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wujingyizaineierpaoxiaozhe，neixinzheshishinanyijieshou。
neixiedalaobanmendouyouxiehuangkongle，tamenshizhenzhengjianshidaoleyebeichendelihai。yigedianhuajiubawujiajibaipingle，tamenyousuandeleshenme？yishijian，tamendoubamuguangluodaolesuhanchendeshenshang，zheishitamenweiyidezhizhule。
ningchengyousidajiazu，fenbieshisujia、weijia、xuejia、qianjia。sidajiazuyeyouqiangruozhifen，paizaitouliangmingjiushisujiaheweijia，yigeyoujinkuang，yigedaililezhongzhoulaobaiganhezhongzhouyaojiu，qixiahaiyouyigeqianzhuang。zheixienianlai，buzhidaoyouduoshaorenduijinkuanghushidandande，quemeiyouyirengandongshou。
yinwei，suhanchendejiefujiushiningchengliushanmendehuizhanghexueming。
这就是底气！
suhanchendingzheyebeichen，wendao：“yebeichen，wujiadeshiqingzhenshinigande？”
“niyaoshibuxin，yekeyishishi！”
“我......”
yebeichendaobeizheshuangshou，jiuzheimeaorandizhanzaineier。congtadeshenshangsanfachulaileyigunanyipidideqishi，yadesuhanchendoukuaiyaotoubuguoqilaile。
这么多人看着呢！
suhanchendelianmianyouxieguabuzhule，baohedao：“yebeichen，niyoushenmehaoniuchade？wogaosuni，nishizenmecongyuzhongchulaide，woxianzaijiurangnihaizenmejinqu！”
“e？neiwojiniyigebawonongjinqudejihui。”yebeichenzuozaileyizishang，lengxiaodao：“buguo......nimenkebiewanglegangcaishuoguodehua，woyaoshichafenglewujiadechanye，nimenjiudouguixialai。”
“sulaoban，bunengfangguota！”
“dui，zheizhong**jiuyinggaiguanyazaijianyuzhong，yibeizidoubiechulai。”
wujingyiheneixiedalaobanmendounuhouzhe。
suhanchenhenhendidengzheyebeichen，zhongyushibotongleyigedianhua：“hehuizhang，woshisuhanchen，womenzheierxianzaiyouyigetaofan......dui，xianzaijiuzaitongtiandashadehuiketing，hao，hao。”
zheixierendoubabadikanzhesuhanchen，jinzhangdebuxing。
suhanchentingzhizhexiongtang，hedao：“hehuizhangshuole，tamashangdairenguolai。”
“haha，yebeichen，niwanle。”
“nibushihenniuchama？denghuierjiubanijikaozou。”
“sulaoban，womendouzhichinidangtongtianshanghuidehuizhang！”
zheixiedalaobanmendousonglekouqi，tamendexinzhongyuepa，jiuyueshixiangjiangyebeichenjicaizaijiaodixia。
yebeichendianranleyigenyandiaozaizuishang，gengemeishierrenside，dandingderangrenxinhuang。
不就是抓个逃犯吗？
zainingcheng，suhanchenjueduishidalaojirenwu，erhexuemingyoushitadejiefu，zheishiyiburongcideshiqing。henkuai，hexuemingjiudailejigebukuaiguolaile，qishixiongxiongde。
suhanchenlianmangyingleshangqu：“hehuizhang......”
“sulaoban，duiyuzheizhongtaofanjueduibunengguxile。womenbixudezhuazhuta，bunengrangtajishehui、jirenmindailaiweihai。”
“tazainaerni？woxianzaijiubatajikaozoule。”
这话说得霸气十足！
suhanchenhewujingyidengren，jihushiyiqishouzhizheyebeichen，jiaodao：“jiushita！”
hexueminghedao：“lairen，batajiwokao......a？”
ye......yebeichen？
hexuemingdengdazheyanzhuzi，zhenggerendoushihuazaineierle，zaiyemeiyoulerenhedefanying。
什么情况？
wujingyijianjiaodao：“hehuizhang，yebeichenjiushiyueyufan，kuaibatajikaozouleya？”
“shia，taweixielewomensuoyouren。”
“dui，dui，tahaimaochongxijingshenjidiandedianzhu，zheijianzhijiushizuidaeji！”
“我......”
hexuemingdeliansecanbai，lenghandouxialaile。
renjiahaiyongmaochongma？neijiushishenjidiandedianzhua！
zuotianzaichengxiluanzanggang，liandaxiazhanbudezhugeyuanhonghezhongzhoudiyizhihuishihanbodangdoujiyebeichenzhanduile，zhugeyuanhonggengshijileyebeichenyimeidaxiaxunzhang，keyisuiyidiaodongrenheyizhizhanbu，gengshiyouzhezhanlijuedequanli。
这是开玩笑呢！
hexuemingbasuhanchenjihensile，zaozhidaoshiyebeichen，dasitadoubulaitangzheitanghunshuile。
suhanchenyeyouxienamener，wendao：“hehuizhang......”
“闭嘴！”
hexueminghechileyisheng，wangqianjinzoulejibu，shanxiaodao：“yexiansheng，zheishierkendingshiwuhui......”
yebeichenlengxiaodao：“hehuizhang，woxiangwenwenni，nishuowoshitaofanma？”
“那肯定不是了。”
“neiwuxianwoderen，nishuozenmechuzhi？”
“daizou，wobatamendoudaizou。”
啊？
wujingyiheneixiedalaobanmenzhangdazhezuiba，yigegedoumengbile。
suhanchenyegubudebixianle，jidao：“jiefu，wojinidadianhuaguolaishizhuatade，nizenmefanguolaiyaozhuawomenni？”
“buzhisihuodedongxi！wogaosuni，tajiushixijingshenjidiandedianzhu，nishuotashitaofan？”
“什么？”
轰！
zheijuhuawanruowuleihongdingyiban，zaizheixierendenaohaizhongzhaxiangle。
tamenkeyibuxiangxinyebeichen，keyibuxiangxinchenyuyan，danshitamenbunengbuxiangxinhexueming。
shijian，fangfoshizaizheiyikedoutingzhile。
zheiyangchenmolejimiaozhong，suhanchenhuangkongdidao：“yebeichen，ni......nizhenshishenjidiandianzhu？”
“shi！”yebeichendeshenshangsanfachulaileyiguqianghengdeqixi，longzhaozhulezaichangdemeiyigeren。
“baijianshenjidiandianzhu！”
“baijianshenjidiandianzhu！”
“baijianshenjidiandianzhu！”
ningchenghuangjia、yangjia、hejiadejiazhu，fanshenguizailedishang，shuobuchudejingwei。
chenyuyanheqilaoliuchihedao：“nimenhaibuguixia？nandaowangjigangcaishuoguodehualema？”
zheishiernongde，tamendengyuzhanzaiguimenguangenyanwangyedese，zheibushizixunsiluma？
噗通！噗通——
zheixiedalaobanmenhedeshuangtuifaruan，yigegezhanzhanjingjingdiguizaidishang，liandaqidoubuganchuanxiyixia。
suhanchenhewujingyijiugengshibuyongshuole，lianruosihui，ganjueliantiandoutaxialaile。
yebeichensaoshileyiyan，lengshengdao：“wohaishineijuhua，wojintianbadajiahuoerzhaojiguolai，jiushixiangchengliyigetongtianshanghui，wolaidanghuizhang......sheiyouyijiandoukeyitichulai，buxiangcanjiadewoyebumianqiang。”
“womencanjia，womendoucanjia。”
“shia，womendouyuanyicanjiatongtianshanghui。”
zheixierendouqiangzhebiaotai，shengpabazijijiluoxiale。
yebeichendiandiantou，wendao：“suhanchen，wujingyi，nimenni？”
lianggerenhedeyijiling，lianmangdao：“womenyezhichi，yecanjia。”
“hao，wojinimenyigejihui，dajiadouqilaishuohuaba。”
yebeichenbailebaishou，chenyuyanshangqujianggangcaizheixierenqiandingmingdannaleguolai。ningchengyangjiahehuangjia、hejiadejiazhuyechenjishanglaiqianzihuaya，anleshouyin。
tongtianshanghuijiusuanshizhengshichenglile。
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