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第5章岳母寿宴
zaiqianwangshouyandelushang，qixingyueyinchenzhelian，xinqingchadaolejizhi。
youqishikandaozuozaihoupaideyangfan，bujinjiangzhaozhangjugangcaisuishourenglede“laji”jijianlehuilai，haijinjindezhuazaishouzhong，haoxiangshishenmebaobeiyiyang，qixingyuehenbudejiangyangfanjiganxiache。
“zheiwanyi，zhenbujiandana。”
yangfanwanquanmeichajueqixingyuedeqingxu，xinzhongyuefajingya：“zhidaoxianzai，shennongyucaifenxiwanbi！”
gangcaizhaozhangjunachuxueyanwodeshihou，shennongyuyenengfeikuaidefenxichuyouxiaochengfen。
kezheijipianbeizhaozhangjudanglajiyiyangsuishourengguolaide“feiwu”，shennongyuquemeifayixiazijiufenxichulai。
yueshizhenguideyaocai，yueshixuyaoshijian！
zheixiazhendeshijiandaobaole！
......
齐家别墅。
qixingyuelaideshihou，dabufenbinkedouyijingdaolai。
bieshuwaidoutingmanlechezi，zuididangdeyeshibaoma3xi。qixingyuedeyiliangxiaokaluola，xiandegewaide“yaoyan”。
“qixingyue，nihaodadejiazi！”
gangtinghaoche，jiuyouyigesanshilaisuidenanzizouguolai。
qixingyuededage，qixinghe。
“binkedoudaoqile，rangsuoyourendoudengnima？”
qixingheyishanglaijiunuchiqixingyue。
qixingyueyebuhuihua，tinghaochezhihoujiuchaozhebieshulizouqu。
“站住！”
qixinghenuchi：“kaizheimeyiliangpokaluola，nizijibuxiandiuren，yebupadiujinleqijiadelianmian？”
shuozhe，qixinghezhizheyangfandebizi：“nilikejiangzheipochejiwokaizou！nifeiwuhezheiliangpoche，doubugaikaojinqijia。likejiwogundeyuanyuande。”
qixingyuezheicaikaikou：“dage，nibietaiguofenle。”
qixinghelenglengdeshuodao：“daodishisheiguofen？nimingzhidaojintianshiwomuqindeshouyan，guyidaizhezheifeiwushangmen，haiyouzheimeyigetuoyouping，daodixiangyaoexinshei！”
shuozhe，qixinghepieleyiyanyangfanbaozaihuailidetangguo：“zheixiaoyatoubushiyizhidouzaizhuyuanma？meixiangdaohaimeisia。”
“taxianzaigangchuyuan，jiudaitalaicanjiawomuqindeshouyan，yebupahuiqi？qixingyuenidaodiandeshenmexin？”
yangfanyanshenzhonghanguangshanshuo，lenglengdekanzheqixinghe。
“nizheifeiwu，juranganyongzheizhongyanshenkanzhewo？”
qixinghedunshidanu：“nihaixiangyaofantianbucheng！”
“杨凡！”
qixingyueyechajuedaoyangfandebuman，likedengletayiyan：yangfanhaixianjintianjizijiredemafanbugouduoma！
beiqixinghewakujiju，niqiangrenzhejiuxingle，haixiangfankangbucheng？
yangfanlenghengyisheng，baozhetangguojiuxiangyaolikai。
“zheifeiwujuranhaiganyoupiqile。”
qixinghekanlenglengdeshuodao。
“星月，你来了。”
jiuzaizheishi，yigeshenchuanbaixizhuangdeqingnian，wanquanwushileyangfan，kuaibuchaozheqixingyuezouguoqu。
“钱东升？”
杨凡认识这家伙。
是齐星河的小舅子。
zhiqianshiqixingyuezhuiqiuzhezhiyi。
yangfanzheicaimingbai，weishenmeqixingheyaobazijiganzou。
juedezijijiqijiadiulianhaishiqici，zuizhongyaodemude，pashiweilejiqiandongshengchuangzaojihuiba。
“xingyue，haojiubujian，niyuelaiyuepiaoliangle。”
qiandongshengyijiandaoqixingyue，jiuroumadeshuodao，haijiangshoulideyishuhongmeigui，dixiangqixingyue。
qixingyuezhouzheqiaomei，meiyoujieguo。
“qixingyue，nidongbudonglimao！”
齐星河在一旁呵斥。
“zheimeigui，kanzhehaitingpiaoliangde。”
yangfanquerfufan，lengxiaozhekanzheqiandongsheng。
“nizheifeiwu，haibukuaidiangun！biezaizheiliaiyan！”
qixinghelianseyinchendehechiyangfan。
yangfandaliangzheqiandongshengshoulidemeiguihua，wanweideshuodao：“zheimeiguihuayikanjiuzhidaoshijingxintiaoxuande。qiandongsheng，zheishinizhuanmentiaoxuandehelima？”
nayousongzhangbeihongmeiguide。
tingdaoyangfandechaofeng，qiandongshenghengleyisheng：“jiwuayideshengriheli，wodangranyijingzhunbeihaole。”
shuozhe，qiandongshengshenhoudegenbanlikenachuyigejingzhidehongmuhezi。
muheyidakai，yiguqinrenxinpidexinxiangjiupiaosanchulai。
“zheishi......xueyanwo？”
qixinghejingtandeshuodao：“dongsheng，nihaizhenshedexiaxuebena！zhishaodeshijiwanba？”
shuozhe，qixinghekanxiangyangfan：“buzhidaonizheifeiwu，youweijintiandeshouyan，zhunbeileshenmeliwu？”
qixingyueqiaolianyibian：tayongmuqinweiyiyiwuhuanlaidehaohuayanwo，zaixueyanwomianqian，wanquanbuzhideyiti！
“douzhanzaiwaimianzuoshenmeni。”
yigechuanzhefuguidezhongnianfunv，chaozhezheibianzouguolai。
“妈。”
qixinghelianmanghanleyisheng。
wuminzouguolai，kanleyiyanyangfan，wanquanbuyanshiyanedeshenqing。
ranhouyoubamuguangfangzaiqiandongshengshenshang，weixiaozheshuodao：“dongsheng，niganghuiguomeiduojiu，jiulaicanjiaayideshengriyanhui，zhenshiyouxinle。”
wuminshenhou，genzheyigebiqixingyuenianzhangjisuidenvren。
qixinghedeqizi，qianli。
“ma，guowaibuzhidaoyouduoshaogongsiqiangzheyaodongshengni，sheizhidaotafeidehuiguonei，qushiweixianjiuloudangshenmefuzongjingli，wozheigezuojiejiede，douyaobeitaqisile。”
钱丽微笑着说道。
shiweixianjiuloudefuzongjingli？
qixingyuetingdaozheihua，qiaolianyibian：zheiqibushichengzijishangsile？
qiandongshengweixiaozheduiqixingyueshuodao：“xingyue，yihouwomenjiushitongshile。”
wuminshuodao：“dongsheng，neiyihounijiuyaoduozhaoguzhaoguwojiaxingyuele。tameishenmebenshi，ganlezheimejinian，haizhishiyigexiaojingli。”
“ayi，ninfangxin，wohuide。”
qiandongshengshuozhe，jiangxueyanwodijiwumin：“xiaoxiaoliwu，buchengjingyi。fuyongzheixueyanwo，nengrangayiniyongbaoqingchun。”
qianlizaiyibianbangqiang：“ma，zheixueyanwokebushihuaqianjiunengmaidaode。wotingshuojishitanghaimeijinhuo，jiubeianchengyixiedarenwujiyudingwanle。”
“yejiudongshengyoumianzi，cainengnadaozheixiexueyanwo。”
吴敏顿时眼神一亮。
qiandongshengshuodao：“ayi，gangcaiwohaibaituojishitangdezhaozhangju，dengyixiahuiqinzilaibangninchulizheixueyanwo。”
“daoshihouyongzheixueyanwo，kendingzuochuyiwanshangjiadeyaoshan。”
wuminyuefajuedelianshangyouguang：jishitangdezhaozhangju，zaianchengyesuanyihaorenwule。
tanengqinzilaizijideshengriyanhui，jizijichulinandeyijiandexueyanwo，zuyizuoweijinwanshouyandeyazhouxi！
qixinghemeiyoudasuanfangguoyangfan，jixugangcaidehuati：“yangfan，jintiandeshouyan。nitediganguolai，gannidoubuzou，kendingzhunbeileshenmeliwuba？”
“kuaidiannachulairangwomenqiaoqiao！”
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