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御品风月。
muchengzuihaohuadejiulouzhiyi。
tangyinanluozuohoupielepiezui，jiazhuanghenshengqideyangzishuo：“xueli，shangcibangnibanjia，nidoumeishuoqingwodaozheilaichiyidun。”
fuxueliheiheixiaodao：“shangcibushimeikaigongzima，jintianjinibushanghaibuxingma。”
“nizheihuashuodezhenbulaoshi，nishiqingxiaoyishengchifanshunbianbawoyedaishangle，suoyi，zheidunbunengsuan！”
“nimenlianggezhuzaiyiqi，nandaohaidefenkaiqingya！”
tangyinandelianyihong，“biehushuobadao，xiaoyishengzhishizanshizhuzaiwojiaeryi。”
“e，shiwokouwulou……ai，nidelianzenmeneimehonga？”
fuxuelikanxiangxiaotianyue，“shifu，nidebinghaoshibushiduishenmeguomina？”
xiaotianyuetaitoukanlekantamenliangge，xiaodao：“kenengshigangcaibeifengchuideba。”
“chunfengbujiefengqing，ranshaoshaonvdexin……”
tangyinandeshouzaizhuozixiamianqingqingdichuileyixiafuxuelidetui，“biechangle，kuaidiandiancai。”
fuxueliheiheiyixiao，jiangcaidandijixiaotianyueyiben，“shifu，buyongjiwoshengqian，wozuotiangangkaidegongzi！”
shengguangyiyuandexinzifulishiquanmuchengzuihaode，neilideyishinianxindoushisanshiwanqibu。
xiaotianyuefankaicaidanbujinbeilimiandejiageheleyitiao。
zuibianyideyidaocaiyeyao999yuan。
anzhaosicaiyitangdebiaozhun，zaizheichiyidunfandeqiandougoutashenghuobannianle。
meizhunlejinkuyaodaidehua，duifuyinianyebuchengwenti。
tangyinanhefuxueligongkanyibencaidan。
“tamenjiashangxinle，zhanfuniupaiei，changchang？”fuxuelizhengxuntangyinandeyijian。
“woyaochisuyidiande！”tangyinanyaotou。
sangerendiancaidegongfu，gebizhuolaileyiqunren。
“zheicideyishujiaoliudahuizhengzhengtiqianleshigeyue。”
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“buzhidaozheicihualuosheijiaa。”
“wokanmeizhunyoushishengguangyiyuan。”
“woshuonizenmeneimesangqi，ganmazhangtarenzhiqi，miezijiweifeng。”
“jiushi，quniandedahui，shenjiaoshouquwaidishoukemeiganshang，yaoshiganshangle，diyiminghainenglundaoshengguang，kendingshizanmenyidaeryuana！”
“wozheikebushigebozhouchaowai，nimentingshuomei，jintianxiawu，neigejianyiyongweidedayingxionggangdaoshengguangjiuduanqile，jieguozenmezhe？yingshengshengdebeiyigexingzhaodekezhangjijiuhuole……”
“xingleba，wokanzheijianshilimiandeshuifenhenda，meizhunyoushishengguangdegongguanzaigaogui。”
“heng，suitahaole，fanzhengyoushenjiaoshouzai，tashengguangjiushizainiubi，zheiciyedechenfu！”
“dui，youshenjiaoshouzai，diyijiushiwomende！”
zheiqunrenzhengzhenglundehuore，lianggerenturanlaidaoletamendezhuoqian。
qizhongyimingnianqingdenanzibuxiedeshuo：“yidaeryuanqunianfashengliangqiyiliaoshigu，neigeshenjiaoshoushoushudechenggonglvzhiyou94%，jiupingnimenyijiaganggangrumensanjiadeerliuyiyuan，yegandayanbucandeshuodiyishinimende，zhenshibuzhixiuchi！”
砰！
一群人拍桌而起。
“xiaozi，nitemeshisheia？shibushipiziyangyangle？”
“ganwuruwomenyidaeryuan，xinbuxinworangnihouhuiyibeizi？”
“xiaozi，nigaibuhuishishengguangyiyuandeba，neizhenghao，zanmenjintianjiuxianchangbishibishizenmeyang。”
nanzilengxiaoyisheng：“shengguang？shengguangzaiwoyanlisuangemaoa？hengheng，jiuniyexianggenwobishi？nipeima？”
“bushishengguangyiyuandenizaizheizahushenme？”
“xiaozi，nidaodishishei？”
nanzishuaileshuaitoufa，“nimentinghaole，woshizhongyiyuandedongdalong，wopangbianzheiweishiwomenyiyuandeshouxiyisheng，tansongmingtanlao，rensongwaihao，miaoshouyixian。suoyi，zheicideyishujiaoliudahui，diyifeiwomenmoshu！”
zheiqunrentingdaodongdalongzheigemingzideshihou，dunshijiusongle。zheixiaozitababashimuchengzhongyiyuandeyuanzhang，tamamashizuoyiyaoshengyidelaozong，jialibudanyouqian，guanxiyehenying，zaimucheng，yijiederendoudejidianmianzi。
neigetansongmingyebushiyibanren，tashimuchengzhongyixiehuidefuhuizhang，jingchangjiyixiedarenwukanbing。
suoyi，yanqianzheierweishitamenrebuqideren。
yiqunrenqiaoshengdezuoxiale，kandoubuganzaikandongdalongyiyan。
dongdalongaomandehengdao：“yiqunchirenshuomengdetubie，danwuwopaomazi！”
shuowan，tazhuanguoshen，zhibentangyinanhefuxueli。
“aiyou，zheibushixiaohuahebanhuame，liangweilaotongxue，haojiubujiana。”
tangyinanxiumeiyitiao，lengshenghuileyiju：“zhenqiaoa。”
dongdalongcengfengkuangdezhuiqiuguota，buguoquebeitajuzhiqianlizhiwai。
“wohaizaixiang，ganggangshisheizaiheyidaeryuandeyishengmenchuiniu，yuanlaishidongdadaoyan。”fuxueliduidongdalongmeishenmehaogan，shenzhishiyouxieyane。
yinweizheirenshigehuaxindaluobu，dangchuzhuiqiubudaotangyinan，jiufanguolaiyongyixiexiasanlandeshouduanzhuiqiuguota。
birushuoshixideshihou，dongdalongjiujingchangzhaoyiqunxiaoliumanglaisaoraota，ranhouzai“zuiguanjiandeshike”tiaochulai“yingxiongjiumei”。
“woneikebushichuiniu，nizhidaotashihefanggaorenma？”dongdalongpoweideyidezhilezhitansongming。
“wojiushiyigebuwenshishi，gulouguawendexiaonvzi。”fuxueliyagenjiubuxiangzhidao。suirangangcaitatingdaodongdalongdechuixule，danzaitayanzhong，zhongyijiezhiyoutashifuxiaotianyuezheiyizunzhenshen，qitadedoushituyouxuming。
tansongmingzihaodelvlelvzhangbaihuzi，“birennaijiuzhouyixuehuihuiyuan，muchengzhongyixiehuifuhuizhang，muchengzhongyiyuanshouxiyishengjianfuyuanzhang，cengxianhouzhihaoyunmengjituanyangzong、sanyejituanzhaozong、yanshijituanlizongdengshibaweilaozongdebuzhizhizheng……rensongwaihaomiaoshouyixian……”
“haolehaole，goulegoule……”fuxuelishizaitingbuxiaqule，nayouzheimezuoziwojieshaode，“tanlaoshiba，xinghuile！”
tansongmingshifendeyi，zheihaimeishuoxingmingni，duifangjiushizhidaozijishisheile，kanlai“miaoshouyixian”zaiminjianhaishihenyoucunzaigande，“erweiguniang，laoxiuduifukeyepoyouyanjiu，wanghouyaoshinalibushufule，keyilaizhaowozhenduanzhenduan，nimendakefangxin，wojuebushouqufeiyong，buyaobuhaoyisi，laoxiushiguolairen……”
tangyinanzhoulezhoumei，zaixinzhongqinghengyisheng：zheidoushishenmeren？
fuxuelidaduandao：“woyeshiyimingyisheng。”
“ai，suhuashuojiurennanzijiu，nishiyishengyebudaibiaoniduifukebingmianyia！”
“ruguomeishenmeshidehua，erweiqingzibianba，womenyaochifanle。”fuxuelilandezaihetashuoshenmele。
dongdalongshuaileshuaitoufa，yilianyinqindeshuo：“womenyemeichifanni，jiranganshangle，neijiuyiqiba，zheidunsuanwode，zanmenxianxiaoyinyibeixuxujiu，yihuierdengwohetanlaojiyupinfengyuedechenzongkanwanbingyihou，wodainimenqukuangchaojiubawandian**de，duile，wohaiyouliangfendaliyaosongjinimen……”
tashuohuadeshihoubutingdimozheshoubiao，xinlizaoyiyuhuofenshen，zhiyuyihuierwanshenme，zenmewan，tayijingyoujihuale。
“laoxiuzhenghaoyeele，neizanmenjiugongjinwancanba！”tansongminghouyan**dexiaoleqilai，takanleyiyanshenchuanlianjiabaichenshandexiaotianyue，youkanleyiyandongdalong。sihushizaiyongyanshenxiangduifangchuandizhexinhao：zheixiaozishisheia？
dongdalongmaizhefangbuzoudaotangyinanhefuxueliduimiandeweizhi，cubaodezhuaiqixiaotianyuejiangqituidaoleyipang，“nishixinlaidefuwushengma？kerendiancaideshihounijingranganzuozhe！”
shuowan，congqianbaolichouchuerbaikuaiqianshuaizailexiaotianyuedelianshang，“zheishixiaofei，bawodiandedongxijizhule，sifenaozhouzhanfu，liangpingsuwei，ganjingun，buranwolikerangchenzongkaichuni。”
“董大龙！！！”
tangyinanhefuxueliqidetongshizhanleqilai。
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