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第9章大逆不道!
zheigeshunjian,xiaochuranxinlihuranmaochuyigefeiyisuosideniantou。
wangdongxuekouzhongdeyegongzi,gaibuhuijiushizijidelaogongyechenba?
keshizhuannianyixiang,tayoujuedetaimohuanle。
怎么会呢!
yechenjiushigecongxiaozaifuliyuanlizhangdadeguera!
keshi,chuleyechen,zheishijieshanghaihuiyousheihuiduizijizheimehao?
sanqianwandoushishewang,duifangquezhijiejileliuqianwan……
tarenbuzhuwenwangdongxue:“wangfudong,qingwenyixia,nindedongshizhang,shijiaoyechenma?”
wangdongxuexinligedengyixia,shaoyejiaodaiguobuyaoxielushenfen,zhinengduiwaishuozijixingye,zheiyaoshibeishaonainaicaichulaile,zijiqibushiyaobeiguo?
yushitajimangshuo:“xiaonvshibuyaozhuiwenle,womendongshizhangshiyanjingmingmenzhihou,tadeshenfenshigaodujimi,wowuquanxielude。”
xiaochuranqingqingdianlediantou,wangdongxueshuodeneijuyanjingmingmenzhihou,rangtayixiazihuiguoshenlai。
yechenshigeguer,bukenengshishenmeyanjingmingmenzhihou,kanlaiqueshishizijixiangduole。
……
congwangdongxuebangongshilichulaideshihou,xiaochuranzhenggerenhaidoushiyunyunhuhude。
shoulinazhede,jiushixiaojiayudihaojituanliuqianwandehezuoxieyi。
zheiyiqiejianzhijiuxiangshizuomengyiyang。
zaidihaojituanmenkou,xiaochurankandaoyechendeshenying,jidongdepaoshangqushuodao:“yechen,wojuranzhendetanchengle。”
yechenxinzhonganxiao,nilaogongjiushidihaojituandelaoban,nizenmekenengtanbucheng?
buguotazuishangqueguzuojingyashuo:“zheimenandexiangmunidounengtancheng,laoponizhenshitailihaile!”
xiaochuranshuo:“aiya,zheikebushiwolihai,zheijianzhijiushidihaojituanbaisongdeyiyang。”
“zenme?”yechenguyiwen:“weishenmezheimeshuo?”
xiaochuranpazijishuochudihaojituandongshizhangdeshiqing,yechenxinlihuichicu,yushijimangshuodao:“aiya,zheigeshuolaihuazhang,zanmenxianzaijiuqugongsi,bazheigehaoxiaoxigaosusuoyouren。”
yechenhahaxiaodao:“haoa!zheihuixiaohailongneige**,yaozunshouduyue、jiwoxiaguiketoule!”
xiaochurandianlediantou,shuo:“tapingshiyangaoyuding、muzhongwuren,yegairangtazhangdianjiaoxun!”
qishixiaochuranyeshiyouzijipiqide,xiaohailongneixierenduizijihezijilaogongbaibanqiaobushang,xianzaizijitanchenglehezuo,queshishiyaorangtamenyihoushoulianyixie。
shiduofenzhonghou,liangrenlaidaoxiaoshijituan。
huiyishili,xiaojiameigerendoushenseguaiyi。
douzhidaoxiaochuranyidazaoquledihaojituan,dansuoyourendoubuxiangxintanenggaoding,douzaidengzhekantaxiaohua。
meixiangdao,tajingranzheimekuaijiuhuilaile。
dangxiaochuranheyechendaolehuiyishideshihou,suoyourendouluchulejifengdeyanshen。
xiaohailonghaobukeqidedao:“aiyachuran,nizheicaibangelaixiaoshijiuhuilaile?gaibuhuiliandihaojituandemendoumeinengjinquba!hahahaha!”
tademeimeixiaoweiweiyejifengdao:“aiya,churanjie,budaoyigexiaoshijiuxuangaoshibai,nizheiyeshipojiluleba?”
xiaolaotaitaidelianseyeyinchenlexialai,dihaojituanxiangmunanduqueshijida,xiaochuranjiusuantanbucheng,taiduqimayeyaoshenzhongyidianba?zheimekuaijiufangqi,zheizhenshirangtafennubuyi。
yushi,xiaolaotaitaijindingzhetalengshengshuo:“xiaochuran,nitairangwoshiwangle。”
yechentingdaozheixie,meitoulikejinzhou。
zheibangrenyetaiexinleba?doubuwenshiqingjieguo,bulunqinghongzaobaijiuxianchaofengyitong?
youqishixiaohailongzheigewuguiwangbadan,**deseshenme?daihuinihaiyaojiwoketouni!
xiaochuranbenlaishidaizhejidongdexinqing,dancikezhongrendehuaquewuyishijiaoleyipenlengshui,taxinzhongdaizhefennu,kaikoudao:“buhaoyisi,rangzhuweishiwangle,dihaojituanwangdongxueyijinghewotanchenglexiangmuhezuo!”
“shenme?nitanchengle?”
“bukeneng!zenmekeneng!nilianwangdongxuedemiandoubukenengjiandeshang!”
所有人都目瞪口呆。
“xiaochuran,niyiweiwomenhuixinme?”
xiaohailonghuiguoshenlai,dunshipaizhezhuozinudao:“dihaojituandewangdongkeshiquanshiwenmingdeshangjiejingying,tazenmekenenghuijianni,nishishenmeshenfen,zijixinlimeishuma?”
mianduizhongrendezhiyiyuzhize,xiaochuranzhijietaochulehetongdijixiaolaotaitai:“zheishidihaojituandexiangmuhetong,qingninguomu。”
zheifenhetong,jiuxiangshiyikezhadan,rangxianchangzheixierendefenweidunshizhalie!
xiaohailongyijiubuxin,dashenghoudao:“zheiyidingshitaweizaodehetong!wobuxintanenggaodingdihaojituan!”
“jiushi!”xiaoweiweiyezaiyipangtianyoujiacu:“tapingshenmenengnaxiadihaojituandehetong?zheikeshisanqianwandedaxiangmu!tayaonengdehua,wozaojiutanchengle!”
xiaochuranlengxiaodao:“tangmei,nishuocuole,zheihetongbushisanqianwan,shiliuqianwan!”
“gunba!”xiaoweiweihengxiaodao:“liuqianwandehetong?niyezhenhaoyisishuochulai!zhendangwomenshishazia?ninengqianlailiuqianwan,wohaishuowonengqianlaiyigeyini!”
xiaohailongyelengzhelianshuo:“churan,nizheishibanainai、bawomendajiahuodanghoushuaa!”
shuowan,taduixiaolaotaitaidao:“nainai!churanzheishidanibudao!ninkebunengraoleta!”
xiaolaotaitaiyeqideyaoyaqiechi,sanqianwantadoujuedejiuchengmeixi,xiaochuranqulebangexiaoshijiupaohuilaigenzijishuoqianleliuqianwan……
zheibushidangzhezheimeduorendemian,bazijidangshazilema?
zhendangzijizheiyijiazhizhushibaidangde?
zheizhongbuxiaozisun,buganchuqu,zijiyihouzaijiazuliruheliwei?
xiaolaotaitaiqijigongxin,yipaizhuozi,houdao:“xiaochuran!likejiwoqurenshibubanlilizhishouxu!”
xiaochuranbiaoqingcuoebuyi,zheibangrenfenglema?dakaihetongkanyikan,nengleisitamenma?
jiuzaizheishi,huranyourendahanyisheng:“**!dihaojituanguanfanggongzhonghaofabutuisongle!liuqianwanhetongshizhende!”
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