shuxiedehenhao，youxihuankanshudeshuyoumenkankanzheiben《shenmejiaotianfu》，chiroudexiongmaobasonghezhaoyiyidengrenwuxiedelinlijinzhi，kanchengwanmei，zhuyaojiangdeshi：zhaoyiyidunangleyihuier，faxiansonghejinruzhuangtai，yushishiqudibuzaishuohua，momozaiyibianpangguan。kanlejifenzhong，……
jinghaishidisigaozhong，xinshengbaodaori。
xiaomenhongranlakai，renchaozhengxiankonghouyongjinxiaomen，wanrugongpochengchidedajun！
songhejinbaoshubaochongfeng，bujinxueyabiaosheng。
xindezhanzhengdaxiangle！jizhanjinghaisizhong！
renchaoxiangqiantuijin，songhehaoqidizuoguyoupan。
liangcezhanxindejiaoxuelou，gaodaweie，yinyinsanfachusushazhiqi。
duonianlaishucigaokaodajie，buzhiduoshaoxueshenzaicifeisheng，buzhiduoshaokelianxuezhabeihongshaweixueshui。
zhengshixiakeshijian，gaoergaosanxueshengmenzhanzaichuangtaibiankanrenao，yicengcengderentou，biaoqinggeyi，fukanrenshanrenhaidexinshengmen。
“xinshengkanshangquhaozhinen，quezuoyededuda！”
“buzhijinnianyoumeiyoutiaojideshenxian，qunianbabanyigedashentiqiangaokaofeishengle。”
“haizimenkuaipao！gaozhongyoudakongbu！shuoshenmekekushuatijiunengdangxueba，doutamaxianjing！”
“qunianlaozijinxiaoshihaixiangkaoqinghua，kaixuebangeyueshangkejiushuidehenxiangle！”
“jixinshengjiayixiangshijuan，yirenyixiang，ranggebixuexiaokanjianle，haiyiweizanmenxuebuqi！”
songhelianseyihei，xuezhangxuejiemenzhenshiyuanqitaotian。
xiaoyuanguangbohuranxiangqi，yaguomanxiaocaozasheng。
“geweixinshengqingzhuyi！”
“putongbanxuesheng，laidongce1haojiaoxueloubaodao！”
“jingyingbanxuesheng，laixice2haolou！”
“huojianbanxuesheng，qinglaibangonglouxiaozhangshibanliruxue！”
renqundunshifenliu，songhekanyiyanlouhao，chao2haolouhuosuqianjin。
gangkaixuejiufenchusanliujiudengle，suishuogaozhongshidiyu，dandiyushangyoushibaceng！
gaozhongrutongxuanhuanxiaoshuolidezongmen，guoranshiyingshilishuohuadedifang，fenshurutongxiuwei，xiuweigaodediweizunchong！
gangzoujibu，huranyizhishoupaizaijianshang。
“songhe！nijuranyelaisizhongle！”
“nizoucuoleya，zheibianshijingyingban，putongbanzaifanfangxiang！”
songhehuitou，yanshenjingya。
chuzhongtongxuezhaoyiyi，yigeshujiameijian，tayoupiaoliangxuduo。
xiaolianbaixi，huangdangdegaomawei，shencaimingxianbian**le，chuanleyishenkuansongdeyundongfu，yiranqingshanzhebuzhu，fengluanrujubotaorunu。
“meizoucuo，woshiqujingyingban。”songhexiaodao。
“buduiba，nizhongkaobushi620fenma？640fenyishangcainengqujingyingbana！”zhaoyiyiwenyanlengleyixia，“niyinggaishiputongban，nizaikankanbaodaoshouxu，bienongcuole。”
songheshunjiantaochubaodaoshouxu，zhankai。
【songhe620fenjingying2ban】
zhaoyiyishayanle，“wokao，woyeshijingying2ban！aibushi，nizheifenshuzenmenengqujingyingbande？niyoushatezhangma？”
songheluchuyiweishenzhangdeweixiao，“woxingsong，fuxiaozhangqiahaoyexingsong。”
赵依依目瞪口呆！
“zouba，youyuanzaidangsanniantongxue，ganjinqujiaoshizhangehaoweizhi。”songhelveguohuati。
【zhaoyiyidezhinishiguanxihu，xintailvesuan，yuannianzhi＋1！】
【jizan10dianxuebayuannianzhi，kejihuoxitong！】
眼前忽然浮现字幕。
songhejingkongdicuocuoyan，zimuyouxiaoshi。
jihuoxitong？chanshenghuanjuele？
yihoudeshaokandianwangluoxiaoshuo，zhenlaigexitongjiumafanle，tiantianzuorenwu，xiangnuliyiyang。
zailouxiabanwanbaodaoshouxu，liangrenhuosushanglou，zhaodaojiaoshi。
tongxuemensuduqikuai，jiaoshijihuquanzuomanle！
zhishengzuiqianpai，youlianggekaochuangdekongzhuo。
menghubandezhongniannanrenzuozaikongzhuopang，mianrongyansu，bikongpenchusensenyinqi，sanfachuyigubanzhurendekongbuqixi，kanshangqusuishihuichiren。
songheyingzhetoupizouguoqu，“laoshihao。”
banzhurenyiyanbufa，qishenrangkai。
sanzhangbingpaidekezhuo，zhaoyiyizuanjinzuilimiandeweizhizuoxia，songhezuodaozhongjian。
banzhurenjuranyouzuoxialai，menghubandeshenquxianxiecengdaosonghe。zhuoshangyiluoxinshengbaodaodeliuchengdan，banzhurenzhengmangzhenabidagou，youruyanwanggouxuanshengsibu，gujihaiyaohenjiu。
songhehaipadisuolesuogebozhou，momotaochushuxuekeben。
zhongkaohoudeshujia，songhelizhidaobao，yexinboboyuxigaozhongkecheng，congzaodaowanmoguishikuxue，kanchengfafentuqiang。shouzhongshuxuekebenzaoyichitou，shuyeshangdebijimimimama，jintouxuexidehanshui！
songhecongshuyejiacenglichouchuyizhangshijuan，enkaizhongxingbipapakaixie。
bijianqiaozhuodeqingxiangyinqilebanzhurendezhuyi，yishuanghumuzhushiguolai，meitouweiweitiaodong。
“jiaqizixuede？”banzhurenkanxiangshijuan，humuliuluyisijingya，“xueduoshaole？”
“xuelebixiuyiersanhexuanxiuyi。”songheyuqizixin，“jibenxuetoule。”
zhaoyiyizuozaipangbiantouting，heleyitiao，jingkongdiniutouwangxiangsonghe。
haimeikaixue，sibenshuxuetoule？
dangzhebanzhurendemianchuiniuhuanxi，nibuyaomingla！bupabanzhurenganlanni？
banzhurenmeitouzhouqi，gangliuludeyisixiaoyidangranwucun。
“xuetoule？shuoshuohuapinlvfenbuzhifangtudeti，jibenbuzhoushishenme？”
banzhurenmianchenrushuidiyansutiwen，jizannuqitiao，momozhunbeixunchizheixinsheng。
kaixuediyitian，zhengchouzhaobudaoshajijinghoudexiamaweijihui，zhenghaobazheikuangwangxinshengxunchiyidun，shunbianqiaodabanliqitatongxue。
zhaoyiyitongqingdiwanglesongheyiyan，laoshizhentiwenni，zheibuliangliang？xianzaihuangleba？
“diyibuqiujicha，dierbujuedingzujuzushu，disanbushujufenzu，disibuliepinlvfenbubiao，baokuofenzu、pinshuleiji、pinshuhepinlv，pinshuhejishiyangbenrongliang，pinlvhejishi1。”songheyusufeikuaidihuida，dongbizaicaogaozhishangshuashuahuachuyangtu，“zuihoushihuapinlvfenbuzhifangtu，hengzhouyangbenshuju，zongzhoupinlvchuyizuju。”
zhaoyiyilengzhu，aijuqingzouxiangbuduia，buyinggaishisonghezhizhiwuwubeilaoshichoumayidunma？jingranhaizhennenghuida？
banzhurenyanshenshanguoyisiyiwai，jizandenuqitiaohurandiaoleyiban，dazhaofangbuchulaile。
“qiuquxianfangchengdejibenbuzhou？”banzhurenjixuwen。
“jianlizuobiaoxi，yongyouxushishu（x，y）biaoshiquxianshangrenyidianmdezuobiao，xiechushihetiaojianpdedianmdejihe，yongzuobiaobiaoshitiaojianp（m），liechufangchengf（x，y）dengyu0，jiangfangchenghuaweizuijianxingshi。”songheduidaruliu，“zheiliyaozhuyiliangdian，yibanhuajianqianhoufangchengdejiejixiangtong，ruyouteshuqingkuangxuyaoshidangshuoming。ciwaiyekeyigenjuqingkuangshenglvedierbu，zhijieliechuquxianfangcheng。”
banzhurendingzhesonghedeyanshenwanquanbianhua，fangfojiangrensuishouqiaokaiyikuaishitou，limianluchudapianfeicui！
ng？zheixueshengyoudiandongxi！
ganggangwendedoushigaokaodati，buzhouliuchengjuranhuidadewuxiekeji，queshizixuedehentouche！
youxiegaoershenzhigaosanxuesheng，mianduizheizhongtimudouhennanduidaruliu！gaoyixinshengyouzheizhongchengdu，shishubuyi！
“zuihouyigewenti，lixinlvdeqiufazonggongjizhong？”banzhurenlveweichensi，paochuwenti。
zuihouzheitibutaikenengdachulai，kebenshangmeiyou，fudaocailiaoyehenshaotiji，weiyoudaliangshuaticainengjizanchujingyan。
tiqianqipaodexueshengrongyipiao，guyichuyidaodabushanglaideti，suanshixiaoxiaoditixingyixia，haizinihaidenulishuati！
banzhurendingzhesonghe，xiangcongtalianshangzhaodaoyisimimang。
danmeiyou，songhezhangkoujiuyaozuoda！
“wozhidao，liangzhong！zheiliwoyeyuxile！”zhaoyiyibiebuzhu，turancongpangbianchahuadaduan。
“buzhiliangzhong，wojianguodejiuyouwuzhong。”songheyaotou。
“wuzhong？”zhaoyiyiyidai，shengyinbuzixindixiaolexuduo，“you……youzheimeduoma？”
“diyizhongshizhijieqiuchua，c，zaixiangchuqiujiee。dierzhongliyonggongshiqiu，lirushuangquxiandelixinlvgongshi，shigenhaoxia1jiashangbfangchuyiafang，ertuoyuanzeshijiandiao。disanzhonggouzaoahecdeqicishi，youqishiqiercishi。disizhongjiaodierdingyifa，lixinlvshidongdiandaojiaodiandejuliyuxiangyingzhunxiandejulibi，zheizhongfangfashiyongyuhanyoujiaobanjingdeti。”songhedunledun，“zuihouyizhongwozhishijianguo，haibuhuiyong，goujianguanyuedebudengshi，qiuedefanwei。”
banzhurenyanshenlveguoyisijingse，zenmehaizhendashanglaile，haidadezheimequan！
妈的，人才！
xiangbudaoququyigejingyingban，juranyoukanbihuojianbandexuesheng？
zheishuizhunshenzhizaihuojianbanxinshengliyeshikaoqiande！
“nibazheixiedanzifaxiaqu，woqubangongshijininashuxuejingsaidexitice。”banzhurenbazhuoshangyiluoshouxutuijisonghe，yuqiwenhexuduo，“woyiqiandaidehuojianbanxuesheng，yousanrenzoushuxuejingsaiquleqingbei。jingyingbanmeigebanzhiyouyigeshuxuejingsaiminge，niganxingqukeyishishi。”
songheyizheng，meiliaodaohaiyouzheizhongfeilaidejiyuan，lianmangdaoxie。
banzhurencongconglikaijiaoshi。
songhenaqizhuoshangyiluoshouxudan，zhengyaochuqufenfa，quebeiyizhixiaoshouzhuazhugebo。
zhaoyiyimanlianjingkong，“**songheniyuxizheimeduo？nifengla！niyigejiaqibuchibushuizhuangongshuxuema？”
“dangranbushi，chuleshuxuewohaizhongdianxueleshengwu。”songheqingmiaodanxie。
【zhaoyiyiduinidexuexijingtouchanshengkongju，zixinbaodie，yuannianzhi＋2！】
【dingyangzepangguanquancheng，dashouzhenhan，yuannianzhi＋1！】
songhekandaomoshengdemingzizhengleyixia，jinjiezhehoumiandaiyanjingdenanshengshenchushou。
“xiongdimenga，birendingyangze，zhongkao670fen，chayifenjinhuojianban。”dingyangzeyilianjingwei，“shuxuewoyeyuxile，danbinichadeyuan，yihounengjiaojiaowoshuxuetima？”
“meiwenti，songhe，zhongkao620fen。”songhehetawolewoshou，baozheshouxudanlikai。
dingyangzelengzaizuoweishang，zhiyou620fen？
zhongkaobiwodiwushifen，xianzaizheimeniubi？chuanshuozhongdeyongshujiawandaochaoche？
huozhezheixiongdishiyanzhongpianke？shuxuegandaomanfen，qitamoukebujigeneizhong？
“tongxue，wokannihesongheyiqilaide，nimenrenshi？”dingyangzekanxiangzhaoyiyi。
“wogentachuzhongyigeban。”zhaoyiyizhazhayan，momingyouxiejiaoao。
“tashipiankeyanzhongma？shuxuemanfen，biedemoukehenruo？”dingyangzehaoqixunwen。
“songhequeshipiankeshuxue，danbushiwangqianglepian，shiwangruolepian。”zhaoyiyiqueyaotoufouding，“tazhongkaobiedekefenshubucuo，danshuxuegangdaojigexian。”
“gangdaojigexian？”dingyangzewanquanmeiliaodao，“zhendejiade？”
“zhende，tazhongkaojiushuxuekaodezuicha。”zhaoyiyimanlianhaipa，“meixiangdaojiaqitaebushuxuele，juranhaibudezheimemeng，weiyideduanbanmeile，songhetakenengyaowudile！”
“pinboyishujia，ruokebianqiangke？**，zheigementaikongbule！”dingyangzedunshiqilemanshenjipigeda。
教室另一边。
songhezhengmangzhejitongxuemenfashouxudan，nazhedanzikeyiqulingqususheyongpin。
huran，yanqiandanchuzimu。
【dingyangzetingwennicengjingshuxuezuicha，chanshengkongju，yuannian＋6！】
【leijiyuannianzhi10，shifoukaiqixuebayuannianxitong？】
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