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suizheyizhenxiaozhangdexiaosheng。
jigechuandehuahualvlvdeshehuiwenshenzi，cuyongzheyigedaizhemojing、dajinlianzideqingnianrenxiaozhangdituisangkairenqunjilejinlai，shouzhishangbolizhongdiwanglvdebanzhihuangrenyanmou。
“huawanxiong，nizuibajiwofangganjingdian！xiangreshiwosuishifengpei！”
huawanxiongzheiyuhanshuangguandehua，ranglengxinningyuqisenlengdixunsuduilehuiqu。
“lengxiaojiewuhuile，woyeshilaiduidude，nenghelengxiaojietongtaijingji，shizairongxing。”
jianhuawanxiongxunsufulegeruan，lengxinninglenghengzheshouhuimuguang，chongwoyangleyangjingzhidexiaba。
“lengzheganma，ganjinqutiao。”
wohelengxinning，huawanxiong，jiashangdianlaobanheneiguifuren，yigongsifangren，kaiqiduidu。
erdishangdeyuanshibingbuduo，xiandaoxiande，houxiashouzaoyang。
woyunqizuoyanmuli，lvxiankanxiangneilaokengheiwusha。
heiwusha，jiyichuzhongshui，danyinweiwaiqiaowuhei，shuitounanbian，mangdaixianyebuhaoguancha，suoyiduxingjida。
zheikuaiheiwusha，biaomiankelixini，kanqilaipinxiangbucuo。
dankexideshi，zaiwozuoyandeguanchaxia，zheikuaipaganglaokengheiwusha，neibunengliangchangjiqiweiruo，haowuyiwenshiyikuaishuichazhongnendefeiliao。
fangyankanqu，shiduokuaishangdangyuanshi，huoduohuoshaodouyounengliangfanying，fanzhegeseguangze。
buguo，qizhongyikuaihuangbaimuneilaokengyuanshi，cichangyebiqitayuanshigaochuyidajie，erqiehaitouzhehanjiandeyanglvse！
jiuwozuijinjitianguanchadaodecichangqiangdu，zheikuaimuneiyuanshi，zhishaoshigaobingjibiede，shuobudinghaishihanjiandebolizhong！
woyanqianyiliang，xunsushangqian，jianghuangbaipidedemuneiyuanshibaoqilai，jiaojilengxinning。
“就这个。”
lengxinningyileng，“zheimekuai？”
wodiandiantou，zhanzaiyipang，jingdengkaiqie。
“pu~bushi，lengxiaojie，zheijipinnicongnazhaolaide？”
huawanxiongjianzheiyimu，xiaodeduzidoukuaichoule。
tashenhoudexiaodi，jianlaodaxiao，ziranyegenzheyiqihongxiao。
jiulianganggangdedianlaoban，yeshiyaotouqingxiaobuyi。
“lengxiaojie，nizhaodezheigegaoshou，kanqilaihaishitainianqinglea，man18zhousuilema？”
zhouweiderenyeshiyilunfenfen，duiwozhizhidiandian。
huawanxiongtaishoujianqiwoganggangbuxieyigudeheiwusha，yilianchaofengdikanzhewoxiaodao。
“liandengdoubudayixia？bujiaoshuikankanhuoxiansixian，yebukankeli？haha，xiaoxiongdi，nishilaidushidehaishilaigaoxiaode？”
lengxinningdushidawangzhinv，ziranyedongdushi，tazhoumeikanlewoyiyan
“niquedingbushizaiwanwo？”
huawanxiongchaoxiaowowobuzaiyi，danshilengxinninghuaiyiwo，querangwoxinliyouxiebushuangqilai。
“baitianyijingwanniyicile，zaiwanniyiciyouhefang？yongrenbuyiyirenbuyong，zheidaolinibudong？”
“小子找死！”
yigebaobiaojianwochuyanbuxun，yangshoujiuyaodawo。
“zhushou！”lengxinninglanzhuta。
talenglengzhushizhewo，yanzhongshajiyongdong，yancixili。
“henhao，jizhuniganggangdehua，ruoniyingle，laoniangrangniwanyiciyouhefang？danniruoshishule，nizhidaohuiyoushenmehouguoba？”
woyebeitajiqilainuqi：“shulewoduojiniyizhishou！”
liudajianchangmianyouxiebukekongzhi，lianmangchongshanglailazhuwo。
“fengge，biechongdonga！bujiushi200wanma，zanmenhaijitajiushile！”
wohelengxinningdengshizhebici，sheidoumeiyoulihuiliuda。
“好。”
lengxinninglianseyirujiwangdibingleng，tadiandiantou，zhijiechongdianlaobandao：“rangniderenlai，zhijiekaishi！”
dianlaobanwenyan，youxielianmindikanlewoyiyan，lijizhaolaiqieshideshifu。
neigeguifurenzejiejishangqianlalelawodegebo，quandao：“xiaohuozi，ganjingenrenjiadaogeqianba，buzhidea！”
wochongtaganjixiaoxiao，wushengyaoleyaotou。
“怎么开？”
qieshishifubanlaigongju，suizhetakaikou，suoyourendoujiangmuguangkanxiangwo。
muguanghuoshilianmin，huoshixixue，huoshiyifuyujiwuguandechiguaxintai，bushaorenshenzhinachulaishoujikaishipaishe。
wonachujihaobi，bizoulongshe，zhijiezaiyuanshishanghuachuyikuaiditu。
jiranyaowan，zanjiuwangedade！
laozichuangdoubukaile，zhijiebafeicuijinizhenggebaochulai！
zheiyimuluozaizhongrenyanzhong，dunshiyouyinqileyizhenhongxiao。
“ai，xiaozi，nizheishizibaoziqilea？”
“可惜了！”
“nianqingrenhaogemian，hehe，shimuyidaiba~”
qiegejitongdian，cierdezaoyinxiangqi，rangwoxinzangbuyouzuanjin。
ziconghuodezheigezuoyanganzhinengliangchangdeteshunengli，zheihaishidiercikaishi，suiranyijingyouleyicichenggongjingyan，danwoxinlirengjiuzhuizhuibuan。
fenglidejuchijisuzhuandong，daizouyipengpengshihui。
suizheqieshishifuyidaoxiaqu，lengxinningqinzixiachang，zhijienazhexiaoshuazishangqianshuaqushifen。
xianran，taxinliyebuxiangshikanqilaineiyanglengjing。
“**！**！”
qieshishifuyilianyongleliangge**laixingrongzijikuangxidexinqing。
“bolizhongyanglv，woritalaolao！”
“made！zheiyetaijianguileba？”
huawanxiongyeyilianbuganzhixindidengdaleyanjing：“zheiyaozhenggequandoushibolizhong，haibudejigeyi？”
dianlaobanzezaizhenjingzhiyu，luchuyilianxintengwubidebiaoqing。
tanannanziyuzhedianchuleqizhongdebufanzhichu。
“nandaonimendoumeifaxianma，zheixiaohuozihuadeneitiaoxian，qiexiaquqiahaonengrangrenkanzixi，youbushangzhongshui，shizailingrentanweiguanzhi！”
开窗见喜！
直接玻璃种阳绿！
lianlengxinningdouwufabaochidandingle。
taxunsunachushoudian，zhijieduizhechuangkouzhaoqu，shilaigongjinzhongdeyuanshi，jihutongtibeizhaoliang！
水头三分满！
jiuzheiyidao，qitarenjibenshangjiubuyongbile！
jiaohuawanxiongdezhongnianrenyilianzhenhandekanzhewo，gongjingdiconghuailimochulaiyizhangmingpian，wanyaoshuangshoudijilewo。
“duibuqi，buzhidaoxiaoxiongdiruhechenghu？ganggangshiwoshiyanle，haiqingwuguai。wohuawanxiongzaimandelezheiyidai，mingmiananmiandouhaiyoujifenbomian，xiwangnenggenxiaoxiongdizuogepengyou！”
tahuayiluo，qitarencaimoranfanyingguolai，fenfenshangqianduiwodimingpian，baoyishanyi。
“guoranyingxiongchushaoniana！xiaoxiongdizhenrenbuluxiang，kanyiyanjiunengtiaochubolizhong，zhenshirangrencankui！
laofuwangfugui，zheishixiaodiandeyizhangnianfeiviphuiyuanka，yihouxiaoxiongdilaizheili，woyilvjininmiandan！”
dianlaobanyexiaozhedishanglaiyizhangjingzhidevipkahemingpian。
wonaliyingfuguozheizhongchangmian，yishijianyouxieshouzuwucuo。
lengxinningjishishangqianbangwojiewei。
“haole，haimeiduwan，jixuba！”
bolizhongyanglvsuiranzhenhan，dantaxianranjianguogengduogenghaodefeicui，haibuzuyitaiguozhenhan。
“zheihaibishenmea？”guifurenyouxiewunaidetantanshou。
cishi，zhongrencaimoranfaxian，qitasanrenlianduidudeshitoudoumeixuanhao！
“suibianxuandianba，jiudangjidajiahuolehelehe。”
huawanxiongxuweideshuozhe，quexunsuxuanleyigezuibianyide，zhiyou8888yuandeyuanshi。
guifurenjianzhuang，yeyouyangxueyangjishizhisun，xuanlegewanbakuaichutoude，daoshidianlaobanwangfugui，youyulebantian，sihuxianghaohaotiaoyitiao，danchebomotuo。
quesihuyoujuedeyingmiantaixiao，fandaohuirelelengxinningbukuai，youyubantian，zhongyuhaishifangqile。
ruguoshuojinwanzuidadeyingjiashilengxinning，neishudezuicandejiushitale……
“laoban，haijixukaima？”
qieshishifuzhiqieleyidao，sihuyouxiexinyangnannai。
zhongrenzhongxinjiangzhuyililuohuineimuneiyuanshishang。
genjuwohuadexian，limianzhishaonengqiechulaiquantoudaxiaoyikuaidebolizhongyanglvfeicui。
“不切了。”
lengxinningxunsuzuochujueduan：“jiweihaiqiema？buqiedehua，zheichangjiusuanwoyingle。”
“buqielebuqiele，jikuaishitou，jiudangsongjilengxiaojiele。”
“henhao，neizheishitou，wojiudaizoule。”
lengxinningdandingdifenfushouxiajiqian，jiangjiazhishuyideyuanshisaijinwoshouli，lengdandao：“dailuhuifang。”
woyileng，xiayishidao：“quna？”
“去你房间。”
lengxinningtuilewoyiba，lengyandelianpangshangshaojiandihuaguoleyimofeise。
xiangdaotaganggangshuode“ruoninengying，laoniangrangniwanyiciyouhefang”，woxinlijiubujinyitu。
wohaiyiweitashuodeshiqihua，meixiangdaotajurandangzhenle？
piankehou，huidaobinguanwofang。
sigebaobiaojiangmenyidu，moshuoqidetiaojiaodeliuda，lianzhicangyingdoufeibujinlai……
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