《shenmebashiyinan？zhijiedashanglingxiaobaodian》shiyibulingrenzhemidexuanhuankehuanxiaoshuo，youkeyiyijingxindamo。gushizhongdezhujiaonazhatangsengtongguoyongqihezhihuikefulegezhongkunnanhetiaozhan，bingzuizhongshixianlezijidelixiang。zheibenxiaoshuoyiqishenrurenxindeqingganmiaoxiehejinzhangcijideqingjieershoudaoguangdaduzhedexiai。zhuyaoshenchuheiyouyoudedashou，zhixianglingyiren。tayiyanrenchunazha，danpangbianneiweishusheng，sihumeizaitiantingjianguo，xianglaibushishenmeshenxian，duobanshifanjianxiulianzhishi……。
houzilaidaoyangjianshenqian，lehehepailepaijianbang，
“erlangxiaosheng，yuanbennidezhanlizhigaowoyitou，rujinquebeiwoyazaishenxia，ziweiruhe？”
“heng，”yangjianqinghengyisheng，“dazhangfumoyiyishideshilunchengbai，zanmenzouzheqiao！”
koushangzheimeshuo，qishineixinyijingjibukenai。
tapoqiexiangyaoquxiagefuben，shixianzhanlifanchao。
“走，去黄风岭！”
“aiyabuke，nimenyoumeiyouwenguowozheigedangshifudeyijianna？”
“pusahannimenlai，shihusongweishiquxitianqujingdi！”
“nimentianshangdeshiwoguanbuzhe，zaofanbuzaofande，yebuguanwodeshi！”
“zuizhongyaode，shibangwoquhuizhenjing！”
“tingweishide，genwozou！”
tangsengcongxingnangfanchuditu，zhankaiyikan，
“gaolaozhuangxixingbaiyuli，xiayizhan，huangfengling！”
“**？？？？？”
三徒弟笑道，
“jiranshifukaijinkoule，shibuyichi，zouba！！！”
nazhachouchuhuntianling，jima**henhenlaileyixia，
“吁！！！！！”
baimazhangsiyisheng，juechenerqu。
徒弟们紧随其后。
longmajiaochengheqishensu，buxiaoduoshi，yiranlaidaohuangfenglingdedijie。
luyuyilaosou，tangsenglemawenlu，
“laorenjia，zheishidaonale？”
“zhanglaozheishiyaoquwanghechu？”
“pinsengshidongtudatanglaideheshang，quwangxitianqujing！”
“qubude，xitiannanqujing，niburuwangdongtianquba！”laosoushuodao。
tangsengyihuo，mingmingshipusarangtaquxitian，zenmezheilaotouyoujiaotaqudongtian？
东天有什么经？
猴子却不乐意了，
“laotou，nizhiguanzhilu，guanwomenqudongtianhaishixitian。”
“niyoushinalilaideheshang，guaizilianleigongzui，hongyanjingbinglaogui，zenganchongzhuangwozheinianlaozhiren？xinbuxinwowangdishangyitang，nishifudebaomajiudeliuxia！”
“laotou，huoleneimedasuishu，zhihuiyimaoquren！anlaosunchoushichou，benshikebuxiaoli！”
“e？nidouyouhebenshi？”
“tinghaole，anjiushiwubainianqiandanaotiangongdeqitiandasheng！”
“hahahaha，chuiniu！”laosouxiaodao，“yuanlaishigeshuodahuadeheshang！”
“nimalugebide......”
yankanhouzijiuyaodongshou，yangjiannazhalianmangjiangqiquanzhu。
“aiyo，nikanni，youji！”laosouhuangdao。
tangsengpeixiaodao：“wozheitudisuiranyangmaobukan，danzheshiyouxieshouduan。”
老叟点了点头，
“jiranyouxiebenshi，neixitianhuoxuqude。”
“哦？此话怎讲？”
“cidixiangxiquershilidi，youyizuoshan，jiaozuohuangfengling，lianmianbabaili！”
“shanzhongyouxuduoyaoguai，yinciqubude！”
dailaosoushuomingshiqingyuanwei，tangsengditoulveweichenyin，dangjidiaozhuanmatou，
“ququbabailihezuguachi！maer，zanmenraoguoqu！”
houziyanjishoukuai，pishoucongtangsengshouzhongduoguojiangsheng，
“shifu，zankebujiushichongzheyaoguailaidema？tingwode，zouzheibian！”
shuowanqianzhelongma，yingzhehuangfenglingerqu。
zhengsuoweimingzhishanyouhu，pianxianghushanxing。
laosoulvlelvhuzi，bujinzantan。
yuemoyizhanchadegongfu，shitusirenyiranxingzhihuangfenglingxia。
guoranchongshanjunling，xuanyaqiaobi。
gaoshanzhisongyunxiao，shenyuanlianjiedifu。
quanshuidingdingdongdong，shoumingciqibifu。
zhengkanzheneishan，hurankuangfengsiqi，longmashoujing，shuangtiyangqi，xianxiejiangtangsengshuailuo。
“哎哟救命！”
孙悟空将龙马稳住。
nazhayibachouzaima**shang，
“zhangsizhitizizhenyiweizijishimale？nishilonga！pajimao！”
duia，woshilongwopashenme？
“吁~~~！！！”
nanguaicidijiaozuohuangfengling。
fengqichu，weiweidangdang，mangmangmiaomiao。
mantianhuangshaxijuan，shifenkebu。
qiannianlaoshuliangendong，wanlizhanghelangtaotao。
xianguolinzhonghouzisan，qihuacongneiluertao。
renhefanrenjianlecijing，douhuidanzhanxinjing。
“aiya，womenyaobuhaishiraoluba，nikanzheiyaofengduoherenna！shanlibianzhidingyouyaoguai！”
tangsengmianlujingju，xiangyaotuisuo。
“shifumopa，zanjiushichongzheyaoguailaide！”
嗷！！！！！！
zhengshuohuajian，yishengqishibangbodehuxiaoyouyuanerjin，shanposhang，yitoudiaojingbaiemenghuhuxiaoerlai。
tasudujikuai，zhuanyandaoleshitumianqian，lanzhuqulu。
猛虎上前开口道，
“wonaihuxianfeng！fenghuangfengdawangmingling，raoshanxunluo，shunbianzhuajigefanfusuzihuiquxiajiu！”
“nimenshinalilaideheshang！jingganshanchuanghuangfengling，yeba，jiunanimenxiajiuba！”
“哎哟**！”
huayingangluo，bianbeihouziyigunqiaosha。
“废话真多。”
“wukong！”tangsengchennudao，“haoduanduanyitiaoshengling，zennengshuoshajiushale？nitaichongdongle！”
“shifu，tagangcaikeshiyaonanixiajiu，”houziqixiaole，“nanbuchengnixiangmofangfozugerouweiying，niyeyaosheshenweihu？”
杨戬面露不悦，
“houzi，nitaichongdongle！”
“ei？erlangxiaosheng，nizheishishenmeyisi？”
“niyinggaibatazhuazhu，wenchuhuangfengdawangxialuo！babailidashan，yaoxiangxunchuyigeyaoguaichaoxue，keshihuafeihaoyifangongfu。”
yangjianshuowan，nazhayipainaodai，
“buzhidaoweishenme，wohaoxiangshuoyijutaici：yangergeshuodeduia！”
tangsengwanxidao，“duia，xianzairendousile，shangnawenni！”
congsirenzuiliwenhua，duibierenlaishuohuoxubuxing，duitamenhaibujiandan？
sunwukongyanjinggululuyizhuan，dunshiyoulezhuyi，
“走，去地府！”
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阎罗殿内。
“姓名？”
“虎先锋。”
“年龄？”
“一千零一岁。”
“怎么死的？”
yanluowangzhengzaidengjihuxianfengziliao，huranshouxialaibao，
“baobaobao......！！！！”
“huangshenme？dajingxiaoguai，chenghetitong！nengbunengduohewoxuexue，chengshuwenzhong，taishanbengyuqianermianbugaise！”
“sunwukong、yangjian、nazhayiqichuangjindifule！”
“a！”yanluowangliansecanbai，congyizishangshuailuo，“zheisangeshaxinglaiwozheiganhaa！”
sunwukongyijingyibuyitiaozoujindadian，
“yanwanglaoer！bielaiwuyang！”
“bielaiwuyanga，dasheng！”yanluowangqiangxingjichuyifuxiaolian，jianzhibikuhainankan，“xiaoshenbaijianzhenjun，baijiandashen。”
youyiyiyuyangjiannazhazuoyi。
“buzhijiweidashenjianglindifu，suoweiheshi？”
杨戬说道，
“bu**shi，wolaiwentajijuhua。”
shuowanzoudaohuxianfenggenqian。
neihuyaohedezhanzhanweiwei，toubugantai。
yangjianwenshenme，tajiudashenme，buganyoubandianyinman。
wenwanlehua，sanrenliqu。
yanluowangsongzousanren，songlekouqi，caganetoushangdehan，jixuzhiqian，
“huxianfengshiba，gangwendaonale，nizenmeside？”
huxianfengxinyouyuji，dunangshuodao，
“huidaren，beigangcaineisanweidaside！”
“shenme？”yanluowangnumuyuandeng，“woyigedoubuganre，nipingshenmeresange?”
“ganzaiwomianqianchuiniu，niutoumamian，tuoxiaqubashe！”
“冤枉啊大人！”
“冤枉啊！！！”
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longmajingtidiguanchasizhou，zhiyinnazhalinzoushicengshuo，tangruotangsengyougesanzhangliangduan，bianboletadepi，chouletadejin。
taluoxiabugandeleishui，yangtianzhangxiaofachubugongdekongsu：
“吁~~~！！！”
“吁~~~！！！”
“吁~~~！！！”
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