexinluzi，yiqieshoushituodangzhihou，zhoujianxincaidalegezhaohuhuichangliqushangbanle。

longlaotaitaiyizhiheizhelianzuozaiwaimiankanzheliangrenshoushifangjian，zhoujianxinlikaizhihoucaizhanweiweidejinlewu，zaiyizishangzuoxia。

“老太太，有事吗？

xuchenguangsixiaofeixiaodekanxianglonglaotaitai。

“meishashi，zheifangzilaotaitaiwozhuleshijinian，youganqingle，zheihuranbeiganzou，xinlibudejingera，xiaohuozi，yihouyaoshimeishenmeshi，nengbunengrangtaitaiwohuilaizuozuo？bijingzheimeduonianle，xiguanle。”

longlaotaitaihualidaicidao。

“hehe，laotaitai，anlishuoni，ninzheiyaoqiubuguofen…”

“neilaotaitaijiuxiexienile。”

longlaotaitaisuanpandadehao，daoshihouyidaofandianjiushangmen，nigexiaotuzaiziganzhanwodefangzi，wojiuganlaishangni。

“laotaitai，womeishuowanni，ninzheiyaoqiuandaolishuobuguofen，danshiwobutongyi，shouxian，ninbushibeiganzou，ershidiaozheng，bijingnindeyanglaorenzaishenbianyegengfangbian，qici，ninyinggaitingshuole，woshouguoshang，daoxianzainaodailihaiyouyimeidanpianmeiquchulai，yishengshuoworuguoshoudao**，suishikenenghuizuochuweibeizijiyiyuandeshi。”

xuchenguangqingxiaodao：“wanyidaoshihoubuxiaoxinshangleninlaorenjia，kejiushiwodezuiguole，bijingnineizhanglaolianjiwode**youdianda。”

“ni…hehe，meishi，wolaotaitaitudoumaixiongkoule，yaozhenxiangnishuode，jiushiwolaotaitaideming…”

huayinweiluo，xuchenguangyibajiangzhuozixianfei，jishijinzhongdeshimuzhuoziqingpiaopiaodefeiqilai，zailonglaotaitaishenbianshuaidefensui，fenfeidemuxiesijian，longlaotaitaicuoshoubujibeihedexianghouyiyang，lianshangdoubeimuxiehuachulejidaoxuehen。

“**delaochusheng…bushi，laotaitaiwofanbingle，nikuaizou！”

xuchenguangshuangmuxuehong，zuoshouzhuazhuzijideyoushou，haoxiangzaigentineidelingyigezijibodouyiban。

longlaotaitaimeixiangdaoxuchenguangshuofanbingjiufanbing，niaodouhechulaijidi，lianshangdexuedougubudeca，zhuzheguaigunfeikuaidepaolechuqu，neixiaojiaodaotengde，dounengcanjiayundonghuile。

“ding，jiancedaosuzhuheniaolonglaotaitai，jilonglaotaitaizaochengsanjixinliyinying，huodexunshouzhi300。”

longlaotaitaitaozoudetongshi，xuchenguangnaohaizhongyexiangqilexitongdeshengyin。

原来是这么玩啊！

xuchenguangpinchudianyisile。

“xitong，sanjixinliyinyingshishenmeyisi？”

“suzhuzaishoushiqinshoushihuigenjuyanzhongchengduduiqinshouzaochengxinliyinying，yijizuidi，shijizuigao，butongjibiehuodedexunshouzhichanshengxiangyingdengjidebaojibeishu，qiebutongqinshousuochanshengdejichuxunshouzhiyebutong，bingfeiguding。”

yejiushishuo，shoushimeigeqinshouchanshengdexunshouzhishibutongde，erzaochengxinliyinyingshihuichanshengewaidexunshouzhi…

xuchenguangruoyousuosidedianlediantou，kanlaigangcaizheiyixiayoudianqinga，caisanjixinliyinying，nandaoshilonglaotaitaidanzida？

xuchenguangyouxiebumanzijigangcaidebiaoxian，wunaideyaoleyaotou。

ganzoulelonglaotaitai，xuchenguangzheicaiyouxinqingzixidaliangzhezheijianwuzi，mianjibuxiao，beigechengleliangjian，yijiandangzuoketing，lingyijianshiwoshi，woshiliyijingbeibankongle，jiushengxiayizhangtukang，qitadongxidoubeilonglaotaitaijiaorenbanzoule。

haozaizhoujianxinbangmangjizhunbeilebeiruzhentouheguowanpiaopendengjibendeshenghuoqiju，couhezhushimeiwentide。

buguomafandeshimeiyouchuiju，jiuyigeluziyezuobulefana。

longlaotaitaiyebuzhidaoduoshaonianmeizijikaiguohuole，chifandoushiqubierenjiaceng。

danshi，buguanshiqianshineigeguhuijihuwailaohaishiyuanshenzuoweiyimingjunren，hainengchibushangyikourehufanle？

xuchenguangfanghaoxingliguanmenluosuo，beizheshoushishiranzoulechuqu，dasuanchuqumaidianroucaishenmede。

laidaogongxiaoshe，xuchenguanghaoqidesixiadaliangleyiyan，kandaoqiangshangguadeneige“jinzhiwuguoudaguke”depaizibuyouzuolezuoyahuazi。

时代特色啊！

“tongzhinihao，yaodianshenme？”

yinweixuchenguangshenshangchuandehaishijunzhuang，suiranmeiyoulingzhangjianzhang，danyikanjiushizhengerbajingzhishideyifu，genshimianshangchangjiandeputongjunzhuangbutong，suoyishouhuoyuanduixuchenguanghaisuanshikeqi，shenzhihaizhudongkaikouwenxuchenguangyoushenmexuyao。

“nihaotongzhi，woxiangmaiyikouguo，xiaodiandejiuxing，haiyoucaidaocaiban、shaoshuideliaohu，youyanjiangyouzhileidediaoweipin，xuyaoduoshaoqianhepiao，nizijina，wogangzhuanyehuilai，butaidong。”

xuchenguangcongdoulinachuqianheyidabapiaojufangzaizhuoshang，tashizhenbudong。

yuanshenyizhizaibudui，suirangongzijiashanggezhongjintiebushao，danshigenbenmeiyouhuaqiandedifang，zuiduojiushimaibaoyan，difangshangqianpiaoshigeshenmeqingkuangtacongyuanzhudejiyiliyemeizhaodao。

zheixieqianpiaohaishidukaijiangjitade，shuoshizheixienianbangxuchenguangzandegongzipiaojudouyiqijitale，yefangbiantarihoudeshenghuo。

shouhuoyuanheleyitiao，danjianxuchenguangyiliandezhencheng，youtingshuoshizhuanyehuilaide，taidudunshiyouhaolejifen。

“tongzhininshaodeng，woqujininqu。”

shouhuoyuanmalidequlailexuchenguangyaodedongxi，zijicongxuchenguangnachulaideqianpiaolianjiaqianqulejizhang，zijihaidaleliangfenqiandelingtou。

“wohaixiangmaidianrou，zheiliyouma？”

xuchenguanghuanshiyiquan，meikandaoyoushucaishengxianzhileidedongxi，jibendoushixiefushipin。

“buhaoyisitongzhi，womenzheibumairou，buguoyougongsheheshengchanduijimaidejiya，ninxuyaoma？”

“要！多少钱？”

徐晨光眼前一亮。

“muji1.1yijin，gongjibamaoyijin，yazikannianfen，buguoxianzaidoushidangniandeyazi，muya1.8yijin，gongya1.5yijin。”

“youduoshao，wobaoyuanle。”

徐晨光豪气道。

yinweigangcaikandaoxuchenguangtaoguoqian，shouhuoyuandangranbuhuijuedetazainaoshi，zhijiedaizhexuchenguangqulehouyuan，zhishibiaoqingyouxieyiweishenzhang。

“…”

kandaohouyuandejiya，xuchenguangzhidaoshouhuoyuangangcaiweishenmeneimekantale。

“bushi，tongzhi，nimengongxiaoshegaiyangzhichangle？”

kanzhehouyuanzuzusipailongzidejiya，shaoshuodeyouersanbaizhi。

“tongzhi，sijiuchengfujinhaojigegongshedouhuilaichenglijimaide，erqiexianzaizhenghaolinjinnianguan，suoyishuliangduolexie，pingshimeizheimeduode。”

售货员忍着笑意道。

“neijiyageshizhiba。”

xuchenguangyukuaiderenlesong，jiangdaoli，tabushimaibuqi，danshimaizheimeduomeiyiyia，dechidaoshashihouqu。

shouhuoyuanyongzhulongzhuanghaojiya，haiyoushandewenyaobuyaobangmangzhaogewobo，xuchenguangbaibaishoujujuele。

dabaoxiaobaodelikaigongxiaoshe，xuchenguangzhaolegemeirendedifang，zhijiejiangsuoyoudongxidoufangjinlesuishenkongjian，zhiliuleyizhijiheyikouguotizaishouli。

该说不说，贼方便。