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东海城。
一处老旧房区。
“ze，hanjiadezhuixuyouchulaile。”
“shiba，zheiyangdefeiwuwanyier，huanchengwowodoubuhaoyisichumen。”
“tingshuotazaihanjiadoushishuiloutidixiade?”
“neikebu，tazenmenengshangchuang?”
“哈哈哈哈哈哈。”
chenfengzouzailushang，mianwubiaoqing。
zheiyangdecierdeyanlun，tatingdeyouxiemamule。
yinianqian，jiejiezhongbingzaishen，budeyiruzhuihanjia。
hanjialaoyezikanzhongchenfengdexiangmaoqizhi，jitaershiwanzhibing，rangtaruzhui。
不得已，答应了。
tazixiaoyujiejiexiangyiweiming，datashisuidejiejie，gongyangtaduwandaxue，queyinweigongzuocaolao，zhongbingchanshen。
tajiangzijidejixuhejiadangquanbudimai，jiashanghanjianeiershiwan，yigongyejiusiwushiwan。
duiyujiejiedezhongbinglaishuo，beishuichexin。
rujinjiejiehaizaiyiyuanlidiaozheyangqiping。
chenfengtizheyigezhulanzi，tayaoqushanshangdedaoguanjijiejieqifu。
zaoshouleyiludelengchaorefeng，gangdaodaoguanmenkou，jiutingdaoyishengkoushaochuilai。
陈风身躯一颤!
tayongyuanwangbulezheigeshengyin!
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“yohe，zheibuwofenggema?zenmejinrihaoxingzhilaiguanliyouwana?”lairenmanlianxixue，qingtiaodeshuodao。
“wang!hong!”chenfengkanzhewanghong，henbudeshaleta!
tongshi，yetonghenzijidenuoruohewuneng。
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beicongguzhongsheng，wanbanbururen。
mobuzuoshengdexiangyaoconglingyiduanjinrudaoguan，sheizhiwanghongyagenbuxiangfangguota。
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yitiqizheige，neigeemengbanyewandejiyiwuxianfangda。
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jiejiebingzhongdeshihou，wanghongdaizherenlaikanwangtajiejie，tabenlaihaitinggandong，sheizhi……
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wanghongmosuozheqingweitengtongdeshoubei，mianluhense，boziyongliniudong，guguanjiepapazuoxiang。
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chenfenglianbuzhedi，dengshiliuxialeliangxingbixue。
wanghongduozaitashenqian，zuoshouzhuazhechenfengtoufawangshangti，youshouqingqingpaidachenfenglianjia，dao：“nibushiniuma?bushiniuma?wodezhuxi。”
shuowanzhongzhongyibazhangshanzaichenfenglianshang，shandetazuijiaochuxue，chaoxiaodao：“nibuguoshigefeiwu，haidangleshangmennvxu?hehe，meiyongdewanyi。”
jiantachaoxiao，jigeenzhutadegenbanyegenzhexiao，wanghongxiaozhedao：“kexinijiejiemashangyaosile，buranwohairangnikanwoqifuta，ze，shangcimeichenggong，zhenkexi!”
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wanghonglengxiaodekanletayiyan，poweihaoxindeshuodao：“chenfeng，nijiaowoyishengyeye，wojiufangleni，zenmeyang?”
chenfengweiweitaitou，zhizhidekanzheta。
yanzhongshanshuozhemamuhechouhen。
suihouyikoudaizhexuedetuomopenzailewanghonglianshang。
wanghongborandanu，zhanqishenlaiyouyijiaodengzaichenfengtouding，henshengdao：“nimenjigebatajiworengjinzheigechizili!”
daoguanpangbianyougechizi，chizilimianyoubixi，bixituozhebeiwen，qianlaidaoguanderenmendouxihuanwangbixishenshangtouyingbi，taogehaoyun。
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naiheshuichitaiqian，tahaimeiyoulaidejifanying，jiuyitouzhuangzailebixitoushang。
赑屃头就此折断。
chenfengyanyihei，yunleguoqu。
一道金光闪过。
chenfengzhengkaiyan，ziyudao：“wozheishisilema?”
shenhouchuanlaiyigecanglaodeshengyin：“xiaojiahuo，nihaihaoba?”
chenfengmimangdezhuanguotou，zhijianyigexufajiebaidelaozhe，shouzhongnazhefuchen，weixiaodekanzheta。
tapangbianhaiyougeqixingguaizhuangdewugui。
chenfengyihuodao：“nishi?”
laozheweiweiyixiao，dao：“nizhuanghuailebixidegongxiang，tashengqile，feiyaowolaikankanni。”
chenfengkanqu，zhijianneiqixingguaizhuangdewugui，tuozhezhichayuntiandebeiwen，zhengziyaliezuidekanzheta。
chenfengbuhaoyisideshuodao：“duibuqi。”
“jirannenggoujingdongbixi，zhengqiaowoyezaizhei，neibianshiniwoyouyuan，kannishenshikanke，wochuannidaojiawushu，xiwangnixingshanjide。”
laozheyiyangfuchen，chenfengyanqianjianjianmohu。
chenfengjishengdao：“laorenjia，qingwennindezunxingdaming?”
“shirendoujiaowotaiyijiukutianzun。”
陈风突然醒来。
“啊!”
“啊!”
“诈尸啦!”
四周人大声尖叫。
chenfengzuoyouyikan，zhijianzijitangzaidishang，sizhourendouzaiweizheguankan，zhizhidiandian。
mangrandezhanqishenlai，zhengxiangyaojieshiyifan，biantingdaoyuanchuyourenhandao：“yeye!yeye!nimeishiba?”
shunshikanqu，yilaozhecongdaoguanchulai，weinengmaiguomenjian，shuaidaozaidi。
chenfengshaoweiyipie，naohaizhongbuyouzizhudefuxianchuzheixiexinxi：
秦天羽。
83岁。
hunhezhongdu，mingxuanyixian，keshiyongtaiyishenzhenjiuzhi。
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