doushishenghuoxiaoshuo《shenlanghongqi9》youzuojiashenlangchuangzuo,zhujiaoshishenlangsuqingyu，womenweinintigongshenlanghongqi9shoufazuixinzhangjiejizhangjieliebiao。jiangshudeshidianhuayijietong，neitoubianxiangqileyidaodichenyansudeshengyin。wenxuanbumenzhuyaojiushifuzeduiwaizhengzhixuanchuan，yijibuduinei……
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“是红旗9。”
“红旗9？”
baoxiangongsijingliweiweiyileng，suihouxunwendao。
“ninshuodeyinggaishihongqih9ba？”
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……
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开什么玩笑呢？
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……
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“没错。”
……
shenlangziranshiwanfenqueding，danbaoxiangongsiderentinghouqueshiyijiubuxiangxin。
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suoyi，zongshiyagenjiubuxiangxin。
danbaoxianjinglihaishixiangsuqingyuxunwenletadexiangxiweizhi。
bingbiaoshirangtashaodeng，mashangjiudairendaoxianchangchakan。
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……
另一边，保险公司。
“hongqi9、zhongyuanchengfangkong、daodanyunzaiche？”
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duiyuganggangdianhualisuqingyudeshuocikeyishuoshiyifendoubuxiangxin。
“jingli，niganggangshuoshenmefangkongdaodan，haishenmeyunzaiche？”
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“lianzheizhongchedoubaolea？”
yipangdejigeyuangongyinyuetingdaogangcaidetonghua，haoqidexunwendao。
……
jinglizhouzhemeitoupieletamenyiyan。
“shenmexinyewu，shichushigule。”
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“a，jingli，women……”
“快点，别墨迹！”
shuozhe，baoxianjinglibiandaizhejigeyuangongyiqichufa，qianwangshiguxianchang。
……
baoxiangongsidejirenyilukuaisudelaidaoleshifadi。
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renqunzhongbushaorendouzaiyilunfenfen。
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“jiushide，zheicheshangkemeikandaodaodan。”
……
baoxianjinglitingdaorenqunzhongdetaolun，yemanshichayi，dancikerongbudeduoxiang，limadaizhejigeyuangongzoushangqianqu。
“mafanrangyixia，rangyixia。”
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baoxianjinglizoushangqian，chongzhesuqingyuwendao。
suqingyudianlediantou：“shiwo，sunjingli。”
“ganggangwobuxiaoxinzhuiweilezheiliangche，haimafannimenbangmangchuliyixia。”
……
sunboshunzhesuqingyuzhidefangxiangkanqu。
zaikandaoleshenlangdechehou，biaoqingdunshiyileng，zhenggerendoumengle。
wanquanmeiyouxiangdaosuqingyuzhuangdejingranhuishizheimedadeyiliangche。
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