《shouqibaobuzhuangle，xiaxiangjiafuheijunhan》zheibenshuzaochengdexuanniantaiduo，jirenkanbugoudeganjue。duijinjiyusuiranmeiyouhualidecizao，danshigushiqifudiedang，nenggoushizhiyinrenrusheng，zhujiaoweizhaoyunluguhaichuan。xiaoshuojingxuan:takanxiangchufangqiangbianzhanzhedezhaoyuncheng，dashenghemadao：“zhaoyuncheng！nizenmehuishiera？meikannaishuaidaole，haibuganjinjiangnaifuqilai，zhanneierkanshenmeni？……
“赵云鹿！”
“**shibushixiangsi？”
“baichibaihezheimeduonian，zhishirangnixiagexiangjiuyaosiyaohuode，tajingranhaipaoquzhiqingban，genrenshuogaixiaxiangdeshiwo，bushita。”
“made，laozibudehao，niyebiexianghaoguo，xiaxiangqianbunongsiniyebanijiajizhanglaolai。”
……
zhaoyunlugangzhengkaiyanjing，jiutingdaowaimianchuanlainumasheng，yigujiyiqiangshiyongrunaohai。
赵云鹿懵了！
tazoudaodeshihoubuxiaoxinshuaileyijiao，jingranshuaidaoleqilingniandai，haishigezaozaosiledie，niangyougaijia，beidaboyenaiyijiaqiangzhanjiachandegunv。
tingshengyin，waimianneirenyinggaishiyuanzhudetangxiongzhaoyuncheng。
xianzaishi1970nian，zhengshishangshanxiaxiangyundongjijituixingdeshihou，zhaoyunchengershiduosuilehaimeigongzuo，shixiaxiangdezhuyaomubiaorenqun。
dantacongxiaojiaoshengguanyang，nachidelexiaxiangdeku，jiujiangzhuyidadaoyuanzhushenshang，zhudongbangyuanzhubaomingxiaxiang，zheiyangtajiubuyongqule。
keyuanzhuyebusha，toutouquzhiqingbanchexiaoxiaxiangshenqing。
zhaoyunchengbuzhidaocongnaerdedaoxiaoxi，nuqichongchongshaleguolai，huameishuoliangjujiukaishiquandajiaoti。
yuanzhubeihehuaile，yingshengshengaileyidunda，zhaozhunshijiduojinlewuli，gangjinwujiuyunsiguoqu，huanchenglexianzaidezhaoyunlu。
“ma，nibielanzhewo，jintianbunongsita，wojiubujiaozhaoyuncheng。”
zhaoyunchengbaonu，zhoumazhexiangchongjinwulizaicioudazhaoyunlu，quebeimuqinlixiaolansisilazhu。
“era，biechongdong，nibatadasilesheitinixiaxiang。”
zhaoyunchengdasiyatouconglaibuzhidaoqingzhong，gangcaigengshiyidianmeiliushou，lixiaolanpatabazhaoyunludasile，daoshihoutaerzijiuzhendexiaxiangle。
嘭！
jinbidedamenturanbeimengdituikai，zhuangzaiqiangshangfachuyishengjuxiang，zhaoyunluzhanzaimenkou，kanzheyuanlidemuziliangjiushiyitongchouma。
“zhaoyuncheng，**zhenshimaofanglidechouchong，fenkengliderouqu，choubukewen。”
“daodisheicaishibaiyanlang？”
“nimenyijiawukouzhuzhewobadefangzi，qianglewobadefuxujin，haibazhanchanglijiwodeshanyangfei，nizenmegantianzhelianshuowoshibaiyanlang？”
“nimenyijiawukoucaishitiezaiwobashitishangqiaoguxisuidexixuechong。”
zhaoyunlukebushishouweiquderen，jiguanqiangsidepaoyulianzhu，jiangzhaoyunchenghelixiaolandoumamengle。
“**找死。”
congxiaobeizijiqifu，conglaibuganhaizuidesiyatou，jingranganmaziji，zhaoyunchengqihongleyan，yibatuikailixiaolan，wozheqingjinbaoqidequantou，xiangzhaoyunluchongleguoqu。
lixiaolanmeiyoufangbei，beituidelianlianlieju，shuailegejieshide**dun，tengdebantianmeizhanqilai。
zhaoyunluyebushichisude，chaoqiqiangbianlizhedesaozhouxiangzhaoyunchengdaqu，tazheishentiqiaozheshouruo，dancongxiaoganhuoshoulihaishiyouliqide。
只听啪的一声。
zhuzhibianchengdesaozhoumengdidazaizhaoyunchenglianshang，jianruidezhiyazaitadelianshangguachuyidaodaoxixiaodehuahen。
“啊——”
zhaoyunchengtonghuchusheng，ganjuenaodaibeizhongchuileyixia，lianshang**ladeteng，kanxiangzhaoyunludeyanjingdengchengletongling，biaoqingyuefazhengning。
“siyatou，nigandawoerzi，wogennipinle。”
jianerzibeida，lixiaolanyebutongle，yiguliucongdishangpaqilai，jiaohanzhexiangzhaoyunlupuleguoqu。
zhaoyunluqianshishilianguode，qingsongbianduokaile。
lixiaolanfennuzhixiachongdetaimeng，laibujigaibianfangxiang，zhizhizhuangzaizhaoyunlushenhoudemenkuangshang，guangdezhuangchugedaqingbao，tengdetafachuyishengcanjiao。
“aiyowei，zhaoyunlunigeshaqiandaodechouyatou，nibudehaosi。”
lixiaolankaozhemenkuangpokoudama，zhaoyunchengyejiaomazhezaicichongleshanglai，zhaoyunlutaishouyoushiyisaozhou。
zheicizhaoyunchengyoulefangbei，ganmangxiangpangbianduoshan，kexitafanyingtaiman，zhijiebeisaozhouxianfan，zhuangzaibanrengaodeyuanqiangshang，jiaodoujiaobuchulai。
“nilianggenwofafengshiba？”
zhaoyunlupiqiyeshanglaile，zhuanshenjinchufanglinlebacaidaochulai。
jianzhaoyunlulincaidaole，zhaoyunchengmuziliangheleyitiao。
lixiaolanhuangzhangdao：“zhaoyunlu，nixiangganshenme？”
“干什么？”
“nimenbushiyaofafengma？wogennimenyiqifeng，jintianbushinimensijiushiwohuo，shibanianhouyoushiyitiaohaohan。”
“来啊！”
“我跟你们拼了。”
zhaoyunlujuqishoulidecaidaojiuxiangliangrenchongleguoqu，yifupinlemingyeyaonongsinimendejiashi。
“啊，杀人了。”
“救命啊！”
“杀人了杀人了。”
zhaoyunchengmuziliangbeihedepigunniaoliu，jianjiaozhexiangwuwaipaoqu。kanzheliangrenluohuangertaodebeiying，zhaoyunlujudaolengzaiyuandi，yiliancuoe。
bushi，niliangzheimesonga！wohaimeishijingerni。
jianliangrenzhenpaole，zhaoyunluzhuanshenhuidaochufang，deganjinchidiandongxi，dazheiyijiadouyouxietouyunyanhuale。
linqizaoluqiandedengzi，guangdangyixiazakaiwanjushangdelaoshijiusuo，limianshiyidatangcipendebaimiandamantou，douduidemaojianerle。
赵家人真不是东西。
tamentiantianchibaimianmantou，querangyuanzhuchinanyixiayandeculianghegukang，huoganshaolehaibujichi，zhenshiyiqungoudongxi。
naqilianggebaimianmantou，zhaoyunluzaiwanjupangdakouchiqilai。
kenlemeiliangkou，tafaxianyoushoushizhidaizheyigekeyouzhangshenghuawenyangdeyinbaisejiezhi，dunshijingxibuyi，baobeikongjianjingrangenzhetayiqichuanyuele。
henhenqinleliangkoujiezhi，zhaoyunluganmangchakanqingkuang。
然后肉痛了。
tafangzailimiandedongxiquanmeile，tadehuangjin，tadegudongzihua，tadezhenzhufeicuiyushimanao，yijigezhongzhenxishicaihedunliang，quanmeile！
zhiyouyibenjiushutangzaijiezhili，popolanlande，rangrenmeiyoufankaideyuwang。
bashuyourenghuikongjian，tayoujiangshengxiademantouyeshoujinkongjian。xiaxiangjiuchibudaozheimehaodebaimianmantoule，deduozandianliangshi。
