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shuangshiyi,laogongbawoguazaitadewangdian:

chushoumeiyonglaopo,998peichifan,9998baoye,99998baoyue。

woquxunwenshi,tazhengmangzhepeibaiyueguanghejiu,manlianbunaifandiduiwo:

“wowangengeryi,nijishenme?haizhenyiweiyourenhuimainia?”

“qi,zheimemeiyongdenvren,sheimaisheichikui,wohaibabudeninengmaichuquzhuanqianni!”

kehoulaizhenyougeyouqianbazongxiadan,huawubaiwanyaomaiwoyibeizi。

laogongquehuangle,ningkenfutianjiaweiyuejin,yekuzheburangwozou。

......

wuyijiankanjianyeziyangdewangdian,womengle。

tabawoguazaitadedianli,mingmabiaojia。

“出售没用老婆:

998peichifan,9998baoye,99998baoyue,butuibuhuan。”

xiangqingyedetupianquanshiwodechouzhao。

baobeimiaoshuyilanxiedeshi:

zhangdechou,haochilanzuo,meibenshi,zhuanbudaoqian。

dangchuguizheqiuwo,wocaigentazaiyiqide。

shangbeizisharen,zheibeiziquleta。

youxiayandehaoxinrenmafanjiujiuwoha~

我心里一阵闷痛。

jiehunbanian,meixiangdaozaitayanli,wojingshizheiyangzide!

shoujihuranshoudaoyeziyangfalaidedingwei。

shiyirujiwangdeminglingyuqi。

“laizheilijiewo,xiannibanxiaoshidao,buranjinwannizaigouwoshui。”

taduiwoxianglairuci,meiyoubandianzunzhongkeyan。

erwoxianzaixinlishenzhimeiyoubandianfennu,zhishengwujindepibei。

kaichelushang,wofaxianneigelianjieluxubeipailehaojidan。

wopamaijiawuhui,bianzhejidijiasuganwangjiuba。

yeziyangzhenggentaneibangpengyoumenwandexingqi。

wozhengyaoshuohua,quetingjiantaxingfendidahan:

“nishule,jiqian!pailianjie!rangneigejianhuopeinichifanhahaha!”

ertapengyouzechuitousangqididakaishouji,piankehou,neigelianjieyouduoleyidan。

zheiyike,wodexinlengdefazhan。

wodezhangfujingranzheimebuzaiyiwo,shenzhibawonadaotapengyoumianqian,dangzuoyigewanwu!?

youyilunyouxi,yeziyangshule。

他却撇着嘴嫌弃道:

“womeitianmianduitayijinggoufandele,haiyaohuaqiangentachifan?!”

ertashenbiandezhaokeyanyibawanzhuta,chicudishuo,

“buxiangpaijiubupai,nishiwoderen,bushitachenjingxuederen。

“nishulewofuqian,jinwandajiarenyihe,womaidan。”

yeziyangmanliangandong,baozhetashenshenyiwen。

zaitapengyoumendehuanhushengzhong,wojingjingzoushangqian。

suoyourendemuguangdouluozailewozheigezhengpailaoposhenshang。

tamenzhidao,woquandoukanjiantingjianle。

quemeiyigerenjuedegangahuobaoqian。

fanerhaobuzaiyididaxiaodao:

“ai,yeziyangdeershisixiaotiangoulaopolaile!

“ganjingentahuijiaba,burantayouyaoxiaguiqiunile!”

zaisuoyourenderenzhili,yeziyangcongxiaojiuxihuanzhaokeyan。

erwoduitayijianzhongqing,kukuzhuita。

shenzhibuxixiaguiqiutahewozaiyiqi。

tazheicaifangqizhaokeyan,hewolianaijiehun。

yeziyangduiwocongwuzunzhong,suoyourenyedouqiaobuqiyizhitiangou。

wobilebiyan,nulihulvetamenchaofengqingmiedemuguang,yazhesangzidao:

“bashangpinxiajia,biezaiwudaobierenle,zheibuhaowan。”

yeziyangchenmozhe,doumeizhengyankanwoyiyan。

erzhaokeyantianletianzuichun,manliandeyidishuo:

“nijishenme?ziyangfashenmeshitadeziyou。

“haishishuo,nigaibuhuizhendeyiwei,huiyourenxiadanmainiba?”

huayinluoxia,suoyourenhahadaxiao。

yeziyangxiaodezuikuazhang,wuzheduziyaodouzhibuqilai。

tahurannaqishoujipilipaladazi。

piankehouwoshoujibiankaishimeiwanmeiledizhendong。

wozheicaifaxian,yeziyangjingranbashangpinlianjiezhuandaogegequnli。

甚至还发了朋友圈!

配的文字是:

“genwolaopokaigewanxiao,tajingranzhendanxinzijinengmaichuqu!

zheinvrenyetaichunlehahahaha!dajiakankan,nimenyuanyimaima?”

许多朋友劝他撤回。

dangengduode,shiduiwodedasichaofeng。

“puxin,xiangduole,xiayige。”

“jiuzheigezhangxianghaixiangchulaimai?douchidianerhaodeba!”

shenzhiyeziyangdemadoutiaochulaishuo:

“tazhigepi!youzheigongfudanxinhaiburuduozhuanqianduoshenghaizi,bawomenyijiasihouhao!”

zhaokeyandashengduchuzheixiepinglun,yeziyanghetapengyoumenxiaodeqianyanghouhe。

yexuzaitamenyanli,wogendongwuyuandehouzimeishenmequbie。

都是个笑话。

woshiwangdikanzheyeziyangyanjiaoxiaochulaideleihua,xinliwubimamu。

cengjingwoaitarugu,tazenmeduiwowodounengren。

kecike,wobujinxiangqibamadehua。

“yeziyangmeineimexihuanni,riziguodebushufu,haishilihunba!”

zhengchushenshi,yeziyangdeshoujihurandingdongyisheng。

yourenxiadanle,yikouqipaile500fen。

hualejiangjinwubaiwan,maiwosishinian!

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