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《shoujifacuoxiaoxi，taliangqueyanlechangdaxi》wenzhangxiedehao，qingjiebizhen，neirongganren，limingchenfeidengrenwumiaoxiedeweimiaoweixiao，zheiyangdeduanpianyanqingxiaoshuobeiwotaoyanxiangcaiheqincaixiedekanchengwanmei。zhuyaojiangdeshi：limingtouqu、pojie、qiequxujiashangyejimidewanzhengzhengjulian，yijingxingcheng。wonazhezheifentiezheng，zhijiezoujinlegongsizuigaocenglingdaodebangongshi。womeiyoushuoshiwoshe……

精彩章节

banye，wotoutounaqinanyoushouji，diankaitaxiongdideweixin，shitanxingdishuruleyixingzi。“xiongdi，

wohaoxiangxihuanshanglebieren。”wojinzhangdeshouxinchuhan，dengzhekantaxiongdizhenjingdefanying。meixiangdao，duifangmiaohui，

yuqiqingtiaoderangwoxindifaliang。“nidoushuolehaojicile，zheiciyoushinageyaowobangmangdayanhu？

”wodeshijiehongranbengta，yuanlaiwodesuoyoubuanheshitan，zaojiubeitamendangchenglelixinggongshi。

woyiweideaiqing，jingshiyichangtamenfanfupailiandexi。gengkongbudeshi，

xiayitiaoxiaoxidanlechulai：“biewantuole，wangjieneibiankebuhaojiaodai。”wangjieshishei？zheichangjudebeihou，

jiujingzangzheduoshaogewobuzhidaodemimi？01.chenmodeshouliezheshoujipingmudeguang，xiangyibabinglengdedao，

gekaiwoyanqianxujiadewenqing。wodeshouzhijiangzaipingmushang，xueyefangfozaishunjianninggu，sizhibaihaiyipianbingleng。

quruhefennuxiangshaohongdetieshui，congxinzangzhakai，shunjianliubianquanshen。woyiweidelinghunbanlv，

wofuchulequanbuzhenxindeliming，yuanlaizhishiyigeyanyuan。erwo，shizheichangxiliweiyibeimengzaigulideshazi。

woxunsushandiaolewofachudeneitiaoxiaoxi，jiangshoujiqiaowushengxidifanghuichuangtoujuyuanwei。dongzuoqingdexiangyipianyumao，

shengpajingxingshenbianzheigepizherenpidemogui。wotanghuitashenbian，shentijiangyingdexiangyikuaishitou，

pinmingkongzhizhezijidehuxi。bunengku，bunengdou，bunengrangtafaxianrenhepozhan。zheichangxi，tayanlezheimejiu，

xianzai，lundaowole。wodiankailiminghechenfeideliaotianjilu，zuixindeneirongyijingbeiqingkongle，

ganjingdexiangshizaichaoxiaowodehouzhihoujue。dantamenloudiaoleyigeguanjianxinxi——neitiaoguanyu“wangjie”dejinggao。

limingduizheige“wangjie”rucijidan，shenzhilaibujishanchu，zheizhengming，“wangjie”caishizheichangpianjudehexin。

jiuzaizheishi，shenbiandelimingfanlegeshen，shoubeishuliandihuanzhuwodeyao，jiangwowangtahuailidai。

tawenredehuxipenzaiwodeerkuo，shengyindaizheshuiyi，yirujiwangdewenrou。“zenmexingle？baobei。

”taqinleqinwodeetou，dongzuoqinniyouziran。weiliyizhenfanjiangdaohaideexin。woqiangrenzhetuikaitadechongdong，

batoumaijintaxiongkou，shengyindaishangleyisiweiqudebiyin。“zuolegeemeng……mengjiannibuyaowole。

”limingshixiao，bawobaodegengjinle。“shagua，husiluanxiangshenme。wozenmehuibuyaoni。

”taqingshengxiyudianfuzhewo，neixiecengjingrangwogandongdaoluoleideqinghua，ciketinglaiquexiangcuiledudedao，

yidaodaozhazaiwodexinshang。zheijiushiqingxucaokongdashi，zheijiushipua。tazongnengzaiwogandaobuanshi，

yongzuiwenroudefangshi，jiwoguanxiazuitianmideduyao，rangwojixuchenlun。

woshunshi“bujingyi”diwen：“nizuijinshibushixiangmuyalitebieda？woganjuenizongshihenleideyangzi。

”woxiangcongtazuili，taochuguanyu“wangjie”dexiansuo。tabaozhewodeshoubeimingxianjiangyingleyishun，

suiranhenkuaijiufangsongxialai，danneiweixiaodebianhuameiyoutaoguowodeganzhi。“ng，gongsixinlaideyigedakehu，

yaoqiubijiaoduo。”tayanshenshanshuo，hanhudidaiguo，“bieduoxiangle，kuaishuiba。”youshizheitaoshuoci。kanlai，

congtazuilishiwenbuchushenmele。congzheiyikeqi，wojuedingbanyanyige“wanmeinvyou”。diertianyizao，

wobitaxianqi，weitazhunbeilejingzhidezaocan，yunpingletayaochuandechenshan，zaitachumenqian，weitaxishanglingdai，

songshangyigewenroudewen。“laogong，jiayoue。”liminghenshouyong，tanieleniewodelian，

yanlidedeyihemanzujihuyaoyichulai。tayiwei，

tayouyicichenggongdianfulewozheige“quefaanquangan”denvyou。tabuzhidao，tayanlideshabaitian，

xinliyijingmohaoledao。taqianjiaogangzou，wohoujiaojiuchongjinleshufang。limingshigejiduzifuderen，

tacongburenweiwohuihuaiyita，suoyitadediannaomima，jiushiwodeshengri。wodakaidiannao，

meiyouzhaodaorenheyouyongdewenjian，tahenjinshen。danwozhidao，tayouyuntongbudexiguan。woxunsudenglutadeyunpan，

zaiyigebeicengcengjiamiyouyinzangqilaidewenjianjiali，wozhaodaoleyifenrichengbiao。“meizhousanwan7dian，

‘wangjie’，gaoerfujulebulihui，‘dayanhu’。”dizhi，shijian，renwu，yiyingjuquan。

wodeshoukaishifadou，xinzangkuangtiao。zheiyijingbushijiandandechuguihuopituile，zheishiyouzuzhi、youguilvdeqipian。

woxunsuyongshoujipaixiazheifenrichengbiao，ranhoushanchulediannaoshangsuoyoudedengluhenjiheliulanjilu。huidaochuangshang，

wokanzhechuangwaiciyandeyangguang，naozilizhiyouyigeniantou。xiancongzuiboruodeyihuan，

neigeaimuxurongyouyuchundechenfeixiashou。02.shougetupokouyuweizhuangdeyuehuiwojichenfeidadianhuadeshihou，

keyirangzijideshengyintingqilaiyoutianyouruan，daizheyidianxiaonvshengdejiaohan。“chenfeige，zhoumoyoukongma？

woxiangqingnichigefan。”dianhuaneitoudechenfeixianranyouxieyiwai，danhenkuaijiudayingle。“dimeiqingke，

bixuyoukonga！”woxuanleyijiagediaohengaoderiliaodian，zheishichenfeizaipengyouquanxuanyaoguohaojicidedifang。

taruyueerzhi，kandaowoxuandecanting，lianshangluchulemanyideshense。“dimeizhenshiyuelaiyuedongshile。

”wojitadaoshangqingjiu，xiaozheshuo：“xiageyuebushilimingshengrilema？wobuzhidaogaisongtashenme，

xianglaiwenwennizheigehaoxiongdideyijian。”yitidao“haoxiongdi”，chenfeideweibalikeqiaoleqilai。

takaishitaotaobujuedichuixuzijihelimingdaxueshiqide“guanghuisuiyue”，yijitaruhe“liangleichadao”，

bangliminggaodingleyigeyouyige“mafan”。woquanchengbanyanzheyigechongbaideqingtingzhe，bushifachu“wa，

nihaolihaia”dejingtan。zaijiujinghexurongxindeshuangzhongzuoyongxia，chenfeichedifangxialejiexin。

wokanzheshijichabuduole，zhuangsidanyouditanlekouqi。“buguo，wozongjuedelimingzuijinyalihaoda，

haoxiangshigongsiliyougenvlingdaozongzhaotamafan……chenfeige，nizhidaoma？”“nvlingdao？”chenfeichixiaoyisheng，

jiuyishangtou，shuohuayekaishibuguonaozi，“nishuodeshiwangjieneigelaonvrenba？tanalishizhaomafan，

taneishi……”tahuashuodaoyiban，turanyishidaoshenme，mengdibishanglezui。wolikejieshanghua，

zuochuhaoqiyoubaguadeyangzi：“taneishizenmele？shibushiduiwomenjialimingyouyisia？”chenfeibaibaishou，

hanhudishuo：“hai，zhichangneidianshier，nibudong。”tayueshizheiyang，woyueshikending，zheilimianyoushi。

wojixuzhuiwen：“neinimenshuode‘dayanhu’，daodishizenmehuishia？wotinglimingtiguoyici，

shibushijiushibangtayingfuyixiebubiyaodeyingchou？”“chabuduoba。”chenfeiyijingyouxiezuile，

deyidihuangzhenaodai，“zhuyaojiushinichagangdeshihou，wobangtashuojuhua，zhengmingtazaijiahuozhezaijiaban。

qishia，neishihoutabushizaiwaimianyingchou，jiushiqupeiwangjiele。”“peiwangjie？”wodexinchenlexiaqu。

“jiushi……tangongzuo，tangongzuo！”chenfeidalegehaha，ranhouxiangshiweilezhengminglimingde“qingbai”，

youduoshuoleyiju，“wangjiekeshilimingdedajinzhu，dezuibuqi。

limingzuijinbujiuzaibangwangjiechuliyifen‘guanyuguanggaojingbiao’dewenjianma，neiwanyierkezhongyaole。

”guanggaojingbiao！wodenaozi“weng”diyisheng。

womengongsizuijinzhengzaiquanlizhunbeiyigenianduzuizhongyaodeguanggaoxiangmujingbiao，erwangjiedegongsi，

zhengshiwomenzuiqiangjingdejingzhengduishou！suoyoudexiansuozaizheiyikechuanlianleqilai。limingjiejinwo，taohaowo，

hewojianliqinmiguanxi，genbenbushiyinweiai。tashiweileqiequwogongsideshangyejimi！wodeaiqing，

wodeshenti，wodeyiqie，douzhishitaxiangshangpadegongju！judadequruhefennujihuyaojiangwotunshi。

wosisidiqiazhezijideshouxin，yongtengtonglaiweichibiaomiandepingjing。fanhou，wobachenfeisongshangchuzuche，

tayijingzuidebushengrenshi。huidaojia，wofansuoshangmen，zaiheianzhongzhanlehenjiu，

cairangneigufantengdehenyimanmanpingxixialai。dangwan，liminghuilaishi，wojiletayigedadadeyongbao。

wobayigebaozhuangjingmeidehezidijita。“laogong，duibuqi，zuijinwozongshiyishenyiguide，rangnixinfanle。

zheishiwojinimaidelingdai，tiqiansongnideshengriliwu。”neishiyitiaojiazhibufeidemingpailingdai，

limingkandaologodeshihou，yanjingdouliangle。tajieguoliwu，zaiwolianshangqinleyikou，

yandishanguoyisibuyichajuedeshengliheqiexi。“baobeinizhenhao，haishinizuidongwo。”tayiweitayouyingle。

takaishigengjiasiwujidandizaiwomianqiantaolungongzuo，

shenzhihui“qingjiao”woyixieguanyujingbiaofangande“zhuanyewenti”。wojiekoubangtazhenglisanluozaishufangdeziliao，

chenjidakailetadediannao。zheiyici，womeiyouqufanneixiejiamiwenjian，ershizhijiedakailetadegongzuowendang。

zaiyiduikansizhengchangdexiangmuwenjianzhong，wokandaolejigebeiteshubiaojidewenjianming。

“xxxiangmu-wangshijituan-jingbiaocelvefenxi。”“sumangongsi-hexintuandui-beijingdiaocha。

”meiyigewenjianming，douxiangyibadao，jingzhunditongzaiwodexinshang。woyongshoujifeikuaidipaixiazheixiewenjianming，

zuoweizhengju。guanshangdiannao，wozoudaoyangtai，dianranleyizhiyan。binglengdehenyi，

zaiwoxindiningjiechengleyizhangjudadewang。liming，chenfei，wangjie……nimenyigedoupaobudiao。

03.qianruyuzhimianxiansuozhousanxiawu，wogenzongjianqinglebantianjia，

liyoushiqujianyigewaidilaidezhongyaokehu。womeiyouqukehugongsi，

ershizhijiedachequlelimingrichengbiaoshangjiludeneigegaoerfujulebu。wozaifujinzhaoleyijiakafeiguanzuoxia，

daishangmojinghemaozi，jiangzijiweizhuangchengyigeputongdeguoke。bangwanliudianban，

yiliangshuxidebaoshijiekayantingzailejuleburukou，shilimingdeche。

dantajintianmeiyouchuanwojitazhunbeiderenheyifu，ershiyishenjiancaikaojiudeangguixizhuang，toufashudeyisibugou，

zhenggerenkanqilaixianggechenggongdeshangyejingying。taxiachehou，bingmeiyoulikejinqu，ershigongjingdizhanzaiyipang，

xiangzaidengdaishenmeren。jifenzhonghou，yiliangheisedemaibahehuanhuanshilai，tingzailekayanpangbian。

liminglikexiaopaoguoqu，shuliandilakailehouzuochemen。yigenvrencongchelizoulexialai。

takanqilaisishiwusuizuoyou，chuanzheyishenganliandezhiyetaozhuang，daizheyifushuodademojing，zhezhuledabanzhanglian，

danyirannengkanchutabaoyangdejihao，qichangqiangdadaorangrenwufahushi。tajiushiwangjie。limingzaitamianqian，

wanquanmeiyoulezaiwomianqiandeyiqifengfa，taweiweigongzheshenzi，lianshangdaizhetaohaodexiaorong，

gongjingdexianggesuishidaimingdepuren。wangjiesihuduitashuolexieshenme，ranhoutaishou，

dongzuozirandititazhenglileyixialingkou。erliming，zeshuncongdidixiatou，renyoutabaibu。wozuozaikafeiguanli，

gezheyitiaomalu，yongshoujidezhangjiaojingtou，jiangzheiyimuwanzhengdipailexialai。

neihuamianciyanderangwojihuyaoniesuishouzhongdeshouji。woqinyankandao，wosuoweide“nanyou”，

zaiwokanbujiandedifang，shizenyangyifubeiweidenucaixiang。tamenbingjianzoujinjulebu，wolikejiezhang，

qiaoqiaogenleshangqu。womeiyoujinqu，ershiraodaolejulebuhoumiandetingchechang。zheilidelutianchazuo，

qiahaonengtingdaotamenneiyizhuodetanhua。wozhaolegeyinbidejiaoluozuoxia，dianlebeihede，shuqileerduo。

“sumanneibiandejinduyaojiakuai。”shiwangjiedeshengyin，lengying，budaiyisiganqing，“xiazhoudejingbiaofangan，

wobixunadaoshou。biezaichushenmechazi，huailewodeju。”“wangjieninfangxin。”limingdeshengyinchanmeiyoujiqie，

“taduiwosixintadi，fangandehexinneirongwoyijingtaodechabuduole，zheizhoumojiunengnadaozuizhongban。

”“zuihaoshizheiyang。”wangjielenghengyisheng，“shichengzhihou，chengnanneitaogongyujiushinide。

yaoshigaozale……houguoniqingchu。”“mingbai，mingbai！”woxinzhongdezuihouyisiaiqingcanzha，

beitamen**luodejiaoyichedifenshaodaijin。zhishengxiabinglengde，shigudehanyi。zheibushichugui，zheibushipitui，

zheitamashishangyejiandiexi。erwo，jiushineigebeiliyongdaozhadoubushengdechunhuo。womeiyouzaitingxiaqu，

zhuanshenlikailejulebu。huijiadelushang，wokaishilengjingdifupan。woyongwoguanggaogongsizishencehuazongjiandesiwei，

nixiangtuiyanlimingzaiwoshenbianjianlidemeiyigerenshe，shuodemeiyijuhua，zuodemeiyijianshi。

taruheliyongwodetongqingxin，bianzaoziji“chushenpinhan，quankaozijidapin”debeicanshenshi。

taruheliyongwodebuanquangan，zaiwomeicigandaobuanshi，qiadaohaochudijiyu“anfu”he“chengnuo”。

taruheliyongwodezhuanyenengli，budongshengsediqiequwogongzuozhongdexinxi。meiyigexijie，

douchongmanlesuanjihepuadehenji。wanshang，liminghuilaile，

shenshangdaizhedandandejiuqihelingyizhongnvrendexiangshuiwei。tafaxiaoxijiwo：“baobei，jinwanjiaban，

yougeyingchoutuibudiao，haoxiangni。”wokanzhepingmushangxuweidewenzi，weiliyizhenfanyong。wohuita：“guai，

zhuyishenti，bietaileile。”fangxiashouji，wocongyigejiamideyouxiangli，jichenfeifaleyifengnimingyoujian。

youjianneironghenjiandan，zhiyouliangjuhua。“xiongdi，xiaoxindian。limingzuijinzaibeihoushuowangjielao，

haishuonibanshibuli，tayijingzhaodaolexinde‘dayanhu’duixiang，zhunbeibanitichujule。

”woyaorangzheilianggelangbeiweijiande“xiongdi”，xiancongneibuwajie。woyaorangtamen，gouyaogou。

04.zhimingdeshitan：fanxiangpuadiertianyizao，zaigongsidelihuishang，

wozhudongxiangdalaobantichuleyigequanxindexiangmuqihua。“wojianyi，

womenkeyiqidongyigedaihaowei‘xinghuo’demimixiangmu，zhuanmenyonglaiyingduizheicihewangshijituandejingbiao。

”woyongzuizhuanyedeshuyu，miaohuileyigeqianjingguangkuo，danshijishangwanquanxugoudeyijixinxiangmu。bingqiangdiao，

zheigexiangmubaomijibiebixushizuigao，youwoquanquanfuze，zhijiexianglaobanhuibao。

laobanduiwodeqianzhanxinghepolidajiazanshang，dangchangpaiban，tongyilewodejihua。wanshanghuidaojia，

woguzuoxingfendigaosuliming：“qinaide，wokenengyaoshengzhile！

laobanbayigeyijidemimixiangmujiaojiwoquanquanfuzele！”limingdeyanjingshunjianjiuliangle。

neishiyizhongelangkandaoliewushicaihuiyoudeguangmang，tanlan，youhaobuyanshi。tabiaomianshangjidongdibaozhewozhuanquan，

weiwoqingzhu，zuilishuozhe“wodebaobeijiushilihai”。dancongneitianqi，takaishipangqiaoceji，

fengkuangdidatanguanyu“xinghuo”xiangmudejutineironghehexinshuju。wozeyujuhaiying，diaozuletadeweikou。

shijichengshule。zhouwuwanshang，woguyijiangyigeheisedeupan，yiwangzaileshufangdediannaozhuoshang。

upanshangtiezheyizhangbiaoqian，xiezhelianggezi：“xinghuo”。

limianzhiyouyifenwojingxinweizaode“xinghuo”xiangmuhexindagang，bingqieyonggaoqiangdudemimajiamile。

weilerangxigengzhen，wohaizaijialibuqiyandejiaoluo，anzhuangleyigezhenkongshexiangtou，zhengduizheshufangdediannao。

lingchensandian，shenbianshushuideliming，qiaoqiaodipaleqilai。tanieshouniejiaodizoujinshufang，

shexiangtouqingchudijiluxialetadeyijuyidong。tanaqiupan，charuzijidediannao，

ranhoukaishichangshipojiemima。tayiweiwobuzhidao，tadediannaojishuqishihenbucuo。bangexiaoshihou，

tachenggongpojielewenjian。tatanlandiliulanzheneifenxujiadefangan，

ranhouxunsujiangqifuzhidaolezijidejiamiyingpanli，zuihoushanchuleupanlidesuoyouneirong，jiangyiqiehuifuyuanzhuang。

zhenggeguocheng，beishexiangtouludeyiqingerchu。diertian，woguyixianglimingbaoyuan，

“xinghuo”xiangmuyudaoleyigejishoudejishunanti，buzhidaogaizenmejiejue。limingtinghou，chenyinpianke，

ranhou“bujingyi”dijiwotigongleyixie“zhuanyejianyi”。ertasuoweidejianyi，

meiyigedoujingzhundizhixianglewangjiegongsidejishuyoushihejingbiaofangxiang。tayiweizijizaiyunchouweiwo，quebuzhidao，

tashuodemeiyigezi，douzaiwodeluyinbili，chengweilechengtangzhenggong。wohaixianbugou。

wozhuangzuowuyiditiqi：“womengongsifawuzongjianzuijinzaiyancha‘neigui’deshi，tingshuoyijingsuodinglejigeren，

yebuzhidaoshisheizheimedaomei。”wonengmingxianganjuedaolimingdeshentishunjianjiangyingle。congneitianqi，

tabiandejiaozaobuan。takaishipinfandijichenfeidadianhua，wocongtonghuajilulikandao，tayizhizaizhuiwenchenfei，

“wangjieneibianchengnuodeqianshenmeshihoudaozhang”，“huibuhuichushenmewenti”。tadequdongli，

conglaidouzhishijinqian。zhoumo，woshoudaolewanzhengdeshexiangtouluxiang。

limingtouqu、pojie、qiequxujiashangyejimidewanzhengzhengjulian，yijingxingcheng。wonazhezheifentiezheng，

zhijiezoujinlegongsizuigaocenglingdaodebangongshi。womeiyoushuoshiwoshedeju，

zhishuowoshitongguo“teshuqudao”huodedeqingbao，zhengminggongsineibuyoushangyejiandie，

bingqiexielule“xinghuo”xiangmudehexinjimi。tongshi，wotigongleliminghewangjiegongsizhijiandeguanlianzhengju。

gaocengzhennu，likechenglilezhuananzu，zhunbeishouwang。erwo，zejilimingdalegedianhua，shengyinwenrousishui。

“qinaide，womengongsixiazhouwuyougeqinggongyan，nizuoweijiashu，bixuchuxie。”neishiweitazhunbeide，

huangyandezhongju，shitashenbaimingliedewutai。05.huangyandezhongju：qinggongyanshangdetanpaiqinggongyandangwan，

denghuohuihuang。limingchuanzhewojitamaideneishenmingpaixizhuang，rongguanghuanfa，wanzhewodeshoubei，

yanranyifuchenggongrenshidemoyang。tabuzhidao，zheishitazuihoudefengguang。woshixianzuoleanpai，