qiaoanhanguyexishixiaoshuo《shunvtijia，mudilidejiangjunfuren》zhongshejidaodelinghunrenwu，jinqizaiwangluoshangfeichanghuobao，zuozhe“luxuemingming”zhengzaijinluomigugengxinhouxuzhong，gaishuwei：zheiyeyinggaikuaidaoshichenleba！“rouer，niwangleweinianggennishuodehualema？”zhaoyunjikanzheqiaoanhanzheitaiduxinliyehenbugaoxing，danbiaomianshangrengshijiaoxunleyijuqiao……
“xiaowan，kuai，zanliangbayifuhuanguolai，ranhouzanmenquhouyuan。”
“a？huanyifu？quhouyuan？”xiaowannaolenaohounaoshao，buzhidaoqiaoanhanyouzaigaoshenmemingtang。
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一刻钟后
“xiaojie，ninxiangdeneigehaobanfa，jiushi，jiushiqiaozhuangyahuan，zuan，zuangoudongchuqua？”
xiaowanzuijiaochouchu，zhizhehouyuanqiangjiaochudexiaxiaodongkou，bujintangmujieshe。
qiaoanhanxiangxiaomaoyiyang，xingyanmichengyitiaoxian，xiaoxiaoyifugongxini，daduiledebiaoqing。
ranhoujiangdangzaidongkoudexiaowanladaoshenhou，guishenditoujiuyaozuanchuqu。
“buxingbuxing，xiaojie，ninkeshiqiaofuqianjin，zenkezuangoudongni？zheiruoshirangrenjiqiaojianle，sunhaileqiaofumingsheng，laoyepashiyouyaozefazanmenle。”
xiaonizijiujie，shituzuzhizhuzizheishangbuletaimiandexingwei。
qiaoanhanjuezhe**taimusichuguanwangyiquan，sizhouzacaocongsheng，bieshuorenyingle，lianzhimazhadoumeiyou。
“shenmeqiaofuqianjin，fangyanwangquzheiqiaofuyousheizhendebanijiaxiaojiekanzuoqianjinde？”
qiaofuqianjin？naoni？jiejiewohaishiluoshizhangduorenni，buzhaoyangluomalema？
“xiaonvzinengqunengshen，jiurenyaojin！”
liaoxiahuazhijiehulvejinzhangfangfengdexiaowan，pufuzheshenziwanggoudonglizuanleguoqu。
xianshinaodai，houshishenzi，jiexialaiyoushi**……
qiaoanhannaodaihedabangeshenzishunlitanchu，queweidukazaile……
zaogao，**maosijuetaigaole，kazhule。
呱呱呱……
qiangwaimianrenyanxishao，qiaoanhantaimuyishuangheiqiqideyanzhuzi，diliuliudezhuanlezhuan，chuletoudingjizhiwuyafeiguozhiwai，quedingsizhoukongwuyiren，fangcainiutouxiaoshengheqiangneidexiaowandao：“kuaibangwoyiba，**kazhule。”
gezheqiangxiaowanyebugandashengshuohua，tachiyileyixia，nanadao：“nei，neigexiaojie，xiaowandezuile。”
“嘭！”
“哎呦！”
xiaowan，nidayede！juranyijiaojilaozichuaichulaile。
qiaoanhansixiaguanwanghaihaomeiren，taxunsupaqishenpaipaibeixiaowanchuaitengde**。
“xiaojie，qingkuangruhe？”xiaowangezheqiangwen。
“nizabuyijiaobanijiaxiaojiechuaisi？”qiaoanhanhuishenbaileyiyan，youjixudingzhudao：“nikanhaojia，dengwohuilai。”
liangchengdechengjieshangcheshuimalongyirujiwangdefanhua，gangjinchengmen，guyexibianxialema，duliufujianggulanzhiyirensuixing，kanzhexixirangrangdejieshirenaofeifan，yixiangxinubuxingyusedeguyexi，chunjiaoweiweigouqiyimoxiaoyi，kandechulai，taxinqinghenbucuo。
“jiangjun，shuxiaxujiudouweicengjianninrucigaoxingle。”shenpanggulanzhiqianzhebaisedezhanmagenzaitashenpang，yiyanjiubuzhuodaole。
guyexihenshaohuiliangchengjiangjunfu，changnianzhengzhanshachang，mianduidedoushixuexingshalu，gueryeyangchengletalengsudexingge，gengbieshuoshixiaoyile，dantaxinxibaixing，weidukandaobaixingfengyizushi，xinlicaihuiyouzhongdegaoxing。
wenyan，guyexisuibingweihuihua，danlianshangdeneiguqieyiquehennanyanshi。
liangrenliangqiyiqianyihoudezouleyihui，zhidaochuanguojieshizhongyangweizhideyizuofudiqian，guyexicaitinglexialai。
fudimendamenchangkai，menbianqiangheranxiezheqiaofuerzi。
“jiangjunshiyaozhunbeibaifangqiaofu？”gulanzhichayiwen。
yaoshuoshibaifangme？yinggaihaibusuan，zhibuguo……
huoxuliantazijidoushuobushanglai，weihezijihuibuzhibujuexiangyaozaizheilidouliu。
yinyuezhongtasihuhaijideneiyekandaodeneimozangxixideshenying，suirantabingweikanqingneizhanglian，danneijiaoxiaoqueyoujueqiangdemoyang，querangtajiyiyoushen。
hehe，taohundetijiafuren……
guyexizhuzulehenjiu，zhengdanggulanzhizhunbeizaicifawendeshihou，caitingzhuziyouyoudekaikoudao：“lanzhi，nixianxinghuifuandun，daihuiwobianhuizijihuiqu。”
gulanzhichayi，“jiangjunshituranxiangqileshenmeyaoshi？huangshangneibianyaobuyaoshuxia……”
“bubi，daiwohuiquzixingjinjianshengshang。”
shuowanzheihua，guyexijiuqianzhebaisejunmazoukaile，houmianzhiliuxiagulanzhiyihuodenaolenaonaodai，jiangjunzheishizenmele？
wanglewangyirenyimalikaidebeiying，youtaitouwanglewangmenbianshangqiaofuerzi，buzhiyouxiangdaoleshenme，turanhuangrandawudeminzuitouxiaolexiao，xixi……chuntiandaole，dongwuyoudaolegaijiaopeidejijiele，zhibuguo……neige，tajiazhuzizheicinengxingme？
qiaofudeweizhisuanshichuyuliangchengjieshizhongjian，fanhuarenao，keshihouyuanwaimianlailaiwangwangderen，yedequeshiliaoliaowuji。
eryoujinxieyuerdeyouyuanweizhizuiweipianpi，yuqiaofuhoumenpilin，conghoumenweizhifangeqiangbianjiushiyouyuandetingyuan，weilebubeichajue，biqizhaoyaoguoshizhijiecongfuneijinyouyuan，qiaoanhanningyuanxuanzeraoyiquanconghoumenfanqiangzhijiejinyouyuan。
suishuomeirenkandaotatangtangqianjinxiaojiezuangoudong，danbupianbuyiqiaoanhangangmeizoujibu，yiniutoujingkandaoyipibaisejunma，zhengdengzheyishuangdayanjingzhigougoudechouzheta。
zheijiahuoshenmeshihouzaizheide？gangganghaimeichouzhe，shitayanhuale？
qiaoanhanshenseqianqiandezoudaobaimamianqian，congdishanghaoleyibagancaotaohaoshidesongdaobaimazuibian，“re，zheigejinichi，nijiudangganggangshayemeikandaoha！”
“fuchi！”baimajiaoleyisheng，queyikoumeichi。
“fuchi？buchi？buchigancao？”qiaoanhancucumei，youhaoleyibashicaodidaobaimazuibian。
“fuchi！”baimakanzhetayoujiaoleyisheng，rengjiuyikoumeichi。
油盐不进的茬？
qiaoanhanweinao，“nizheiyefuchi，neiyefuchide，neinidaodichisha？”
“zaixiaquangunianghaishimoyaobaifeiliqile，zaixiademabuchimoshengrentoudideshiwu。”
gangliuwanmatujingzheili，guyexilaoyuandejiukandaocongqiaofuhouyuandegoudongtanchulegenaodai，zixiqiaoqujingshineiyesuojiandeqiaofuerxiaojie，dunshibianxinshenghaoqizhixin，fangcaizangnileqilai。
qiaoanhanbeishenhouturanxiangqidenanshengheleyitiao，ruobushiyinweizheitianlaizhiyin，takendingzaojiukaimale。
“这是你的……”
马？
woqu，zheishishenmeshenxianyanzhi？jiuzheizhangjushiwushuangdelian，neizhinengyongtianshangdeshen，juanzhongdehualaipimeile。
nanrenguaojunmeidelianpang，dongyehanxingdetongmou，binglengmingcheliyoudailexierouqingdeyanshen，touchuyigurangrenbukekangjudejieaoqixi，gaotingbizhidebiliangxianshizhenanxingdegangmeizhiqi，xueboqingminzhechun，chunjiaosuigouleqidehudubingbumingxian，danzuyihaideqiaoanhanchunxindangyang。
qiaoanhanbushedezhayan，tuntunkoushui，renshengkuduan，yinggaidadandequzuozijixiangzuodeshi。
zhendehaoxiangbayanqianzheigenanrengaodaoshoua。
qiaoanhanyanshen**，dingdeguyexixinliyeyouxiexuhuangluan，neiyeheidengxiahuodayulianmian，genbenkanbuqingchuzheiqiaofuerxiaojiemoyang，jinriyijiandaoshirangtajingyanleyixia。
yanqiannvzisuiyishenyahuanzhezhuang，yifujigenzacaozangluan，dansihaoweijiantademeiguan，zhiyinguyexitaduimeisezheiyikuaiqueshibuzenmeganmao，guerneigujingyanhenkuaijiurangtajiyazhilexiaqu。
jintianyangguanghenzu，sazaishenshangyehennuan，guyeximianseweihong。
“nanren，shibushiyejuedewoshengdehenhaokan？ng？”qiaoanhanjiantadengzheta，liezhezui，lianpihouzhewen。
guyexiweileng，bingbudasuanhuihua，zhishixinlichayi，zheiqiaojiaerxiaojiejigantaohun，kanqilaiyouzhijiedanchun，bujuxiaojie，busiputongnvzineiyangniuniejinchi，huangdiliyujuranhuipaitazuoyanxian？
ruobushiliyudezhangyanfa，neibianshizheiqiaofuerxiaojiedeweizhuang。
jinminzhedechundandanchechuyimolengxiao，qiaoanhanbuyiweiran，guyidiandaoheibaiyoushuo：“nixiaole？shibushiwocaiduile？henxiangbawogaodaoshou？”
guyeximeiyanchouchu，zhijiedanchun，bujuxiaojie，tongbuzhilianchiwanquanshilianggeshenyi。
tacumei，liansebuyue，zhijiezhuanshenquqianjifeng。
zhidaobeiwushile，qiaoanhanbudasuanqinei，pidianpidiandegenleguoqu，yangzhexiao，youbuyaoliandeshuo：“shuoshihuawoyehenxiangbanigaodaoshou，yaobuzanliang……”
凑合凑合？
qiaoanhanxianzaiwanquanbudangzijixianzaiyijingshiyige“youfuzhifu”le，mannaozizhizhidaokanzhezheinanren，xinlijiuyangyang。
guyexieqianheixianyaxia，lengshengdaduanleqiaoanhandehua，“jifengjiyilihenhao，tajiyimuduleguniangzuangoudong，neibianhennanzaiwang！”
zheihuajiandancubao，qiaoanhanchiye，xiaoliankuazhe，quewuxiuyi，“yuanlaitajiaojifenga，niganggangyekandaole？”
guyeximuguangningju，paipaijifeng，buhuitouyebushuohua，zhangtuiyiyueshangma，“yu”deyisheng，matoudiaozhuan，xianranshixiangpao。
“ai……nijiaoshenmemingzi？womenshenmeshihoucainengzaijianmian？”qiaoanhanyanjishoukuaiqiangxianyibulanzhuleguyexi。
guyexizuozaimabeishang，chuimeihengletayiyan，“guyexi！”
zhiyuheshihainengzaijianme……
dangran，taningyuantamenbuhuizaijian，bijingzaijianzhishi，tamenbianshilichangbutongdedirenle。
renmayangzhangerqu，juanqidishangqiancengshachen，qiaoanhanchuzaineilidairuomujileyizhener，guyexi，guyexi，gu……
ta，tajiushitayaojiadenei，neigexiuluojiangjun？
qiaoanhanxinzangkuangtiao，jiuweizheizhanglian，jiusuanzhenbeitakesi，tayeyuanyi。
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“ai……yuanbenwohaitingxianmuyujiejiede，genlelaoyezhijiebianchengleqiaofuerfuren，rujinkanlaidaohaiburudangchu……”
“shia，rujinyujiejieyoushouleerxiaojiedeqianlian，rangdafurenqilequ，zanmenyeshiaimonengzhua。”
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