jiangnansuqianqianshiyiweixunzhaozhenxianghezhengyidenianqingzhentan，zaihuiweixiaodejuzichuangzuodexiaoshuo《shujiabajiaolonggedou，shunshounagejinyaodai》zhong，jiangnansuqianqianpojieleyigegefuzademituan。tongguoyongganhecongmingdetuili，jiangnansuqianqianzhujianjieshichuzhenxiang，bingweishouhaizheshenzhanglegongzheng。zheibudoushishenghuoxiaoshuochongmanxuanyiyujingxi，“wei～suqianqian，yanjingbieluankan，woyaoshanganle！”jiangnanhaoxintixingdao。suqianqianlianseyihong，xiangduojiaoyandetaohua：……jiangyinfaduzheduizhihuihezhengyidesikao。
第14章
shijianguodefeikuai，lasiweijiasiapexchangguan。
xianchangrenshanrenhai，shuwangezuoweigenbenbugou，changguanwai，dapiderenqunweiguanchangwaidedianziping，jianzhengzheichangchaojidazhandechengzhongduishiyishi。
meitimendezhangqiangduanpaojiamanchangguangegejiaoluo，anbaoyijingweizhulechengzhongtai，fangzhiyiwaiqingkuangdefasheng。
quanshijiedemuguangjujiaozaici，quanqiuchaoguoyibaiduogeguojiashishizhuanbo。
huaxiadetiyupindaopaichulejizhexianchangcaifang，jiangnanjideqianshinvzicaoliangjiguanjunzhangweiliduoguan，yangshiyezhishibaodaolejifenzhong。
keneng，zheicihuaxiaheribendedazhanjiezheshijizhizhandedongfeng，xijuanlezhenggeyazhou，naodefeifeiyangyang，zheiyiboshizuchuandeenyuanju，shuangfangduanbingxiangjie，shuihuoburong。
ribenguojiadianshitaipaichumeitiduiwuxianchangzhichixiaobaga，huaxiaziranyeyaoweizijijiadexuanshouzhantai！
xianchangdemeititaiduo，yangshidejizhemeiyouhuayuquangenbenjibujinqu，zhinenggenzhejiangnandaizaixiuxishichongdangqinyoutuan。
dangran，jiangnanchuleyangshihehezuodeespn，tuidiaolesuoyoudemeiticaifang。
heyangshiyiqiguolaidehaiyoulijingliang，zheicipiaojiataigao，lianggeshoutoujieju，zhinengguolaidagezhaohu，suanshiduixianchengnuo。
jiangnanzhidaoqingkuanghou，jilianggeanpaileyigebianjiaoweizhi。
vipshijiao，wuhu～shuangwaiwai！
datingli，shuwanmingguanzhongqihu，fusaidexuanshouyijingkaishichengzhong。
xiuxishi，espnzhunbeipaisheyidangjiangnandejilupian。
zhuchiren：“jiang，wozheilitiaolesangewangyouguanzhudesangewenti，fangbianhuidayixiama？”
江南点了点头。
zhuchirenkaishiwendao：“jiang，shangcideshiqingyijingguoqubangeyuele，henduoufcdexuanshoudouduinibiaodalebuman，qingwennishifouganjuedaobeiguli？”
jiangnan：“tamenshishenmechengfen，woyebuduoshuo！wozhijiangyiju，niumacaihuichengqunjiedui，mengshouzongshiduxing！”
zhuchiren：“jiang，wangyoubijiaohaoqi，zheixietian，sixialinixiangdanadaoqianlema？”
jiangnan：“woshigechengshuderen，zuocuoshiwohuidaoqian？”
zhuchiren：“suoyidaoqianlema？”
jiangnan：“meizuocuoganmayaodaoqian？”
zhuchiren：“zuihouyigewenti，hekukougongsiduizhensaiqianzuixiangduitashuoshenme？”
jiangnan：“danadebeibi，daihaozhentou，shuideshufudian！”
lundaoyangshicaifangle，jialirenjiushihao，wendewentidoubushijianruidehuati。
zhuchiren：“jiangnan，qingwenninshizenmezoushangzonghegedouzheitiaozhiyedaolude？”
jiangnan：“hai～qiongbei！”
qifenfangsonglehenduo，zhuchirenmeixiangdaojiangnanzheimezhibaihuixie。
“jiangnan，guoneihenduorendouzaiyilunnizaiguojiwutaishangbiaoxiandehenzhangyang，youhenduobaobianbuyideyanlun，nizenmekan？”
jiangnan：“kandoubukan！”
“woyexianghaohaoxiangchua，keshizhanzaizheigewutaishangdaibiaolehuaxia！”
“jiuyinweiwomenguojiagedoufazhandechileyixie，waiguorenzongshinachengwangbaikoudelilunlaiqishihuaxia！”
“bierenbuzunzhongwomen，womenyaozunzhongziji，yongzijideshuangquanqudapozhiyiheqishi。”
“zhiyouwomenzheidairendachulaile，houmianhuaxiadexuanshouzaiguowaicainengshourenzunzhong，bushouqifu！”
zhuchirenweiweidongrong，wendao：“zuihouyigewenti，niduizheicibisaiyouxinxinma？”
jiangnan：“dagexiaoribenshounabaqia！”
zhuchirenkuazandao：“haoyangde，youzhiqi！buguozheiduanhuitouwobangnijianle，buranwangluoshanghenduoshengyinhuiyingxiangdaoni！”
jiangnan：“bu，biejian！bo，bubozenmedaxiaoheizidelian！”
zhuchirenhahayixiao，biaoshitongyi，jiezhebiaodalezijideqiwang。
“xiwangnizheicinengyingxiabisai！ruguobunengqusheng，yebuyaoqinei！nideshenhoushishisiyihuaxiaernv。nianqingrenjihuiyouhenduo，congtouzailaibianshi！”
jiangnandiandiantou，caifangjiucijieshu。
datingkaishifeiteng，jiaodianqiju，zhusaiyaokaishijinruchengzhongduishihuanjiele。
jintianzheiyiboliuliang，baidanawanmingbaile，linshitongzhilejiangnandaoshudierchangchuchang，jidiaolelianhezhusaideyemohefeiti。
qianmiandexuanshouchengzhonghuanjiejiaokuai，zhiyouyemohefeitizheizuduijuedanwuledianshijian，henkuailundaojiangnanshangchangle。
jintiandejiangnanshenchuanyishenlixiaolongtongkuanheisewushufu。
jiangnannaohaizhongturanchuanlaishengyin：“ding！xitongchufayinzangrenwu，zaigongkaixunlianshangzhijinglixiaolong！renwujiangli：kaiqifubenranghuaxiagongfuzaiciweida！”
xianchangdezhongjinshuyinlexiangqi，taixiashuwanrennazheshoujipaishe，jitikuangpen：“suanluobubiechi！”
danabiezhuxiaoyi，xinzhonganshuangleyiba！
qiaoluogenkaishijieshao：“huanyingwomenchoumingzhaozhudeshangdizhizui～jiang～nan！”
“huaxiaxiaochou！huaxiaxiaochou！”zhenggedatingrenshengdingfei，xiangshiyaobaqiongdingxianfan，dimiandouzaizhendong。
jiangnandehuaxiaqinyoutuanzaixiuxishidaoxiliangqi，jiangnandeheifentaixiongle，zhongrenbumianyouxiezhandou，zaiguoneinalijianguozheizhenzhang！
jiangnantuodiaoshangyidijisujianguo，pishangleyimianhongqi，kongbuerwanmeidejirouqunrangtaixiachaofengdeshengyinshaolehenduo。
jiangnanzhanshangtaicheng，shuangshouzhankai，wanmeidebianfujixiulechulai。
quanchangyaran！shiqingkaishichaozhebuduijingdedifangkaishifazhanle。
weihexiaochoudexiongdajirucifukua？shangyigenengjianglilianghemeiganxiediaozheimewanmeidehaishilixiaolong！
zheijiroudoulasile，yikanjiuzhidaobushijianshenfangdekejixinrenlei！
buhuibabuhuiba，gaibuhuibeidalianba！
guanzhongxidexinxinyoudiandongyao，meibanfa，lixiaolongzaixifangkeyishuoshijiayuhuxiaodenengda。
zheizhijielaileyigetongkuanshencai，youdianhuanga！haopabeidalian！
jiangnanxialebangcheng，zaiyipangdengdai。
qiaoluogen：“jiang，womendouzhidaonidiyicizhanshangzheimedadewutai，youqishixianchanghaiyouchangguanwaishuwanrendouzaixuni，duiciniyoushenmexiangshuode？”
jiangnan：“wangzheziyouqiming～huaxiazhizijiangnan！”
现场一片狂嘘。
“yanyuan！”“yingdi！”“kouhaiguai！”“dazuiba！”“chuiliangjidiyiren！”
zheishi，lundaoxiaobagakaishishangtai，xianshibiaoyanleyilunjugongdasai，chadianmeijizaizuodegeweidoukeyige。
jiezhe，xiaobagashangcheng，quantouzadepaigugagaxiang，xiachengkaishiduishi。
xiaobagameiyouredu，qiaoluogenzhijielveguocaifanghuanjie。
danazhanzaizhongjianchengkaishuangshou，xiaobagabaiqigedouzishikaishijiejin。
jiangnanshuangshouchadou，sanmandezoujin，zaixiaobagadeduimianzhanding。
jiezhezhuantouchongzheguanzhongxijifengyixiao，gebowanqi，youshoushizhizhixiangxiaobaga。
biaoqingxiangjile《teshushenfen》lidechenzilongxiaoxixidezhizhedashengfa，youyizhongshuobuchudeqingmie。
“hua！”taixiadeguanzhongjile，zheishi**luodexiangtamentiaoxin。
“huazhongquchongdexiaochou！gaisidehuaxialao，nihuobuleduojiule，ufcbushinizheizhongruojinengsayededifang！”
jiuzaidajiajuededuishiyaojieshudeshihou，jiangnanyibapaidiaolexiaobagajiaqidequantou。
xiaobagaqideyaosi，baidanazaibuganzaoci，zhinengbiehonglelian，nuqichongchongdedingzhejiangnan。
qifendunshijinzhangqilai，baidanayongshentidangzuoqianggezailiangrenzhongjian，baoanmenxunsushangtailanzhuliangren。
meitimendeshexiangtouyoushiyizhenbaoshan，zheicaishimeitixiwenlejiandedongxi。
“huaxialao，guolejintiannijiuhuibeidahuiyuanxing！kannizenmexiao？”
“woyijingpobujidaikannibeihenzoudelangbeimoyangle！”
taixiademanmashengjingjiubuxi。
jiexialai，xiaoyinghekangnashangtaichengzhong。
qiaoluogenkaishijieshao：“jiexialaiyazhoudengchangdeshiufcdeguanjun，feiyangbahudekangna·maigeleige！”
renqunqishenghuanhu，fenfenweikangnanahanjiayou。
kangnazoushangtaimianduiguanzhongxi，xiangshixunshilingdideshiwang。
tingxiahou，naxiatoushangdemaozidiurulerenqun，yinqiyizhenbuxiaodesaodong。
jiezhekaishituoquduoyudeyiwu，zhanshangbangchengchenggongguobang，kangnashuangshouzhangkaidahou，quantoudadexiongtangpengpengxiang。
taixiazhangshengleidong，zhichizhemenhuanhuqueyue，yujiangnanneiyiboxingchengqiangliedefanchagan。
kangnashihongdaojizhideliuliangshengti，jiangnanshiheidaojizhideliuliangshengti。
xianchangdehuoreqifen**zhekangnazaodongdeshenjing，kangnazhangzhegebo，kuazhexiaozhangdebufazaitaishanglaihuizoudong。
qitaxuanshouchulejiangnan，wuyibudizhetoujinjianwangzhe，bikaikangnakuangaobaqideyanshen，liandianfengdeyemoyezhinengganbaixiafeng。
jianjiangnanbuniaoziji，kangnadazuiliekai，xiangshiyitouxiongshidingshangleliewu。
“huaxialao，zheilishiwodedipan，jiwoguijudian，guizaidishangtianwodepixie！”kangnachongzhejiangnanpaoxiao。
jiangnanbuju，fankeweizhu，mianselengmodexianggeshashou，danshouchadou，youshoutaiqichaozhekangnagoulegoushouzhi。
“**dezaigoujiaoshenme？beidanachonghuaideboy，xiangyaohewopengyipengma？xianzaihaishibajiaolong？wosuishinenghongnishuijuebeibi！”jiangnanchaofengdao。
“wawu！bukesiyi！kangnahejiangnanduishangle！”quanqiugedazhibojianzhuchirenmailixuanranzheqingxu。
houtaidexiaoying：waimianzheimerenao，fashengleshenme？zenmehaimeirentongzhiwoshangtai！
liangdaliuliangshengtidepengzhuangshunjianyinfagedouquandedizhen。
henduowangyeshangturanbengchuxiangguandetuisongdanmu，xuduoshangbanzukandaohou，toutoudedakailezhibopingtai。
yaoganqilaile！taixiarenquntoupifama，zheishishenmeshenxianchengzhongfabuhui！
xianchangrentouzandong，fenfenjuqishoujixiangyaopaisheyixiejingbaodehuamian。
kangnahejiangnanjihutongbushangqian，toupengtoudingniukaishihupenlajihua。
“wumingxiaozu！niyinggaiqingxingzheishichengzhongfabuhui，fouzelaozihuizaileni！”kangnayanshenxionghan，toubuyonglidingdejiangnanhouyang。
jiangnanshuangshoutuidekangnadaotuilejibu：“meizhongdenaozhong！laishishi，wohuibanizouchengtaipan！kamang～**！”
youmanjiqimayefutiyankazaishou，taqingliangjidexiaokangnaxingma？
buhaoshi，zhendaqilaijiushifuziju，kangnajueduihuibeiwanbao！zheijiushijiangnandediqi！
shuobudinghainengcaizhekangnashangwei，badabufenheiziyibozhuanhong！
meicuo，wanliuliangzheikuai，nazihaizhenderenjiangshifudangzushiye！
jiangnanyaodejiushishunshuituizhou，yitiaoluzoudaohei，rangzijimeiyouyudimeiyouxiaxian，jiexialaidemeiyibudoujiangshishangshengdeguocheng。
xiangbalurenbianchengtiefenhennan，danruoshixiangbalurenbianchengheifenjiujiandanduole！
jiangshifugancuiyiheidaodi，bianchengheima！sheishuozhinengfenzhuanhei，bunengheizhuanfende？
zhiyaonenggaochuqiangliedefancha，xingxiangzhuanbian，heifenshunjianjiushiqianligu！liangjifanzhuanhou，shenzhibitiefenhaitie！
jiuxiangchucirenshimougerenduitachanshengleqiangliedewuhui，zhongjianduitagezhongtuoqimanma，youyitianwuhuijiekai，nihuidaizheqianyizhongxinqushenshi，tashenshangdeshanguangdianyehuibeiwuxianfangda！
zhengsuoweifenglangyueda，yuyuegui！yuwangfangdeyueshen，yujiuyueduo！
zheiyibo，jiangshifuyingmale！
nazihaizaishenmouyuanlv，yiweiyiqiejinzaizhangwo，xiudaoqifei，zhunbeicarryquanchang！
keshinazimeiyouxiangdao，rujindeufcliulianghelurenliuliangdouchenglejiangshifudeheifen，jiadouyaomeile！
taishangdeyiqiedouzaishunjianfasheng，fanyingguolaihou，baidanaheanbaorenyuanyongchulezheibeizizuikuaidebaimisudubaozhuleliangren，xunsulakaijuli。
danabaozhekangnakaishianfu：“lengjing！tingzhekangna，womengedoushiweilemanei，qianwanbuyaochongdongdameiyoumeidaodejia！”
“buyaozaigaoshiqingle，jintiangoubaozhale！jiexialaihaohaodebiaoyanyixiahexiaoyingdeduishikeyima？”
kangnazuibabutingdemanma：“bububu！gaiside！woxianzaihenfennu，woxianzaiyaohuosilehuaxialao！”
danabaozhekangnadetouluquanwei：“bu！lengjingdexiangxiang，kangna！dabademaneizaiwomenmianqian，womenbunenggaozale！woxiangnibaozheng，bisaijieshu，wohuikaichuneigegaisidehuaxialao！”
tingdaomanei，kangnaqingxinglebushao。
“ok！ok！wobuxiangzaijiandaota，rangtagunhuihuaxiazuoqionggui，gaisidehuaxialao！”kangnawunaidefazhelaosao。
baidanaxunsudiaozhenghaoxianchangqifen，jixujinxingchengzhongyishi。
qiaoluogen：“26sheng0fudexianyiqingliangjiguanjun，laizidajisitandekahabi·numangemoduofu！”
xiaoying：zenmehuishi，guanzhonghaoxiangbutaireqing！
xianchangdehuanhushengxixilala，gangcaiqifentaiguozhalie，qingxujiazhilaman。
guanzhongmenhoudetaidasheng，jingdouchaozhejiangnanhezuipaoshiwanle。
xiaoyingkaishishangchang，daizhegaojiasuorendepapakamao，zhanshanglebangchengchenggongguobang，shuqishizhiyaohuang，yebuzhidaoshiyaoyihuihenaxia，haishiyaobiaodaxinyang。
mahagenzaixiaoyingshenhou，mianduirucishengdadechangmianyanshenwuchuanfang，xiangjilegangjinchengdehaizi。
neinian26，229fabuhui，wozhanzherulouluo！
夜师傅：俺也一样！
duishihuanjie，kangnakaishibiaoyan，hexiaoyinghupen，zhuangmozuoyangyaoshangqukaigan。
baobiaolanzhuleliangren，baidanachongzhekangnazhalezhayanjingshiyiyingdishaqing。
采访环节开始！
qiaoluogen：“nvshimenxianshengmen，xinxiandekangnahuilaile！”
“likaileyiduanshijianufc，zaicihuidaobajiaolongshishenmeganjue，zheichangzhandouduinilaishuoyiweizheshenme？”
kangnazhizhexiaoying：“chou**，woyaobadabiansaidaonidenaozili，bierangtawenqilaihenchou！tamadehuilaizhenhao！guowanghuijiale！”
qiaoluogen：“xiexie！zhunihaoyun！mingwanjian！”
jiezhe，qiaoluogenkaishicaifangxiaoying。
“habibu，mingwannijiangzaizheilihanweinideyaodai，zuzhikangna·maigeleige，duiciniyoushenmexiangshuode？”
xiaoyingduizheguanzhongxishuodao：“wozhidaonimenxihuanzheigeren，mingtianwanshangwohuizasuinimendenanhai！xiexiesuoyouzhichikangnadeaierlandefensiheshijiegedidefensi，yinweinimen，bisaideyifasheng！xiexiegewei！mingwan，andstill～”
suoyouhuanjiejieshu，xianchangcaidaipiaoyang，ganbingzhizaodewuqishengteng，wushujiameitideshanguangdengbaoshan，kongzhongdedaxingyaoyaobeishexiangjizhuapaijingcaidejingtou。
qiaoluogenchezhesangzi：“xiexiedajiadepengchang！womenmingtianwanshangjian！”
xuanshoumenzhanzaitaiqian，zhongjinshuyinlezhenfenrenxin，shijiejidedachangmiandansheng！
cishidehuaxia，ganghaoshiguoqingqijian，shijianshishangwu，xuduogedoumizaozaodaizaiguoneidezhuanbopingtai。
jiandaorucishengdadeyimu，shenshangxiansujizeng，nanrendedianfengazheishi！
bieguanjiangnandeguojimingshengyouduocha，zheigewutaishiputongrennengzhanshangqudema？
yebushisuoyouderendouzheimexiang，yeyouhenduoxiaoheizi，zaidanmupipanjiangnan。
“cengliuliangeryi，zuizhonghaibushiyaoshui！”
“diurendiudaoguowaiqule，genwaiguorenzheimezhengzhihuirangrenjiakanbuqi！huaxiarenjiuyinggaibinbinyouli！”
“xiaochoumashangjiuyaoyuanxingbilule，bujiushixiangzhegaodianliuliang，zhuanyibokuaiqianhuiguoyanglaoma？”
zhibojianzhongshuofenyun，bukanhaojiangnandeshengyinyanmeilepinglunqu。
dangchangshuaizhejiangzhengjubaishishi，zhichizhezhinengyakouwuyan，momodezaipingmuqianweijiangnanqidaonengfashengqiji！
meiyounengrangrenxinfudezhanji，duishouyoushichuliangjidiliu，genxiaohaidadarenwuyi！
congsuoyoudefangmianlaikan，yiqielihaokukougongsi，fouzebocaigongsiyebukenengneimegaodebeishu。
xianchangdeshishidongtaizaiquanqiufanweiyinqishuyidepinglun，zhuanzuleyanqiu。
fabuhuichengxiangedoujiebainiannandeyiyudeshengkuang，suoyoudemeitihegedoufensiqidaizhemingwandezuizhongdazhan。
jianjihaolianyejianjihao，xuanshouduishichongtudegezhongshipin，peishangzhenfenrenxindeyinle，huosuzaigedapingtaicuanhong。
youqishiliangdaliuliangshengtixianchangchongtudeshipinguanzhuduzaicilingxianzhenggetiyuquan。
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