《shangmenniuxu》shiyibudadongrenxindezuopin，jiangshuleyelingxiaosuziyunzaimianduishenghuokaoyanshidechengzhangyujianren。yelingxiaosuziyunjinglilexuduojiannandejuezehekunjing，dantongguojianchiheyongqi，zuizhongzhaodaozijizhenzhengdejiazhiherenshengyiyi。zheibuxiaoshuochongmanwenqingyuzhihui，zheisannianwodangniuzuomasihounimen，nandaonimenjiuyaoyanzhengzhengdekanzhewobeiwairenqiru？zheisannianjiusuanshiqingyi……jiangyinfaduzheduirenshengdesikaoheganwu。
第3章
“laotouzi，nishuozhende？”
liguihuakanzhesuguoqiang，youxiejingya。
“dangran，yiqianziyunxinggeyaoqiang。tadehunshi，womenzuoyoubule。ziranshibuneng，guoduoganyu。danxianzaitayijingchenglezhanshen！
yelingxiaobuguoshiyigesongwaimaide，tazheiyangdeshenfenyepeigenwomenziyunzaiyiqi？”suguoqianglengxiaoleyisheng，zhijiekaikoudao。
“dangchuwojiushuo，rangziyunbuyaogenneigefeiwujiehun。xianzaihaole，tangtangyiweizhanshenjurangenyigesongwaimaidejiehun。
zheiyaoshichuanchuqu，womensujiadelianwangnalifang！”liguihuayifuchilesicangyingdebiaoqing，yi**zuozaiyizishang。
“laopo，nishuodemeicuo！bunengrangziyungenyelingxiaojiehundexiaoxichuanchuqu，zheigefeiwugenbenjiupeibushangwomenziyun！”
suguoqiangliansetongyangbuhaokan，tacongxinligenbenjiukanbuqiyelingxiao。
“jiushijiushi，wozaojiukanneigefeiwubushunyanle！”
su**tongyangyilianbunaifandekaikoudao。
“meicuo，quziyingrangneigefeiwubiexile！meitianchulezuojiawuhesongwaimaizhiwai，tahainengzuoshenme？zheifeiwu，yigeyuedegongzihaibugoulaoniangqudamajiangshudeqianduo！”
liguihuabunaifandeduizhesuziyingfenfu。
“dengdeng！xianbiezheji，daihuizanmentaidushaoweihaoyidian。wanyineigefeiwusihuobukenlihun，womenkeyemeibanfa！”
suguoqiangjiaozhulesuziying，kaikougaojiedao。
“xingle，xingle！tabudaying，taganbudayingworangrendaduantadetui。woshihuagaosuniba，wozaojiukanzheigefeiwubushunyanle！nizhidaozhaojiagongzi，zhaohailongma？”
liguihuabunaifandebailebaishou，rangsuziyingquzhaoyelingxiao。
“zhaohailong？ma，nishuodeshihailongjituanxianzaidedongshizhang，yeshizanmenyunhaidierdashijiazhaojiadezhaogongzima？”
su**suiranshigefeiwu，danduiyunhaideerdaiquanzihaishihenshuxide。
“meicuo，jiushizhaojiadagongzi！tazaojiuxihuannijie，yaobushinijiequlebeijiang。wozaojiurangneigesifeiwugennijielihungundanle！genlezhaojiadagongzi！”
liguihuadianlediantou，yilianjiaoaodeyangzi。
“ma，zanmenjiayaoshinengpanshangzhaojia。neizanmenjiakejiufadale，zaijiashangwojiezhanshendeshenfen。daoshihou，womensujiachengweiyunhaidiyijiayebushishenmenanshi！”
su**kanzheliguihua，jidongdekaikoudao。
liguihuahaixiangkaikou，dankandaoyelingxiaozoujinlai，lianshangdexiaorongshoulianleqilai。
“nizheigesifeiwu，nikankannijinlainandaobuhuibaxiezishangdeshuijicaganma？nizhidao，zheimudibanduoguima？”
liguihuazhizheyelingxiao，tumohengfeidemadao。
“ma，womashangjiuca。zheibushininzhaowo，woyishimeiyouzhuyima？”
yelingxiaowenyan，lianmangzhunbeiqucaxie。
“xiaoye，xianbuji！laopo，nixianshaoshuoliangju！”
suguoqiangjiaozhuleyelingxiao，youpailepailiguihuadejianbang。
“xiaoye，nixianzuoxia。nilaiwomensujia，yeyousannianleba！”
suguoqiangluchuleyigeheaidexiaorong，rangyelingxiaozuoxiayoujitadaoleyibeicha。
zheirangyelingxiaopoyoujifenshouchongruojing，sannianlaisuguoqianghaishidiyicijitadaocha。
“ba，ninyoushenmehuajiuzhishuoba！”
yelingxiaokanzhesuguoqiang，renbuzhukaikoudao。
“hao，xiaoye！nijirandouzheimeshuole，woyejiubuzangzheyezhele！zheizhangkali，youershiwan。ninazhe，suanshizheisannianlaijinidebuchang。
dengziyuncongbeijianghuilai，nimenjiuquminzhengjubahunlileba！”suguoqiangjiangyizhangyinxingka，tuidaoleyelingxiaomianqian。
“lihun？ba，ninbushizaikaiwanxiaoba！”
yelingxiaolengleyixia，kanzhesuguoqiangkaikouwendao。
“dangranbushikaiwanxiao，sheigennikaiwanxiaole！”
liguihuamengranyipaizhuozi，kanzheyelingxiaoehenhendekaikoudao。
“ba，manimenzheishishenmeyisi？”
yelingxiaoyazhehuoqi，kanzhesuguoqiangzhijiekaikouzhiwendao。
“xingyedeshihuagaosuniba！wojiaziyun，xianzaiyijingchenglezhanshen！erniyelingxiao，buguoshiyigechousongwaimaide。nishishenmeshenfen？ziyunshishenmeshenfen！
nijiwojiaziyuntixiedoubupei，xianzaijiniershiwanneishikanzaiziyundemianzishang。yaoburan，niyiweinisuanshenmedongxizhiershiwanma？”
liguihuazhizheyanqiandeyelingxiao，tumohengfeidemadao。
“xiaoyea！nimashuodemeicuo，baqianshouqilai。dengziyunhuilaijiulihunba，sannianershiwankebushaole！”
suguoqiangzaidujiangyinxingkatuidaoleyelingxiaodemianqian，duizheyelingxiaodao。
“ba，nimenbieshuole！woheziyunshizhenxinxiangai，woshibukenengheziyunlihunde！”
yelingxiaokanzhesuguoqiangheliguihua，zhijiekaikoujujue。
“xingyede，niyigechousongwaimaide！biejilianbuyaolian，jiniershiwanbushaole。niyebusapaoniaokankan，zijishigeshenmeshenfen！”
su**zaizheigeshihou，mengranzhanqikanzheyelingxiaokaikoudao。
“yuanlainimenshirenweiwodeshenfen，peibushangziyun。benlaiwodasuanyiputongrendeshenfen，gennimenxiangchu。xianzaiwotanpaile，buzhuangle！wojiushizhanshendiandianzhu！”
yelingxiaoshuohuadeshihou，qishibuyoudetishengleqilai。
“ni！zhanshendiandianzhu？hahahahaha，nizheishidasuanxiaosiwo。rangwomenfangqi，rangnihewojielihunma？”
su**xiaodezhizheyelingxiao，xiaodeqianyanghouhe。
“zhanshendiandianzhu？niyaoshizhanshendiandianzhu，wojiushilongguodeguozhu！”
suziyingyezaizheigeshihoukaikouchaofeng，yanzhongdebiyizhisegengshinongyuwubi。
“xiaoyea！benlaiyiweinishigelaoshihaizi，meixiangdaozheizhonghuaniyeshuodechulai。niyebukankanniziji，jiushiyigesongwaimaide。
yejiushizhiyouwomentingdao，fouzedehua。pingnishuozijishizhanshendiandianzhu，kejiuyaochidakuia！”
suguoqiangyifuweiyelingxiaohaodeyangzikaikou，danhualihuawaiwuyibushizaijiduita。
“wozhenshizhanshendiandianzhu，fenghaoshendi！”
yelingxiaolengleyixia，zaidukaikoujieshidao。
“xinglexingle，nizhuangle！niyigechousongwaimaide，haiganshuozijishizhanshendiandianzhu！womenjiashimeiyoujingzijinizhaoma？meiyoujingzi，nandaonihaiyouniaoma？”
liguihuabunaifandehuishou，huayuzhongchaofengzhiyimanman。
“wozhenshizhanshendiandianzhu，zheishiwodezhanshenling！”
yelingxiaocongshenshangmochuyikuaigupodelingpai，juzaishoulikaikou。
liguihuayibajiangzhanshenlingqiangdaoshouli，yibarengzaidishangtongshituleyikoutumo：
“wopei，kanyangzinimaochonghaitingxiagongfua！zheikuailingpai，zenmeyeyaoshikuaiqianba！nibushizhanshendiandianzhushendima？
zheiyangba，nizhiyaowanchenglianggetiaojian。wojiuburangnimenlihun，diyigejiushibatajiwoqinglairangtajiwomenquanjiarenjianchashenti！”
liguihuadeshouzhi，zhizhedianshi。
自费给员工针灸后，儿子竟要跟我断绝关系
作者：李子
栏目：都市
拒绝所有联姻后，我被女友赶出了家门
作者：九转大肠
栏目：都市
极寒末日，我拥有签到抽奖系统
作者：李扶南牢一
栏目：都市
为救儿子失忆后，妻子选择了白月光
作者：一树明
栏目：都市
健忘症老婆害死女儿后，我离婚了
作者：三明治
栏目：都市
死亡佣金：离奇的受害人
作者：火辣辣的冬天
栏目：都市
