zuozhe“yaorenfutu”dezuixinyuanchuangzuopin，doushishenghuoxiaoshuo《shaonianmingjiaolinmu》，jiangshuzhujiaolinmuxiaonishenbianfashengdejingcaigushi，zuozhewenbibusu，jingcaijuqingburongcuoguo！zhuyaojiangshudeshi：xiaonijiantazaiwaimianzuoleyiye，dunshixinzhongyizhenkuijiu，“shidi，nizaiwaimian......zuoleyiyema？”……
第17章
“yohe！xiaoyezhonghaitingheng？”
“womengaisi，ninandaobugaisima？”
“jiushi，yigedananrenyoushouyoujiao，tiantianxiangzhechiruanfan，xinshubuzhenghuohairenjian，ganjingunba！”
“是啊赶紧滚吧！”
taixiaderenmianduilinmudeweixie，zaiduhuaranqisheng，duitahexiaonilengchaorefengleqilai。
“聒噪！”
linmuyishengnuhou，jiazazhejingtianqixicongtianerjiang，rangzaichangsuoyourenzaicianjinglexialai。
zaiyikan，meigerendeshenqingdouchongchizhehairanjingkong，liansegengshicangbairuzhi，youderenshenzhimaochulelenghan。
“zhei......zheixiaozi，jiujingshenmelushu？”
xiaolinshandengdaleyanjingdaidaidikanzhetaishanghuzhexiaonidelinmu，shenqingzhongjinshinanyizhixin。
“管他什么路数？”
xuelanguiqibudayichulairangrangdao，“wonverjiushibeitahaichengzheiyangde，woyidingyaotafuchudaijia！”
xiaolinyuzheishihuiguoshenlai，lengxiaozhekanzhelinmudao：
“xiaobailian，woxiaojiaderuanfan，kebushizheimehaochide，zhuwei，shizaishibaoqian，xiaojiachulezheiyangyizhuangchoushi，shiwodagejiajiaobuyandaozhide，zheijianshiqing，woyidinghuijigeweiyigejiaodai，jiangzheilianggejianfuyinfushengzhiyifa！”
唰！
话音刚落！
linmudeshenxingturanyidong，padeyixiahaozhulexiaolinyudetoufa，houzhedunshidajingshise，“niyaoganshenme？a！！tong！tonga！”
linmukebuguantadehaojiao，zhuazhetoufajiucongtaixiabatajituoleshanglai，zoudaolexiaonimianqian，tayigedabidouzhijieshuaizailexiaolinyudelianshang！
“jiaoshenmejiao？bizui！”
“xiaoyezhong！nifangkaiwoba！”
xiaorongrongjianzhuangzhengningmadao，dangangshuowanjiujianlinmunaqihuatongchaotamengdishuaileguoqu，bupianbuyizhenghaozazaileqishuangxishang！
咔嚓！
xiaorongrongdexigaishunjiangulie，jutongrangtabuyouzizhudiguilexialai，liansetongkuwanfen！
“xiaozazhong！woyidingyaonongsini！”
linmudandandikanletayiyan，“nizhipeijiwoguizhekan！”
shuowanhaibuwangjixiaolinyuyibazhang，houdao：
“zhuangshenmeshui？jiwobayanjingzhengkai！”
xiaolinyuyouailegebazhang，yiranbiqinglianzhong，shenqingnankandaolejidian！
“ni......niyaorangwomenkanshenme？”
linmumeiyouhuida，ershizhuantouduigongzuorenyuandahedao：
“放！”
gongzuorenyuannalijianguozheiyangdechangmian，beilinmuxiongsheneshadeyihe，likeshoumangjiaoluandaojiangdayingmudexuanchuanhaibaohuanchengleyigebofangdeshipin，bingqiezheishipinlideneirongrangzaichangsuoyourenshunjiandaizhule……
“lishao，zheicidongshihuixuanju，nihuixuanwodeba？”
“neishidangran，wozenmekenenghuizhichixiaoni？zheigejianrentiantianzhuangzuozijigaogaozaishangdeyangzi，haishiworongrongzuiguaile！”
shipinlidexiangyandechangjingkandezhongrenshimudengkoudai。
tamenmeixiangdaolihaojiehexiaorongrongjingranhaiyouzheiyangyicengguanxi。
shasha，meidengtamenfanyingguolai，shipinzaiciqiehuan。
“rongrong，jinwanwoqingxiaonineijianrenchifan，zheiliyouyibaoyao，nidaoshihoufangzaitadejiuli，yibaoxiaqu，baozhengtashenhundiandao！”
“daoshihouwozhaojigeren，jitapaigeshipin，wokantabushenbaiminglie？”
“haozhuyi，lishao，woyidingquanlipeiheni，dannikebunengqinziqua！”
“zheidiannifangxin，sheibuzhidaowolihaojiejiuzhiaixiaorongrongniyirena？”
zhongrenliansezaidudabian，youqishixiaorongronghezailunyishangdelihaojie，cishitamensisidingzheyingmu，naohaiwengwengzhixiang！
renyoutamenzenmeyexiangbumingbai，zheixieshipinshisheicongnalipaide。
danwuyongzhiyideshi，tamenanzhongsuozuodeshiqing，beirenjichedigongkaizailejianglingmeitidemianqian！
huiguoshenlai，errenkanzhetaixiadejizhemen，faxianmeigerenkantamendeyanshendoubiandejiqiguaiyi，xianchangchuleshipindeshengyin，qitarenlengshiyaquewusheng。
沙沙！
yingmudehuamianzaiduqiehuan。
bianchenglexiaorongrongzuorizaijindingjiudianlizaibataijitamenfenjiushi，wangyigebeizilidaoyaodechangjing！
“buxukan！jiwoguanle！sheirangnimenfangde？！”
xiaorongrongcishichedizuobuzhule，jiulianxigaishangdejutongdouquanranbugu，cangbaizhelianduitaixiadegongzuorenyuanzhengninghoudao。
liuhaizheishicongzhenjingzhonghuiguoshenlai，zhizhelinmujiaodao：
“jiusuanshizheiyang，neiyebaituobulenishigongsuinvganfandeshishi，erqiehaiduilishaoxuyishangren，liangtiaozuimingjiaqilai，zuyirangnixiabanbeizilaodizuochuan！”
“haiyouxiaoni，jiushijianrenyige，beinizheizhonggongsuinvganfanjidianwulehaibuziai，meiyouyidianyaojiandiandeyisi，zhenshixiaoshijituandeqichidaru！”
huagangshuowan，linmuturanshuaichuleyigenyinzhen，zhazaileliuhaidenaoxueshang，houzhelianseshunjianbiechenglezhugan，jinjiezheshuangmubiandexuehong，putongyishengdaozaidishangfengkuangwangshenshangzhuanao！
“yang！haoyanga！aa！”
liuhaizhiganjuedaoquanshenyouwanyishixin，qiyangnannai，jinjinzhishipiankedegongfu，tajiusipolezijideyifu，yongzijizhijiabahunshendouzhuachuleyitiaotiaoshenrendexueyin！
zheihairendeyimujiangzaichangsuoyourendoukandemudengkoudai，zuichunfabai，shenqingzhongtouzhenanyiyanshidejingkong！
“ni......nimenkuaikan！”
zheishisheihanleyisheng，suoyourendemuguangzaidubeixiyindaoleyingmushang。
buzhishenmeshihou，yingmushangdeshipinyijingqiehuandaolejiudianfangjianli，zhijianlihaojiebahunmidexiaonibaodaolechuangshang，lianshangjinshitanlandeyinxiao。
“hehe，fangguoni？xiaoni，nibushimeitiandouzaiwomianqianzhuangchengyifugaoguideyangzima？zenmexianzaibianchengleyifurenrenzaigedemoyangle？”
shuowanjiujiantawangxiaonishenshangpuleshangqu，jinjiezhehuamianyizhuan，bianshilinmuchongjinlaijiurendechangjing，yijihoumianshiruhezhengjiuxiaoni，ruhedaizhetalikaidehuamian。
daozuihou，shipinjieshule！
quanchangshangqiangeren，lengshiyaquewusheng。
piankehou，buzhisheizhizhelihaojienuchidao：
“yuanlainicaishineigegongsuinvganfan！”
“yuanlaicongshizhizhongdoushixiaorongronghelihaojieliangrenlangbeiweijian，yongruciangzangdeshouduanxianhaixiaozong！”
“dizhilishijituan！yidingyaopuguangtadezuixing！”
“zhenbuganxiangxin，lijiajingranrucixiazuo，zuoweiqintangjiemeidexiaorongrong，jingranshizheizhongshexiexinchang！”
一墙倒便是墙墙到！
zheijiduanshipinfangchulaihou，jushishunjiannizhuan，lihaojiehexiaorongrong，shunjianbeituidaolefengkoulangjianzhishang，beirenkouzhubifa！
taixiadexuelanguiheguxiaoyuzaikanwanzheiduanshipinhou，liangrendeliansedoubiandejingcaiwanfen，yinqingbuding！
“yuan......yuanlai，shiwowuhuitazheixiaozile！”
“meixiangdaozongcai......jingranbeirenrucisuanji，ruobushiyoutazai......zhenshibukanshexianga！”
liangrenzaitongyishijian，xinzhongduilinmudekanfasihudoufashenglexiexugaibian......
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