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fengyetingzhaobianlezhenggewoshi、shufangyijiweishengjian，quanbudoumeiyoukandaoguweiweideshenying。
keshizheimewanle，tahuipaodaonaliquni？
fengyetingshenzhihaiteyijianchaleyixiachuanghu，tashenzhidanxintatiaoloule。
danshihaozaichuanghubingmeiyoubeidakaiguodehenji。
zaishuotashigeshanvren！kenengyibanxinlingcuiruodenvrenshoulewuruhuixuanzezisha，ketabuyiyang，tanaoziliyinggaimeiyouneimefuzadeqingganhuilu。
xiangtongzheiyidianhou，fengyetingdexinzheicaishaoshaopingjinglexialai。
tazhunbeixialouquxiaoshazizhuanshudewanjufanglizhaoyizhao。
ranerjiuzaitagangchufangmenzhunbeixialoudeshihou，quekanjianyeyihenglingzhexiaoshazishanglaile。
xiaoshaziyilianbuqingyuandeyangzi，jiandaotadeshihoushenzhihaishengqidijueqilezuiba。
zheixiaoshazixianranshihaizaishengqi，kefengyetingquesonglekouqi。
tawenyeyiheng：“zheishizenmehuishi？nicongnazhaodaodeta？”
“yongrenneili，”yeyihengtanletanshou，“shuoshijuedeshenshangteng，jiuzhaoyongrenqucayaoyaole。”
‘cayaoyao’zheiyangdehuacongxiaoshazizuilishuochulai、fengyetinghuijuedetianzhenkeai，kecongyeyihengzheigedananrenkouzhongbengchulaiquejiaotahunshenqijipigeda。
taheizhelian：“nihaohaoshuohua，zheidaodishizenmehuishi？”
“taerduoshouledianqingweidesilieshang，yinggaishigangcailachedeshihouzaochengde。buguonifangxin，buyanzhong，guoliangtianjiuhaole，yongrenyijingjitashangguoyaole。”
fengyetingyitingdao‘silieshang’zheijigezi，likejiuchaoguweiweizouleguoqu。
yuqizhongdaizheliantazijiyemeichajuedaodejiaoji：“wokankan。”
“buyao！huaigege。”guweiweiduzhezui，yibianwangyeyihengshenhouduo。
yibianhaishuo：“yanjinggege，baohuweiwei！”
fengyetingmeitoujinzhou，tashenmeshihouyoukaishijiaoyeyihengzheijiahuogegele，zhiqianbushijiaotahuaiyanjingdema？
fengyetingyebuzhidaozijizheishizenmele，fanzhengxinliyoudianbushufu。
jiuliankanzheyeyihengdeyanshenyeyouxiebushuang：“buzaole，nihuiquxiuxiba。”
yeyihengpielepiezui：“keshiwohaiyouhuayaohenishuo。”
“weiwei，nixianhuifangjianqushuijueba，mingtianwozaijinishangyao，nierduoshangdeshanghenkuaijiuhuihaode，nitinghuamingtianjiujinihentianhentiandetangchie。”yeyihengduiguweiweishuo。
guweiweidalegehaqian：“haoba，weiweishuijuejue，yanjinggegebuyaowangleweiweidetang。”
tashuowan，youhenhenchongfengyetingduoleduojiao，zheicaishanglouhuilefangjian。
……
“nizenmele？”yeyihengyouxieqiguaidikanzhefengyeting，“nihaoxianghenzaihuneigexiaoshazi，gangcainikanwodeneizhongyanshen……xiangshizaichicu。”
“chicu？”fengyetinghaoxiao，“nikaishenmewanxiao，wohuiyinweiyigeshanvrenchinidecu？”
“haoba！”yeyihengsongsongjian，“neiwohuoxukeyibazheilijieweizhanyouyuhebaohuyu。shuoshihua，kandaojiankongshipindeneiyike，wodouxiangbafengzhiyaodasile，woyexiangbaohuzheigekeliandexiaonvhai。”
“goule，biezaitineiyimule。”neizhihuitixingtatazaizhuangzhiwurendeneiyikeyouduowonang，“shuozhengshiba。”
“ok，shuozhengshi。laoshishuo，nizheixingdeyetaituranle，genwomenzhiqianjihuahaodebuyiyang。”
“nizheibushifeihuama，jiugangcaideneizhongqingxing，huannitangzaixiaoshazishenbian，ninengren？”
“haoba，shigenanrendoubunengren。buguofengzhiyaozheihuiyinggaishibeinijidachengzhongshangle，meiyousansigeyuetapashibunengdongle，yebukenengchuguo，zheiduiwomendejihuahenyouli。”
“niyaogenwoshuodejiuzheixie，meibiedele？”
“meile，nihaixiangtingshenme？”
“xing，neiwozoule。”fengyetingshuowan，touyebuhuidilikaile。
tayijingzoudehenkuaile，kehuidaofangjiandeshihouxiaoshazihaishiyijingshuizhele。
“he，zheimekuaijiushuizhele。”fengyetingqingxiaozheziyanziyu，“shaziguorandoushiwuyouwulvde。”
zhengzaizhuangshuideguweiwei：“……”nicaishazi，niquanjiadoushazi！
guweiweizhengfufeizhe，huranganjueshenbiandechuangdianwangxiaxianlexiaqu，shifengyetingshanglechuang。
jinjiezhe，taerduoshangjiuduolesiwenredechugan。
neimingxianshinanrenshouzhitoufumoshangqudeganjue。
gaisi！guweiweirenbuzhuzaixinzhongdizhou，erduohejingcekeshitashentidemin|ganbuwei，zheigesinanrenjingganpengtaerduo！
tagaibuhuishidiergefengzhiyaoba。
ruguozhenshineiyangdehua，neitabujieyijiazhuanggemengyou，yijiaobatabianchengtaijian！
ranertayuliaozhizhongdeqinfanbingmeiyoufasheng，tazhitingdaofengyetingdeyishengqingtan。
“zhenshiduojiaohua，zheimerongyijiushoushangle。”
hehe，jiaohua？guweiweihaoxiao，zhenzhengrenshitaderensheibuzhidaotashiduoshirenhua？meixiangdaozheigeshishangjingranhaiyourenyongjiaohualaibiyuta。
“shuiba，mingtianjiushixindekaishile。”fengyetingchakandaoxiaoshazideshangguoranmeiyoudaai，bianjiuguanlechuangtoudetaideng。
yexushiyinweijulitaijindeyuanyin，gangcaitashuohuashituchudereqiquandoupensazaileguweiweijingce。
neizhongganjue，jiaomin|gandetahunshenzhanli。
suoyizheinanrenliaobowanletajiuzhuanshenqushuile？
tiandixiahaiyouzheimebianyideshiqing？
heianzhong，guweiweihudigouqilezuijiao，yigefanshenjiuchaofengyetingyaleguoqu。
fengyetingshunjianjiangzhu：“……xiaoshazi，nixinglema？”
huidatadequeshiguweiweimianzhangdehuxi。
fengyetingzhoujinlemeitou，tadeshentixiayishishenshouxiangyaobaozhuzheigewennuanrouruandeshenti，keshiyizhiquegaosutabukeyi。
bijingtaqishishigezhishangzhiyoujisuidexiaonvhaia，taqueshigezhengchangdechengniannanren，tazenmekeyiduiyigeshenmedoubudongde‘xiaonvhai’xiashou？
neitahefengzhiyaoneigeqinshouyouyoushenmequbie！
jiusuanzhiqiantaduitachanshengleyisiceyinzhixin，neiyezhishiyeyihengsuoshuodebaohuyuhezhanyouyueryi。
fengyetingzhongjiuhaishishouhuileshou，mamudibishangleyanjing。
guweiweiguyiluandongleyifan，quefaxianzheinanrenshenmedongzuodoumeile，tadunshijuedesuoranwuwei，jiufangundaoyibiangeshuigedequle。
diertianyizao，fengyetingjiuchufaqulefengshi。
xianzaitacongzhiwurenhuifulezhengchang，yeshishihoucongfengshupingneilinahuibenjiushuyutadeyiqiele。
erguweiwei，zeshiyitouzhajinletadewanjufang。
dakaizangzaiwanjuxinglixianglidebijibendiannao，tajizijidehezuohuobanfaqulexiaoxi。
“chulai！yikuaidafeirou，youxingquhewoyiqiguafenma？”
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