doushishenghuoxiaoshuo《shenmejiaoyulequanmeimoa!kanzheili》,jinqidianjilvfeichanggao,jiangshuzhujiaosuyuanxiaweiandeaiqinggushi,shizuozhe“yitianliangdunzhenjun”dadasuozhu,zhuyaojiangshudeshi:“gujishinajiayangdekanmengou,weibaoyigewailairen,neikanmengouhuijiaohenzhengchang。”“kexiwobuzaiweibaoshen……
tingdaosuyuanzheihua,baiyouweihexiaweiantongshijiangmuguangkanxiangyipangdegenpailaoshi。
kangzhechaodashexiangjidegenpailaoshi:“……”
kan**ma?wobunengshuohuadea,jiemei!
“aaa!weibaoheweibaotongshijiangmuguangkanguolaideyangzi,haokeai!”
“zheijiushipengranxindongma?”
“tamenzaikanwo,tamenzaikanwo!!!”
“老婆老婆老婆!”
“别在这里发癫!”
……
“zhenshinizuodea?!”
xiaweianbukezhixindekanzhezhuoshangdeliangpancai。
tazoushangqian,shenchuxianxianyuzhizhizhedaizhexiejiaohuadeniupaiwendao:
“这是什么肉?”
“niupai,haishishenmea5heniu,genbiedeniurouyemeishaqubie,jiushiroulimiandeyouduoledian。”
“a5heniu,nibatazuochengzheiyangle?”xiaweianyilianwuyu。
“neixiejiahuodoulaikankan,wojiuzhidaoxiaweianshishihuoderen!”
“gangcaizantongyuanpiderenni?doujiwochulai!”
“heniujiushibunengzuoquanshu!”
“jiaogepia,weibaohaimeichini,nimajiuzheimexingfu,waiguorenshinidie?”
“hehe,chuisizhengzha,nijiudengzheqiaoba!”
……
“bieguan,xianchangchangzaishuohua。”suyuanyongkuaizijiniupaichechengjigexiaopian,jiaqiyikuainiupaididaoxiaweiandezuibian,shuodao,
“来,啊~~~”
夏唯安:“……”
tazenmeganjuezijibeidangchengbutinghuadeyoueryuanxiaohai?
简直离谱。
dansuyuanyijingjiangniuroudidaotadezuibianle,buchibuxinga。
xiwangweidaobuyaotaichaba……
xiaweianshisiruguiyiban,huanhuanzhangkaileshuinenxiaozui。
suyuanjianzhuang,jiangshoushangdeniuroudilejinqu。
bishangxiaozui,xiaweianchangshijujiaoleyixia,ranhouzhenggerenlengzhule。
这是什么东东?
zheikougan……jianzhiwufayongyanyuwanquanmiaoshuchulai。
butongyuneixieliangfenshu,sanfenshudeniupai,suyuanzuodezheigeniupaijingguogaowenpengrenguohou,biaomianxingchengleyicengjiaohuangdewaipi。
kougancuixiang,chunhoumeiwei。
niupaineibudenenhuarouzhiquehegangcaidejiaohuangwaipixingchenglexianmingdeduibi。
yaoyikouxiaqu,keyizailimianganshoudaoniurouxianweizaikouqiangzhongtiaoyuewudong。
jiaoxiang、jinshi、xianmeiduozhi……
简直离谱啊,哥们!
“hahaha!wojiuzhidaoba,xiaweianchilezheikouniupai,rendoushale。”
“xiaweian:zheigexiaobiesan,zenmebazheimehaochidea5heniuzuodaozheimenanchile?baotiantianwua!zhenxiatou!”
“xiaweian:wohaoxiangtu,dansuyuanjiuzaiwomianqian,wojiuzheiyangtudiaohuibuhuibutaihao?jiujiuwo!”
“wojiushuoba,a5heniuzheizhongjibiedeniurougaoquanshu,neijianzhishiluangao!”
“weibaohaimeishuohuani,nimenzheixiejiahuozaizheilijiaoshenmea?”
……
“weidaozenmeyang?”suyuanqidaidekanzhexiaweian,zheidaoniupaibiekantazuoqilaisuisuibianbian,danlimiankeshiyoudianmendaode。
shenweiyigechihuo,suyuanweilebaozhengzijixiangchimeishideshihou,buhuiyinweiqiongeraie。
suoyizijizixuelezuocai。
takebuxiangmouxieren,zaieledeshihou,zhixuyaodahanyisheng:
妈,我想吃这个!
就可以享受美食了。
tayigegueryuanchulaideqiongkuhaizi,zhinengkaoziji。
tingdaosuyuandeshengyin,xiaweianconghuiweizhonghuiguoshenlai,tamuguangqiguaidekanleyansuyuan,ranhou……
yibacongsuyuandeshouliqiangguokuaizi,youjiaqiyikuainiuroukaichi。
苏源:“???”
zheigenvrengaoshenme,haobuhaochixianzhigeshenga,zenmeyiyanbufajiuqiangtakuaizi?
baiyouweiyeyoudianmobuzhetounao,daodihaobuhaochia?
“weian,suyuanzuodecaihaochima?”
xiaweianxiaozuisaidepangdudude,baimangzhizhongjilebaiyouweiyigeyanshen,suihoujixuganfan。
白幼薇:“……”
zheigebiaoqingdeyisishi……
kuaidiannakuaizi,buranjiumeinidefenle!
真的有这么好吃吗?
baiyouweidongledongzijidexiaonaoguaxiangleyixia,zuihoujuedingzhijienakuaizichangchang。
“suyuan,jiwodiyishuangkuaizi,wochangchang。”
“好。”
“xiexie。”baiyouweinaqikuaizijialeyikuainiuroufangruxiaozuizhong,lengleyixia,ranhoutayepobujidaidejiaqiledierkuai。
“haochima?”suyuanwendao。
baiyouweiyongpiaoliangdeyanjingkanletayiyan,ranhoushuqidamuzhiyonglidediandiantou。
suyuanwuyule,bieguangguzhechia,shuocia!
wuyuguiwuyu,suyuanzhidaozijidechuyidedaoletamendeyizhirenke,buranyebuhuimangdaoxiaozuidoushuobuchuhualai。
“manmanchi,buyaoji,yezhulejiubuhaole。”
suyuandangqilequanzhizhuchu,baiyouweixiaweianliangxiaozhikuangchi,baxiaozuisaidegunangnangdeshihou,shashikeai。
tazoudaoyipangyongwanshenglesanwanfan。
放到桌子上。
jianzhuang,liangnvtingxiakuaizi,qishengduizhesuyuanshuoleyiju:“xiexie!”
“bukeqibukeqi。”suyuandoubeiliangnvdefanyinggaodebuhaoyisile。
“suyuan,nichuyinalixuede,zheiniurouyetaihaochileba!bishenmeliangfenshusanfenshudea5heniuhaochiduole!”
xiaweianliangbianlianjiagudegensongshuside,xiandeshifenkeai。
“zixuede,xueleliangnianbanle。”suyuanqianxundexiaolexiao。
“lihai!biwojiachushizuodehaihaochi!”yipangdebaiyouweijichulezijizuigaodepingjia。
“过奖了。”
junnanjingnvtongzhuochifan,zaijingtoudejiluxia,zheiyipianningjingxiaoyuanxiandewubimeihao。
ercishizhibojianyijingzhakaileguo:
“heizishuohua!!!heizishuohuaa!!!”
“yuanbaozhenshiyuelaiyuetaorenaile,zhangdehao,chuyihaihao,renhaiqianxun,jianzhishiwodemengzhongqinglang~”
“yuanbao,ruguonibuxianqiayinianjida,ayizheijitaobieshu……”
“muyangquanni?chulaishuohua!”
“biehanle,zheixiemuyangquanjiushiqiangtoucao,yikanbuduijingjiubuzhisheng,kangelezijiudele。”
“精辟!”
……
lingyibian,baiyouweihexiaweianhaizainuliganfan。
lianggenvyirenchiqilaigenlianggexiaosongshuside,shuirunxiaozuidoubeisaimanle。
shenweichihuochushendesuyuandoukandaile,youbiyaozheiyangma?
zijijiusuanchuyizaihao,yebukenengrangchiguogaoduanmeishideliangweinvyirenzheiyangba。
suyuanzijixiangleyixia,huranjiumingbaile。
bushizijidechuyiyouduohaochi,ershiyinweibaiyouweihexiaweianmeizenmechiguoquanshuniupaizheizhongzhongyoudeshiwu。
renzheizhongshengwushenglaijiushiyaochiyoude。
danbaiyouweihexiaweiandoushinvyiren,yirenzheizhongzhiyeduizijideshencaiyaoqiujiweiyange。
suoyidianshitaishangdeneixienvyirenyigegedoushishoudeyoudiantuoxiang。
baiyouweihexiaweianyeyaoyangekongzhizijidetizhong,kongzhitizhongdezuihaofangfajiushikongzhiyinshi。
tamendejingjirenyibandoubuhuirangtamenchilajishipinde,zhongyoudezaitamenyanlijiushilajishipin。
danhenkexi,suyuanhuizuodejiushizheizhongzhongyoudeshiwu。
吃点也无所谓啦。
“mandian,xiaoxinyedaole。”
suyuanjixiaweianjialeyikuainiurou,zheigexiaotudoubiekantashenzixiaoqiao,chifandesuduneikeshibuhuangduorang。
“yedao?”xiaweianguzhesaibangziduizhesuyuanfanlegebaiyan,shuodao,
“shenmerenchigefanhainengbeiyedaoa,neihaishiren……e,keke~wuwuwu!”
……
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