wuweizaiqiluweiwomendailaileyibujingcaidedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo《shijinglongtu：congchuyukaishinixirensheng》，zhujiaochenyangzhaoshiyoudegushidiedangqifu，rangrenpengfudaxiaoyouluolei。zheibenxiaoshuoyiqijizhiyoumodeduibaihekourenxinxiandeqingjiexiyinlewushuduzhe。gouzizhijieyijiaojiangrenchuaidao，yongdaozhizhezhongrendao：“zaishuoyibian，gennimenmeiguanxi，dougunyuandian！”“**，**zaizi……。
chenyangnazheqishuiheleyikouhou，suijichaoerrenwendao：“niliangyihoudaodishadasuan？”
“nijiushuoba，niyaogansha？”
“wohejizhenggeshaokaodian，xiangwenwenniliangyoushaxiangfamei？”
“yisihehuogano。”leleyiting，dunshijiumingbailechenyangdeyisi。
“dui，wohejileyixia，zaitongzilouyeshineibiankai，fangzuyinianzuishaodeliangsanwan，jiandanshoushishoushi，youdeyiwanduo，haidemaibingju，bingxiang，zhuoyibandengchujuzheixie，suanliangwan，zaijiashangliuyiwankuaiqianjinhuoqian，guangzheixiejiuchabuduoqiwanle，woyigerennazheimelaoxieqiantaifeijing，suoyijiuxunsiwenwenniliang。”
“yirennaduoqianna？”gouzizizheyahuaziwendao。
“两万五差不多。”
“womeishawenti，xiangganjiuganbei，huitouwojiwodiedagedianhua，xiawujiubaqiannalai。”lelezhijiekaikouyinglexialai。
zheidianchenyangdaomeiyouyiwai，leledeqingkuanggentahegouzibutong，renjiajialishizuomucaishengyide，jutijiadiyouduoshaobuzhidao，danxianglaibailaiwanhaishiyoude。
suoyi，tamenhunshehuishibenzheqianhunde，erleledanchunjiushixiande。
“woxiangxiangzhaoer。”gouzidianlegenyan，zhouzhemeitoumengchouqilai，shaojiandeluchuyilianshenchenzhise。
tajiatiaojianyangeyiyishanglaishuo，haiburuchenyangjia，chenyangshimeima，ertayougehouma，gengj.bfan。
zuiguanjiandeshitadiehaipalaopo，pingshihuashikuaiqianmaipingjiuhaidedabaogao，genbenmeishazhiwang。
buguochenyangxianranshiwuhuile。
“gouzi，ruguoshuonixiangjiezhewan，yemeisha，wonenglijie，bijinggerenyougerendexuanze，wozhishijuedezanmenyedoulaodabuxiaole，xianggandianzhengjingyingsheng。”
“woyeershihaojile，zhidaonishayisi，wozigeeryezhuomoguo，xianzaimeitianlingyibangxiaohaierdazhang，yebuxiangneimehuishier，hunbuchumingerbushuo，guanjianshihaitemezhengbuchuduoshaogangbenger，jianggedashihua，xianzaiwoliangjizhigebaichangzizhengde，haiburudangshinijinquzhiqianjirenyaozhangchanshierzhengdeduo。”
“zadini？xianzaimeichanshieryaozhangdehuole？”chenyangyouxiebulijiedewendao。
“zameiyouni，daoxianzaihaigesanchawuyourenjiwodadianhua，danzhigeburangjie。”
“为啥不让接？”
“renjiaxianzaigendubaowanle，shangcengrenshilebei，meitianchuanzherenwurenliu，toufadazheerjinfala，zoudaoermaizhebazibu，gentemeyantoutanglekudangside，neibizhuangdewozhifangeying。”
lelezhishihegouziguanxihao，daomeizaigaozhicaozilichifan，suoyishuohuabingmeiyouduoshaozunjing。
“yisishigaozhijuedetaxianzaishenfenbuyiyanglebei，jiezheidianhuoerlianshangbuguangcaia？”
“neikebu，danniyaoshuoburangjie，duojidianqianyexinga，danwentishitabuguangbuduoji，haitemekoufengzi，meicibaichangmian，shuohaoderentoudianerbai，daozuihou，nengnadaoyibaiwujiubucuole，jiewanzhang，daowoliangshoulimeihuiyejiunengdeyiliangqiankuaiqian，nishuozheidoushaniandaile，yiliangqiankuaiqiangouganshade，chidunfan，shangtangktvjiumeile，zheibaimingjiushihaibawoliangdangxiaohaierni。”
“xingle，nishaobibiliangju。”gouzitingdeyouxiebunaifan。
“zadi，woshuocuole？nijianguosheijiadagegentayiyangde，zijichibaole，xiamianzheibangdierjiubuguanle？yaowoshuonigenyangyangyejiushiquexinyaner，shahaorennenggentahuna。”leleshuowan，haichaodishangtulekoutuomo。
dantahaoxiangwanglezijiyegenzheiliangquexinyanzoudetingjin。
“hehe……nishuodedui，woyefaxianwoyoudianquexinyaner，dangchuzajiugentacheyikuaierleni？”chenyangxiaohehefuhedao。
“yanger，zhigezuodeshichadianyisi，danbijingzanyegenzherenjiazhengguoqian，zaishuole，zheirenyehaisuanzhangyi……”
“zhangyigej.b，taneishizuodechadianyisime？caotamade，nizhidaozuowanshangwodiebeisheidademe？jiushitamenneibangren，dianerhaishigaozhidide。”chenyangbieleyishangwudehuoqi，zaicishishifanglechulai。
“**，zhendejiade？”gouzisihuyouxiebuxiangxin。
“woshangwujitadadianhua，taqinkoushuode，nishuozhendejiade？”
“呃……”
“neizadi，yanger，zhaozhaotaa？”lelesihuduigaozhijiyuanyijiu，gonghuodao。
wenyan，chenyangdunleyixia，jiezheyaoleyaotou，“suanle，renjiashatige，zanyoushishatige，zaishuoyeyourenpeiqianle，jiuzheiyangba，yihougezougede。”
“shatigetayebufangdana，zadi，woyongdaotongta，tabutenga。”
“xingleo，zheishierdazhu。”gouzitingbuxiaqule，“nengchujiuchuzhe，bunengchujiuladaobei，danxianzaiyangeryebuzhuijiu，nijiubietemegonghuole。”
“shuodaodihaishisongbei。”
“wosongnima，nikantarewotoushangwoganbuganduota！”
“niganjiugan，ma**shawanyier。”
“骂你咋滴？”
chenyangdunshiyounaoqiaotongle，“xingle！nengbunengbile，meiciwoyixiangtandianzhengshier，niliangjiujiwodaipaopianle，lianghuodie，zannengbunengbugang？”
“ai，erzi，nishuo。”leleconglaibuhuifangguorenheyigezhanbianyidejihui。
ergouziyeconglaibuhuifangguorenheyigezhanlelebianyidejihui，“dasunzi，nishuoba。”
“ai，**？zheibianyinidouzhan？”lelefanyingleguolai。
jianerrenyouyaoqicier，chenyangdouganjuexinhuangle，taganmangchakaihuatichaogouziwendao：“shaokaodianquedingganshiba。”
“xianggan，danwoxianzaizuiduonengcouwuqian，shengxiadehaidedadianhuacoucou。”
“bietemecoule，nihanwoyishengdie，wojininaliangwan。”leleyilianhuaixiaodeshuoleyiju。
“用还不？儿子。”
“我……”
chenyangpaerrenzaicikaizhan，zhijiewuzhuleleledezui，“hao，neinijietaliangwan，qiangoule，ranhouzanmenjiushuoshuoqitadeshier。”
……
jingguoyifanjiliedetaolun，sanrenzhongyusuanshibakaishaokaodiandeshierluoshilexialai。
zhongwuchiwanfan，chenyangjiusanrenfengongle。
lelequshichangshangzhuanyou，hejihejichujuhekaojiadeduoshaoqian。
ergouziqujiajuguangchangdinggouzhuoyihebataihuojia，shundaizhequkankanbingjuhebingxiangshajiaer。
zhiyuchenyang，zeshizhijiedachegandaolexiangfangqutongziloufujin。
suoweitongzilou，yuanyushanggeshijiqishiniandai。
dangshiweilejiejueqishiyeyuangongdezhufangwenti，guojiajiukaishidalijianshetongzilou。
erzheiyipaitongziloujiushineigeshihoujianqilaide，buguoyouyushijianjiuyuan，bufenloutichuxianposun，yinci，zaijiushiniandaimo，haiteyibokuanjinxingleyicidaxiushan。
buguozaidaoleliangqiannianyihou，fangdichanxingqi，renmenfenfendoubanjinledanyuanfang，erliuxialaitongzilou，ziranyebuhuirangkongzhe，douzulechuqu。
youyufangzubianyi，suoyilaizheilizufangziderenhenza。
youwailaiwugongrenyuan，shibajiuershichutoudexiaoqinglv，yijimeishazhengjingshiganer，danyoubuqueqianhuadeyixieguniang，zheixieguniangbaitianjihudouzaishuijue，weiduwanshangjiumiaomeihuayan，tizhebaochuqule。
zongzhizheilirenhenduo，xiangduideyebijiaoluan。
youqishiwanshang，qitadifangkenengmeisharen，danzheilijueduirenao，jiuerjiuzhi，yejiushunlichengzhangxingchengleyeshi。
chenyangxiachehou，jiukaishizaitongziloufujindelinjieshangpuzhuanyouleqilai。
zheilideshangpujuedaduoshudoushiminfanggaijian，huozheshiyongcaigangdajianqilaide，mianjibuda，danzujinquedoububianyi。
buguoyezhengyinweizujinbubianyi，suoyihaiyoupuzikongzhe。
buduoshi，chenyangjiukandaoleyijiatiezhezhaozuguanggaodepumian，shangmiantiezhedianhua，dayindezhihaitingxin，xianrangangtiechulaimeiduojiu。
tachaosizhoudaliangleyifan，jianshangpuzhenghaochuzailiangtiaojiedejiaohuichu，zhengduimianjiushitongziloudedamen，diliweizhineishixiangdangbucuo。
yushihu，chenyangzoushangqiantaochushoujijiuzhaozhehaomabolechuqu。
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