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zhousanzheitian，huotingzhidaizhekehuqulesaijiangnan。
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tabuquekeren，gengbuquexianghuotingzhizheiyangdegongzigedepengchang。
huotingzhidaizherenjinrudatang，zhangjinglilikeyingguolaijiangrendaiqulechangqudebaojian。
jingguoyuangongxiuxitingdeshihou，yinyueshanguoyidaoshuxishenying。
huotingzhiweiweipiantou，bianjianjiangbozhanzailimianherentanhua，tamousedangjichenlexiaqu。
zhangjinglijiantashensebudui，likeshangqianqingshengxunwen：“huoxianshengyoushenmefenfu？”
tamenzheidifang，jiageshichulaimingdegui，danfuwuzhoudaoyehenchuming。
jiudiandezongzhishi，liqiurangmeiyiweikehumanyi。
huotingzhiqiaoletayiyan，muguangcongneidaoshenyingshangyishanerguo。
zhangshengxiuyuguangsaoleyiyanjiangbobeiying，budongshengsedetiaolexiamei。
buzhidaojiangboshizenmedezuizheiweigongziyele，dan……huotingzhixiangjiangzheirencongsaijiangnannongchuqu，quebingfeiyijianyishi。
youxierenkanzhesuiranpuputongtong，danquebushiyibanrenkaizuideqide。
zhangshengxiuyouyizaizheishishangfanhutu，huotingzhiquebuxu。
jiangtadailaideneixierenlingjinbaojianhou，bianduizhezhangshengxiufananle：“meirengaosuguoni，wobuxiangzaikanjianta？”
huotingzhiyuqikuangwang，taiduaoman，jiunashenfenlaishuo，tataiyouzigeduiyigejiudianjinglikuangao。
zhangshengxiubigongbijingdezhanzhe，“meijiedaolaobandezhiling，buganqingyidongzuo。”
yuqilidetuituoyixiabeihuotingzhitingchulaile，talenghengdao：“kaichuyigefuwu，yexuyaomafannimenlaoban？”
zhangshengxiuzhanzhe，yuqidaizhetaohao：“ninbieweinanwo。”
suishishuozhetaohaodehua，danzheirenmianseruchang，bingwuqianbeizhiyi。
“zheizhongxiaoshiyejiaoweinan？”huotingzhishenshouchuozheneirenjianbang，taidubunai：“bierangwobukuaihuo，niyezhidaowodepiqi。”
tacongdoulitaochuyizhangkasairuzhangshengxiudekoudai：“jiejueleta，kalideshiwankuaiqianjiushinide！”
zhangshengxiuningmei，henshiweinan：“zheishiwozhenbanbule，buguangwobanbule，saijiangnanderenheyirendoubuxing。”
“huche！”huotingzhixiangshitingdaolejiqihaoxiaodehua，yigefuwusheng？zenmejiubanbudiaole？！
tazaidudakaiqianbao，yourengguolaiyizhangka：“haishishiwan。”
ershiwanzhiweikaichuyigefuwusheng，zheishihaiyoushenmebuhaobande？
但偏偏就是不行。
zhangshengxiujiangdongxihaiguoqu，“jiangboshilaobanpengyou，tadequliubuzaiwozhangkongzhong。”
tawuyidezuihuotingzhizheihaorenwu，yushiduoshuoleju。
“saijiangnandelaobanshishei？”
zhangshengxiumolejimiaohui：“huziyang。”
tingwenzheigemingzihuotingzhirenbuzhuzhoumei，qianduanshijiancongtashouliqiangzoukehudekebujiushizheiren？
当真冤家路窄！
zhangshengxiucongbaojianchulaibiankanjianhuziyanghuangyouyoudelaile，tachaotazhaoshou。
“姓霍的在里边？”
zhangjinglidianlediantou，jianglimianfashengdeshiyiwuyishideshuole。
huziyangyitingtajujueleershiwan，yilianwanxi。
zheiniantouzheimezhongxindeyuangongbuhaozhaole，tabaibaishouzhuanshenquzhaobangongshizhaojiangbo。
bangongshilijiangbokanzhezheijidudebaobiaozhoumei，tingjiankaimenshengtouyemeitaiyixiadao：“shanggeyuededingdanchaoyusuanle，zaixiageyuedeyudingyechaole，tuidiaoyidian。”
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jiangbosongkaishubiao，kaozaiyibeishangkanletayiyandao：“dingdantaiduohuiyingxiangzhiliang，woshiweinihao，laoban。”
huziyangrenbuzhufanlegebaiyan，“nidelaobankebuhaozuo，nikebuzhidaoxinghuodehuaershiwanyaojiangnicongsaijiangnannongchuqu！”
kaiyigefuwushengjiuzheimedashoubi，kejianzheixinghuodeyouduohenjiangboba！
huziyangzezeleliangsheng，xixuedao：“nishuoshuonizheiqingdizhaode，keshigouhende！”
jiangbokanletayiyan，manbujingxindao：“younizaiwopashenme？”
“wo……”huziyangqimen。
taxianzaichengletadedangjianpai，mingqianganjiandouchaozhetalai，tadaoshiqingsongle！
这混蛋！
jiangboqingxiaodao：“yigehuotingzhi，worenweihaibuzhiyuhedenipiguniaoliu。”
“谁屁股尿流了！”
jiangboguanlediannaoxiangqijianshi：“bazhanghaodianlema？”
“taa。”huziyangnierudao：“haole，haodehen！”tabuganshuoneigoujintianmeizenmechifan，yaoshijiaozheisizhidao，haibudesiletadepi？
zaishuoshouyishuoneishizhengchangdefanying，guoliangtianjiuhaole，yemeibiyaorangtazhidao。
jiangbodianlediantounashangwaitaowangwaizou：“wochuquduanpanzi。”
胡子阳：“……”
果然是闲的！
tazheibianmeizuoyihuier，jialidedianhualaile，guanjiashuoneigouzuzongyoubushufule。
huziyangmeigangaosujiangbo，mabutingtidewangjiagan！
bieshuketingli，bazhangwujingdacaidetanshuizaidishang，qiaojianhuziyangcongwaimianzoujinlaiyemeiyouhenreqingdeyingguoqu。
songlazhenaodai，qiaozhechaotazoujinderen。
huziyangzaitashenbianzuoxia，yibianjitashunmaoyibianwenguanjia：“shouyilaiguolema？zenmeshuo？”
guanjiarushidao：“shuoshimeidaai。”
huziyangzhoumei，jiranmeishizheigouchengtiannianbazhebudong？
chouzhedishangdegoutahurandechuyigejielun：“bushidexiangsibingleba？！”
bazhangxiankaiyanpiqiaoletayiyan，‘aowu’leyishengyoubudongle！
huziyangzhuomopianke，ranhouyipaishouqishenshanglou。
zaixialaideshihoushouliduolejizhangzhaopian！
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“wang！”gouzijiaolesheng，xiongsheneshadedengguoqu！
huziyangzhoumei，zheishenmegou，tabuguomaleneihundanyijueryi……
算了，不和狗计较。
“gennishuozhengjingdeni！zheishinineijiangbabajinizhaodema。kanqingchulea！”
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“aowu~”bazhangwaizhenaodaidaliangxiangkuang。
yipangdeguanjiarenbuzhumolexiaetou，tamenxianshengmobushizuijinbeigoucijishalebucheng……
wanshangbadiansangyuhaimeihuijia，zhuoshangdecaijiangboyijingreleliangbian。
nanrenzhongyurenbuzhujitaquledianhua：“haimeixiaban？”
lutiansheyingpengnei，sangyuyibianpaizhewenziyibianshuo：“zaiwaimianhekehujiaosheshejifangan，wandianhuiqu。”
nanrenzhufulejijugualedianhua。
sangyugangshouhaoshoujibianjiansunweiduanzhehefanguolaile：“zheihuangshanyeling，maifenfanpaolaoyuan！”
jieguotadilaidefanhe，sangyuyouxiebuhaoyisidao：“guaiwo，zaozhidaobujiaoniguolaipeiwole。”
sunweiyibianwangzuilibafanyibianshuo：“guainishenmea！yaoguaijiuguaisangxiaohegejianren！”
zheimeshuozhe，sunweimianbudechaobuyuanchubuzhuangderendengguoqu。mingliangbaichidengxia，sangxiaohechongzhetamingyanyixiao，yaoduodeyiyouduodeyi！
tadedingdanxianzaibeisangyufuze，xianzaidesangyuhaibushitaxiangzenmebaibujiuzenmebaibu？！
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