《shuailezhananhouquanqiushoufulaiqiuhun》zheipianyourongyuanxiedexiaoshuo，gushiqingjiecuozongfuzayihuankouyihuan。jirenyouzhongyikouqikandaodideganjue。zhujiaoshimubeiyinhuoshiqing，《shuailezhananhouquanqiushoufulaiqiuhun》jianjie：mujianeidianshisheibuzhidao，congqianmeijianguozheiweimudaxiaojie，zhitingshuoshizaixiangxiazhangda，shigecusudexiangbalao。……
menwaimashengbuduan，muqianrouxiayishijianjiaoqilai，“jiejie，woshinimeimeia，nizenmenengguyixianhaiwo！woxinzanghaoteng……”
“qianrou！”linrufanyingguolai，kuzhepushangqu。
“beiyin，baqianrouhaichengzheiyangnimanyilema？yaohui，kuaijiujiuqianrouba，taxinzangbuhao……wuwu，wohewonverzenmezheimemingkua！”
muyaohuikanzhemubeiyinneizhanglian，qidehunshenfadou，zaozhidaoshiwunianqianjiugairangzheigeniezhangqusi！
tazenmejiuzheimebudongshi？weilemujiaheqianroudeweilai，xishengtayigeyounengzenmeyang？
muyaohuiyuexiangyuezenghen，mengdiyipaizhuozi，“xingle，zheijianshibuzhunzaiti！”
mubeiyinyanpiyixian，“buzhunzaiti？wobeimuqianrouwumiesuanji，meilehunyinyemeilemingsheng。rujinzhenxiangdabai，niyijusuanle，meimeijiuzhishenshiwai，dangshenmedoumeifashengguo？”
muyaohuinuqigengshen，“neinihaixiangzenmeyang？rangqianroujinixiaguima？！tadoushuolebushita，nizheimejinjinjijiaoyoushenmeyisi！”
mubeiyinmouzishunjianlenglexiaqu。
“yuanlaizhengjianshiqing，doushiwojinjinjijiao，linnvshihemeimeikuliangshengjiucongxiongshoubianchengleshouhaizhe，wozikuiburu。”
menwaiyouhushixintengdeyaotou，“mudongguoranpianxindaomeibianle，chuchuweihuneigesishengnv，kelianlemudaxiaojie。”
“yigechuguidenanren，nengzhiwangtama？tapashizaojiubeixiaosanmihunletou！”
“nanguaizheixienianmudaxiaojiedemingshengyuelaiyuecha，youzheiyangdiandaoheibaidejimuhesishengnv，tamingshengnenghaodaonaliqu？”
muqianrouleiyanposuo，“bushide，womeiyou，a……”
tahuranwuzhexinkouxianghoudaoqu，linruhejimangjiezhuta。
songlingqianxintengbuyi，“beiyin，qianrouzheimexuruo，nihebiduoduobiren。”
muyaohuiqidezaleshoubiandechabei，shengyindouduosuoqilai，“gun！nijiwogun！wozenmeshengchunizheizhongnver，huogaimeiyousongjiarenyaoni，gun！”
mubeiyinzhidaomujiapianxin，muqianroujiusuansharenfanghuotamenyehuihuzhe，suoyitayemeidasuanxianzaijiuyaomuqianrougunchuyunjia。
nengrangmuqianrouchilegedakui，mubeiyinyijingmanyile，“mudong，woyazibibao，zuihaorangmuqianroujiwoyigemanyidejieshi，duile……”
taxiangdaoshenme，“sheishuomeiyousongjiarenyaowo？songlingqian，gaobuhaoxiacijianmiandeshihou，nijiudehanwoxiaoshenshenle，zhenxiwomenhaishitongbeideshiguangba。”
shuowan，mubeiyinwushibingfanglibukanruerdemanma，jingzhizoujindianti。
shimiaohou，diantimendakai，tahurantingjianyidaojingyadeshengyin。
“huoshiqing？nishuonijiehunle？！”
mubeiyindunzhujiaobu，zhuantoukanqu。
……
huoshiqingyuhaoyouchuxiaoyitongchulebingfang，moujiankanbuchuxinu：“youwenti？”
chuxiaomianlukuazhang：“nijuranhuijiehun？wobuxin，chufeinidainilaopoguolaijiwokankan。”
霍时庭眉梢微挑。
jiuzaizheishi，tashuranyitaimou，zhenghaoduishanglebuyuanchumubeiyindeyanjing。
nanrenjinsiyanjingxiademouzi，dailediandandandexiaoyi，“zheibushilaileme？”
chuxiaoyihuodi‘a’leyisheng，jiujiandaohuoshiqingzoudaonvrenshenbian，“wotaitai，mubeiyin。”
我太太……
mubeiyintingjianzheisangezi，liandanshuayixiahongle，zheinanrenshuozheisangezideshihou，zenmeyouzhongsiliaofeiliaodeganjue。
chuxiaozhenjing，haizhenjiehunle？huoshiqingzongbuzhiyusuibianlagenvrenlaipianta。
zhibuguozheiweihuotaitai，zenmekanzhezheimemianshu，mingzihaoxiangyezainalitingguo，mubeiyin……
chuxiaojiangzheisangezizaixinzhongmonianjibian，huranxiangdaoshenme，mengditaitou，chadianyikouqibazijiyesi。
“mudaxiaojie？！zheibushizuotianhunyanshangchuguide……keke，zuotianhunyanshangdafangyicaideneiweima？！huoshiqing，nijuranqulesonglingqianbuyaode……”
houmianjigezitayanlexiakoushui，lengshimeiganshuochulai。
mubeiyindunshihuangrandawu。
chuxiaoyidingbuganxiangxin，huoshiqingqulezijizhizisonglingqiandeweihunqi，suoyitacaineimejingya。
bijinghuoshiqingzuoweixiaoshu，hecengjingdezhixibuqingbuchu，youbeilunli。
huoshiqingmouguangweichen，dandan‘ng’leyisheng，“nikeyizoule。”
chuxiaoyexiangganjinyuanlizheishifeizhidi，kesoulehaojisheng。
“muxiaojie，neiwojiuxiangaocile。duileshiqing，neigerenchuxianle，niyoukongjixuchayicha。”
shuowan，haoxiangyoushenmedongxizaibeihouzhuitaside，paodefeikuai，sanmiaozhongjiumeileying。
huoshiqingjiangmuguangluozaitashenshang，sihuzaishenshishenme，banshanghoucaiwenheqichun。
“kanlaimuxiaojieyijingchengqinglezuorihunyanshangdeyaoyan，banshidesudu，biwoyuxiangdekuaishanglebushao。”
mubeiyinyiye，tazongganjuehuoshiqingzheijuhuadaizheshitan。
“jiaoxing，doushijiaoxing，wozhengqiaoyujianlebeimuqianroushoumaideren，shiqingcaihuizheimeshunli。”
huoshiqingchunjiaogoulegou，“shime。”
tayediaochaleneigeptuzaoyaoderen，zhikexiwanleyibu，zheiweimudaxiaojiedeshouduan，bitaxiangxiangdehaiyaoqiangyingbushao。
mubeiyinyishijiannabuzhuntadaodishenmeyisi，zhenghaozheishizhulibaijitiliangrendakailechemen。
talimazhuanyihuati，“huoxiansheng，nizenmeyezaiyiyuan？”
huoshiqingmouziweimi，“laichuliyixiewanbeidemafanshi。”
mafanshi？mubeiyinsisuopiankehuranjiumingbaile。
hehe，jiushisonglingqianyaotuihunzheiposhiba。
xiangdaotuihun，mubeiyinmeixinningleqilai。
tahesonglingqiandedinghunxinwushiyikuaiyupei，shimamazengyusongjiade，danyaoqiushitajiarusongjiazhihou，yupeicaihuishuyusongjia。
zheikuaiyupeinengqujingdouhuanyigerenqing，zheiyeshisonglingqiansuiranyaneta，queyizhimeiyoutuihundeyuanyinzhiyi。
yupeizaitashoushang，muqianroukendinghaihuixiangbanfaduozou。
keruguojilehuoshiqing……
xiangdaozheili，mubeiyinyanzhuzhuanlezhuan，luchuyigemiantiandexiao，shangliangzhekaikou。
“huoxiansheng，zeriburuzhuangri，weileqingzhuwomenjiehun，wobawodeyupeijini，haobuhao？”
空气顿时安静下来。
huoshiqingqingpiaopiaosaotayiyan，kanjianleyupeishangde‘song’zi，chunjiaohanxiao，bamubeiyindehuadulehuiqu。
“buzenmehao，baheqianweihunfudedinghunxinwujiwo，jiehuaxianfohaishifeiwuliyong，ng？”
慕北音：“……”
niqunizhiziqiannvyoudeshihou，zenmemeijiannishuobuhao？
taxiaorongchadianliekai，qiangpozijiweichiweixiao，“zenmenengshuoshifeiwuliyongni？zheikuaiyupeishiwomamahesongjiayuedingdexinwu，fanzhengdouyaojini，zaodianwandianyoushenmequbie。”
霍时卿眯起眼睛。
songjiadexinwu，weishenmefanzhengzaowandouyaojita？
tamomingjuede，zijihaoxianghushileshenmezhiguanzhongyaodedongxi。
nanrenkanzhemubeiyin，mouziliweixiandeweidaoyuelaiyueshen，tanaohaizhonghuranshanguoyigecaice——
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