《shanvtijiajingquanqiu》shizuozhexinghaiyiguangniansuozhudeyibenhaomenzongcaixiaoshuo，gushihenyoushenyi，zhideyikan。《shanvtijiajingquanqiu》jingcaijiexuan：yichangchehuo，fengjiadashaobianchenglezhiwuren，weihunqixianghuihun，jingjiangshazijiejietijiajileta。yichangyinmou，gujiashanvbeipojiarufengjia，xinhunzhangfujingranshigezhiwuren。kezhengdangtabanzhuchihuzhunbeibaochoudeshihou，zhiwurenjuranxingle！“furen，nidangwoxiama，jingrandangzhewodemianhuanyifu。”“nibieguolai，nijingranpianwo！nigenbenjiumeitan！”“furenbuyezaipianwoma？”fengyetinglouzhegujiashanvde......
“neibuxing！dashishuolebixubagujiazhangnvliuzainishenbian！”fenglaoyeziyansudishuo。
taxianglexiang，huranfanyingleguolai，tiqishouzhangjiuqudafengyeting：“wozhidaole，nizheigechouxiaozishibushizaixianqiweiwei！”
“nigewangenfuyidechouxiaozi，weiweishinideguiren，yaobushita，nixianzaikenenghaishigezhiwuren！”
“zaishuotashijiajinizhihouzainibieshulichudeshi，burantayebuhuibianchengxianzaizheigeyangzi！nibudeduitafudianzerenma？”
“genghekuangwodoubujiaotajinidanglaopo，zhijinidangmeimeile，nijingranhaiganxianqita！dangchunihaishizhiwurendeshihourenjiakemeixianqini！”
fenglaoyezimeishuoyiju，jiuqiaodafengyetingyixia，kanshangqudongzuohenzhong，danshijishangyidianyebuteng。
fengyetingyemeiduo，zhishiwunaifulefuetou。
tazhisuoyinengzheimeshunlidexingguolaishiyinweitayiqiangenbenjiushizhuangde，hexiaoshaziyoushenmeguanxi！laoyezijiushitaimixin！
“yeye，ninzhenyiweitashibanlucaibianshadema？shihuagenninshuoba，tayizhidoushishazi，erqie，tagenbenjiubushigujiazhengjingdedaxiaojie。”
“shenme！”fenglaoyezizhenjing，“zheidaodishizenmehuishi？”
“shiqingdezhenxiangshizheiyangde…………”fengyetingbaguhongliangyongshanvertijiadeshiqingjieshijilefenglaoyeziting。
fenglaoyezitinghouborandanu：“qiyoucili，zheigeguhongliang，jingransuanjidaowomenfengjiatoushanglaile。dangchuwoweilemibusunxifu，haijileta8%degufen，xiangbiyebeiguhongliangzheigoudongxijisuanjile。”
“zheigeninjiufangxinba，weiweitagenbenjiumeiqian。”fengyetingyoubaguweiweizaigushiheguyouyoudajia、bingyiwaisihuiguquanzhuanrangshudeshiqingshuole。
“hahaha，zheihaizi，shashishaledian，dantaqueshiyeshinideguiren。yeyesuoyoudecaichan，bainianzhihoufanzhengdoushiyaojiaojinide。taa，zheishitiqianbangnibaozhule8%deguquana。”
“zheiyeshuomingledashisuandezhun，ruguodangchugujiazhenbagujiadeneigelaoerjiajinlai，neitashuobudinghuibanizhengzuobieshudoujibankong，danweiweijiubuyiyangle，tacaishigujiazhenzhengdezhangnv，nizhenzhengdeguiren。”
“nibixudehaohaoduidaita，haohaomibuta，yaoshirangwozhidaoniqifuleta，wojiaonihaokan！jinwannijiubiehuishizhongxinle，daizhetayiqihuinidebieshuqu！”
……
guweiweiwanqiwandewuliaole，jiuzhuizhelaoyeziyangdechongwugoupaodaolewaitou。
zaihuayuanzhuishanglexiaogouzhihou，tajiuzuozaidishanghegouwanleqilai，zheiyangyilai，tahegoujiudoubeijingguanshuzhedangqilaile。
yincijingguanshuhoumiandelianggeyongrenbingmeiyoufaxianta。
tamenxianranshizailiaogangcaitoutingdaodebagua。
“shazijiushishazi，guoranhaishishangbudetaimiande，nizhidaoma？gangcaiwoqujilaoyezihedashaoyesongchadeshihou，tingjianlaoyezirangdashaoyelihunzaiquni。”
“buhuiba，dashaoyeheshazijiehunyecaibangeyueeryi，zheijiuyaolihunzaiqule？”
“neiburanni，huanzuoshini，niyuanyiheyigeshaziguoyibeizi？shaoyeyijingdayingle。tinglaoyezineiyisishirangdashaoyemibumibuneishazi，kedashaoyequehenxianqi。”
“neidaoyeshi，xianzaidashaoyexingle，buzhidaoduoshaorenqiuzhexiangjiajitani，suiranzheishaziyanzhichaogao，keyouyoushenmeyongni？”
lianggeyongrenshuoxiaozhe，wanggengyuandedifangqule。
dengtamenzouyuanle，guweiweizheicaibaozhexiaogouzhanleqilai。
takanzheqianmiandenghuotongmingdewuzi，wushenggouqilezuijiao。
he，zhangdachengrenyihou，zheihaishidiyiciyourenzheimebunatadanghuishini。
xiangqujiuqu，xianglijiuli？haizhennatadangruanshizi？
yaobuyaolikaifengjia，shenmeshihoulikaifengjia，tazijishuolecaisuan！
……
wanshangbadian，yiliangchaohaohuadekaidilakeshichulefengjialaozhai。
zuozaichehouzuodefengyetingheguweiweiqueshiyiyanbufa。
guweiweimangzhezaichechuangshanghaqi，huawaiwainiuniudetuan。
yipangdefengyetingkanzhetaanjingshijuemeideceyan，shenqingyichanglengmo。
tachunjiedejiuxiangshigezhuirufanjiandetianshi，ketongshiyounengzaiwuyijianyinrenchenlun。
tashigezhengchangnanren，liutazaizhenbian，jueduibushimingzhizhiju。
他得和她离婚。
kebatasonghuigujia，neijiudengyushisongyangruhukou。gujianeiqunchouchong，jiuzhihuiqifuta。
“xiaoshazi，nixiangnipopolema，xiangbuxianghuidaotashenbianrangtajixuzhaoguni？”
qiheidechechuangshangyingchulefengyetingyingjunquemianwubiaoqingdelian，guweiweibeiduizhetalenglenggouqilezuijiao。
taxianzaihaimeibangpopochadaobiaodidexiansuo，suoyitahaimeiyoulikaifengjiadedasuan。
“heng，huaigege，weiweihaizaishengqi，weiweibuyaohenijianghua。”
“xiaoshazi~~”fengyetingwunainieleniemeixin，“zheigewentidedaanhenzhongyao……”
huahaimeishuowan，yishuqiangguanghuranjiuchaocheneizhaosheleguolai，jiusuanfengyetingheguweiweizuozaihoupaiyebeizheiguangcidezhengbukaiyan。
kexiangerzhi，qianpaisijishoudaode**youduoda，shuobudinghaihuiyingxiangdaotakaiche。
fengyetingxiangtixingqianpaidesijixiaoxin，ketahailaibujikaikou，duimiandechejiushikongyiyangchaotamenzhuangleguolai。
chaneijian，pengdeyishengjuxiang，zhengliangchezidoucefanleguoqu。
fengyetingshentidefanyingbinaozihaiyaokuai，shenshoujiubaguweiweihuzailehuaili。
zheichangshigufashengdetaikuai，guweiweiyouxiemeng，dantayirannengqingchudiganshoudaoyouyiguqiangdadeliliangjiangzijideshentihuzhu。
是封烨霆！
kezheinanrenbushixianqitashigeshazi、dasuanhetalihunlema？zenmehuizaizheishengsiguantouhuzhutani？
bangexiaoshihou，xiaofangchehejiuhuchexunsugandaoxianchang。
tamenguolaideshihoufaxianchezili、yijidimianshang，quandoushixue！
……
shoushushiwai，fengyetingheizheliandengdaizhe，tashenshangqiyataidi，yizhiyuzhouweiderendoubugankaojinta，liandaqiyebuganchu。
yigexiaoshihou，shoushushidemenzhongyukaile。
yishengzouguolaichentongdigaosuta：“duibuqifengxiansheng，womenyijingjinlile。bingrenqiangjiuwuxiao，querensiwang。”
“nishuoshenme，rensile？”fengyetingchihongzheyan，nuqizhidadaoledingfeng，“niquedingnimenzhendejinlilema？”
yishengdoubeitahedao：“fengxiansheng，womenzhendeyijingjinlile，shanghuansongguolaideshihouxintiaoyijinghenweiruole，baoqian。”
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