jingxuandeyipiandoushishenghuowenzhang《shenjiwanku》，zaiwangshangderedufeichanggao，xiaoshuolidezhuyaorenwuyouluxiaofengmuwanyun，wucuobanfeichangzhideqidai，zuozheshenbimadingye，wenzhangxiangqing：“nihaizhenganlaia！”kandaoluxiaofengzhenlaile，weishengjinlianshangdexiaorong，zhujianzhengning。daletaerzi，shangletashouxia，weixietabachan……
“你还真敢来啊！”
kandaoluxiaofengzhenlaile，weishengjinlianshangdexiaorong，zhujianzhengning。
daletaerzi，shangletashouxia，weixietabachanpinhaijimuwanyun，tazenmekenengyandexiazheikouqi？
gangcaijiuguolaizhaodaokaiye，ranhoushexiazheigehongmenyan，baluxiaofengpianguolai。
“bushinijiaowoguolai，shangliangwodashijiegongsishiqingdema？”
luxiaofenghaimeiyouyishidaoshitaideyanzhong，jiuyaozouguoqu。
“bie……bieguolai，zhanzhebiedong。”
weishengjinhedelianmanghechi，chadiangundaoshafahoumianqu。
“jiuzheimegewanyi，yenengbaweizongnihechengzheiyang？”
tapangbianzuozhededabeitou，buxiedeshuodao。
tajiushidongjiangdixiahuangkaiye，yankai。
gangcaiweishengjinshuo，beiyigejiaoluxiaofengdenianqingrenqifule。
yankaihaiyiweishigeshenmegaoshou，jieguoyikan，zheibushijinchengdexiangxiarenma？
“kaiyenibiedayi，zheixiaozihennengda！”
卫生金提醒道。
tameiyougaosuyankai，luxiaofengnengduqiangyan。
yinweitapayankaizhidaoluxiaofengzheimelihai，jiububangtabaochoule。
yankaichaozheyimingxiaodigoulegoushou，neixiaodijiubaqiangdijileta。
yankainazheqiang，zouguoqudidaoluxiaofengdeetoushang，buxiedao：“tingshuo，nihennengda？”
“有病啊你？”
luxiaofengbaileyankaiyiyan。
woyouburenshini，ganmanaqiangdizaiwoetoushang？
tabunaifandebokaiyankaishoulideqiang，jixuchaoweishengjinzouguoqu：“weizong，nijiaozheixierennaqiangzhizhe**ma？bushishuohaotanshiqingdema？”
baojianlisuoyourendoumengle。
zheimeduoqiangzhizhe，tabupadema？
haiyou，tabakaiyewushile？
yankailianshangdehengrou，butingdetiaodongzhe。
cishitaxinlizhixiangmaren！
wotangtangdongjiangdixiahuang，suibianduoyijiao，zhenggedongjiangdoudezhansanzhan。
jingranbeizheimeyigexiangxiarenwushile？
henmingxian，zheixiaozichenggongdejidongleta。
唰唰！
suoyouxiaodidoudakaileshouqiangbaoxian，zhunbeikaiqiang。
yucitongshi，shangwanxishoujiandejiangxue，tuimenjinlaile。
“xiaofeng……woqu，nimenzaiganshenme？”
jiangxuekandaobaojianlideyimu，lengzaimenkou。
luxiaofengbeishiduobaqiangzhizhe，haiyoujishigexiaodi，tizhekandaoyezaiyueyueyushi。
erwangyingxiangshibeihemengle，zuozaidishangnaodaiyipiankongbai，shenzhilianjibendejianjiaodouwangle。
“yi？xuexuenizenmelaile？”
kandaojiangxuejinlai，yankaiganjinxiaopaoguoqu，yihuowendao。
“嫂子好！”
neixiexiaodi，yelianmangshouqiqiang，wanyaoxiangjiangxuewenhao。
meicuo，jiangxueshiyankaidelaopo！
jingangwanjiubajiushitamenjiade。
nanguaigangcaitingdaoluxiaofengshuoyaolaizheili，tajiuhenjidong。
bijingnengzaizijidedifang，chenjibaluxiaofenghezui，neiqibushinengsuibianrangzijibaibu？
keshi，weishenmejuqinggenzijixiangdebuyiyang？laogongzenmezaiqifuluxiaofeng？
“haoshenmehao，nimenganmaqifuxiaofeng？”
姜雪飙了。
shuangshouchayao，dengzhezheixiexiaodidama。
剧情有反转。
yankaiyishidaobudui，ganjinwendao：“xuexue，nirenshizheigexiaowangbadan？”
“nicaishixiaowangbadan，tajiaoluxiaofeng，shiwogangrenshidedidi，erqietahaizhihaolewodejiejie，yihousheiyaoshiqifuta，jiushiqifuwojiangxue。”
jiangxuehenbujizijilaogongdemianzi，yibianma，yibianshuochuleqingkuang。
“zhendejiade？zhi……haole？”
严凯瞪大了眼睛。
jiangxuederuxianjiejie，yijinghenyanzhongle。
yishengshuobixushoushu，zaituojiuhuiaibian。
zhishijiangxueyizhibudaying，yinweishoushuhuibalimiandedongxiquanbuqiediao。
daoshihou，tajiushiquletayinyiweiaodeshencaile。
zheibiyaotademinghaiyanzhong！
suoyi，luxiaofengzhihaoleta，baozhuletadeshencai，baozhuletazuonvrenzuiqimadezunyan。
taduiluxiaofengfeichangganji，zijidelaogong，quezaiqifurenjia？
这能忍？
“走，去洗手间！”
yankailazhejiangxuequlelimiandexishoujianjianyanleyixia，guoranzhihaole。
yankaifeikuaidechongchulai，baozhuluxiaofeng：“xiaofeng，yihounijiushiwoyankaideqinxiongdi，sheiyaoshiganqifuni，jigegeshuo，gegenongsita。lai，qinyige！”
“滚！”
luxiaofengyizhenexin，tuikaita。
“haha，wolaodihaixiule！”
yankaimeishengqi，haidaquleqilai。
他很爱姜雪。
yankaidouyijingwushiduosuile，jiangxuecaiganggangsanshi，suoyitafeichangtengaijiangxue。
napajiangxueshiyaotianshangdexingxing，yankaidouhuixiangbanfazhaixialai。
taweijiangxuedebingyeshicaosuilexin，duoshaocidouquanjiangxuequqiediao，napashencaimeiyouyiqianhaole，tayebuxianqi。
zheijitian，tahaituorenlianxileguowaideyiweishenyi，dasuanshiyishi，haoxiangyekuaidaole。
haoma，xianzailuxiaofengbangmangzhihao，haiyidianhouyizhengdoumeiyou，tabijiangxuebenrenhaijidong。
zheibu，limajiubaluxiaofengdangchengleenren。
zhiyutalianxideneigeshenyi，beitapaozailenaohou。
“bushi……kaiye，zhei……”
卫生金急了。
tabushiyinggaibangwobaochoudema？
怎么画风变了？
yankainiutoukanxiangweishengjin，mouzilishanguoyimoshaji。
“doushinizheigewangbadan，chadianhaiwobalaodidachengmafengwole，laozijintianbufeileni，wojiubujiaoyankai。”
“laodi，nishuoyaozenmenongsita？”
yankaihuitouwenqileluxiaofengdeyijian。
luxiaofengwaitoukanxiangweishengjin：“suanle，woshifushuo，badirenbidaojueludeshihou，jiufangtayitiaoshenglu，buranduifangjiuhuipinmingfanpu，henmafan。”
suiranluxiaofengjuede，buguantaweishengjinzenmefanpu，doushigelaji。
danshitaxiangdao，mingtianhaiyaorangzheigejiahuo，badashijiedechanpin**guoqu，xianzaibunengsha。
“hao，tinglaodide，bazheigejiahuodayidun，diuchuqu。”
yankaicainaleluxiaofengdeyijian。
weishengjinbeibaodaleyidun，ranhouxiangsigouyiyangdebeituochulebaojian。
wangyingyebeijiangxuefuguoquzuodaoleshafashang，manmandehuanguolaileyixie。
bijingtayigenvren，nalijianguogangcaidezhenshi？
tagenjiangxueshizhiqianzaiyigejiuhuishangrenshide，liangrenliaodetouyuan，jiumanmanchengweilehaojiemei，danshijiangxueconglaimeiyougaosutazijishiyankaidelaopo。
“jiangxue，nizheigepianzi，bushishuonihaimeiyoujiehundema？”
wangyingmeihaoqidedengzheta。
jiangxuegangadeshuodao：“nizhidaowolaogongdeshenfen，choumingyuanyang，panizhidaowoshiyankaidelaopo，jiubugenwozuojiemeilema，jiumeigaosuni。”
liangjiemeizaizheibianliaozhe，yankaiyeqinredegenluxiaofengzuozailingyibian，chouzhexueqie，hezhehongjiu。
luxiaofengyebuzhidaozenmehuishi，jiushihenxihuanxueqiedeweidao，aibushishou。
yaobu，denghuiergaojizhihuiqu？
“laodi，wohenaixuexue，suoyizhendehenganxienibangtazhihaole。nikantajinhouyoumeiyoushenmexuyaozhuyide？wopayoufufaa。”
yankaizhiqiantingyishengshuo，zheigehuifufa，jiuyoudiandanxindewendao。
luxiaofengxianglexiang，shuodao：“anlishuobeiwozhihao，jiubuhuizaifufa，ruguonibufangxin，yihoukeyijingchangjita**xia。”
“laodilihai，wojiushigedalaocu，shenmedoubudong，yaobuyihoulaodijiubangmangjixuexuezhiliaoba，bijingnishizhuanyede。”
“啊这……”
luxiaofengmengle，zheiyangdouxing？
tabushinilaopoma？zenmerangwolai？
“wojuedeyankaishuodeyoudaoli，wanyianhuailezenmeban？xiaofeng，haizhendenilai。”
zhengzaigenwangyingliaotiandejiangxue，tingdaoyankaizheihua，tayoulailejingshen，ganjinfuhe。
“laodishiyoushenmenanchuma？e……nifangxin，gegewojueduibuhuirangnichikui。”
kandaoluxiaofengyilianweinandeyangzi，yankaihaiyiweishizijimeitizhenliaofeideshi。
好吧！
jiulianchunpodeluxiaofeng，doubuzhidaogaizenmeshuocaihaole。
这是钱的事情吗？
maosi，chikuideshinia。
laodiwoshipanijieyia！
suiranzhishizhiliao，buzuoqitade，danshenfenshanghaishibuheshia。
kandaoluxiaofenghaishibudaying，yankaijile。
chaozhepangbianyigexiaodi，madao：“nishabulajidezhanzheganma？kuaiqubawodezhipiaonalai，wojilaodixianzhifuzhenliaofei。duile，baqianliangtianxinlaideneigemeiziyejiaolai，jiwolaodifangsongfangsong。”
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