《songjiaoshoubiexiangtao，sheirangnizhaorexiaolanggou》shiyouzuozhe“sulvzaifanqie”chuangzuobianxie，xiaoshuonannvzhurengongshisongyanxitanyu，qizhongzhuyaoqingjieshi：songyanxibaozhekebenhebijibendiannaozoujinjiaoshi。tajintianchuanzhezhengqidebaichenshanhexiku，waimiantaoleyijianjiandandehuisemajia，daizhejinbianyanjing，zhengge……
songyanxidelingyigejihua，jiushi……
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tazoudaozijidebangongzhuohou，congxiamiandejuzili，quchuyigesisifangfang、shifenjingzhibaisedehezi。
tanyudixiatou，tabenlaiyiweisongyanxiyaojitadeyeshineigegaoshudasaidexuanchuancezi，keyanqianzheimedahezilizhuangde，xianranbukenengshineibenxiaocezi。
tanyutaiqiyishuangbumanjiebeideyanmou。
“songjiaoshou，ninshenmeyisi？”
songyanximinchunxiaolexiao，quebingmeiyoudakaihezi。
“tanyu，qishiwofeichanglijienidexuanze。ruguowoshinidehua，dagaiyehuizuochutongyangdexuanzeba。shouxian，neitianzaijiuba，wozuodedequetaiguofenle，benjiubuzhideyuanliang。qici，bijingwomuqianhaishinidegaoshulaoshi，juedingzhenizheimenkedechengji。jiuzheimebashipinjiaochuqu，he，woyaoshibaofunizenmeban？”
“he，songjiaoshou，ninzheishizaiweixiewome？biewangle，gaoshuzhishiwodeyimenxuanxiuke，bingbushibixiuke。”
“keshixuanxiukexuefenbugou，yeshitongyangbunengbiyedee。”
“nidaodixiangshuoshenme？！”
tanyuzhendeyouxiefennule，tameixiangdaoyanqianderenhaineng**daozheizhongdibu。
“nandaonideyisishi，ruguowobujiaochuneigeshipin，nijiuhuirangwoqimokaoshibujigeme？”
songyanxideyuqiyijiubujibuxu。
“bushizheigeyisi，wozhishizaichenshunidegulveryi。woxiangshuodeshi，jiranzheiyang，wolijienidexuanze，yezunzhongnideyinsi。erqie，woyirengedanbao，jueduibuhuizuochuneizhongshi！”
he，yirengedanbao？nizaigaoxiaoma？nizheizhongren，zhendeyourengema？tanyuxinlizheiyangxiangzhe，danzuishangbingmeiyoushuochukou。
“所以……”
songyanxijixushitanxingdikaikoudao。
“woxiangleyigejiejuewentidebanfa，buzhidaonijuederuhe。nishoujilideshipin，keyidengdaozheixueqiqimojieshuhou，zaishanchuyebuchi。bijingneishi，wojiubuzaishinidelaoshile，duiniyemeiyourenheweixie。womenyihoukeyijingshuibufanheshui，wobaozhengbuhuizaizhaoreni。ruguonihaiyoubiedeyaoqiu，yekeyihewoti。weilebiaomingwodechengyi……”
“wozhunbeileyigexiaoliwu。”
songyanxidixiatou，dakaibangongzhuoshangdeneigehezi。
hezilimianheranshiyishuangchunbaise、zaoxingxuankudenanzilanqiuxie。
zheishuangxieshinbamingxingtongkuanqiuxie，jiagebufei，hualesongyanxijihubangeyuedegongzi！
tachalexuexiaodeshetuanziliao，faxiantanyuzhijiaruleyigeshetuan，jiushilanqiushe，xianglaitayinggaihenxihuandalanqiu。eryitanyudejiatingtiaojian，zheimeguidelanqiuxieshibukenengrushoude。
younagereaiyundongdenianqingnanhaier，huijujueyishuangxuankujinglidelanqiuxieni？！
songyanxixiang，duiyutanyulaishuo，zheishuangxieyidingshiyigefeichangdadeyouhuo！
guoran，zhijiantanyudeyanzhongyishunjianluchuzhenjingdeshense，tademuguangdingzhehezilidelanqiuxie，jiujiumeiyouyikai。songyanxixiang，tayidinghenxihuanzheishuangxieba……
zheihaizikenenghaimeichuanguoshenmexiangyangdeyifuhexieziba？zheijicijianmian，tadouchuanzheneiyishenbaiseduanxiu，huikuzi，yekanbuchushenmepaizi，fanzhenghenpojiu。
ai，yeshiguaikeliande……
“nichalewodexuejidangan？”
zhitingtanyuhuranyouyoukaikou。
songyanximeixiangdaotanyuhuizheimecongming，yixiazijiucaidaolezijidiaochaguota。taganjinjieshi：
“wo、woqueshizixunguonidejiatingqingkuang，buguo，wozhendemeiyoubiedeyisi，zhishixiangtigongyixielisuonengjidebangzhu，nibiewuhui。”
“he，yuanlaishizheiyang。”
tanyutaiqitou，zuijiaohaiqinshangleyimoxiaorong。tazoushangqian，dadafangfangdipengqizhuozishangdexiehe。
jiantanyunaqilexiezi，songyanxixiaoxinyiyidikaikou。
“ni……xihuanzheishuangxiema？jushuozheishinbamingxingtongkuan，jinniandexinpin。”
“呵，喜欢啊。”
tanyubaxiehezhuanghuipangbiandesuliaodaili，linleqilai。
“xiexiesonglaoshi，neiwojiubukeqile。woxiawuhaiyouke，meishenmeshierdehua，wojiuhuiqule。”
talianshangdexiaoronglimaoerkeqi，nongdesongyanxidouyouxiebuhaoyisile。
“buyongkeqi，buyongkeqi！ruguoyihouniyoushenmexuyao，suishi、suishidoukeyilaizhaowo……duile！”
“songlaoshi，haiyoushenmeshierma？”
“women、womenjiageweixinba……”
“好的。”
tanyumeiyouyouyu，jialesongyanxideweixin，weixiaozhezhuanshenlikaile。
kanzhetanyulikaidebeiying，songyanxizhijuedezijixintiaojiasu，shouxinfare，buzhidaoshijidongde，haishijinzhangde。
buguanzenyang，jintianzheijianshizongsuanyoulegebucuodejieguo，tayekeyizanshifangxiaxinle。
jiuzaizheishi，“peng”——
menwaidezoulangli，huranchuanlaiyishengjuxiang。
songyanxixinzhongmomingyijin，tazhoulezhoumei，zouchubangongshi，laidaozoulangyikan。
zhenggezoulangkongdangdangde，yigerenyingdoumeiyou，zoulangshangdediantixianshizhengzaixiadaoyilou，yinggaishitanyuganggangchengzuodiantilikaile。
erdiantimenbian，fangzheyigeyinsedelajitong，xiyangdeyuhuixia，songyanxikandaolajitongliyoushenmedongxizhengfanchudiandianliangguang。
宋砚西心头一凉。
shenchushouwanglajitongliyimo，guoranmodaoleyigehezisidedongxi，tabaneihezilaochulai，dakaiyikan。
草！
他立刻骂出了声。
hezilizhuangde，zhengshitagangsongjitanyudeneishuangnbalanqiuxie。
数日后，周末。
yidazao，tanyujiuchuandaizhengqi，beishangshubao，tuikailegongyudamen。
gangyikaimen，yimingpangpangde，dingzheyitou“dizhonghai”faxingdezhongniannanrenjiu“peng”didakaigebifangjiandemenzhuileshanglai，tashenshangchuanzheweiqun，shoushanghainazheyizhiguochan。
tanyubingbuzhuxiao，ershizhuzaixuexiaofujindeyijianyishiyitingdedanshengongyuzhong。suiranzhenggexiaoqudoushitanjiakaifade，danshitanjiahaishibufangxin，teyipaileyimingguanjia，zhaogutaderichangqiju，tongshibaozhangtadeanquan，jiuzhuzaitadegebi。
zhuichulaideren，zhengshihuguanjia。tayibianzaiweiqunshangcashou，yibianjiaojidao。
“shaoye，ninzheishiyaoqunaera？wozhengdasuanzuozaofanjininsongquni！”“
“wobuchile，nizijichiba。”
“neininjidianhuilaia？！”
“不知道。”
“keshilaoyegangcailaidianhua，shuojintianzhoumo，rangninzhongwuhuijiachifanni！”
“yaoquhushuzijiquba，woxianzoule。”
“shaoyedengdeng！bushi，gangcaifu、bushi，nimuqinyedaledianhua，yerangninjintianqutajialichifanni！”
“he，wojintiannaeryebuhuiqu。”
shiduonianqian，tanyufumulihunhou，yougezichenglejia，youlexindejiating。rujin，wulunshifuqin、haishimuqinneili，zaojiushibutadejiale。
tanyutouyebuhuidixiangwaizou，huguanjiajidezhiduojiao。
“ai，shaoye，nindaodishiyaoqunaerni？ninhaodaigaosuwoyisheng，buranwozenmejiaochaa！”
tanyuzhuanguoshen，xiangkanshaziyiyangdebiaoqing，kanzhehuguanjia。ranhouzuijiaoweiweiqiaoqi，haishenshoupailepaitadejianbang。
“hushu，nijiugaosuwoba，wohuiwomajiale。ranhouzaigaosuwoma，wohuiwobajiale，bujiuwanlema。he，fanzhengtamenyebushizhendeguanxinwoqunaer，gengbukenengjiduifangdadianhuaqueren。”
shuowan，tagancuililuodizhuanshenlikai，zhiliuxiahuguanjiayigeren，nazheguochan，dingzheyitoudizhonghaifaxingzaifengzhonglingluan……
shifenzhonghou，tanyulaidaoleyunchengdaxuexiaomenkoudeyijiadangaodian。
“wozuotianzaizheilidinglegeshengridangao。”
tajidianyuandiguoyizhangdingdanxiaopiao。
“haode，wojininchacha。”
dianyuanjieguoxiaopiao，zaidiannaozhongchalecha，ranhouzoujinhouchu，tizheyigebaozhuangjingmeidedangaohezizoulechulai。
“ninhao，zheishinindingdeshuiguodangao，ninkankanmeicuoba？”
tanyujieguohezi，ditoukanlekanlimiandangaodeyangzi，dianlediantou。
“嗯，没错。”
shuowan，talinzhehezizouchuledianpu。tashoushangdangaobingbuda，yejiugouliangsangerenchi，dingshangsamanlexinxiandeshuiguokeli，zhongjianhaichaleyikuaixinxingdebaiqiaokeliban。
qiaokelibanshang，shiyijushouxiedezhufuyu———
“ayao，shengrikuaile。”
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