《sumiaohanshenlangdajieju》shiyibufuyouxiangxianglidedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo，youlinghuchongjingxingousi。gushizhongdezhujiaoshenlangsumiaohanmianlinzhechaoyuexianshiderenwuhemaoxian，zhanxianlerenleiyongqihezhihuidejixian。zheibenxiaoshuoyiqiyinrenrushengdeqingjiehefengfudehuanxiangyuansuershoudaoleguangdaduzhedexiai。tahaidadingzhuyi，yaoshiguwanxiameixiangfa，tajiuzhunbeishangleni。nazhidaorenjiazaojiujiehunle。guwanxiaxinliyemanshikuse……。
“nibawoxinglibanhuilaile？”
沈浪呆呆的看着她。
“woshuole，womendeheyuehaimeijieshu，ninalidoubunengqu，zhishaozheilianggeyue，nijiwolaolaoshishidedaizaizheili。”
sumiaohanyuqiqiangyingdao：“niyaozaiganyishengzhaohudoubudajiubanchuqu，nishishikan！”
shenlangnaoziyunyunhuhude，takanzheyanqianzheigemeidaojizhidenvren，jiezhejiuyitengqiyigunuhuo。
“nipingshenmezheimezuo！”
sumiaohanlengleleng，sihumeixiangdaopingshiguaishundexiangzhixiaomaodeshenlang，haiganchongzijifapiqi。
“jiupingwozainishenshanghualewubaiwan，buxingma。”
“sumiaohan，nibuyaoqirentaishen！woyeshiyouzunyande，nipingshenmezheimexiuruwo，nidaodipingshenme！”
shenlangdahandao：“wodoushuowohuituihainiershibawan，nidaodihaixiangzenmeyang，jiufeiyaowoliuzaizheilimanzunineidianpihaoma！”
sumiaohantingdeyitouwushui，“shenmepihao？”
“woyaozou，niburangwozou，feiyaowoliuxialai，bujiushixiangrangwoliuzaizheilikannihechugongzeqingqingwowosagouliangma。”
“shi，woshinaleniwubaiwan，keniyebunengzhangzhezheiwubaiwanzheimeqiruwoba，womeiyouneizhongtoukuibierendebiantaipihao，niweishenmefeiyaowoliuzaizheilishouzhemo！”
“nixingxinghaofangwozouba，ge……wobuxiangchigoulianga……”
huashuodaozheili，yiguhoujingyongshangtouding，shenlangliangliangqiangqiangdeshuaidaozaichuangshang，youhuhudashuileguoqu。
zuiliwuzihaizaidunongzhe，“wobuxiangchigoulianga……”
sumiaohanzhanzaiyuandizhenglehaobanxiang，kanzhetazheifumimidengdengdeyangzi，turanmeirenzhupuchixiaolechulai，dunshijianmanshijiechun。
第二天早上。
shenlangrouzhefazhangdenaodaicongchuangshangzuoqilai，kanzhezheishuxiyoumoshengdehuanjing，daileyixia，zaimouyike，taturanyishidaozuotianwanshanghaoxiangshuoleyixiebugaishuodehua。
懊恼的拍了拍脑袋。
“shenlangashenlang，jiaonibuhejiunipianyaohe，zheixiagaizenmeshouchanga。”
shenlangyouyizhongjiaozhikoudideshesigan，huadoushuochuqule，jiexialaiyaozenmequmianduita？
zuozaichuangshangfalehaoyizhendai，shenlangquxishoujianxishuhao，zoujinleketing。
gangdaoketing，tadaizhule。
chufangli，sumiaohanchuanzheyishenzhensishuiyizhengzaimangliuzhe，zhidirouruandezhensishuiyitiehezaitaquxianlinglongdedongtishang，queyewufazheyanneimanmiaodeshenzi。
zoudongzhijian，liangbanyuanyuebandetunbuyaoyeshengzi，huanghualetadeyanjing。
zhanzaizheigeweizhi，kanzhetabaiximeilidecelian，wanmeidesxingquxian，rangrenyizhenzhendexinyuanyima。
roulerouyanjing，shenlanghuaiyizijishibushisuzuiweixing，kanhuayanle。
gensumiaohanxiangchuliangnianduo，shenlangcongweijianguotajinchufang。
他也觉得理所当然。
zheiyangyigefujiaqianjin，baiyinvzongcai，shizhibuzhanyangchunshui，pingshichulidedoushijiqianwan，naizhijigeyidedahetong，rangtapengyipengchufang，shenlangdoujuedezheishiyizhongfanzui。
suoyizheixienianchufangdeshi，doushitayishoubaobande，congweirangsumiaohanzhanranguoyidianyouwu。
xianzaiturankandaotazaichufangzuofan，maosizhengzaibaotang，jianzhijingdiaoletadexiaba。
youneimeyishunjian，shenlanghuaiyitashibushibeirenxialejiangtou。
buguoyouyishuoyi，renzhenzuofandesumiaohanbuxiangpingshineibangaoleng，mianbuxiantiaorouhe，zuijiaoyinhanyisiqianxiao，hunshendouhaoxiangsanfazhewenrouxianshudeguangmang。
guoran，renzhendenvrenzuimeili。
sumiaohansihutingdaolewaimiandedongjing，zhuantoukandaoshenlangdaitouesidezhanzaineili，zhengdengdayanjingdingzheziji，taeranyihui，zuijiaoqingqinggouqi。
“你醒了？”
“醒，醒了。”
shenlangliansenanran，duoshaoyoujifenganga。
“nin，ninzheishizaibaotang？”
“mashanghaole，shaodengyihuier。”
shenlangxiayishidediantou，jiaobuquexiangnianzhuyiyang，zhanzaineiliyebushi，likaiyebushi，zuihounaonaotouwen：“xuyaowobangmangma？”
“buyong，mashanghaole。”
“neihao，wozhunbeiwankuai。”
buyihuier，shenlangzuozaicanzhuoqian，hezhesumiaohanqinzishengdeyanwotang，biaoqingyouyichaneidehuanghu。
汤的味道很一般。
不过这也很正常。
sumiaohanyikanjiushixinshou，zheiguoyanwotanggujihaishigenzhewangshangjiaochengzuode，weidaoziranhaobudaonaliqu。
danshenlangyiranhedeyouziyouwei。
baiyimeinvzongcaiqinziaodetang，kebushishenmerendoukeyihedaode。
youlezheifenshenfendejiachi，zheiwantangsihudoumeiweilebushao。
hezhetangdeshihou，shenlangrenbuzhutoukanleyiyanduimianmingmouhaochidesumiaohan，xinxiangzuotianwanshangjiranyijingbahuashuokaile，daoburugangancuicuibashiqingtiaoming。
“suzong，wodaihuichiguozaocanjiubanzoule。”
sumiaohantouyemeitai，neiwanyanwotangtazhiheleyikoujiufangxiale，dagaishijuedebuhaohe，zheihuizhengnazheshoujizaikancaijingxinwen。
shenlangjiantabuhangsheng，jixushuodao：“wozaiyingshijidineibianzhaozhongjieyuzulefangzi，zheiliangtianyinggaijiuyouxiaoxile。”
sumiaohantingdaozheili，turantaiqiletou，lenglengdishuodao：“zheisannianwoshiyounaliduinibuhaoma！”
shenlangmangdao：“suzong，chengmengninzhaogu，bujinjilewowubaiwan，haizaininzheilichixiangdehelade，ninyemeiwenwoyaoguoyifenqianhuoshifei，woshengrideshihouhaisongwoliwu，zheixiewodoujizaixinli。”
“jiranzheiyang，niweishenmefeiyaolikai！”sumiaohanyanshenyuefahanleng。
shenlangzhanglezhangzui，yanshenchayidekanzheta。
woweishenmejizhelikainiyinggaizuiqingchua。
haibushipadanwunigennidebaiyueguangqingqingwowo。
meilejiujingdejiachi，zheixiehuatadangranbuganzhijieshuochulai，yishijiandoubuzhidaogaizenmejiehuale。
“shiyinweichugongze？”sumiaohanzhudongwenlechulai。
shenlangdunshiwuyu，nidouzhidaole，haiwen？
“suzong，wozixixiangguole。”
shenlangrenzhendetaimoukanta，yanshenzhencheng，“nindemishuchenmenggenwoshuoguo，dangchugenwoqianzheifenheyue，shiweileqininnanpengyou。xianzaitahuilaile，zheifenheyuewoxiangyejiumeiyoubiyaocunzaile。”
“wojixuliuzaizheilidehua，shuobudinghaihuiyinqininnanpengyoudewuhui。”
“suoyi，woxianzailikai，duidajiadouhao，ninjuedeni？”
“dangran，wobuhuibaizhanninbianyide，shengxialianggeyueneiershibawanwoyidinghuijinkuaihaijinin。”
sumiaohanmeitoujinjinningzaiyiqi，banshangdoumeishuohua。
shenlangsongleyikouqi，tayinggaishitingjinquleba。
kanyangzijintianjiukeyishunlijiejuezheijianshile。
congcitiangeyifang，liangbuxiangqian，huoxuzheiduidajiadoushiyijianhaoshi。
tahenshiqudeqishenlikai，quchufangbawanxile。
budiaoqingsongdezhunbeijinfangjianlindongxizourendeshihou，sumiaohandeshengyinlengyouyoudeconghoumianchuanleguolai。
“你走一个试试！”
沈浪身子一僵。
“woshishengyiren，jiranwojileniqian，neinijiudelvxingyiwu！”
“shijianhaimeidaozhiqian，ninaliyebuxuqu！”
“biezaigenwotineiershibawan，wobuqueqian，nibixuzaizheilijiwozhudaoheyuejieshuneiyitianweizhi，niganzou，nikeyishishikan！”
shenlangzhengzhengdekanzhetakuazhebao，shuaishangfangmenlikaijia，lianseyouxiefaku。
henxiangduitashuoyiju，niyaobuyaoquyiyuanjianchayixia？
biantaishihaoguoyuyanzhong，neiyeshiyizhongbinga。
jiufeiyaoliuxiata，xunqiuneiyifen**？
shenlangfangfobeichoukonglesuoyouliqi，tuisangdezuozaishafashang，huanlehaojiucaiwunaidetanlekouqi。
suanlesuanle，mandamansuan，yejiulianggeyuele，yaoyarenyirenjiuguoqule。
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