《shanglianzonghou，faxianjiabinquanshiqiannvyouzheibenshuxiedehenshenggong，juqingbusutao。kanlehaixiangkan，gushihenxiyinren，hujianyangliuxiedezhenhao。fangzhousongqinghuanshibenshudezhujiao，jiangshule：“zhouge，jintianshiyuedile，nizheigeyueliushuiyoumeiyoudabiao。”“gonghuiguiding，lianxuwugeyueliushuibudabiao，jiuyaobaheyuejiang……
shoujishangdeduanxin，mingmingbaibaidixiezhefangzhoulianggezi，haiyoudixiafudaizhedeweixinhao，rangrenxinlibujinjingtiqilai。
“zheiniantouzhapianduanxindouzheimebizhenlema？”
huixiangqizijitianxiezaigezhongappshangdexinxi，fangzhoutanlekouqi，gankaizhe：“richangzaihulianwangshangluobena。”
yijingzuduidexiaofupotingdaoshengyin，zaineitouxunwendao：“shenmeluoben？”
meichuankuchazideshengyintingqilaimengmengde，xiangshijinpaozaifengmilidemizao，tiantiande。
zaogao，wangjihaiyaodaifupodayouxile。
fangzhouqingleqingsangzi，jieshidao：“meishenme，ganggangjieshoudaoyigezhapianduanxin，shuowobaominglelianzong。”
tayigezhengerbajingdeshuaige，xuyaoshanglianzongzhaonvpengyouma？
hekuangtaxianzaigenxiaonvyouhaozheni，nalixuyaozaizhaole？
chizhewanlidekanzheguolide，mingxianjiubushitadefengge。
“a，zhuboyaoqulianzongma？nagejiemua？”
neitoudemeichuankuchazihaoqidewenxunzhe。
fangzhousuishoukaishileyouxipipei，suikouhuidaleyiju“jiaoshenmelianaibaifenbai。”
“mingzihaiqudetingxiangyangde。”
fangzhouchixiaoyisheng，chekailehuati。
“你是纯新手吗？”
gangcaikantafazaidanmulideneirong，ganjuexiangshimeiyoujiechuguozheigeyouxi。
“shide，wodiyiciwanni，niyaohaohaojiaowoe。”
ruanmeizideshengyintingqilaijiumengmengde，rangrenshengchuleyiguqiangliedebaohuyu。
fangzhoudaifensiwanyouxiyetingduocile，duileisidechangjingjianguaibuguai。
“fangxinba，jiaozaiwoshenshang！”
ranerdangmeichuankuchazi，dingzhesanjijiashangqusongrentou，nazhebabeijingkanxingxingdeshihou，fangzhouhaishirenbuzhuxiaole。
dantahaishijinzhijinze，quanlibaohuzhexiaofupo，zhengqurangtaganshoudaoyouxidelequ。
zuihougongxiziyangchulaideshihou，erjilichuanlailenvhaikaixindehuanhusheng。
“wa！chijile！taibangle！”
lianxuwanlesanjuzhihou，fangzhoujintiandezhiboshizhangyechabuduole，zhengyaoxiabodeshihou，zhibojianlituranjinlaileyigeshuxideid。
“ruantangtuzi”：yo，daimeini。
fangzhouhuixiangleyixia，zheibushitanvyousongqinghuandexiaohaoma？
taganjinjieshidao：“zheishixinfensi，tabuhuiwan，wodaidaita，nibiewuhui...”
fangzhoudehua，haimeishishuowan，jiukandaopingmushangde“ruantangtuzi”dachuleyixingdanmu。
“younvyoulehaidandudaimei，nigesizhanan！womenfenshouba！”
shuowantajiutuichulezhibojian。
fangzhoulengleyixia，ganmanggenmeichuankuchazizhaohuleyishengxiabo。
tanachushoujibodasongqinghuandedianhua，neibianquechuanlaimangyin。
“ninsuobodadedianhuazhengzaitonghuazhong，qingshaohouzaibo。”
fangzhouyijingmengbile，zhiqiantayebushimeiyoudaiguonvfensi，songqinghuanmingmingyekandaoguo，weishenmezheicituranjiushengqile？
erqietafanyinghaizheimeda，zhijienaofenshou，liandianhuayebujie，jieshiyebutingle。
fangzhoubushibunengjieshoufenshou，ershibunengjieshoujiuzheiyangfenshou。
erqie，zhiyoutatifenshoudefen，songqinghuanyebunengbianchengliwai。
tasuoxingxialoukaiche，yijiaoyoumencaidaodi，zhijielaidaolesongqinghuanjialouxia。
gangyaoshanglou，jiuzaidiantichuyudaoleyiduilouzhejianbangchulaidenannv。
erneinvrendelian，qingchunzhongdaizheyisiyaoyan，bushisongqinghuanshishei？
fangzhouxinlidenuqiyixiajiushanglaile。
talengxiaoleyishengshuodao：“hehe，nizheiwufengxianjieyetingkuaidea。”
jiandaofangzhoudediyishijian，songqinghuandelianshangyechuxianleyimohuangzhang，danyouhenkuaixiaoshibujian。
querdaizhideshitanrandanding。
“nilaiganshenme？womenyijingfenshoule。”
“huanhuan，zheijiushinineigeguoqiqiannanyouzhubo？kanzheyebuzenmeyanga。”
zhanzaisongqinghuanpangbiandenanrenqingmiedixiaozhe。
fangzhoupieletayiyan，feitoudaer，bozishangdaizhejinlianzituxianchutuhaoshenfen，duzishangdefeiroudoukuaibianchengzhuyoule，dunshiganjueyanjingbeiladaole。
tachixiaoyisheng，fanbodao：“meixiangdaonixianzaikouweizheimezhong，zheizhongfeizhudounengxiadequshou。”
beimazuofeizhu，neigenanrendunshinaonubuyi，yankanjiuyaochongshanglaigenfangzhouganjia。
songqinghuanlanzhuleta，quanjiezhe:“gege，wogentashuojijuhua，niqucheshangdengwo。”
nanrendenglefangzhouyiyan，tingzheyishendefeirouyizhanyizhandizoule。
“niyekandaoleba，tahenyouqian。”
songqinghuanzhishizhefangzhoudeyanjing，tanrandishuodao。
fangzhoulenghengyisheng：“qianwoyehuiyou。”
hekuangtayiqianyehenyouqian，zhishizanshikundunbale。
songqinghuanyaoyaotou，yanlimanshishiluo：“womayaodeliangbaiwancaili，nishenmeshihounengcouqi？”
“yinixianzaiderenqi，nikaoshenmecouqi？”
“shikaoniyueruwuqian，meirimeiyedizhibosishinianma？”
“haishikaonibuchibuhesanshinianni？”
songqinghuanwendemeiyiju，doushixianshiwenti。
genbenjiubuhuiyounvshenggenyigeguoqizhuboyizhizouxiaqu，tayebuliwai。
fangzhoubilebiyanjing，jieshizhe：“cailideshiqing，wokeyiqugennimamatan，niyaoshibuxianggenwozaiyiqiyemeiyouguanxi，weishenmeyaobazijimaile？”
shide，fangzhoujuedesongqinghuanshiweilecailibazijimaile。
songqinghuanqueyaoyaotoushuodao：“bu，qiankeyijiejue99％dewenti，zheijiushiwoxiangguodeshenghuo。”
“nitaigaokanwole，fangzhou。”
takanzhefangzhoudelian，yiziyijushuodao：“wochengrengangcaizaizhibojian，zhishixiangzhaogejiekougennifenshou。”
“ruguonibuguolai，neijiuyizhibeimanzheyetinghao，jiranniguolaile，wojiubahuashuoqingchu。”
“jiageyouqianren，danghaomentaitai，xiangshoushenghuo，jiushiwodeyuanwang。”
“erzheizhongshenghuo，nijibule。”
songqinghuanhaishineigeqingchunmoyang，yirudangchufangzhouzaidajieshangjiandaotadediyiyan，kebuzhidaoshenmeshihouqi，tadeyanshenjiubianle。
youhuoxushi，fangzhoucongweizhenzhengkanqingguota。
tachelechechunjiao，xiaoleyisheng。
“jiranzheishinixiwangde，neiwochengquanni。”
“buguo，gaishuofenshoudeshiwo，songqinghuan。”
“nipeibushangwo，fenshouba。”
fangzhoujiandingzhuanshen，zhunbeiliqu。
shenhouquechuanlailesongqinghuandeshengyin。
“fangzhou！woyongrenmaibangnibaominglelianaibaifenbailianzong，nadaoleyigeminge，niquba。”
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