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对于自己这位二师娘，陈玄可谓是又恨又爱。
tingjianzheihua，chenxuansonglekouqi，zijizheiweiershinianggulingjingguaidexianggeyaojing，zhengrendeshouduancengchubuqiong，qizhongzuirangchenxuanjiyiyouxindebianshiyouyicichentashuizhelezhualaiyibaigendushefangzaizijidebeiwoli，yizhiyuchenxuandiertianzaoshangchadianqujianleyanwangye，haozailinsuyiyishugaochao，burantajiuzhengepile!
dangran，zhurucileideshiqingchenxuanzijidoushubuguolaile，tayixijidehaiyouyicizheiniangmenhaipianzijitunxialeyigenkuaizizhangdewugong……
youshihouchenxuandouzaixiangzijinenghuodaoxianzai，jianzhitamadejiushiyigeqiji!
“duile，dengxiabawodeyifuxile。”shuowan，zhunbeizoujinwudezhaonanchuyoupianguotoulaiduizhechenxuanchongmanyouhuoxingdeshuodao;“neilimiankeyouwodetieshenyifue，nixiaoziyaoshigantoutouzangqilaiyoushenmewaixiangfa，laoniangjiufeilenineihuohairendewanyier!”
kanzhezoujinwuhaibuwangbileyigejiandaoshoudezhaonanchu，chenxuandunshidalegehanzhan，renbuzhujiajinleshuangtui，xiaoshihoubeizhenggudeyimumu，yourudianyingyibanhuaguotadenaohai。
buguoxiangdaozijimingtianjiunenggoulikaizheigeemoshiniangdeshenbian，yuanbenyouxiebushedechenxuandunshiyouyouxieqidaileqilai!
kanzheqiangjiaojiazishangdeyiduiyifu，chenxuanzhinenglaolaoshishidezuoqilexiyigong，buguozheizhongshiqingyezhiyouzhaonanchucaihuirangtagan，dashinianglinsuyisuirankanshangquyedadalieliede，danshiconglaimeiyourangchenxuanxiguotadeyifu，zhiyutieshenyifujiugengbietile。
“laoda，nizhenxiangrangzheixiaowangbaduzimingtianjiulikai?”wulimian，zhaonanchuqiaozhetuiyilianyonglandezuozaiyizhangtangyishangkezheguazi，duizheyipangzhengzaijiazishangbainongzheyaocaidelinsuyiwendao。
linsuyidandandao;“jinershinianle，tayegaichuqule，biewangletabeifudezeren!”
zhaonanchudaimeiyizhou，ranhoushuodao;“zheixiaowangbaduzituranyaolikai，wohaizhenyouxieshebude，buguowaimianneixiehuahuashijiezheixiaodongxinengdangdezhuneizhongyouhuoma?yaoshitazaiwaimianzhaoleyiduinvrenzaban?yebuzhidaozanmenjiugeshangbeizishizaoleshenmenie，juranzuihoudouhuibianyi……”
“laoer，nishuodetaiduole!”linsuyihuishoudaduanta，shuodao;“niyinggaimingbai，tashenshangbeifuzheshenme，shuyutademingyunguiji，yegaikaishiyunzhuanle。”
zhaonanchumeiyouzaiduoshuoshenme，shuyuneigexiaozidemingyuncaigangkaishi，danshishuyutamendemingyunzaozaishijinianqianjiuzhudingle!
neigexiaowangbaduzikeshitamenjiugedekexinga!
“ershiniang，woxihaole!”chenxuanzheishicongwaimianzoujinlai。
wenyan，zhaonanchutaiqitoulai，shenchuzijidedazhangtuixiaomimideduitashuodao;“xiaoduzi，guolai，jishiniangchuichuitui!”
zheihuoerchenxuanyuanyigan，limapidianpidiandezouleguoqu，dunxiashenjizhaonanchuchuitui，zhaonanchusuiranyijingershijiusuile，erqiehaishenghuozaizheiniaobulashideshangougoulimian，danshitabaoyangdehenhao，shuinennendejifu，fangfochuiqikepo，yourushiwuliusuideshaonvyiyang。
dangran，chuituiguichuitui，chenxuankebuganchizijizheiweiemoshiniangdedoufu，tayaoshizuole，nengbunenghuozhejiandaomingtiandetaiyangdoushiyigewenti。
“xiaoduzi，nigesanchawudequtoukanwangguafu，buzhidaowozheipifuhetabiqilai，nagegengnenyixie?”zhaonanchuxiaomimidekanzhemubuxieshizhengzaijizijichuituidechenxuan。
wenyan，chenxuanheiheiyixiao，shuodao;“dangranshiershiniangnile，wangguafunalinenggenershiniangnibi。”
zhaonanchujixuxiaomimidedingzheta;“jiranruci，neizabujiannilaitoukanershiniangxizaole。”
“e……”chenxuanxinlidahan，jimangbatouyaodexiangbolangguside;“bugan!”
“heng，qiaonineimeichuxideyangzi。”zhaonanchushenchuyushouzaitadehounaoshaopailexia，jixushuodao;“zaiwenniyigewenti，nijuedewohenidashiniangsheigenghaokanyixie?”
chenxuandeetoushangyijingliuxialelenghan，tatoutoudekanleyanzhengzaibainongzheyaocaidelinsuyi，tazhidao，zijijiexialaidehuidadezuirenheyigezhipadoumeihaoguozichi。
“dashiniangheershiniangyiyangpiaoliang，yihouwoquxifuyidingyaoquxiangdashiniangershiniangzheiyangde。”
wenyan，linsuyihezhaonanchuneixintongshiyizhan。
“heng，youzuihuashedejiahuo，nizheigehuidawobumanyi。”zhaonanchudengletayiyan，zaiwendao;“nishuo，ruguorangnizaiwomendangzhongxuanyigezuolaoponihuixuanshei?”
chenxuandeyanjingzhengdezeida，butingdezailinsuyihezhaonanchudeshenshangsaolaisaoqu，zheigewentitahaizhenmeixiangguo，liangweishiniangkedoushihuoguoyangminjibiede，zheirangtahaizhenbuhaoxuan。
linsuyiyechaotakanleguolai，qiyanshenlimianyouzheweixiandexinhaoshifang，fangfoshichenxuandehuidarangtabumanyidehua，aizouneijueduishishaobulede。
“yaobu，lianggedouxuan?”zheihuodeyanshenzailinsuyi、zhaonanchudeshenshangdalianglexia，shitanzhewendao。
“haoa，nizheixiaowangbaduziguoranduiwomenyouxiangfa……”zhaonanchuhelinsuyidouyanshenbushandekanzheta，dayoudongshoudeyisi。
jianci，chenxuanjimangshuodao;“tingtingting，ershiniang，nengbunengzaihuanyigewenti?”
“hao，neiwojiuzaijiniyigejihui，nishuowohenidashiniangsheideshencaigenghaoyixie?”
“meiliangguo……”zheihuotuokouerchu。
buguoshuowanzhihoutajiuhouhuile，yinweiliangdaorutongyaosharenyiyangdemuguangyijingqiqiluozailetadeshenshang。
suihou，wuzilimiandunshichuanlaileyizhenkudiehanniangdeshengyin。
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zuzubangexiaoshi，dangchenxuanzheijiahuoxiangtiaosigouyiyangtangzaidishang，jinqiduochuqishaodeshihou，zaitayanzhongjiurutonglianggehanfuyiyangdeshiniangzheicaitingxiashoulai。
qiaozhezheihuotangzaidishangbudong，zhaonanchuzhijietiletayijiao;“xingle，biezhuangsile，jiunizheixiaoduzineishenpizidandoudabuchuan，kanzainimingtianjiuyaogundanle，jinwanershiniangjiniyigetebiedejiangli。”
tingshuoyoujiangli，chenxuanlimabengleqilai，tianzhelianwendao;“ershiniang，shajiangli?”
“jinwanjiwomennuanchuang!”
wenyan，chenxuandeliandunshiheilexialai!
diertianyidazao，chenxuanjiubeilinsuyihezhaonanchujiganchumenle。
qiaozhezijianeijinbidedamen，dingzheyiduixiongmaoyandechenxuankelianbabade。
“ai，gezheiyiquhaibuzhidaoduojiucainenghuilai，shiniang，nimenkeyaozaitaipingcundengzhewohuilaia!”chenxuanbushedechaotaipingcunwanglewang。
buguodangtazaicizhuanshen，zheihuodelianshanglijifuxianchuleyimoxingfen;“zhongyukeyizouchutaipingzhendaowaimianqukanyikanle，dongling，chenglideguniangmen，wochenxuanlaile!”
“zheixiaowangbaduzizoule!”
julicunkoubuyuandeyizuoshanshang，linsuyi、zhaonanchuliangrenzhanzaizheilimushizheneigeshaonianyuanqudebeiying。
linsuyidandandeshuodao;“niyaoshishebudekeyiqupeita，zheiliyouwoyirenshouzhejiugoule!”
“qie，laonianghuishebudeneigexiaowangbaduzi……”zhaonanchusuiranyilianbuxie，buguoqiyanshenshenchuhaishiyouzhebushe，zenmeshuozheiyesuanshitayangdadexiaozaizia!
“menghuchulong，zheitianxiazhongjianghuifengyunmoce，baxiaoxichuanjishendouneibianba!”
linsuyitaitouwangzhezheipiantiandi，qiqingchedemeimuzhong，youzhesherendeshenguangzhanfang!
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