remenxiaoshuo《shenjiyuyi》youdashenzuozhetingfengbianzhuercheng，xiaoshuozhujiaoshiwangdongliuqingcheng，qingjieshengdong，xijiemiaoxiedaowei，zhideyikan。xiaoshuojingcaijiexuanliuyunqidebaotiaorulei，zhizheliuqingchengdao：“sheirangnibushitaijude？nitemayaoshishitaiju，zaodianjiaochuliushijituan，haiyoujintiandeshiqingma？”……
diertian，liuqingchengyizaojiudaizhewangdongganwanggongsi。
wangdongcheshangdazhehaqian，yilianmeishuixingdeyangzi。
zuowanliuqingchenghezuijiu，zhetenglebansu，jiangtazhemodegouqiang。
zheigenvrenhezuijiu，tuotadeyifujiusuanle，juranhaituozijideyifu……
ruguobushizuihouyigenyinzhenrangtashuizhele，gujitajiuzhenjiebubaole。
zhishimeixiangdaoxinglaihou，tajingranshenmedoubujidele。
wangdonghenxiangnachuludeshipinjitakankan，xiangxianghaishisuanle，yaoshizheinvrenqifenzhixiakaichezhuangqiang，neikeshiyicheliangming。
ershifenzhonghou，chetingzaileliushijituandetingchechang。
“wangdong，nizongzheimedingzhe**ma？”
xialeche，liuqingchengyishuangmeimoudengzhewangdong。
tazongjuedewangdongjintiandemuguangtaiguaiyile，rangtahenbushufu。
“haokanbei，haiburangrenkana……”
wangdongmolemobi，zaixintoujialeyiju，**yifudeshihougenghaokan。
“feihua！benxiaojieshenmeshihoubuhaokan？”
liuqingchenglenghengyisheng，zhuanshenwangliushijituanzouqu。
gangzoudaodamen，jiubeiyigechuanzhexizhuangdaizheyanjingdezhongniannanrenlanzhule。
“xuzong，nizheishishenmeyisi？”
liuqingchengmeitouweizhou，xintouyouleyisibuhaodeyugan。
lantaderenshigongsidefuzong，xuzhou。
xuzhouheliuyunzoudehenjin。
“buhaoyisi，liuxiaojie，nixianzaimeizigejinliushijituanle。”
xuzhoutaishoutuiletuibiliangshangdeyanjing，xiaorongxixue：“youyunizaizhiqijian，meiyoujigongsidailairenhelirun，haidaozhigongsikuisunyanzhong。”
“yinci，jingguozaoshangdongshihuiyanjiujueding，jiechunideyiqiezhiwu。”
柳倾城呆住。
wangdongyeyouxiecuoe，zuotianliuqingchengcainaxialiangyidetouziwanjiuleliushijituan，jintianjiubeidongshihuijiechuzhiwu？
dongshihuideneibangjiahuo，naodaishijinshuileba？
片刻。
liuqingchenghuiguoshenlai，qiaolianzhouranbinglengxialai：“jiechuwodezhiwu？sheijitamendediqi？biewangle，wozuoricaijigongsi，lalailelianggeyidetouzi。”
“ni？lalailianggeyidetouzi？hahaha……”
xuzhoubaozheshuangshou，chaofengdaxiao：“pingni？nenglalailianggeyidetouzi？nipeima？”
“tianhuangjituandezongcaishishenmerenwu？nijiusuanxiangyaopeishui，gujirenjiadoubuxieyiguba！”
“zheiliangyidetouzi，fenmingshiliuyunliuzonglalaide。”
liuqingchengfenquanzuanjin，fennudeqiaoliandouweiweizhanghongqilai。
tazaiwaimianpinsipinhuo，lianqingbaidouchadianhuile。
meixiangdao，zuihouliuyunjingranpaochulaiqianggong，daodayipajiangtatichuju，tai**le。
“滚开！”
“liuyunni？woyaojianliuyun”
“tabushishuozheiliangyitouzi，shitazhaolaidema？”
“wodaoshiyaodangmianwenwenta，tashizenmezhaolaide。”
liuqingchengtaibujiuwanglizou。
“liuqingcheng，liuzongshinixiangjianjiunengjiandema？”
“niannicengshigongsidezongcai，jiniliumianzile，zaibushitaiju，worangbaoanjiangnidiuchuqunixinma？”
xuzhouzhangkaishuangshoulanliuqingchengzhu，shentihaiguyiwangqiancenglai，xiangyaozhanliuqingchengdebianyi。
liuqingchenghedejinghuyisheng，xiayishidixianghoutui。
tachuanzhegaogenxie，jiaoxiazhongxinbuwen，shentibianhoudaoqu。
xianzaishishangbanshijian，henduoyuangongyijingzhuyidaozheibian，jiuzaitayiweizijihuishuaidelangbeibukandeshihou，hurangandaoshentiyiqing，beirenlanzailehuaili。
tataitoukanqu，jiukandaowangdongyizhishoulanzheta，yizhishouyijingqiazhexuzhoudebozi，jiangtatishanglebankong。
“laobanqinzichongfengxianzhen，zheirangwozheigebaobiao，henmeimianzia！”
wangdongliezuiyixiao，liuqingchengquelenglengdaleyigejiling。
takeshizhidaowangdongdelihaide，xianzaixuzhouxiangzhiyaziyibanzaibankongputeng，tahenpawangdongyinuzhixia，zhijieningduanxuzhoudebozile。
那事情可就大了。
wangdongkeshigangcongjianyulichulai。
“wangdong，wangdong，nikuaifangkaita，weilezheimeyigexiaojiaosemeibiyao……”
liuqingchengjidezhuazhulewangdongdeshoubei。
“danxinwo？ze，gaibuhuishiaishangwoleba？”
“buguo，haoxiangyedui，xiaojiaosemeiyisi，neijiuhuangedayidiandejiaose。”
wangdongsuishoujiangxuzhoudiudaoshumiwai，jugaolinxiadikanzheta：“wei，jiaoliuyunxialai，sanfenzhongyaoshijianbudaota，wojiudaduannideshoujiao。”
tayuqipingdan，quetouzheyigesenlengdehanyi。
xuzhouyuanbenxiangjiaobaoan，dankanzhewangdongdexiaorong，yigeziyeshuobuchulai。
tajuedezijixianzaiganfankang，zhendehuibeiwangdongdaduanshoujiao。
“liuqingcheng，ninaoshenme？”
xuzhouhaimeiyoudadianhua，liuyunyijingdaizherencongdiantilichulaile。
tashuangshouchuaizaikudouli，liansetieqing，zuijiaoquedaizhenanyiyanshidetiaoxin。
“jiechunidezhiwu，shigongsidongshihuideyizhijueding。”
“niyoushenmebumankeyishenbian，zongrongniderenoudagongsigaoceng，pohuaigongsizhixu，nishenmeyisi？”
“haiyou，tianhuangjituandezongcai，mashangjiuguolaiqiandinghetongle，nizheishihounao，shixiangyaorenjiakanwomendexiaohuama？”
liuyunshuodedayilinran，yizhonggudongheyuangongdouchongzheliuqingchengzhizhidiandian。
“shia！taibuxianghuale。”
“kuiwomenzhiqianhaineimexinrenta，xianzaijingranzhigongsixingxiangyubugu，kechi。”
“liuqingcheng，kuaidianzouba！xianzainiyijinghegongsimeiguanxile。”
“……”
liuqingchengqiaolianbingleng，dingzhezhongrendao：“chenwobuzai，shanzizhaokaidongshihui，jiujingshishei**？”
“haiyouzheilianggeyidetouzi，shiwocongtianhuangjituandezongcaishouzhongtanlaide，nimenquetingxinliuyundepianmianzhici，jiuxuanzezhichita……”
“liuqingcheng，wokannishiwomeimei，caijinidemianzi，nibiejilianbuyaolian。”
liuyunlishengdaduanliuqingcheng，bujitajieshidejihui。
tayangleyangshouzhongdehetong，lenghengdao：“hetongdeshiyi，woyijingqiaodingle，jiudengtianhuangjituandezongcailaiqianzi，nishixiangyaoliushijituanpochanma？”
“yaobuxiangrangliushijituanpochan，jiuganjingun！”
liuqingchengyaozhebochun，qiaolianyunnu。
liuyunshizaimingmuzhangdandeweixie，jiushiduandingtabuganrangliushijituanpochan。
erta，yedequeyaoweifuqinshouzhuliushijituan。
zaijiangchixiaqu，linyaozongjiandaoliushijituanfenbenglixi，daoshoudetouzikongpayouyaofeile。
怎么办？！
liuqingchengxianrulezhengzhazhizhong。
zheishi，zhangxinchuanlaiyizhenwennuan。
liuqingchengditou，jianshiwangdongqianzhuletadeshou。
tadezuijiaoyijiudaizhebuzhengjingdexiaorong，danquejiletayizhonganxindeganjue。
“zuoweibaobiao，xianzaigaiwochuchangle。”
wangdongniuleniubozi，xiangzheliuyunzouqu：“weixieyigenvren，meiduodayisi，wolaipeiniwanwanba？”
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