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“xiaoqi，genzhewoyizhixiangqianchong，buguanfashengrenheshi，doubuxuhuitou。”laojiangqingqingmiqishuangyan，mengdijiangzhanqihuixiangshandingdao：“neilijiushimubiao，weiyidemubiao！huqibing，yongbutingliu，yongbuhuishou！”
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“呼！”
“呼！”
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“dadadadada……dadadadada……”
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“轰！”
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“啾——轰！”
“哒哒哒哒哒……”
“轰！”
“轰！”
“……”
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爽吗？
爽个毛啊！
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“huxi！huxi！！huxi！！！”
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“zhanqibudao——chongfengbuzhi！！！”
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tingdaozheigeshengyin，longxiaoqihenhenyaozheyachi，yanjinglitoushechuyiguziehenhendeguangmang。
tazhidaolaojiangzhendebukenenghuitou，zijiruguobuxiangsi，jiudegenjinduifang。chulegenjin，tameiyoudiergexuanze。
“啾——”
toudingchuanlaipaodanpokaikongqidejianruixiangsheng，yikepaodanzaitedingdedandaozhixia，zhizhixiangtamenxilai。
douranjian，laojiangdeshentixiangshibeishenmedongxihenhenzheleyixiaside，turangaibianluxian。
“zheshen！！！”laojiangdahan。
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“wodao！！！”laojiangbaohou。
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